Movie Quotations Update

Today's Movie Quotations:

Movie: Quicksand(1950)


Bar customer:
Hey how does he rate all that dough?



Movie: Quigley Down Under(1990)


Crazy Cora:
You know, if we're lost, you can tell me.

Matthew Quigley:
We're lost.

Crazy Cora:
I can take bad news. Just tell me straight.

Matthew Quigley:
I don't know where the hell we are.

Crazy Cora:
No sense takin' time to make it sound better than it is.

Matthew Quigley:
I reckon we're goin' in circles.

Crazy Cora:
Wire things up and I'll see right through. So, just tell me honestly. Are we lost?


Matthew Quigley:
Nope. I know exactly where we are.

Crazy Cora:
That's good, 'cause, frankly, I was gettin' a little worried.



Movie: The Kentucky Fried Movie(1977)


Husband:
Well, what's our little skeptic doing today?

Housewife:
She's frying the cat in pure Nesson oil.


[cat screams]



Movie: Adventures in Babysitting(1987)


Brad:
Where we gonna get 50 bucks?


Sarah:
We could sell Daryl. Ya' think?



Movie: Tales of Symphonia (VG)(2003)


Raine Sage:
People are sinful creatures. Life survives at the cost of another. Then we must continue to bear the burden of our sins for as long as we continue to live.



Movie: On the Line(2001)


Kevin Gibbons:
C'mon, Lucille, don't die on me now. Listen, daddy knows you're tired, but daddy knows that got a few left in you. Yes you do! Yes you do!



Movie: Quai des brumes, Le(1938)


Zabel:
Funny how blood stains clothes but washes off hands so easily. Ever notice how doctors and surgeons have such clean, white hands? Even though their pretty hands wallow in blood the whole blessed day.



Movie: G(2002)


Summer G:
Don't let nobody take nothin' from you; handle your business...



Movie: Dai-Rantô Smash Brothers Deluxe (VG)(2001)


Narrator:
Game Set!



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Just like in the movies: Casper Figure Skating Club hosts fete (Casper Star-Tribune)

Sat, 02 Feb 2008 09:23:55 GMT
Superheroes, Mary Poppins, and Rizzo all in one show? The Casper Figure Skating Club is combining famous movies, popular musicals and favorite characters in this year's ice extravaganza "A Night at the Movies."

Power naps with a difference for business travellers

Tue, 29 Jan 2008 23:59:00 GMT
New Zealand Herald - Should all the movies on Hitler be banned, all the textbooks mentioning him burned? He and his crimes cannot be forgotten, we cannot pretend he never existed," Zabunovic said.

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Quotations:

Movie: The Abyss(1989)


Bendix:
Oh no, look who's with them. Queen Bitch of the Universe.



Movie: "1-800-Missing"(2003)


FBI Agent Nicole Scott:
I guess that's why we're partners.

Jess Mastriani:
Yeah... of course, most friends do see each others apartments.

FBI Agent Nicole Scott:
Here we go about the apartment. What do you think I have in there the Hope Diamond or something?


Jess Mastriani:
I was thinking more of your fantastic shoe collection.

FBI Agent Nicole Scott:
Ooh, now there is something to see, you wanna check it out?

Jess Mastriani:
Yeah.



Movie: Halloween H20: 20 Years Later(1998)


[Fitz decides to contact Haddonfield about Michael Myers]

Det. Matt Sampson:
All right, you tell 'em to look for a guy with a cane and Alzheimer's.


Fitz:
The guy would be younger than I am, okay? I was 15 when he killed his sister back in '63.



Movie: O.J. Simpson: Juice on the Loose (TV)(1974)


Howard Cosell:
[O.J has] an uncanny instinct for sensing when to make the move, when to make the cut. He can kill you with a headfake, he can kill you with the swiftness of his legs and the ability to be in a direction at any single second. He also kills you with his variation of speed.




Movie: The Madagascar Penguins in: A Christmas Caper(2005)


Skipper:
[following a group of nuns] Blend! Blend!



Movie: X-Men(2000)


Prof. Charles Francis Xavier:
Don't give up on them, Erik.

Magneto:
What would you have me do, Charles? I've heard these arguments before.

Prof. Charles Francis Xavier:
That was a long time ago. Mankind has evolved since then.


Magneto:
Yes, into us.



Movie: Uncovered(1994)


Cesar:
We're playing on a vast board, encompassing both past and present.



