More Lines from Movies

Lines from Movies:

Movie: Ham & Cheese(2004)


Damien:
HAVE YOU EVER LIVED?



Movie: The Usual Suspects(1995)


Verbal:
What the cops never figured out, and what I know now, was that these men would never break, never lie down, never bend over for anybody. Anybody.




Movie: The Adventures of Priscilla, Queen of the Desert(1994)


Bernadette:
Being a man one day and a woman the next isn't an easy thing.



Movie: Oklahoma!(1955)


Ado Annie Carnes:
Sometimes there seems like times that men ain't got no need for women.

Girl:
There's sometimes women ain't got no need for men.

Ado Annie Carnes:
Yeah, but who wants to be dead?



Movie: The Making of 'Garden State' (V)(2004)


Natalie Portman:
And the woman who owned the house was mad because everyone used her bathroom.

Zach Braff:
Yeah, and the toilets were all clogged up and she was like "There's doodie everywhwere!"

Natalie Portman:
And we were like so much more preoccupied with why she was using the word "doodie" instead of helping her.



Movie: The Adventures of Tom Thumb & Thumbelina (V)(2002)


The Mole King:
My bride is AWOL! I want her back, tout de suite! Understood?

Daniel:
Eh, not sure I grasp the French, but I'm with you on the general meaning.



Movie: Bad Blood(2007)


Kelly Foster:
[when Tessa asked what she did during the summer in London] OH! JUST ABOUT EVERYTHING, THE CLUBS ARE GREAT IN LONDON, AND NO SHORTAGE OF DRINKS IF YOU LPAY IT RIGHT.

Tessa:
OH MY GOD! YOU'RE PROPER SLAPPER KEL...




Movie: One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest(1975)


Nurse Ratched:
If Mr. McMurphy doesn't want to take his medication orally, I'm sure we can arrange that he can have it some other way. But I don't think that he would like it.


[an inmate standing behind McMurphy smiles]

McMurphy:
Heh, *you'd* like it, wouldn't you?


[to Ratchet, regarding the pills]

McMurphy:
Here, give it to me.



Movie: Once Upon a Time in Mexico(2003)


El Presidente:
Who are you guys?

El Mariachi:
Sons of Mexico, sir.



Today's Movie News

Sly Stallone set for Rambo V

Fri, 01 Feb 2008 23:56:00 GMT
Stuff - He's been to Vietnam, Afghanistan and Myanmar in the last three movies so we're bringing him back to the US." Film executives are said to be keen to move forward with the new project before Stallone is ...

Just like in the movies: Casper Figure Skating Club hosts fete (Casper Star-Tribune)

Sun, 03 Feb 2008 18:52:35 GMT
Superheroes, Mary Poppins, and Rizzo all in one show? The Casper Figure Skating Club is combining famous movies, popular musicals and favorite characters in this year's ice extravaganza "A Night at the Movies."

The green test: Terry Rota, director of Silvertree Planning

Sun, 03 Feb 2008 16:15:00 GMT
New Zealand Herald - That depends on who you talk to or which movies you watch. At least the question isn't global warming, true or false, any more. I would have to go with man, but am watching with an open mind supporters ...

Lucy Lawless is still on top

Sun, 03 Feb 2008 20:04:00 GMT
Stuff - After Xena , Lawless took a bit of a break to spend time with her kids and film some terrible B-movies. "But soon she re-emerged into the limelight with a stint on Celebrity Duets , where she wowed the ...

Luminate '08 update

Tue, 29 Jan 2008 23:59:00 GMT
Amplifier - At night a range of enlightening movies and documentaries will screen. The Healing space: features a range of holistic therapies including massage and reiki, from widely experienced healers.

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Movie Quotations for Today

Today's Movie Quotations:

Movie: Quest for Camelot(1998)


[Trying to start a fire with two sticks]


Cornwall:
Come on, baby, light my fire...

Devon:
You know, there's nothing more pathetic than a flame retarded dragon.



