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Movie: The Adventures of Buckaroo Banzai Across the 8th Dimension(1984)


Lord John Whorfin:
May I pass along my congratulations for your great interdimensional breakthrough. I am sure, in the miserable annals of the Earth, you will be duly enshrined.



Movie: Under the Tuscan Sun(2003)



Frances:
This is really bad, isn't it?

Patti:
Well, it's not good. Unless you want to give your ass a facial.

Frances:
That's a contradiction in terms.

Patti:
i guess it would be more like an Ass-cail



Movie: W.B., Blue and the Bean (V)(1989)


White Bread:
Christ! Uzis, machine guns, kidnapping! Hell of a nice, quiet day, huh?



Movie: Underclassman(2005)


[from trailer]

Tracy Stokes:
[at a five-star restaurant with Rob] I'm telling you, in my old neighborhood, gettin' crab is something totally different.







Movie: The Magnificent Seven(1960)


Henry:
This man needs to be buried. And soon. He's not turning into any nosegay.



Movie: The Odd Angry Shot(1979)


Sergeant-Major:
You lot think you're supermen. Tin heroes, more like.



Movie: The X Files Game (VG)(1998)


Craig Willmore:
[Alternate Responce] That's a lovely color on you.

Mary Astadourian:
[Sarcastic] Thank you! I picked it myself.



Movie: On Deadly Ground(1994)


Michael Jennings:
[about Forrest] He'd need a miracle to stop us now.



Movie: Unstable(2005)


Jim:
My college major will freak you all out.

Steve:
What is it?

Jim:
Funeral directing.

Steve:
You want to be a funeral director?

Jim:
Yup.

Steve:
Wow.

Anthony:
He has sex with corpses.

Jim:
That's just gross!






Today's Movie News

News of Ledger's death causes internet meltdown

Fri, 25 Jan 2008 18:56:00 GMT
New Zealand Herald - Searches for Ledger's movies and the names of his former partner (Michelle Williams) and daughter (Matilda) were also popular, as was the New York city street address where he was found dead (421 ...

Lower-profile films find fans, buyers at Sundance

Sat, 26 Jan 2008 17:58:00 GMT
New Zealand Herald - Cast members Anjelica Huston (L) and Sam Rockwell from the movie 'Choke' at the 2008 Sundance Film Festival. Photo / Reuters PARK CITY, Utah - Lesser-known movies are stealing the spotlight from star ...

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Movie: Jackass: The Movie(2002)


Johnny Knoxville:
[after returning the smashed up car] But I returned it with a full tank of gas.



Movie: The Abominable Dr. Phibes(1971)


Dr. Vesalius:
Human error won't stop him. He's had years to hide, to plot this damnable thing. He's compelling himself to follow exactly the classic death pattern of the G'tach. It's the psychic force that holds the man together, this maniacal precision. If we could just throw it off, interrupt the cycle, then he might be stopped by his own inflexible standards.



Movie: Once Were Warriors(1994)


Jake Heke:
Barman! Six milkshakes - easy on the ice cream!



Movie: Gallipoli(1981)


Major Barton:
Marker flags? Who told him there were marker flags?

Lt. Grey:
I heard someone say they'd seen one sir.


Major Barton:
Who? *Who*?

Lt. Grey:
I'm not sure sir.

Major Barton:
Grey, you bloody idiot! Nobody got further than ten yards!

Frank Dunne:
Why don't you go above Robinson's head sir?

Major Barton:
General Gardner. Go like the wind!



Movie: Take the Lead(2006)


Caitlin:
I'd kill to dance like that. It's like sex on hardwood.



Latest Movie News

Beef Curtains recipe

Mon, 07 May 2007 21:46:00 +0000
This is a tasty recipe for Beef Curtains, with vodka, gin, pink grapefruit juice and grenadine syrup.

