Latest greatest Lines from Movies

Today's Lines from Movies:

Movie: Under Fire(1983)


Woman in refugee camp:
[looking at picture of dead Alex Grazier on TV] Did you know the man who was killed?


Claire:
[she nods 'yes']

Woman in refugee camp:
Fifty thousand Nicaraguans have died and now a Yankee. Perhaps now America will be outraged at what has happened here.

Claire:
Perhaps they will.

Woman in refugee camp:
Maybe we should have killed an American journalist fifty years ago.



Movie: Quiz Show(1994)


Mark Van Doren:
What these books have conclusively proven is that the diffence between men and women is exactly 38 pages.


Man 1:
Can I quote you, Mark?

Mark Van Doren:
Not before I quote me.

Dorothy Van Doren:
His own quotes are his greatest pleasure.

Man 2:
Did you hear the market dropped 30 points today. There's a rumor Eisenhower died.

Dorothy Van Doren:
How could they tell?

Mark Van Doren:
Oh, please. Don't get Dorothy started on politics. There'll be a raid.



Movie: Back to the Future Part II(1989)


Marty McFly:
Are you two related?

Biff Tannen:
[knocking on Marty's head] Hello? Hello? Anybody home? What do you think? Griff just called me Grandpa for his health?



Movie: A Pair of Briefs(1962)


Sidney Pudney:
See you in the dock sometime, as the monkey said to the tramp steamer.



Movie: The Odd Couple II(1998)


Sheriff:
Okay, now explain to me one more time how the rental car caught fire and exploded.

Oscar Madison:
He called me a shithead and punched the car, it went rolling down a cliff.

Sheriff:
Why did you punch the car?

Felix Ungar:
Because the shithead threw the directions out the window and left my suitcase at the rental car agency.

Sheriff:
Why did you throw the directions out the window?


Oscar Madison:
Because they caught fire from my cigar ashes and were burning on my crotch!

Felix Ungar:
The first time he's been hot down there for years.

Oscar Madison:
I just wanted you to know what it felt like down there...

Sheriff:
OK, boys, settle down. You two don't get along too well, do you?

Oscar Madison:
Oh, that's not true. There was a period of 17 years that was wonderful. Then unfortunately we saw each other again.



Movie: Under Siege(1992)


Jordan Tate:
You're not a cook.

Casey Ryback:
Yeah, well... I also cook.



Movie: The Eagle Has Landed(1976)


Corpral Kuniski:
Hello Grandfather!

Laker Armsby (standing in a grave):
Foreigners?

Corpral Kuniski:
Polish. Corpral Kuniski.

Laker Armsby:
Kuniski? Well, that's not your fault, son, is it?



Movie: X-Men: The Last Stand(2006)


[last lines]


Prof. Charles Xavier:
[after credits] Hello, Moira.

Dr. Moira MacTaggart:
Charles?



Movie: Velvet Goldmine(1998)


Mandy:
I don't think I have what you're looking for.

Arthur:
I think you do, actually.

Mandy:
Oh, yeah? what makes you say that?

Arthur:
That smile for one thing.

Mandy:
Well, smiles lie.

Arthur:
Exactly.



Movie: Vacation(1983)


Roy Walley:
Well, somebody better explain, or there'll, uh... there'll be a lot of explaining to do.



Movie: The Omen(1976)


Young nanny:
Look at me, Damien! It's all for you.



[she jumbs off a roof, hanging herself]



Today's Movie News

Cablevision to air some movies on DVD release day (Reuters via Yahoo! News)

Mon, 04 Feb 2008 19:39:40 GMT
Cablevision Systems Corp said on Monday it would offer U.S. consumers the option of seeing a movie via its on-demand service, as long as they agreed to pay for a DVD.

Music at the movies for rock-heavy Berlin festival (Reuters via Yahoo! News)

Sun, 03 Feb 2008 12:43:24 GMT
Music comes to the movies at the Berlin Film Festival this year, with the Rolling Stones and Madonna expected on the red carpet and a heavy metal band from Baghdad banging heads on the big screen.

Blog: Emirates do it in style

Mon, 04 Feb 2008 05:51:00 GMT
New Zealand Herald - There are 50 new movies on the system. They include great classics, all the top TV shows, terrific sport - including 11 cricket episodes and 6 rugby episodes - and the most amazing music choices.

Stocks: Marvel movies bode well for shares (Crain's New York Business)

Mon, 04 Feb 2008 15:32:55 GMT
This year, the company will break new ground by producing its own movies instead of licensing the job to others. Iron Man will leap onto the silver screen in May, followed by Hulk in June.