Movie: Osmosis Jones(2001)


Osmosis:
I never thought you'd be on MY side!

Drix:
I never thought you'd be right.



Movie: East Is East(1999)


[Annie meets Tariq and Abdul's brides to be]

Auntie Annie:
[sarcastic] Is it these two. They're bleedin' gorgeous. You're lucky you pair aren't ya. Landin' a couple of belters like these.




Movie: Vampires(1998)


[Montoya checks out a Buick that pulls up]

Man With Buick:
Hey! Cowboy! Can I help you?

Montoya:
Yeah. I'm gonna borrow your car.


[man opens mouth in disbelief]

Montoya:
Shhh... just say "Help yourself."

Man With Buick:
You want me to say *what*?

Montoya:
[pulling out a gun] Hey!



[shouts]

Montoya:
Shut the fuck up or I'll blow your fucking teeth out the back of your head, asshole! Back off!

Man With Buick:
Uhh... help yourself, boy!

Montoya:
Much obliged, partner!



Today's Movie News

Wal-Mart's Digital Media Head Leaves; Joining Apple As Head of Movies/TV, International (paidContent.org via Yahoo! Finance)

Sat, 02 Feb 2008 02:53:00 GMT
Kevin Swint, the digital media head of Wal-Mart has left the company, and is joining Apple from next week, heading movies & TV, international. The move doesn't come as a surprise since the giant retailer dialed back on its digital music and movie initiatives and closed its movie service last month.

Sly Stallone set for Rambo V

Fri, 01 Feb 2008 23:56:00 GMT
Stuff - He's been to Vietnam, Afghanistan and Myanmar in the last three movies so we're bringing him back to the US." Film executives are said to be keen to move forward with the new project before Stallone is ...

What film deserves to win an Oscar this year?

Thu, 31 Jan 2008 23:57:00 GMT
New Zealand Herald - It's like the people who figure the nominees couldn't think of any movies so they just opened the paper to see what was playing now. Every movie nominated only came out at the end of the year.

Upcoming 3-D movies

Sun, 03 Feb 2008 10:53:00 GMT
News-Democrat - "Journey to the Center of the Earth 3D": Brendan Fraser stars in this take on the Jules Verne classic. (July 11) "Fly Me to the Moon": Computer-animated saga of houseflies stowed aboard the Apollo 11 ...

Luminate '08 update

Tue, 29 Jan 2008 23:59:00 GMT
Amplifier - At night a range of enlightening movies and documentaries will screen. The Healing space: features a range of holistic therapies including massage and reiki, from widely experienced healers.

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Daily Movie Quotations

Today's Movie Quotations:

Movie: Labyrinth(1986)


Didymus:
Ambrocious, unlock this door!


[a spear point taps him on the shoulder, and someone clears his throat. Didymus turns around, and sees a squad of mounted goblins pointing their spears at his chest]


Didymus:
So, had enough, eh? All right then, throw down your weapons, and I'll see that you're well-treated.



Movie: The Making of 'Garden State' (V)(2004)


Zach Braff:
Now I hear you don't like this upcoming shot of yourself.

Natalie Portman:
This really embarrasses me.

Zach Braff:
I think it's pretty. Ha ha!


Natalie Portman:
Ha ha! I can never watch this shot at all.

Zach Braff:
Every time we're at a screening and this shot comes on, I get to sit there and watch you cringe.

Natalie Portman:
It's so embarrassing.

Zach Braff:
I think it's adorable.



Movie: Madame Bovary(1949)


Charles Bovary:
[to the Marquis] I'm just a village doctor and it isn't often I have the honor of murdering such a distinguished patient.



Movie: The Tangerine Bear(2000)


Tangie:
I want to get sold and find a family that I can be a part of.



Movie: The Karate Kid, Part II(1986)


[Miyagi has finally succeeded in catching a fly with his chopsticks - outside, Daniel drives up in the car Miyagi gave him for his birthday; it is sputtering and the fender is dented]

Mr. Miyagi:
Ah, Daniel-san! Must've been some senior prom. What happened?

