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Movie: Union City(1980)


Harlan:
Nobody puts their ugly lips around my bottle of milk and gets away with it.




Movie: Ace Ventura: When Nature Calls(1995)


Ace:
Fe Fi Fo Fum! I smell... the fingerprints of scum!



Movie: Dark Angel: The Ascent (V)(1994)


Nun:
We offer temporary lodging in our church for children who have lost their way. You'd be more than welcome.

Veronica:
In a church! I couldn't possibly!

Nun:
Why not, child?

Veronica:
I would surely combust!



Movie: Ordinary People(1980)


Beth Jarrett:
[to her mother about the platter she just broke] You know, I think this can be saved. It's a nice clean break.




Movie: The Occult Experience(1985)


Narrator:
If the devil lives anywhere, it could be in San Francisco.



Movie: Majo no takkyûbin(1989)


Jiji:
Well, well, well... hello kitty.



Movie: Babs Johnson and the Cavalcade of Perversion: An Exploration in Exploitation(2005)


Babs Johnson:
I've never performed an abortion on stage!

Nurse:
There's always a first time for everything, Mark!



Movie: Damien: Omen II(1978)


[Damien has just seen the Mark of the Beast on his scalp, indicating he is the Antichrist. He runs out of the Academy building]

Damien Thorn:
[shouting] Why? Why me?



Movie: Under Siege 2: Dark Territory(1995)


Merc # 3:
Empty your pockets. I said empty your goddamn pockets right now!

Bobby Zachs:
All right, all right, all right man. I'm just a kid, man, c'mon I'm just a kid! I'm trying to tell you, I lost it down there, I ripped my pocket, everything fell out. The only thing I've got in my pocket, man, is your ass!


[shoots him]




Movie: XX/XY(2002)


Coles:
There's no room for honesty in a healthy relationship.




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Movie: One Hundred and One Dalmatians(1961)


Pongo:
Perdy... I'm afraid it's all up to us.


Perdita:
Oh, Pongo. Isn't there any hope?

Pongo:
Well, yes. There's the twilight bark.

Perdita:
The twilight bark? But dear, that's only a gossip chain.

Pongo:
Darling, it's the very fastest way to send news. And if our puppies are anywhere in the city, the London dogs will know. Now we'll send the word tonight when our pets take us for a walk in the park.



Movie: Addicted to Love(1997)


Maggie:
I sleep naked. It's the only way I'm comfortable, so don't think of it as a come-on, because if you so much as breathe in my direction I will nail your willy to that beam.



Movie: Undersea Kingdom(1936)


Prof. Norton:
And this was where the ancient continent of Atlantis was reported to have sunk thousands of years ago. Contrary to popular belief, Atlantis did not sink overnight, but during a period of years. During this time, the people had ample opportunity to construct a roof of orecalcum over the city and keep out the ocean waves. Thus Atlantis, though lost, still lives.



Movie: Out of Sight(1998)


[with Karen's heel on his back]


Chino:
Wow! You are mean!



Movie: G.O.R.A.(2004)


Arif:
[In English] Speak in English? I live in English. It's not a language to me. It's totally best way of expressing my own. You know, sometimes i'm dreaming of a world, all people understand each other perfect. Yes, i would dream. Imagine all the people dancing and touching each other, communicate in a joyful harmony.

Arif:
[In Turkish] Son, don't look at me like a cow, go get some tea!



Movie: Kalifornia(1993)


Brian Kessler:
Early lived in the moment. He did whatever he wanted whenever he wanted. I don't know if I was fascinated or frightened by him.



Movie: Urban Legends: Final Cut(2000)


Reese:
[after Amy shoots Professor Solomon] That's my sister, baby, and she's a whole lotta woman.



Movie: Laberinto del fauno, El(2006)


[closing lines]

Pan:
And it is said that the Princess returned to her father's kingdom. That she reigned there with justice and a kind heart for many centuries. That she was loved by her people. And that she left behind small traces of her time on Earth, visible only to those who know where to look.



Movie: Ultraviolet(1992)


Violet:
[to Six] When I was a kid... when I was just a little girl... I used to dream about this old, dusty road. And this road would go on as far as the eye could see. There were all these little white flowers growing around the edges. And it was such a peaceful place. But then you realize... when life settles in around you... places like this... doesn't exist.



Movie: The Eagle Has Landed(1976)


Colonel Pitts:
If anything happens to Churchill, they're going to hang you from Big Ben by your balls.



Movie: Bachelor Mother(1939)


David Merlin:
Of course he talks! Why, he can recite the first line of Gunga Din!



Movie: Aces High(1976)


Mess Corporal Bennett:
[as the pilots set off early in the morning on a dangerous mission] How many for breakfast? Any of them?



