Daily Quotes
Today's Quotes:
Movie: Madonna: Truth or Dare(1991)
Madonna:
[after learning Toronto police will arrest her if she simulates masturbation on-stage] Last time I was on tour, Sean was in jail. I guess it's my turn.
Movie: Vanity Fair(2004)
Miss Matilda Crawley:
Keep your toadying until I get to a fire. You can suck up all you wish once I'm warm.
Movie: The Odd Couple II(1998)
Sheriff:
Okay, now explain to me one more time how the rental car caught fire and exploded.
Oscar Madison:
He called me a shithead and punched the car, it went rolling down a cliff.
Sheriff:
Why did you punch the car?
Felix Ungar:
Because the shithead threw the directions out the window and left my suitcase at the rental car agency.
Sheriff:
Why did you throw the directions out the window?
Oscar Madison:
Because they caught fire from my cigar ashes and were burning on my crotch!
Felix Ungar:
The first time he's been hot down there for years.
Oscar Madison:
I just wanted you to know what it felt like down there...
Sheriff:
OK, boys, settle down. You two don't get along too well, do you?
Oscar Madison:
Oh, that's not true. There was a period of 17 years that was wonderful. Then unfortunately we saw each other again.
Movie: X-Men(2000)
Wolverine:
You going to tell me to stay away from your girl?
Cyclops:
If I had to do that, she wouldn't be my girl.
Wolverine:
Well, then I guess you've got nothing to worry about, do ya, Cyclops?
Cyclops:
It must burn you up that a boy like me saved your life, huh? Gotta be careful. I might not be there next time. Oh, and Logan - stay away from my girl.
Movie: UHF(1989)
George Newman:
I need a drink.
Bob:
You don't drink.
George Newman:
Yeah, but I've been meaning to start.
Movie: The United States of Leland(2003)
Leland:
And that's when I figured out that tears couldn't make somebody who was dead alive again. There's another thing to learn about tears, they can't make somebody who doesn't love you any more love you again. It's the same with prayers. I wonder how much of their lives people waste crying and praying to God. If you ask me, the devil makes more sense than God does. I can at least see why people would want him around. It's good to have somebody to blame for the bad stuff they do. Maybe God's there because people get scared of all the bad stuff they do. They figure that God and the Devil are always playing this game of tug-of-war game with them. And they never know which side they're gonna wind up on. I guess that tug-of-war idea explains how sometimes, even when people try to do something good, it still turns out bad.
Movie: Van Helsing(2004)
Van Helsing:
Bless me father for I have...
Cardinal Jinette:
Sinned! Yes, I know. You're very good at it. You shattered the Rose Window.
Van Helsing:
Well, not to split hairs, but it was Mr. Hyde who did the shattering.
Cardinal Jinette:
Thirteenth century. Over six hundred years old! I wish you a week in hell for that.
Van Helsing:
It would be a nice reprieve.
Cardinal Jinette:
Don't get me wrong. Your results are unquestionable, but your methods attract far too much attention. Wanted posters. We are not pleased.
Van Helsing:
Do you think I like being the most wanted man in Europe? Why don't you and the order do something about it?
Cardinal Jinette:
Because we do not exist.
Van Helsing:
Well then neither do I.
Cardinal Jinette:
When we found you crawling up the steps of this church, half dead, it was clear to all of us that you had been sent to do God's work.
Van Helsing:
Why can't He do it Himself?
Today's Movie News
In praise of stupid
Sun, 02 Mar 2008 08:39:00 GMT
Ottawa Citizen - In praise of stupid Well-done idiotic movies hold a special place in this critic's heart
Movies opening this week (New York Daily News)
Sun, 02 Mar 2008 09:52:35 GMT
"The Bank Job," "College Road Trip" and "10,000 B.C." are among the new movies coming to theaters this week.
posted by Mary @ 11:25 PM
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