Daniel:
You mean, what DIDN'T happen. First I let Ali borrow this car and she re-designs my fender. And I don't know what she's done to my engine, but that ain't running right either. You know what else she does? She tells me she's fallen in love with some football player from UCLA. Why couldn't she just lie to me or something?

Mr. Miyagi:
Things could be worse.

Daniel:
Don't worry, they are. Last night, my Mom tells me she got transferred by her company to their new branch... in FRESNO! I can't believe I gotta spend my entire summer vacation in FRESNO!



[Miyagi is examining the car, reaching under its hood]

Daniel:
You're not gonna be able to fix that.


[No sooner are the words out of Daniel's mouth than Miyagi twists something around; now the engine runs perfectly]

Daniel:
How'd you do that? What'd you do?



Movie: Na lepom plavom Dunavu(2007)


Jacek:
You disgusting beast!I'm praying to God! Can't five minutes go by without someone mentioning a dick?

Nina:
No it can't! Church is the place to talk about God, and this is a brothel - here we talk about dicks!



Movie: Zero Effect(1998)


Daryl Zero:
I've been awake for three days. Three... Just love those amphetamines. Got to love them. Got to.

Steve Arlo:
Sounds healthy.

Daryl Zero:
It's good for my skin. You know if you do enough of that stuff over a very short period of time, you get, like, these canker sores on your tongue.



Movie: The Adventures of Ford Fairlane(1990)


Ford Fairlane:
So many assholes... So few bullets...



Movie: Malaya(1949)


Carnaghan:
A man can't belong to the world, it's too big, and every night it dies.



Movie: Halloween III: Season of the Witch(1982)


Conal Cochran:
And... Happy Halloween.



Movie: Dangerous Liaisons(1988)


Marquise de Merteuil:
When it comes to the marriage, one man is as good as the next. And even the least accomodating is less trouble than a mother.



Today's Movie News

Hollywood rallies over Ledger 'drug' video

Fri, 01 Feb 2008 15:56:00 GMT
Stuff - Entertainment Tonight and The Insider , which feature interviews with Hollywood stars about their new TV shows and movies, had planned to air the video on Thursday.

Sly Stallone set for Rambo V

Fri, 01 Feb 2008 23:56:00 GMT
Stuff - He's been to Vietnam, Afghanistan and Myanmar in the last three movies so we're bringing him back to the US." Film executives are said to be keen to move forward with the new project before Stallone is ...

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Quotations for Today

Give me Quotations now!

Movie: Major Payne(1995)


Heathcoat:
Why do I have to wear the dress?

Alex Stone:
Because you are the one with the biggest tits!


[laughter]

Heathcoat:
SHUT UP!



Movie: Ultimate Spider-Man (VG)(2005)


Spider-Man:
I am gonna smack the green right off you!



Movie: Xander and Mother Joan(2004)


Joan K.:
[as Xander licks her] What kind of mommy am I? I'm a tease, huh? Am I a tease? Yes! You wanna give me another kiss? Yes! Thank you!




Movie: Gangs of New York(2002)


Killoran:
Monk's already won by three thousand more votes than there are voters.

Boss Tweed:
Only three? Make it twenty, thirty. We don't need a victory. We need a Roman triumph.



Movie: The Adventures of Ford Fairlane(1990)


Ford Fairlane:
What's the definition of a vagina? The box a penis comes in.



Movie: Out of the Past(1947)


Kathie Moffett:
Oh, Jeff, I don't want to die!

Jeff Bailey:
Neither do I, baby, but if I have to I'm gonna die last.



Movie: Bad Boys(1983)


Captain Howard:
Ho, what did I say? Did you hear what I said? I heard what I said 'cause I was standing there when I said it.



Movie: Half Baked(1998)


Scarface:
I got it! Why don't we sell that weed that we smoked earlier!


Thurgood Jenkins:
We suggested that already!

Scarface:
For real, B?


[Phone beeps go off in Scarface's head]

Voice:
Marijuana affects the memory.