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Quotation from the Movie “Dang bu zhu de feng qing”

Tue, 27 Jan 2009 03:26:00 +0000
Fred:
I can’t believe it. You shot my dickie!

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Movie: VeggieTales: The Ultimate Silly Song Countdown (V)(2001)


Mr. Lunt:
I think you look like Captain Crunch!

Pa Grape:
Huh? No I don't!

Mr. Lunt:
Do too!

Pa Grape:
Do not!

Mr. Lunt:
You're making me hungry.


Pa Grape:
That's it! You're walking the plank!

Mr. Lunt:
Says who?

Pa Grape:
Says the captain, that's who!

Mr. Lunt:
Oh yeah? Aye-aye, Captain Crunch! Hehehehe!

Pa Grape:
Arrrrrrrgh!

Mr. Lunt:
Yikes!



Movie: Waiting for Guffman(1996)


Dr. Allan Pearl:
[singing] Nothing ever happens on Mars/No sports or entertainment/No swinging bars/You stand around/You stand some more/On a planet named for the Roman god of war.



Movie: Quinceañera(2006)


Herman:
My sperm must be pretty strong swimmers, huh?



Movie: Oscar(1991)


Aldo:
Lemme me show you tha door;


[shouts]

Aldo:
There's tha door!



Movie: Ulzana's Raid(1972)


McIntosh:
These horses they're after... you keep 'em tucked away safe. And if the worse comes to it - shoot them.

Sergeant:
Shoot them?

McIntosh:
Shoot them!

Sergeant:
The army don't take very kindly to sergeants shooting their horses.

McIntosh:
Maybe so, but they'll take it a lot less kindly then seven Apache bucks riding 'em off.



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Tue, 27 Jan 2009 07:58:00 GMT
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Quotation from the Movie “Dang bu zhu de feng qing”

Tue, 27 Jan 2009 03:26:00 +0000
Fred:
I can’t believe it. You shot my dickie!

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Quotes for Today

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Movie: Gallagher: We Need a Hero (V)(1993)


Gallagher:
When the beer companies say 'know when to say when'... you don't ask a drunk to know when to say when! Why don't *you* guys say when to say when? *You're* the experts on beer! You're too drunk to drive when you can't carry a drink with you to the car.



Movie: I Am Dina(2002)


Dina:
[last words in the international version] Leo. You came back.

Leo Zhukovsky:
Try to rest...

Dina:
Are you going to stay?


Leo Zhukovsky:
I'm always going to be leaving you, Dina, but I will always come back.



Movie: The Abyss(1989)


Lindsey Brigman:
I know how alone you feel... alone in all that cold blackness... but I'm there in the dark with you. Oh Bud you're not alone... You remember that time - you were pretty drunk, you probably don't remember - but the power went out in that little apartment we had on Orange Street? We were staring at that one little candle, and I, I said something really dumb like, that candle was me, and like every one of us is out there alone in the dark in this life... and you just, you just lit up another candle and you put it beside mine and said "No! See, that's me. That's me"... and we stared at the two candles, and then... well, if you remember any of this, I'm sure you remember the next part. But there *are* two candles in the dark. I'm with you. I'll always be with you Bud, I promise that.



Movie: Accattone(1961)



Stella:
What do they do?

Vittorio "Accattone" Cataldi:
What all other women do.



Movie: Galaxy Quest(1999)


Jason Nesmith:
I'm not the commander!

Sarris:
What did you say?

Jason Nesmith:
I said I'm not the commander.

Sarris:
Explain.



Movie: The Unbearable Whiteness of Dean(1995)


Dean Patterson:
Don't you think I'd still take government service and photolab training over death by lethal injection?



Movie: Kabhi Kabhie - Love Is Life(1976)


Amitabh Malhotra:
[singing] Sometimes the thought crosses my mind / That you were made for me. / Before this you lived among the stars / You were called to earth for me. / Sometimes the thought crosses my mind / That your body, your eyes are in trust for me. / The dense shade of your hair is for me alone, / These lips, these arms are in my trust. / Sometimes the thought crosses my mind / As if wedding music plays on the road. / It is our wedding night and I'm lifting your veil... / You're melting in my arms, blushing with shyness... / Sometimes the thought crosses my mind / That you'll love me forever. / You'll always look at me with love in your eyes... / I know you now belong to another, but still / Sometimes the thought crosses my mind...



Movie: V for Vendetta(2005)



Lewis Prothero:
England Prevails!



Movie: Adaptation.(2002)


Susan Orlean:
There are too many ideas and too many people. And too many directions to go. I was starting to believe that the reason it matters to care passionately about something, is that is whittles the world down to a more manageable size.




