Favorite Movie Quotes

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Monday, May 19, 2008

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Movie: Abbott and Costello Meet Captain Kidd(1952)


Capt. Bonney:
If I weren't a pirate I'd cry.



Movie: Out for a Kill (V)(2003)


Ed Grey:
If he's innocent, the Pope wears panties.



Movie: Made in Britain (TV)(1982)


Harry Parker:
You can go to the toilet now.

Trevor the Skinhead:
Nah, I'll piss on the wall.





Movie: X2(2003)


William Stryker:
If there's one thing I know more than anyone else, it's my own work. Seal the room. Shoot it.





Movie: Gangs of New York(2002)


Happy Jack:
I'm paid to uphold the law.


Bill:
What in Heaven's name are you talking about?



Latest Movie News

New Content King of the Living Room - ClickZ

Mon, 19 May 2008 01:59:00 GMT
There may be a new king of content in the living room. After arriving home last night from a few days of travel, I was greeted by a nearly full DVR lineup of my favorite television ...

Hub City Church celebrates families with Movies in the Park (Spartanburg Herald-Journal)

Sun, 18 May 2008 07:25:29 GMT
Hub City Church's launch of the summer, family friendly Movies in the Park turned out to be a bigger success than organizers imagined.

Lines from Movies for Today

Give me Lines from Movies now!



Movie: Zathura: A Space Adventure(2005)


Walter:
...and then the card comes out...

Danny:
Oh, the card. The card. The card. The...

Danny:
THE CARD!

Danny, Walter:
THE CARD!









Movie: Halo 2 (VG)(2004)


Grunt #1:
[the Special Ops team enters an area that shows signs of Flood infestation] Me have bad feeling about this...


Grunt #2:
You *always* have bad feeling! You had bad feeling about morning food nipple!





Movie: Dancer in the Dark(2000)


Selma:
You like the movies, don't you?


Bill Houston:
I love the movies. I just love the musicals.

Selma:
But isn't it annoying when they do the last song in the films?

Bill Houston:
Why?

Selma:
Because you just know when it goes really big... and the camera goes like out of the roof... and you just know it's going to end. I hate that. I would leave just after the next to last song... and the film would just go on forever.







Movie: Adventures in Babysitting(1987)


Brad:
[to Mike] You're such a loser.

Daryl:
Here we go again...

Brad:
I can only dream about having somebody like Chris as a girlfriend... but you've got her... and you treat her like this?

Mike:
Don't waste your time, half pint. Her legs are locked together at the knee.

Brad:
[grabs him by the collar] I'd love to hit you... I'd love to pound on your face!


Mike:
Yeah? Go ahead.

Brad:
But I won't. You're so slimy, I won't sink to your level.

Daryl:
I will.


[kicks Mike]



Movie: Queens Logic(1991)


Dennis:
Seriously, you guys should move out to L.A.

Eliot:
Sure, why not? Vinny can act, Ray can paint, and I can find some other fucking job I hate.




Latest Movie News

Women in Film: It?s Not Just the Movies (New York Times)

Sun, 18 May 2008 01:36:15 GMT
To the Editor:.

Receta de Lugger

Sun, 18 May 2008 05:03:00 +0000
Esto es una receta sabrosa para Lugger, con el brandy de la manzana,
el brandy y el brandy del albaricoque. 1 brandy del albaricoque de la
rociada brandy de la manzana de 1 onza brandy de 1 onza revuelve todos
los ingredientes con hielo, filtra en un cristal del coctel, y
servicio. Servicio en un cristal del coctel.

Great Movie Quotes

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Movie: Gallagher: The Maddest (TV)(1983)


Gallagher:
We are not descended here from a bunch of fat cave people that got ate by the dinosaurs. We're all descendents from the little bitty quick fuckers that got back to the cave!





Movie: Kangaroo Jack(2003)


Charlie:
I just got my ass kicked by a marsupial.



Movie: Half Nelson(2006)


Dan:
[after watching Mario Savio's speech about The Machine] What is this machine that he's walking about? It's keeping us down, what is it?


Jamal:
Like, robots and stuff, right?

Dan:
Umm... it could be robots. It could be robots, but let's say it's a metaphor. He's saying this machine is keeping you down. Now, what is that? What keeps us from being free? Ms. Drey?

Drey:
Prisons.

Dan:
Absolutely. Absolutely, prisons. OK? Prisons are definitely a part of it. What else?

Terrence:
White!

Dan:
White is definitely a part of it. The Man.

Student:
The school.

Dan:
The school, exactly. The whole-the whole education system is part of the machine. What else?

Student:
Aren't you the machine then?


Dan:
Oh, no, you didn't. What'd you say?

Student:
Aren't you the machine?