Movie: Kangaroo Jack(2003)


[they are running away from the cops]

Louis:
They're scaring Waffles!

Charlie:
Well, maybe you should have thought about that before taking your dog on a crime spree!



Latest Movie News

Movies opening this week

Sun, 03 Feb 2008 07:18:00 GMT
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'LADY' IS A CHAMP

Sun, 03 Feb 2008 11:22:00 GMT
New York Post - My colleague Kyle Smith and I don't always agree on movies and politics, but we are in accord that Woody Allen's "Cas sandra's Dream" (2007) is a first-rate suspense thriller. I'd even call in Hitchcockian. V.A. Musetto is film editor of The Post; vam ...

Great rat moments at the movies (San Francisco Chronicle)

Sun, 03 Feb 2008 08:46:56 GMT
1. "Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade": The rats used in the famous sewer sequence were a combination of mechanical rodents and real animals. Indy's dad (played by Sean Connery) has a serious rat phobia. 2. "Ratatouille": The star of this tasty...

'LADY' IS A CHAMP

Sun, 03 Feb 2008 11:22:00 GMT
New York Post - My colleague Kyle Smith and I don't always agree on movies and politics, but we are in accord that Woody Allen's "Cas sandra's Dream" (2007) is a first-rate suspense thriller. I'd even call in Hitchcockian. V.A. Musetto is film editor of The Post; vam ...

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Great Movie Quotes

Straight to the Movie Quotes ...

Movie: Our Betters(1933)


Lady Pearl Saunders Grayston:
Men are trivial, foolish creatures. Kind hearts but no heads. And they're so vain, poor dears, they're so vain.



Movie: Mak dau goo si(2001)


McDull:
Fishball noodle, please.

School Principal and Logan:
No noodle left.

McDull:
Fishball rice noodle then.

School Principal and Logan:
No fishball left.

McDull:
Chicken wing noodle then.

School Principal and Logan:
No noodle left.

McDull:
How about fishball congee?

School Principal and Logan:
No fishball left.


McDull:
Nothing left today? How about beef noodle?

School Principal and Logan:
No noodle left.

McDull:
Again? Fried chicken wing with fishball...

School Principal and Logan:
No fishball left.

Darby:
Hey, fishball and noodle are both gone... You can't combine them with other things.

McDull:
Can't combine them? A bowl of fishball then.

School Principal and Logan:
No fishball left.

McDull:
A bowl of noodle?

School Principal and Logan:
No noodle left.


McDull:
[voice-over] By now you can probably tell how smart I am. Nothing worried me, all things were fine. No fishball left? Let's get some noodle.



Movie: Qing ren jie(2005)


Qu Ran:
No matter what happens... you must let me know.

Hou Jia:
If there's a way, I'll send for you.

Qu Ran:
Don't say any more. I though we have an understanding.

Hou Jia:
Nothing will change if we don't talk about it. Nothing will ever change if we never say a word about it.



Movie: Ocean's Eleven(1960)


Rusty:
Saul, turn that off, will you?

Saul:
[in fake accent] I'll turn it off when I'm ready to...

Rusty:
Saul!

Saul:
[normal voice] It's off, it's off!




Movie: Tales from the Crapper (V)(2004)


Narrator:
Meanwhile, in the hall of Justice!


[a shot of the Troma Building]

Troma Entertainment Employee:
This movie cost HOW much?



Movie: The Taking of Pelham One Two Three(1974)


Lt. Garber:
[after talking to Mr Blue on the radio] The guy who's talking's got a heavy English accent. He could be a fruitcake.



Movie: Dark Victory(1939)


Judith:
Here's a tragedy for you. Jessica's Girl has bronchitis and can't possibly last the night. Jessica's Girl is a horse. Poor Jessica's Girl.



Movie: Kabhi Kabhie - Love Is Life(1976)


Amitabh Malhotra:
[singing] Sometimes the thought comes to my mind...



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Fri, 25 Jan 2008 15:28:00 GMT
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