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“Tadpole” Quotation

Mon, 26 Jan 2009 19:47:00 +0000
Daphne Tisch:
You’re like a forty year old trapped inside a fifteen year olds body. I mean, it’s not a bad body!

Oscar:
Hey Jimmy.

Jimmy:
Hi Tadpole. Back for Thanksgiving?

Oscar:
That’s right.

Jimmy:
What happened to your hair?

Oscar:
I combed it.

Jimmy:
Oh. I don’t like it.

Diane:
Oscar and I…

Oscar:
Both speak French!

Diane:
Oscar and I… are lovers.

Eve:
What?

Oscar:
What? Are you drunk?






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Tue, 27 Jan 2009 07:58:00 GMT
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Movie: Half Baked(1998)


Detective:
Hey! You paying attention?

Brian:
No.



Movie: Oscar(1991)


Snaps:
Whadda day! Both my girls are getting married!

Sophia:
[looks at Snaps suspiciously] What do you mean, both?

Snaps:
[embraces her, indicates Theresa] Sophia, my wife, meet Theresa, my daughter.


Sophia:
If she's your daughter, who's her mother?

Roxanne:
I am.

Sophia:
[shouts] You had a child with the new maid?



Movie: Unknown World(1951)


Dr. Jeremiah Morley:
I believe that humanity can escape annihilation, can find a temporary haven, a promise of hope that, come what may, life can be sustained deep within the Earth itself. Far below the Earth we shall seek a natural, a geologic shelter. We have a team ready for the effort. All we lack are funds.



Movie: Da Kath & Kim Code (TV)(2005)


Sharon Strzelecki:
I'm getting married!

Kim Day Craig:
What? Married? Are you doing this to spite me?



Movie: U Turn(1997)


Bobby:
And a waitress named Flo.



Movie: Madonna: Truth or Dare(1991)


Madonna:
[makeup artist is trying to apply makeup to Madonna's lips during a tirade] Do something else! Do my eyebrows!



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“Tadpole” Quotation

Mon, 26 Jan 2009 19:47:00 +0000
Daphne Tisch:
You’re like a forty year old trapped inside a fifteen year olds body. I mean, it’s not a bad body!

Oscar:
Hey Jimmy.

Jimmy:
Hi Tadpole. Back for Thanksgiving?

Oscar:
That’s right.

Jimmy:
What happened to your hair?

Oscar:
I combed it.

Jimmy:
Oh. I don’t like it.

Diane:
Oscar and I…

Oscar:
Both speak French!

Diane:
Oscar and I… are lovers.

Eve:
What?

Oscar:
What? Are you drunk?






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Movie Quotation: I Can Do Bad All by Myself

Mon, 26 Jan 2009 15:05:00 +0000
Mable "Madea" Simmons:
Can’t take my car, the helicopters got my license number, I gotta stay hid out.

Mable "Madea" Simmons:
to Keisha who’s 14 and pregnant] I told you to lock down on a boy, clink clink. But it’s allright, you gonna pay for having that baby every day of your life, you’re gonna finish school, you’re ...]

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Movie: Uptown Girls(2003)


Molly Gunn:
Rise and shine, Ophelia.



Movie: The Tall T(1957)


Pat Brennan:
You got a fine boy there, Hank. He knows his stock. He'll make a first rate station man one day.

Hank Parker:
Not if I can help it, he won't. Ain't a fit life bein' stuck out in the middle of nowhere, all by yourself, knowin' nobody but stage drivers and shotguns. Ain't no fit life at all.

Pat Brennan:
Always thought you were happy at it.

Hank Parker:
Well...

Pat Brennan:
[excepts a gourdful of water from Hank] Thanks.


Hank Parker:
...I was. When Jeff's mother was alive, I was. Alone, it's different. My retire time comes up next fall and I'm gonna take it. A man shouldn't oughta be stuck off by hisself in this kind of country, Pat. It ain't natural!

Pat Brennan:
You wouldn't be half meanin' me by that, would ya, Hank?

Hank Parker:
Well, come to think of it, I guess I do. Ain't right your workin' that spread of yours all alone.

Pat Brennan:
Can't afford to hire hands - not yet, anyway. Still a lot of building to do, fences to run and such. But if I get to lonely, Hank, I can always talk to my stock!

Hank Parker:
Well, when they start talkin' back to ya, just remember what I told ya.



Movie: Quest for Glory IV: Shadows of Darkness (VG)(1994)


Katrina:
You're alive! Only one person has ever walked from that cave before!



Movie: G.O.R.A.(2004)


Arif:
Do you wanna listen to music?

Old Villager:
Okay, but I don't wanna listen to foreign music! They swear at my mother!