Dan:
You're saying I'm the machine?

Student:
Yeah, you're white. You're part of the school.

Dan:
Oh, yeah, I guess you've got a point. All right, so I'm part of the machine. But if I'm part of it, then so are you. You are, too. We all are. And this is the thing, remember? Everything is made with opposing force. We may be opposed to the machine, but we're still very much a part of it, right? I work for the government, the school, but I'm also very much opposed to a lot of its policies. You guys hate coming to school, right? Holler back if you heard me! You hate it, but you come anyway. Sometimes. Exactly.



Movie: Once Upon a Time in Mexico(2003)


[after giving Belini $10,000 in cash in exchange for information]

Sands:
Just for my own edification, I offered you fifty. Why'd you say no?


Belini:
I'm not a greedy man. Not looking to get rich quick. Besides, fifty thousand is a lot for what you wanted me to find out. Could just as well put a bullet in my head as cough it up, see? But ten? Ten thousand is civilized. Ten is something we both can live with.

Sands:
Ten might still be too much.

Belini:
You'd kill me over ten thousand dollars? You wouldn't dare. You wouldn't dare.


[leaves]

Sands:
[whispers] Yes, I would.



Movie: O Brother, Where Art Thou?(2000)


Delmar O'Donnell:
You work for the railroad, Grampa?

Blind Seer:
I work for no man.

Delmar O'Donnell:
Got a name, do you?

Blind Seer:
I have no name.

Ulysses Everett McGill:
Well, that right there may be the reason you've had difficulty findin' gainful employment. You see, in the mart of competitive commerce...




Movie: Halo 2 (VG)(2004)


Cortana:
I'm sorry, were you trying to kill something?







Today's Movie News

Movies coming out this week (New York Daily News)

Sun, 18 May 2008 08:32:07 GMT
A young man sets out to collect on debts and is dragged into an ambush in "Insidious," one of the new movies opening this week.

Movies coming out this week (New York Daily News)

Sun, 18 May 2008 08:32:07 GMT
A young man sets out to collect on debts and is dragged into an ambush in "Insidious," one of the new movies opening this week.

12 killed, over 20 injured in Pak suicide bomb blast - Indolink

Sun, 18 May 2008 18:21:00 GMT
Islamabad, May 18 (PTI) Twelve people were killed and over 20 injured when a suicide bomber blew himself up in a crowded market within the cantonment area in the northwestern ...

Ramadoss' no smoking plea: Rajnikanth stubs, Bhatt snubs - Daily News and Analysis

Sun, 18 May 2008 17:24:00 GMT
The Union health minister is mighty pleased with Rajni for not smoking in his last two films, both of which were blockbusters NEW DELHI: Health minister Anbumani Ramadoss was on ...

Critics declare new Indiana Jones movie 'fun' - Vancouver Sun

Sun, 18 May 2008 18:43:00 GMT
CANNES, France - The new Indiana Jones movie had its world premiere Sunday - the crush of press people trying to get in was so intense it could have used someone with a fedora and ...

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Movie: Urusei Yatsura: Yume no shikajin, Inaba-kun toujou! Lum no mirai wa dou narutcha!? (V)(1987)



Inaba:
But, I can't just let you go, I have to reward you somehow.

Shinobu:
I don't need a reward.

Inaba:
I know! As a reward, I'll go on a date with you!

Shinobu:
Now hold on...

Inaba:
No need to be shy. C'mon, how about it?

Shinobu:
I said NO!


[Punches him into the sky.]

Shinobu:
Do you understand THAT, you pervert?




Movie: Major Payne(1995)


Emily:
He's trying to show you some affection.

Major Payne:
I don't like it. It makes me feel all funny.



Movie: The Dark Corner(1946)


Hardy Cathcart:
Take, uh, Tony for instance. I'd never imagine him to be interested in... Lucy Wilding, but he is.

Mari Cathcart:
It's not true! He's always loathed her.

Hardy Cathcart:
He loathed her rather intimately, I'm afraid.



Movie: Dark Harbor(1998)


David:
It's just a mushroom.



Movie: Vanilla Sky(2001)



Sofía:
What about you? What's your nickname?

David:
Citizen Dildo.

Sofía:
Hmm. You are not staying over.





Movie: Back from the Front(1943)


Curly:
[the Stooges are leaning over the railing of the ship] Hi, fellas! Oh, where'd you get the suntan?

Moe:
Ooh, I'm seasick ...

Curly:
It's only mind over matter! That's all! Here, Moe, have some of my raw liver!


[Moe holds his mouth and runs away]

Curly:
What's wrong with him? Hey Larry, share my raw liver, it's delicious!



[Larry runs away covering his mouth]

Curly:
What's the matter with you guys? Ya can't take it!