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Latest Movie Quotations

Movie Quotations:

Movie: Tales of the Abyss (VG)(2005)


Anise Tatlin:
No one can stand before the agent of justice, Tokunaga.

Luke Fon Fabre:
I don't know about 'Justice'.

Guy Cecil:
I think 'evil''s more like it.



Movie: Zathura: A Space Adventure(2005)


Danny:
Wanna play Stratego?

Walter:
No, you always cheat at board games.

Danny:
But you can't even cheat at Stratego!

Walter:
Trust me, you'll find a way.




Movie: Darling(1965)


Diana Scott:
Imagine if...

Miles Brand:
What?

Diana Scott:
It took three.

Miles Brand:
Took three?

Diana Scott:
Sexes. To make a child.

Miles Brand:
Very entertaining.

Diana Scott:
Everything would be different, wouldn't it, quite different, with three sexes.

Miles Brand:
Haven't we got enough problems with two?




Movie: Our Little Girl(1935)


Molly Middleton:
You were almost late, Daddy.

Dr. Donald Middleton:
Almost never won first prize. Say, where do you want us to sit?

Molly Middleton:
Oh, as if you didn't know.

Dr. Donald Middleton:
No, honestly, I've forgotten.

Molly Middleton:
You've forgotten where we sit when we picnic at Heaven's Gate? Oh, Daddy! Have you forgotten, too, Mommy? Do I have to tell you?

Elsa Middleton:
Afraid so.

Molly Middleton:
Right over there, where we always sit every May and September.




Movie: Hairspray(1988)


Velma Von Tussle:
And you HAD to pick a colored song, didn't you? What's wrong with Connie Francis? Shelley Fabares? I LOVE Shelley Fabares!

Amber Von Tussle:
Mother, Shake a Tale Feather has a wild song. It's got a good beat and you can dance to it.



Movie: The United States of Leland(2003)


Leland:
And that's when I figured out that tears couldn't make somebody who was dead alive again. There's another thing to learn about tears, they can't make somebody who doesn't love you any more love you again. It's the same with prayers. I wonder how much of their lives people waste crying and praying to God. If you ask me, the devil makes more sense than God does. I can at least see why people would want him around. It's good to have somebody to blame for the bad stuff they do. Maybe God's there because people get scared of all the bad stuff they do. They figure that God and the Devil are always playing this game of tug-of-war game with them. And they never know which side they're gonna wind up on. I guess that tug-of-war idea explains how sometimes, even when people try to do something good, it still turns out bad.



Latest Movie News

5Top: Most anticipated 2008 movies (MSNBC)

Tue, 05 Feb 2008 03:34:41 GMT
Indiana Jones, Batman and two Brad Pitt movies are all headed to multiplexes near you.

Cable Subscribers Get Movies Same Day As Dvds -- Except (ContactMusic)

Mon, 04 Feb 2008 19:02:33 GMT
Subscribers to Cablevision, which primarily serves the New York City area, will be able to watch Universal and Warner Bros. movies via the cable-TV system on the same day ...

Blog: Emirates do it in style

Mon, 04 Feb 2008 05:51:00 GMT
New Zealand Herald - There are 50 new movies on the system. They include great classics, all the top TV shows, terrific sport - including 11 cricket episodes and 6 rugby episodes - and the most amazing music choices.

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Movie: Major Dundee(1965)


Capt. Benjamin Tyreen:
[the command comes across a troop of French cavalry] Congratulations, Major. It seems like you've found yourself a real war after all.



Movie: Halloween(1978)


Sheriff Leigh Brackett:
I have a feeling that you're way off on this.


Dr. Sam Loomis:
You have the wrong feeling.

Sheriff Leigh Brackett:
You're not doing very much to prove me wrong!

Dr. Sam Loomis:
What more do you need?

Sheriff Leigh Brackett:
Well, it's going to take a lot more than fancy talk to keep me up all night crawling around these bushes.

Dr. Sam Loomis:
I- I- I watched him for fifteen years, sitting in a room, staring at a wall, not seeing the wall, looking past the wall - looking at this night, inhumanly patient, waiting for some secret, silent alarm to trigger him off. Death has come to your little town, Sheriff. Now you can either ignore it, or you can help me to stop it.

Sheriff Leigh Brackett:
More fancy talk.



Movie: October Sky(1999)


Roy Lee:
What's an auk?