1 oz gin
1 oz vodka
1/2 grenadine syrup
2 oz pink grapefruit juice

Stir ingredients together in a champagne tulip glass, and serve.
Serve in a Champagne Tulip.

Nebraska Bull Dog recipe

Fri, 25 Jan 2008 06:03:00 +0000
Here is a heavenly recipe for Nebraska Bull Dog, with coconut rum and Dr. Pepper soda.

1 oz Dr. Pepper soda
1 oz coconut rum

Pour coconut rum and Dr.
Pepper into a tall shot glass, stir, and serve.
Serve in a Shot Glass.

Arctic Punch recipe

Tue, 08 May 2007 21:54:00 +0000
A mouthwatering recipe for Arctic Punch, with sugar, water, orange juice, pineapple juice, lemon juice, ginger ale, Jamaican dark rum and food coloring.

1 bottle ginger ale
1 can orange juice
1 can pineapple juice
10 cups hot water
5 cups sugar
8 oz lemon juice
Jamaican dark rum to taste
food coloring

Stir all ingredients together in a large punch bowl and ...]

Murdered for nothing

Fri, 25 Jan 2008 16:26:00 GMT
New Zealand Herald - He said Mr Naidu liked movies and spent his spare time at home studying or in the superette. A friend of the family described Mr Naidu as a good child. "He came from a highly respected family.

At Random: No standing around watching movies (The Daily Iowegian)

Fri, 25 Jan 2008 15:05:59 GMT
Gooden has been the manager at Mr. Movies, which is located at the Lake Center Mall in Centerville, since the store opened in September of 2004

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Movie: U Turn(1997)


Bobby:
Is everybody fucking everybody in this crazy God damn town?



Movie: Vampiyaz (V)(2004)


Jakeem:
You wann get your ass whupped again?

Ray:
You're always trying to whup somebody's ass. Man, you need to take some anger management courses.



Movie: A Tale of Two Kitties(1942)


Babbit:
Why do you do these things?

Catstello:
I'm a baaaad pussycat.




Movie: D2: The Mighty Ducks(1994)


Coach Bombay:
Haven't you guys been training in the off-season?


Lester Averman:
You know, I knew we forgot something.



Movie: The Unbreakable Likeness of Lincoln(2000)


Nurse Lindy:
As is often the case with the aged, Mrs. B's ability to smell is declining, so she can't tell if the meat she's eating is rotting. We save a ton on grocery bills.



Movie: Addams Family Values(1993)


[Pugsley hits a bird during archery practice]


Becky:
It's an American Bald Eagle!

Gary:
Aren't they extinct?

Wednesday:
They are now.



Movie: Vacation(1983)


Cousin Eddie:
Hey Clark, you look like you could use a cold one.

Clark:
I sure could, Eddie.


[Eddie hands Clark his opened beer he'd been drinking, gets a fresh one for himself]



Movie: Opportunity Knocks(1990)


Eddie Farrell:
As Prometheus said to the Athenians, "I need another beer".



Movie: G.I. Joe: The Movie (V)(1987)


Wild Bill:
Hoo Wee, there's nothing in that jungle for miles.

Slip Stream:
I don't think he's supposed to be having fun Wild Bill. Bazooka, Gung-Ho, and Alpine aren't exactly enjoying their stay in the hospital.


[hands Falcon a parachute]


Lt. Falcon:
What's this for?

Slip Stream:
Put it on smart guy.

Lt. Falcon:
What for? There's nothing there but a waste land.

Slip Stream:
Which is exactly where you belong.


[pushes Falcon out of the Tomahawk]



Movie: Valley Girl(1983)


Randy:
[shouting over the noise just as the music ends] So, when can I see you again?

Julie Richman:
[embarassed] Gee, Randy... why don't you wait until the end of the evening to say these things?

Randy:
It's how I feel.

Julie Richman:
I'm here with you now.




Movie: Van Wilder(2002)


[ink blot test]

Stoner Freshman:
I see a rabbi, and he's performing a circumcision... on himself though.