Movie: Earth Girls Are Easy(1988)


Candy:
Have a mental margarita.



Movie: Under the Cherry Moon(1986)


Tricky:
I want a girl who's smart, a girl who can teach me things. I hate stupid women. You know why? You marry a stupid girl, you have stupid kids. You don't believe me? Follow a stupid kid home and see if somebody stupid don't answer the door.



Movie: Original Sin(2001)


Luis:
Julia, I just killed a man!

Julia:
I just bought a hat.




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Just like in the movies: Casper Figure Skating Club hosts fete (Casper Star-Tribune)

Sat, 02 Feb 2008 09:23:55 GMT
Superheroes, Mary Poppins, and Rizzo all in one show? The Casper Figure Skating Club is combining famous movies, popular musicals and favorite characters in this year's ice extravaganza "A Night at the Movies."

ReelzChannel all about movies (Courier-Post)

Thu, 31 Jan 2008 21:23:41 GMT
Comcast's cable TV operation today introduced ReelzChannel, whose slogan is "Everything about Movies, 24/7."

Soon, a bed that downloads movies, changes temperature, and gives massage (New Kerala)

Fri, 01 Feb 2008 13:56:48 GMT
Melbourne, February 1 : A bed that downloads movies to watch before bedtime, adjusts pillows, changes the temperature, and even gives a massage is being created.

Old movies are good medicine for sick children (Los Angeles Times)

Thu, 31 Jan 2008 05:43:36 GMT
Sisters collect DVDs and donate them to pediatric hospital wards. What started as a Los Angeles family's creative way to dispose of a box of old movies has grown into a project that helps sick children cope with their illnesses.

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Movie: Halloween 4: The Return of Michael Myers(1988)


Richard Carruthers:
I want Jamie to be in bed by 9:30.

Rachel Carruthers:
You're gonna be late. You don't want to blow your promotion.

Darlene Carruthers:
Don't make fun. Tonight is the difference between vacations in Bermuda, and spending another two weeks with your grandmother in Cleveland.



Movie: Gangs of New York(2002)


Boss Tweed:
Bill, I can't get a days work done for all the good citizens coming in here to harass me about crime in the Points. Some even go so far as to accuse Tammany of connivance in this so-called rampant criminality. What am I to do? I can't have this. Something has to be done.

Bill:
What do you have in mind?

Boss Tweed:
I don't know. I think maybe we should hang someone.

Bill:
Who?

Boss Tweed:
No one important, necessarily. Average men will do. Back alley amusers with no affiliations.

Bill:
How many?

Boss Tweed:
Three or four.


Bill:
Which?

Boss Tweed:
Four.



Movie: The Osterman Weekend(1983)


John Tanner:
What you've just witnessed is, in many ways, a life-sized video game. You saw a liar talk to a killer and you couldn't tell them apart. But hey, it's only television. As you may know, television programs are just the filler between attempts to steal your money. So if you want to save some, turn me off. It's a simple movement, done with the hand and what is left of your free will. The moment is now. My bet is you can't do it. But go ahead and try.


[beat]

John Tanner:
Am I still on?



Movie: Waiting for Guffman(1996)


Ron Albertson:
I had to have penis reduction surgery.

Dr. Allan Pearl:
Penis *reduction*?

Sheila:
I said to him, "Ron, you've gotta do something!" And he says to me, "Well, why don't you get one of those vagina enlargements?"



Movie: The Eagle Has Landed(1976)


Heinrich Himmler:
So you see... Radl. Under the terms of that document, even I find myself under your personal command!



Movie: Dancer, Texas Pop. 81(1998)


Keller's Grandfather:
There's a fly in here!



Movie: Jackie Brown(1997)


[after shooting Louis]

Ordell Robbie:
What the fuck happened to you, man? You used to be beautiful!



Movie: Once Upon a Time in Mexico(2003)


Soldier:
The Mariachi has escaped.

Marquez:
You too will escape.



[shoots him]



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Movie: The Paleface(1922)


Potter:
That's Indian country out there!

Calamity Jane:
You're not afraid of a few Indians, are you?

Potter:
It's not the Indians I'm afraid of. It's their attitudes.



Movie: The X Files Game (VG)(1998)


Special Agent Fox Mulder:
Geez, man, do I know you?

Craig Willmore:
Cable Guy.