O'Dell:
It's a bird that don't fly.


Roy Lee:
You mean like a parakeet?



Movie: Tau man ji D(2005)


Itsuki Tachibana:
[to himself about his dad, who left the gas station behind to look after Bunta's car] That sucks. He's not young anymore. He's so irresponsible, leaving his business like this. What's gonna happen to me if it goes bankrupt? It's good that I've been living on my own, or else, I wouldn't be this chubby.



Movie: Unforgiven(1992)


[Little Bill tells the real story of English Bob's gunfight]

Little Bill Daggett:
First off, Corky Corcoran never carried two guns. Though he should have.

W.W. Beauchamp:
But... no, no, he was called "Two-Gun Corcoran."

Little Bill Daggett:
Well, a lot of people did call him "Two-Gun" but it wasn't on account of him sporting two pistols. It was because he had a dick that was so big it was longer than the barrel of that Walker Colt he carried.




Movie: Unfaithful(2002)


Bill Stone:
Wait. Wait a minute. You're telling me about family? Well, you don't know the first goddamn thing about it. Why don't you take a look at your own fucking family, Ed? Take a goddamn look at that.



Movie: L.I.E.(2001)


Howie's friend:
Howie, if you do stuff with guys, that's gay stuff. If you do stuff with girls, that's straight stuff.



Movie: Haggard: The Movie(2003)


Wallet Guy:
There's gotta be a fucking five in here somewhere.



Latest Movie News

What film deserves to win an Oscar this year?

Thu, 31 Jan 2008 23:57:00 GMT
New Zealand Herald - It's like the people who figure the nominees couldn't think of any movies so they just opened the paper to see what was playing now. Every movie nominated only came out at the end of the year.

Cablevision to air some movies on DVD release day (Reuters via Yahoo! News)

Mon, 04 Feb 2008 19:39:40 GMT
Cablevision Systems Corp said on Monday it would offer U.S. consumers the option of seeing a movie via its on-demand service, as long as they agreed to pay for a DVD.

XXXHOLiC and Tsubasa Chronicle Movies to be Screened at the Japan Information and Culture Center, Embassy of Japan (Anime News Network)

Mon, 04 Feb 2008 18:09:43 GMT
The Japan Information and Culture Center Embassy of Japan and DC Anime Club proudly present the screening of xxxHOLiC and Tsubasa Chronicle Movies on Thursday Febuary 28, 2008 at 6:30 pm at the Japan Information and Culture Center Embassy of Japan 1155 21st Street, NW Washington, DC 20036-3308.

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Today's Lines from Movies

Straight to the Lines from Movies ...

Movie: Office Space(1991)


[Peter, Michael and Samir are trying to figure out how to launder money]

Peter Gibbons:
I can't believe what a bunch of nerds we are. We're looking up "money laundering" in a dictionary.



Movie: Vanity Fair(2004)


Miss Matilda Crawley:
Keep your toadying until I get to a fire. You can suck up all you wish once I'm warm.



Movie: Bachelor Party(1984)


Rick Gassko:
Attention, passengers, we are now leaving Nun Central and are beginning our journey to Hell and beyond. The captain has turned off the "no smoking" sign, and you may now move about the cabin freely.


[Kids start screaming, reading Playboy, and gambling]

Rick Gassko:
Thank you for being Catholic, and for choosing the Saint Gabriel's School Bus.



Movie: Galaxy Quest(1999)


Quellek:
Are you enjoying your Kep-mok blood ticks, Dr. Lazarus?

Sir Alexander Dane:
[disgusted] Just like mother used to make.



Latest Movie News

Hannah Montana movies tops box office, Hollywood writers' strike settlement looms: The Morning After (The Plain Dealer)

Mon, 04 Feb 2008 13:57:44 GMT
MOVIES First, she sells out a nationwide concert tour. Now Miley Cyrus and pop-star alter-ego Hannah Montana are selling out movie theaters in such record-breaking style that the film's run has been extended.

Cablevision to air some movies on DVD release day (Reuters via Yahoo! News)

Tue, 05 Feb 2008 00:48:01 GMT
Cablevision Systems Corp said on Monday it would offer U.S. consumers the option of seeing a movie via its on-demand service, as long as they agreed to pay for a DVD of the film.

What film deserves to win an Oscar this year?

Thu, 31 Jan 2008 23:57:00 GMT
New Zealand Herald - It's like the people who figure the nominees couldn't think of any movies so they just opened the paper to see what was playing now. Every movie nominated only came out at the end of the year.

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