Latest Movie News

Man allegedly acts out violent movies (Moldova.org)

Sat, 26 Jan 2008 05:11:21 GMT
A man charged with two violent assaults in New York liked to act out bloody movies, police said.Joseph Swaby was arrested Wednesday, more than two months after he allegedly attacked his roommate with a hand tricked out with razor fingers like Freddy Kruger's in the Nightmare on Elm Street series, The New York Post said. Last week, he allegedly copied Quentin Tarantino's Reservoir Dogs by firing ...

Man allegedly acts out violent movies (EARTHtimes.org)

Sat, 26 Jan 2008 05:06:37 GMT
A man charged with two violent assaults in New York liked to act out bloody movies, police said. Joseph Swaby was arrested Wednesday, more than two months after he allegedly attacked his roommate with a hand tricked out with razor fingers like Freddy Krug...

Netflix to deliver movies directly to TVs (Siskiyou Daily News)

Sat, 26 Jan 2008 01:36:27 GMT
SAN FRANCISCO (AP) - DVD-by-mail service Netflix Inc. will begin delivering movies and other programming directly to televisions later this year through a set-top box that will pipe entertainment over a high-speed Internet connection.

Netflix to deliver movies directly to TVs (Siskiyou Daily News)

Sat, 26 Jan 2008 01:36:27 GMT
SAN FRANCISCO (AP) - DVD-by-mail service Netflix Inc. will begin delivering movies and other programming directly to televisions later this year through a set-top box that will pipe entertainment over a high-speed Internet connection.

Who's who in race for Best Picture

Thu, 24 Jan 2008 23:36:00 GMT
ONE News - The only comedy in the five nominated movies and is proving to be the sleeper hit of the year in the US, raking in over $113 million so far at the box office - not bad for a movie that only cost $3 ...

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Movie: Across the Atlantic(2003)


Lea Jacobs-Van der Muren:
Somebody had said that Canada is the land where money grows on trees. So my dad said, that's where we're going!



Movie: Tapeheads(1988)


Mo Fuzz:
This group is hotter than hot. They've sold more records in Sweden than Abba.



Movie: Accattone(1961)


Vittorio "Accattone" Cataldi:
Don't start acting a tragedy.




Movie: Major Dundee(1965)


Samuel Potts:
Bannon was a soldier, Amos. It goes with the pretty girls and the pension.



Movie: Zathura: A Space Adventure(2005)


Walter:
Grab me a juice box, bitch!



Movie: Tapeheads(1988)


[Belinda is setting fire to a painting with a welding torch]

Belinda Mart:
You like it?

Josh Tager:
Like it? What is it?

Belinda Mart:
I call it...”Destruction Of Art."



Movie: Vacancy(2007)


David Fox:
[on their late son] Every time I mention his name, you take a shot at me.



Movie: Office Space(1991)


Michael Bolton:
You think the pet rock was a really great idea?

Tom Smykowski:
Sure it was. The guy made a million dollars. You know, I had an idea like that once. A long time ago.

Peter Gibbons:
Really, what was it, Tom?

Tom Smykowski:
Well, all right. It was a "Jump to Conclusions" mat. You see, it would be this mat that you would put on the floor, and it would have different conclusions written on it that you could jump to.



Movie: The Unspeakable (TV)(1996)


Darren Metlick:
What I write to women is nobody's business but mine.



Latest Movie News

Accéder aux archives de L'Express

Fri, 12 Oct 2007 00:58:00 GMT
L'Express - ... Albanel rappelle d'ailleurs que la Justice est intervenue au mois de septembre auprès de Free pour obtenir la fermeture de quatorze de ces newsgroups aux noms évocateurs : movies ...

Après la mort de Heath Ledger, situation délicate pour le studio ...