Movie: Dad's Army(1971)


Cpt. George Mainwaring:
Half the platoon will be in the Novelty Rock Emporium and from Stone's Amusement Arcade we shall be strongly supported by the rest of the platoon, on bicycles.




Movie: Daredevil(2003)


[Elektra is reading]


Matt Murdock:
Excuse me, could you tell me where I could find some honey?

Elektra [not looking up]:
It's right in front of you.

Matt Murdock:
You're going to need to be a little more specific.

Elektra:
What are you...

Matt Murdock:
Blind? Yeah.



Movie: Kameleon ontvoerd, De (V)(2006)


Molenaar Dijkstra:
What are you looking at?



Movie: Babe: Pig in the City(1998)


Ferdinand:
Face it, you're just a little pig in the big city.



Movie: Madame Racketeer(1932)


Countess von Claudwig:
You pick 'em young, don't you?

Jack Houston:
They pick me. Why, I'm catnip to the skirts.




Movie: Haggard: The Movie(2003)


Don Vito:
No, what are you doin'? Those grapes ain't for you.



Movie: The Magnificent Seven(1960)


Vin:
Twenty dollars? You must be living in style.

Lee:
Yes... I have the most stylish corner of the filthy storeroom out back. That and one plate of beans. Ten dollars a day.



Movie: The Quiet Man(1952)


"Red Will" Danaher:
Mind you, I'm fresh as a daisy!

Thornton:
You look more like a black-eyed Susan to me.



Movie: Oil for the Lamps of China(1935)


Hester Adams Chase:
Two things matter to a man, the woman he loves and the work he does.



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Movie: The Karate Kid(1984)


Daniel:
No offense, Mr. Miyaji, but I don't think you understand my problem...

Miyagi:
[interrupting] Mi... ya... *gi* understand problem perfect.



Movie: Orientation: A Scientology Information Film(1996)


LRH Communicator:
Ron gave the copyrights of all his writings to a special church of Scientology, to guarantee that the materials of Dianetics and Scientology would never be exploited by any one individual, but are available for the benefit of all.



Movie: The Dark Power(1985)


Ranger Girard:
Feel my whip, you son of a bitch!




Movie: G.I. Jane(1997)


Sen. Lillian DeHaven:
Captain, are you in the habit of lettin' reporters traipse around your base, snappin' their fill? These are supposed to be discreet test cases!

C.O. Salem:
Senator, they stand out on a public highway using telephoto lenses. There is nothin' I can do about it, unless you want me to infringe on their civil liberties, which I will be glad to do, if you'll just trim a little fat off the Constitution.

Sen. Lillian DeHaven:
Did you just mouth off to a senior member of the Senate Arms Committee? I mean, I'll give you points for style, just nothin' for smarts!



Movie: L.A. Story(1991)


Harris:
So, I'll see you Sunday?

Trudi:
I got a shower Sunday.


Harris:
Oh yeah, and I really should take a bath... Monday?



Movie: Talking to Americans (TV)(2001)


Rick Mercer:
The President of the United States has decided to send 600 ground troops into East Timor but if that doesn't do the trick, then he may be be forced to bomb the Mall in West Edmonton.

American:
Bomb who?

Rick Mercer:
The West Edmonton. He's going to bomb East Timor and West Edmonton. Do you support that?

American:
Yes I do.




Movie: Vampire in Brooklyn(1995)


Maximillian:
[Julius is afraid that Maximillian wants to feed on him. Max pulls a bit of Tony the gangster out of his teeth] "I just had Italian."




Movie: Mad Hot Ballroom(2005)


Tiny boy with curly hair:
A girl and a boy loving each other, you know, really loving each other and being together and


[waxes lyrically for a while]

Tiny boy with curly hair:
... It is very beautiful!



Movie: Halifax f.p: Hard Corps (TV)(1994)


Jane Halifax:
So, how are you?

Kevin Tate:
Fine. It's the rest of the world that's crazy!



Movie: Absolute Beginners(1986)


Colin:
Aren't you a little old for her Henley?

Henley of Mayfair:
I'm only 37.

Colin:
37? Around the waist maybe?



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The Eye (2008) (New York Times)

Sat, 02 Feb 2008 05:55:25 GMT
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Summer a breeze for cast of Bones

Fri, 01 Feb 2008 15:56:00 GMT
Stuff - Completing the movie in Wellington during an uncharacteristically dry summer felt almost like making two separate movies, Jackson told The Dominion Post yesterday.

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