[laughs, takes a bite of his raw liver. Suddenly realizes where he is, turns around and collapses, leaning over the railing of the ship]



Movie: OK Connery(1967)


Dr. Neil Connery:
It's going to blow up soon. Maybe even tomorrow. With you on board.

Maya:
You read too many novels by Fleming.



Movie: Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby(2006)


PA Announcer:
Ladies and Gentlemen, that is a new track record. As it stands now, Jean Girard is sitting on the pole, which is a statement of fact, and is in no way a comment on the driver's sexual orientation.



Latest Movie News

Woody Allen, Cruz say threesomes only work in the movies - ABS-CBN

Sun, 18 May 2008 13:42:00 GMT
Threesomes are too "complicated" to work in real life, Woody Allen and Penelope Cruz said Saturday as they unveiled "Vicky Cristina Barcelona", a sex romp featuring a hilarious ...

WHAT HAPPENS IN VEGAS - Fort Lauderdale Sun-Sentinel

Sun, 18 May 2008 15:22:00 GMT
What's the story: Diaz and Kutcher are strangers to each other on a Vegas vacation. But not for long. They get drunk, get married and share a $3-million slot machine score that he ...

Wedding doubts funny in the movies, not in real life (El Paso Times)

Sat, 17 May 2008 06:16:11 GMT
The last-minute doubt before a wedding is one of the most enduring themes in movies and literature, and lately here it is again in "Made of Honor," a tale of a man's 11th-hour profession of love for his best friend.

Television movies for the week of May 18 (Pittsburgh Post-Gazette)

Sun, 18 May 2008 04:42:59 GMT
Television movies for the week of May 18

Have you Seen the Top Five Movies? (Carteret County News-Times)

Sun, 18 May 2008 06:27:54 GMT
(ARA) - Last year, the American Film Institute voted and came up with the Top Five movies. Critics debated and movie lovers everywhere weighed in, but many people found that they'd never seen the top five movies of all time.

Latest greatest Movie Quotations

Today's Movie Quotations:







Movie: S.W.A.T.(2003)


Hondo:
You know what they say, you're either SWAT or you're not.



Movie: Only Two Can Play(1962)


John Lewis:
Hello, Bill. How's it been going? I hope the children didn't give you too much trouble.

Bill:
No, no... Those two were fine... That Bolk... I had to take him to the lavatory seven times.



Movie: Valdez, il mezzosangue(1973)


Chino Valdez:
Well, like they say: you can always pick your friends, but you can't pick your relatives.







Movie: D3: The Mighty Ducks(1996)


Gordon Bombay:
I was like you, Charlie. When I played hockey, I was a total hot shot... tried to take control of every game. I wound up quitting. So I tried the law. Same thing. I ruled the courtroom, but inside I was a mess. Started drinking. Man, I was going down. But then this great thing happened, maybe the best thing ever: I got arrested and sentenced to community service. And there you were: Charlie and the Ducks. And as hard as I fought it, there you were. You gave me a life, Charlie, and I want to say thank you. I told Orien about all this when I talked to him about taking over. I told him that you were the heart of the team and that you would learn something from each other. I told him that you were the real Minnesota Miracle Man.

Charlie Conway:
[astonished] You did?

Gordon Bombay:
[nods] So be that man, Charlie. Be that man.






Movie: Take the Lead(2006)


Ramos:
Who died?

Pierre Dulaine:
Apparently your manners...





Latest Movie News

Hub City Church celebrates families with Movies in the Park (Spartanburg Herald-Journal)

Sun, 18 May 2008 07:25:29 GMT
Hub City Church's launch of the summer, family friendly Movies in the Park turned out to be a bigger success than organizers imagined.

Woody Allen, Cruz say threesomes only work in the movies - ABS-CBN

Sun, 18 May 2008 13:42:00 GMT
Threesomes are too "complicated" to work in real life, Woody Allen and Penelope Cruz said Saturday as they unveiled "Vicky Cristina Barcelona", a sex romp featuring a hilarious ...

Women in Film: It?s Not Just the Movies (New York Times)

Sun, 18 May 2008 01:36:15 GMT
To the Editor:.

Receta del juego del amor

Sat, 17 May 2008 23:40:00 +0000
Compruebe fuera de esta receta que tienta para el juego del amor, con
batida de coco, el licor de Passoa, el jarabe del grenadine, el jugo
anaranjado y el hielo machacado. 1 porción de jarabe del grenadine 2
porciones de Passoa del licor 3 de parts batida de del hielo de
terraplén machacado coco del jugo anaranjado al cristal del coctel
con hielo machacado. Agregue a batida de coco y después agregue
lentamente el passoa. Agregue lentamente el grenadine, así que va
...