Daily Lines from Movies

Today's Lines from Movies:

Movie: D.E.B.S.(2003)


Janet:
[the D.E.B.S. walk in on Amy and Lucy in bed. Max and everyone but Janet leave, disgusted] You *really* need to check your messages.



Movie: The Odessa File(1974)


[Miller is trying to sell his editor on a story based on the diary]

Editor:
No one wants to read about Jews.

Miller:
They were GERMANS!


Editor:
They were German Jews.



Movie: The Ugly(1997)


Dr. Karen Shoemaker:
Why did you kill her?

Simon Cartwright:
I've already told you.

Dr. Karen Shoemaker:
No, you told me how. I asked you why. Why did you kill her?

Simon Cartwright:
I killed them because I had to.

Dr. Karen Shoemaker:
Why did you think you had to?

Simon Cartwright:
Because I heard voices.

Dr. Karen Shoemaker:
Oh, I know all this Simon, The Ugly would talk.


Simon Cartwright:
That's right.

Dr. Karen Shoemaker:
No!

Simon Cartwright:
What do you mean no?

Dr. Karen Shoemaker:
Serial killers get a sense of control from their killings.

Simon Cartwright:
I'm not a serial Killer!

Dr. Karen Shoemaker:
You're not crazy either!

Simon Cartwright:
I heard voices. That's not uncommon in post trauma cases.

Dr. Karen Shoemaker:
You said others, do you hear voices?

Simon Cartwright:
I heard voices.


Dr. Karen Shoemaker:
The Ugly's voice?

Simon Cartwright:
Yes, I heard voices.

Dr. Karen Shoemaker:
More than one voice?

Simon Cartwright:
What's the difference, I hear voices.

Dr. Karen Shoemaker:
You mean heard Simon.

Simon Cartwright:
What's the fuckin' difference! I hear voices!

Dr. Karen Shoemaker:
Who Simon?

Simon Cartwright:
. . . The Visitors.



Movie: Gangster No. 1(2000)


[first lines]


[song "The Good Life" begins as scene opens at boxing match; crowd noises]


Gangster 55:
[laughing] What? With Scotland Yard breathing down me neck? Fuck off. Do me a favor!


[laughter]



Movie: Bad Boys II(2003)


Capt. Howard:
I've got so much brass up my ass that I can play the Star Spangled Banner.



Movie: Jack and the Beanstalk (TV)(1967)


The Giant:
Fe, fi, fo, fum!

Jeremy Keen, Proprietor:
For a great, big giant you're really dumb!



Movie: Ocean's Thirteen(2007)


[from trailer]


Reuben Tishkoff:
So... where's the partner's desk gonna be?

Willie Banks:
Oh, there is no partner's desk, Reuben. You're out.

Reuben Tishkoff:
What? Are you gonna throw me off the roof?

Willie Banks:
Well, I don't want to.



Movie: Tales of the Abyss (VG)(2005)


Anise Tatlin:
No one can stand before the agent of justice, Tokunaga.

Luke Fon Fabre:
I don't know about 'Justice'.

Guy Cecil:
I think 'evil''s more like it.



Movie: The Daedalus Encounter (VG)(1995)


[after the probe has been deployed]

Zack:
Casey I gotta ask you: what does it feel like having your eyes on air just floating around in a little ball while the rest of you's back here with us?

Ari:
[slighty annoyed] Knock it off, Zack.

Zack:
[annoyed] I'm just asking Casey a question.

Ari:
OK, Casey. Your guiding system's pretty much automatic so you can concentrate on the job. Most other functions are up to you.



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Dirty Panties recipe

Fri, 11 Jan 2008 00:37:00 +0000
This is a enticing recipe for Dirty Panties, with tequila and Parmesan cheese.

1 oz tequila
Parmesan cheese

Pour tequila into a shot glass.
Sprinkle parmesan cheese on top, and serve.
Serve in a Shot Glass.

Maui Cocktail recipe

Sat, 12 Jan 2008 18:36:00 +0000
A appetizing recipe for Maui Cocktail, with Mountain Dew Code Red soda and Malibu coconut rum.

3 oz chilled Malibu coconut rum
3 oz chilled Mountain Dew Code Red soda

Add the Mountain Dew Code Red to a highball glass over ice, then add in the rum, and serve.
Serve in a Highball Glass.

Alaskan Pipeline recipe

Sat, 12 Jan 2008 12:13:00 +0000
This is a delectable recipe for Alaskan Pipeline, with Yukon Jack Canadian whisky, amaretto almond liqueur and ice.

1/2 shot Yukon Jack Canadian whisky
1/2 shot amaretto almond liqueur
ice

Mix equal parts Yukon Jack and amaretto in a tumbler with ice and shake.
Serve in shot glasses.
Serve in a Shot Glass.

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Movie: Daredevil(2003)


Kingpin:
How do you kill a man without fear?

Bullseye:
By puttin' the fear in him.



Movie: Out of the Past(1947)


[Petey and Jeff watch Meta walking away]

Petey:
Nice!