Arif:
Wooooow! Your mom is alive? How old is she?


Old Villager:
She is 93.

Arif:
But she is very old... Don't worry, this is a new band. They cannot know your mom!



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Movie: Back to the Future Part III(1990)


Doc:
Marty, you're going to have to do something about those clothes. You walk around town dressed like that, you're liable to get shot.

Marty McFly:
Or hanged.

Doc:
What idiot dressed you in that outfit?

Marty McFly:
You did.



Movie: Key Witness(1960)


Magician:
Who's on top?

Ruby:
Until Cowboy gets back, I'm driving the car.



Movie: Office Space(1991)


Peter Gibbons:
So you guys are gonna fire Mike and Samir, and you're gonna give *me* more money?

Bob Porter:
[nods] Uh-huh.

Peter Gibbons:
Wow.



Movie: Jackass: The Movie(2002)


Steve-O:
You know it's when like your parents said "I'm not mad at you, just disappointed" You know that hurt so much more.


[Laughing]



Movie: T2 3-D: Battle Across Time(1996)


The Terminator:
Let's bust a move.



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Movie: The Other(1972)


Ada:
Niles, where is the baby?


Niles Perry:
Holland's got the baby. He put the pain pills in your tea. He's bad. He'll never go to heaven!



Movie: Galaxy Quest(1999)


Tommy Webber:
You were holding it upside down

Sir Alexander Dane:
Shut up.



Movie: Halloween Treat (V)(1982)


Magic Mirror:
The villain, he's the guy who does his best to give you his worst. The one who gives the hero a chance to be brave. How brave do you think David would be without Goliath? Or Jonah without the whale? Were would Sampson be without Delilah?



Movie: Bachelor Party(1984)


[on Mr. Nicholas' "size"]

Rick Gassko:
Personally, I was impressed when they opened the World Trade Center, but this, this is a piece of work.



Movie: UHF(1989)


Stanley Spadowski:
Hi, George. Well, uh, I'm finished with the T.V. show. Uh, what do you want me to do now?

George Newman:
Did you have a good time in there, Stanley?

Stanley Spadowski:
Yeah! Oh, boy, it was fun!

George Newman:
Great! How would you like to do it every day?

Stanley Spadowski:
Yeah! That would be neat... Oh, wait a minute - do I still get to be the janitor?



Movie: Dancing at the Blue Iguana(2000)


Jo:
You think you'r the only person with reproductive organs. I'm gonna have this fucking baby. I'm gonna have this baby and my baby is gonna sell drugs to your baby on the playground. Do you know that. You fucking bitch.



Movie: Mahou sentai Magirenjâ vs Dekaranger(2006)


[after crashing into a pile of garbage, Kai sees Ban in his battlized armor]

Kai Ozu:
Who is this idiot? You're in the way. Move!



Movie: Nadia (TV)(1984)


Nicholae Vieru:
Congratulations.

Bela Karolyi:
[packing a kit bag, not looking up] Thank you. It's so great to finally beat the national team.


[looks up]

Nicholae Vieru:
Hello Bela.


Bela Karolyi:
Nicholae.

Nicholae Vieru:
Any new Nadias on the team?

Bela Karolyi:
There will never be another Nadia and even if I had one I wouldn't tell you.

Nicholae Vieru:
Tell me about Emilia Eberle.

Bela Karolyi:
Emilia. Yes. You just saw her.

Nicholae Vieru:
Impressive.

Bela Karolyi:
She will win another gold before the evening is over.

Nicholae Vieru:
How old?

Bela Karolyi:
12. The whole team is 12. They're harder to *steal* when they're 12.




Movie: Undercover Brother(2002)


[to Undercover Brother]

Smart Brother:
If you're going to fit in to white America, you're gonna have to learn to like MAYONNAISE!



Movie: Across the Pacific(1942)


Rick Leland:
It'll probably end up with Captain Higoto marrying us on the boat.

Alberta Marlow:
Oh, no! I want a church wedding and a groom who's got more than two suits.



Movie: Unfaithful(2002)


Paul:
Your eyes are amazing do you know that? You should never shut them, not even at night.



Movie: Up the Academy(1980)


Ververgaert:
Do you wet your bed?


Chooch:
No, I generally just piss over the side.



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Movie Quotation: I Can Do Bad All by Myself

Mon, 26 Jan 2009 15:05:00 +0000
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Can’t take my car, the helicopters got my license number, I gotta stay hid out.

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Quotation from the Movie “Dang bu zhu de feng qing”

Tue, 27 Jan 2009 03:26:00 +0000
Fred:
I can’t believe it. You shot my dickie!

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Mon, 26 Jan 2009 19:05:00 GMT
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