Give me Lines from Movies now!
Movie: Abbott and Costello Meet the Invisible Man(1951)
Lou Francis:
[
about graduating] This is the happiest day of my life, how did I ever graduate?
Bud Alexander:
[
whispering] I slipped the guy twenty bucks. Now keep quiet.
Movie: Accattone(1961)
Sabino:
Dear Accattone. You've changed from day to night.
Movie: X-Men: The Last Stand(2006)
[
last lines]
Prof. Charles Xavier:
[
after credits] Hello, Moira.
Dr. Moira MacTaggart:
Charles?
Movie: A Pair of Briefs(1962)
Sidney Pudney:
See you in the dock sometime, as the monkey said to the tramp steamer.
Movie: Van Helsing(2004)
Van Helsing:
Bless me father for I have...
Cardinal Jinette:
Sinned! Yes, I know. You're very good at it. You shattered the Rose Window.
Van Helsing:
Well, not to split hairs, but it was Mr. Hyde who did the shattering.
Cardinal Jinette:
Thirteenth century. Over six hundred years old! I wish you a week in hell for that.
Van Helsing:
It would be a nice reprieve.
Cardinal Jinette:
Don't get me wrong. Your results are unquestionable, but your methods attract far too much attention. Wanted posters. We are not pleased.
Van Helsing:
Do you think I like being the most wanted man in Europe? Why don't you and the order do something about it?
Cardinal Jinette:
Because we do not exist.
Van Helsing:
Well then neither do I.
Cardinal Jinette:
When we found you crawling up the steps of this church, half dead, it was clear to all of us that you had been sent to do God's work.
Van Helsing:
Why can't He do it Himself?
Movie: Bad Company(1972)
Big Joe:
I'll tell ya boys... I'm the oldest whore on the block.
Movie: Baby's Day Out(1994)
Eddie:
[
Baby Bink just got a way from the villains again ater many times, but this time by crawling into a small sewer tunnel] No problem, fellas. It ain't a hole. It's a tunnel. And what's every tunnel got?
Norby:
Ooh! Don't tell me! I know, I know, I know. It's uh, uh, uh - -...
Veeko:
Tollbooth at the end.
Eddie:
Are you always this stupid, or do you do this just to annoy me?
Movie: Varannan vecka(2006)
Johanna's ex-husband:
We just bought loads of fuck-food, and were on our way home.
Johanna:
Fuck-food?
Johanna's ex-husband:
Yeah, the kind of snacks you eat when you fuck a lot.
Movie: Uomo puma, L'(1980)
Kobras:
You cannot escape me! You can no longer jump into space! Because you are made of earth! And to earth, you shall return!
Movie: Bad Boys(1983)
Mick O'Brien:
I killed your little brother, but he's dead because you didn't stick up for him.
Movie: Zathura: A Space Adventure(2005)
Danny:
Wanna play Stratego?
Walter:
No, you always cheat at board games.
Danny:
But you can't even cheat at Stratego!
Walter:
Trust me, you'll find a way.
Movie: Haggard: The Movie(2003)
Wallet Guy:
There's gotta be a fucking five in here somewhere.
Today's Movie NewsMovie Quotation: The Bad Boys of Saturday Night LiveTue, 27 Jan 2009 19:10:00 +0000
Cindy:
That reminds me, I have a joke: I heard Michael Jackson went shopping at K-Mart because there was a sale! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!
Christy:
You messed it up, dumbbell! He went shopping at K-Mart because he heard little boys’ pants were half off.
Richard the Copy Guy:
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Movie Quotation: The Bad Boys of Saturday Night LiveTue, 27 Jan 2009 11:59:00 +0000
on “The Chris Farley Show” with guest Jeff Daniels]
Dawn:
Hello, my name is Dawn and, uh, you remember that scene in “Arachnophobia” and you went into that barn and saw that big spider?
Jeff Daniels:
Yes.
Dawn:
And you figured out why there were all these spiders everywhere?
Jeff Daniels:
Yes, I was in that scene. I remember.
Dawn:
Yeah, well, it was great.
Adam ...]
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Movie Quotation: The Bad Boys of Saturday Night LiveWed, 28 Jan 2009 03:40:00 +0000
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