Jeff Bailey:
Awfully cold around the heart.



Movie: Quills(2000)


The Marquis de Sade:
I have a proposition.

Coulmier:
You always do.


The Marquis de Sade:
Madeleine. She's besotted with me. She'd do anything I asked. She could pay you a visit.

Coulmier:
I don't know who you insult more, her or me.

The Marquis de Sade:
Part the gates of heaven, as it were.

Coulmier:
That's enough!

The Marquis de Sade:
You're too tense, darling. You could do with a long, slow screw.

Coulmier:
Good night, Marquis.


[walks out the room]

The Marquis de Sade:
[shouts] Then bugger me! Goddamn you, Abbe! Have you no true sense of my condition? Of its gravity? My writing is involuntary, like the beating of my heart. My constant erection!




Movie: The Adventures of Priscilla, Queen of the Desert(1994)


Bernadette:
I've said it before, and I'll say it again: "No more fucking ABBA!"



Movie: Tales from the Crypt: Demon Knight(1995)


Irene:
Get that pussy off the table!


[Cordelia hops off the table]

Irene:
I meant the cat.



Movie: The Taming of the Shrew (TV)(2005)


Vicar:
Will you love her, comfort her, honour her and protect her and forsaking all others be faithful to her as long as you both shall live?

Petruchio:
What? Yep.

Vicar:
No, it's "I will".

Petruchio:
[shouts] I will!



Movie: One Fine Day(1996)


Melanie Parker:
Let's do this right. Let me freshen up so I'll feel a little more like a woman and less like a dead mommy.



Movie: The Odd Couple(1968)


Gwendolyn Pigeon:
It's like Equatorial Africa on our side of the building.


Cecily Pigeon:
Well, last night it was so bad, Gwen and I sat there in Nature's own cooling ourselves in front of the open fridge. Can you imagine such a thing?

Oscar Madison:
Well, I'm working on it.


[laughter from the ladies]

Gwendolyn Pigeon:
Actually, it's impossible to get a night's sleep. Ces and I really don't know what to do about it.

Oscar Madison:
Why don't you sleep with an air conditioner?

Gwendolyn Pigeon:
Well, we haven't got one.

Oscar Madison:
I know, but we have.



[more peals of laughter from the ladies]



Movie: The Abominable Dr. Phibes(1971)


Dr. Anton Phibes:
Work faster, Doctor! The acid is descending! My wife existed only six minutes on the operating table, and then she was dead. You murdered her!

Dr. Vesalius:
No!

Dr. Anton Phibes:
Murdered her!



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Cuban Assassin recipe

Wed, 09 Jan 2008 21:17:00 +0000
A exquisite recipe for Cuban Assassin, with Bacardi 151 rum, Green Chartreuse and Tabasco sauce.

1/2 oz Bacardi 151 rum
1/2 oz Green Chartreuse
5 dashes Tabasco sauce

Pour Bacardi 151 rum into a shot glass.
Add chartreuse, then 5 or 6 dashes of tabasco sauce, and serve.
Serve in a Shot Glass.

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Movie Quotes for Today

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Movie: Oscar and Lucinda(1997)


Lucinda:
You will preach what you do not believe to men who do not care.



Movie: Dad(1989)


Jake Tremont:
The world has changed, Johnny. You wouldn't believe how much the world has changed.



Movie: Tadpole(2002)


Oscar:
Hey Jimmy.

Jimmy:
Hi Tadpole. Back for Thanksgiving?

Oscar:
That's right.


Jimmy:
What happened to your hair?

Oscar:
I combed it.

Jimmy:
Oh. I don't like it.



Movie: Old School(2003)


Frank:
Don't worry. The pledges will clean it up.




Movie: Of Rice and Hen(1953)


Foghorn Leghorn:
She remi-- I say, she reminds me of Paul Revere's ride. A little light in the belfry.



Movie: Kalifornia(1993)


Carrie Laughlin:
Oh Brian, you've got to be kidding me. Look at them. They look like Okies.

Adele Corners:
Oh Jesus, Early, they look kinda weird.

Carrie Laughlin:
They look like they don't have five bucks between them.



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Movie: The Kentucky Fried Movie(1977)


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Movie: The Omen(1976)


Father Brennan:
When the Jews return to Zion, and a comet fills the sky, and the holy Roman Empire rises, then you and I must die. From the eternal sea he rises, creating armies on either shore, turning man against his brother, until man exists no more.



Movie: The Mad Miss Manton(1938)


Peter Ames:
[to Melsa] You're up to your beautiful hips in murder!



Movie: L.A. Confidential(1997)


Captain Dudley Smith:
You're a bit of a puzzlement to me these days, Wendell. You don't seem to be your old cruel self anymore. And I had such grand plans for your future.



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Elsinore Elbow recipe

Sat, 12 Jan 2008 03:44:00 +0000
Check out this delicious recipe for Elsinore Elbow, with 151 proof rum and Worcestershire sauce.

1 oz 151 proof rum
1 oz Worcestershire sauce

Pour both ingredients into a large shot glass, give a quick stir, and serve.
Serve in a Shot Glass.