Fri, 25 Jan 2008 08:33:00 GMT
MSN Actualités - Pour Lew Harris, rédacteur en chef du site spécialisé Movies.com, le studio va sans doute retirer l'image de Ledger des affiches du film, et les remplacer par celle de Christian Bale, qui reprend ...

Bayou Juice recipe

Tue, 08 May 2007 17:41:00 +0000
This is a divine recipe for Bayou Juice, with Malibu coconut rum, Captain Morgan Original spiced rum, amaretto almond liqueur, cranberry juice and pineapple juice.

2/5 oz Captain Morgan Original spiced rum
2/5 oz Malibu coconut rum
2/5 oz amaretto almond liqueur
2/5 oz cranberry juice
2/5 oz pineapple juice

Pour equal parts of all ingrediants into a shaker filled ...]

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Movie: Zathura: A Space Adventure(2005)


Walter:
[to Robot] Get me a juice box, BIATCH!



Movie: Halloween III: Season of the Witch(1982)


Starker:
[about Cochran] He's probably listening. And if he is, I got one thing to say: it's the last Halloween for that lousy factory of his. Some pretty wild shit going on in there. I heard rumors.

Daniel Challis:
Like what? What did you hear?

Starker:
This year I'm gonna get me a case and a half of molitov cocktails and burn that son of a bitch right down!



[Staggers away]

Starker:
Last Halloween for him. Last Halloween...



Movie: Queen of the Damned(2002)


Lestat:
Many times I've called for Marius, but there was no answer. Just the endless procession of days, months, years... My teacher left me to my darkest lesson, that in the end, we are alone, and there is nothing but the cold, dark wasteland of eternity.



Movie: Ma Barker's Killer Brood(1960)


Katherine Clark 'Ma' Barker:
Show him boys


George Barker:
Where did you get these?

Fred as a Boy:
Out of the collection plate.

Katherine Clark 'Ma' Barker:
Without anyone being the wiser. That took guts!

George Barker:
How long has this been going on?

Katherine Clark 'Ma' Barker:
Oh a couple of weeks. It was their own idea. I thought it was kinda cute.

Doc as a Boy:
Pretty slick, eh Pop?

George Barker:
What kind of mother are you?! Letting your sons steal from church!

Katherine Clark 'Ma' Barker:
Not letting them, George, encouraging them.



Movie: Hainan ji fan(2004)


Sabine:
Live your life and don't stop for anything.



Movie: One Hundred and One Dalmatians(1961)


Anita:
Cruella, isn't that a new fur coat?

Cruella De Vil:
My only true love, darling. I live for furs. I worship furs! After all, is there a woman in all this wretched world who doesn't?



Latest Movie News

Your thoughts on the death of actor Heath Ledger

Fri, 25 Jan 2008 03:40:00 GMT
New Zealand Herald - It's an incredible waste of such a short life, although I know Heath will live on through his many fantastic performances in his movies, it saddens me to think he had so much more to give and we will ...

Escapism is the star in winter movies (Louisville Courier-Journal)

Fri, 25 Jan 2008 10:43:04 GMT
Movies have always been about escapism. But in the first few months of this year, movies are taking escapism to the extreme. But what, exactly, are we trying to escape from?

At Random: No standing around watching movies (The Daily Iowegian)

Fri, 25 Jan 2008 15:05:59 GMT
Gooden has been the manager at Mr. Movies, which is located at the Lake Center Mall in Centerville, since the store opened in September of 2004

Liquid Panty Remover #2 recipe

Sat, 26 Jan 2008 03:36:00 +0000
This is a very pleasant recipe for Liquid Panty Remover #2, with Skyy melon vodka, Smirnoff vodka and grape juice.

1/4 oz Smirnoff vodka
2 oz grape juice
3/4 oz Skyy melon vodka

Add all ingredients to a cocktail shaker half-filled with ice cubes.
Shake well, strain into a cocktail glass, and serve.
Serve in a Cocktail Glass.

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