Cranberry Gin recipe

Tue, 01 May 2007 17:32:00 +0000
This is a mouthwatering recipe for Cranberry Gin, with Beefeater gin and cranberry-raspberry juice.

2 oz Beefeater gin
3 oz cranberry-raspberry juice

Shake gin and cran-raspberry juice with cracked ice in a cocktail shaker; pour into a martini glass.
Garnish with a maraschino cherry, and serve.
Serve in a Cocktail Glass.

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Movie: Office Space(1991)


Peter Gibbons:
Um, the 7-Eleven, right? You take a penny from the tray.

Joanna:
From the crippled children?

Peter Gibbons:
No, that's the jar. I'm talking about the tray, the pennies for everybody.



Movie: Labyrinth(1986)


Didymus:
Ambrocious, unlock this door!


[a spear point taps him on the shoulder, and someone clears his throat. Didymus turns around, and sees a squad of mounted goblins pointing their spears at his chest]


Didymus:
So, had enough, eh? All right then, throw down your weapons, and I'll see that you're well-treated.



Movie: The Dam Busters(1955)


[Whitworth is helping Gibson select pilots for the new squadron]

Group Capt. Whitworth:
I'd go for these two Australians if I were you; Les Knight and Micky Martin. Martin knows pretty well all there is to know about low flying.

Gibson:
Yes, I met him when he was collecting his DFC. I know this New Zealander, Les Munro, I'd like to have him. Oh and Joe McCarthy, he's great.


Group Capt. Whitworth:
[laughs] Oh, the American. The Glorious Blonde. He used to be a Coney Island beachguard. We mustn't forget the English.


[leads Gibson to another personnel book of pilots]

Group Capt. Whitworth:
Here's Bill Astell. Oh yes, David Maltby.


[skips over one pilot]

Group Capt. Whitworth:
Oh, uh, he's just started another tour.

Gibson:
[points to a picture in the book] And Hoppy Hopgood from my old squadron. I'd like to have Dave Shannon and Burpee from there too.


Group Capt. Whitworth:
Well, we shan't be popular with the other squadron commanders if we start squeezing chaps like these from them.



Movie: Jackass: The Movie(2002)


[opening narration]


Opening narrator:
WARNING - The stunts in this movie were performed by professionals, so for your safety and the protection of those around you, do *not* attemp any of the stunts you're about to see.



Movie: The Odd Angry Shot(1979)


Bill:
[trying to drink a can of beer] I can't find the hole.


Harry:
You could if it had hair 'round it.



Movie: D.E.B.S.(2003)


Lucy:
Come with me. Come on, what do you have to lose?

Amy:
Everything.



Movie: Uncle Buck(1989)


Maisy:
They have rent-a-shoes!

Tia:
And rent-a-foot disease!



Movie: Urusei Yatsura 5: Kanketsuhen(1988)


Lum:
Why don't you admit that it burns you up?


[Zaps and burns Ataru.]

Ataru:
W... Who's burned up, you idiot?!

Ten:
You're just smoking with jealousy, aren't you?



Movie: The Pacifier(2005)


Shane Wolfe:
[to Vice Principle Murney] I can't today, I'm on duty...

Vice Principal Murney:
[to Shane] Oh yeah, your babysitting, more like- doo-doo duty



Movie: Unaccompanied Minors(2006)


Charlie:
[after Donna his him] That's going to hurt when I pee!



Movie: Off the Map(2003)


Charley:
I'm going crazy, George, crazy. It's these damn drugs. I feel like strangling something. I feel like going out in the yard and strangling that damn goat! I'm dangerous.

George:
Sit down.

Charley:
Sit down? Look at me! Can I sit down? I just walked twenty miles! I mean look at my legs, they're still moving, Look at 'em!

George:
Have a beer.

Charley:
Beer? I can't have a beer. I'm not supposed to drink alcohol with these damn drugs. I'm gonna have to murder someone! Ok, I'll have a beer.



Movie: X2(2003)


Little Girl 143:
I've got my eyes on you.



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Malibu Paradise recipe

Sat, 12 Jan 2008 06:10:00 +0000
A exquisite recipe for Malibu Paradise, with Malibu coconut rum, Absolut vodka, cranberry juice and pineapple juice.

1 oz Malibu coconut rum
1 oz cranberry juice
1/2 oz Absolut vodka
1/2 oz pineapple juice

Pour the Malibu coconut rum, Absolut vodka, cranberry and pineapple juice into a cocktail shaker half-filled with ice cubes.
Shake well, pour into a chilled cocktail ...]

Desi recipe

Thu, 10 Jan 2008 15:44:00 +0000
Here is a tasty recipe for Desi, with vodka, mango juice and whipped cream.

1 tsp mango juice
1/2 oz vodka
1/2 oz whipped cream

Pour vodka and mango juice over ice in a shaker.
Shake until frozen, and strain into a shot glass.
Top with whipped cream, and serve.
Serve in a Shot Glass.

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