Great Lines from Movies

Lines from Movies:

Movie: Hairspray(1988)


Prudy Pingleton:
[tying Penny to her bed with a jump rope] Penny Lou Pingleton, you are absolutely, positively, permanently punished. You will live on a diet of saltines and tang, and you will never leave this room again.



[tosses holy water on Penny]

Prudy Pingleton:
Devil child, devil child!



Movie: Velvet Goldmine(1998)


Mandy Slade:
I needn't mention how essential dreaming is to the character of the rock star.




Movie: Maai hung paak yan(2001)


Ling's mother:
[angry] Our neighbor Mrs. Cheung's son-in-law is a car salesman. Once, she complained about the public transport... He immediately bought her a Mercedes Benz! I am not asking him to get me a luxury car... I am just asking him to kill someone for me, while he's at it.



Movie: On the Edge(2001)


Jonathan:
I know more about the business of suicide in my baby finger, than you do in all your years of training and Freud reading. I gurran-fuckin'-tee ya that.



Movie: Bad Boys II(2003)


[Mike's way of saying I'm sorry]

Mike Lowery:
It's a donut. It's a medical thing. I got it from a maternity store. You know, a lot of pregnant women use it. They can put one cheek here and take the pressure off the other. For you, dawg.

Marcus Burnett:
Thoughtful.



Movie: The Dam Busters(1955)


Farmer:
Every time one of these Lancasters fly over, my chickens lay premature eggs.



Movie: Jackass: The Movie(2002)


Johnny Knoxville:
[after returning the smashed up car] But I returned it with a full tank of gas.



Movie: L.A. Confidential(1997)


[Exley has to perform the interrogation]


Jack Vincennes:
Are you sure Golden Boy is up to the task, Cap?

Capt. Dudley Smith:
Oh, I think you'd be surprised what the lad is capable of.



Movie: Van Helsing(2004)


Count Vladislaus Dracula:
[after feeling Marishka die] if it's not the Christians, it's the Moors! Why can't they just leave us alone. We never kill more than our fill. And less than our share. Can they say the same?



Movie: Take the Money and Run(1969)


Louise:
He is always very depressed. I think that if he'd been a successful criminal, he would have felt better. You know, he never made the 'ten most wanted' list. It's very unfair voting; it's who you know.



Movie: Baat sin faan dim ji yan yuk cha siu baau(1993)


[last lines]

Narrator:
Although prima facie was enough to sue Wong Chi Hang for murdering Cheng Lam's family, the Macau cops couldn't sue him successfully because he had a strong attempt to commit suicide. He prefered killing himself that being judged. The file of the tragedy of Pat Sin Restaurant has been forced to be closed.



Movie: Daffy Doodles(1946)


[last lines]

Daffy Duck:
Never again will I paint another mustache. I'm doing beards now!



Latest Movie News

Stocks: Marvel movies bode well for shares (Crain's New York Business)

Mon, 04 Feb 2008 15:32:55 GMT
This year, the company will break new ground by producing its own movies instead of licensing the job to others. Iron Man will leap onto the silver screen in May, followed by Hulk in June.

5Top: Most anticipated 2008 movies (MSNBC)

Tue, 05 Feb 2008 03:34:41 GMT
Indiana Jones, Batman and two Brad Pitt movies are all headed to multiplexes near you.

DVD watch: Movies of the same name (USA Today)

Tue, 05 Feb 2008 02:40:34 GMT
Jodie Foster's vigilante drama The Brave One arrives today (2007, Warner, rated R $29). Already long available is 1956's The Brave One (VCI, unrated, $10), an Oscar-winning story about a Mexican boy and his bull. Sometimes, a title is the only thing two movies have in common. Here are three.

Hannah Montana movies tops box office, Hollywood writers' strike settlement looms: The Morning After (The Plain Dealer)

Mon, 04 Feb 2008 13:57:44 GMT
MOVIES First, she sells out a nationwide concert tour. Now Miley Cyrus and pop-star alter-ego Hannah Montana are selling out movie theaters in such record-breaking style that the film's run has been extended.

KyLinTV Launches STAR CHINESE MOVIES 2 in North America (Broadcast Newsroom)

Mon, 04 Feb 2008 16:41:19 GMT
PLAINVIEW, N.Y., Feb. 4 /PRNewswire/ -- KyLinTV announced today the launch of STAR CHINESE MOVIES 2, a brand new channel delivering top rated films to audiences in the U.S. and Canada on KyLinTV's IPTV platform.

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Movie Quotes Update

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Movie: Ma Barker's Killer Brood(1960)


Katherine Clark 'Ma' Barker:
Show him boys


George Barker:
Where did you get these?

Fred as a Boy:
Out of the collection plate.

Katherine Clark 'Ma' Barker:
Without anyone being the wiser. That took guts!

George Barker:
How long has this been going on?

Katherine Clark 'Ma' Barker:
Oh a couple of weeks. It was their own idea. I thought it was kinda cute.

Doc as a Boy:
Pretty slick, eh Pop?

George Barker:
What kind of mother are you?! Letting your sons steal from church!

Katherine Clark 'Ma' Barker:
Not letting them, George, encouraging them.



Movie: Halloween H20: 20 Years Later(1998)


Tony:
Hasn't anyone ever told you that second-hand smoke kills?

Nurse Marion:
Yeah, but they're all dead.



Movie: Dark City(1950)


Dr. Schreber:
Remember John, never talk to strangers!



Movie: Offerings(1989)


John's Mom:
I know how you treat your pets... I saw what you did to your turtle last week



Movie: Van Helsing(2004)


Carl:
You've never gone after vampires before, have you?

Van Helsing:
Vampires, gargoyles, warlocks, they're all the same - best when cooked well.



Movie: The Dark Crystal(1982)


Jen:
The prophecy didn't say anything about this!

Kira:
Prophets don't know everything!



Latest Movie News

Cablevision to air some movies on DVD release day (Reuters via Yahoo! News)

Mon, 04 Feb 2008 19:39:40 GMT
Cablevision Systems Corp said on Monday it would offer U.S. consumers the option of seeing a movie via its on-demand service, as long as they agreed to pay for a DVD.

Music at the movies for rock-heavy Berlin festival (Reuters via Yahoo! News)

Sun, 03 Feb 2008 12:43:24 GMT
Music comes to the movies at the Berlin Film Festival this year, with the Rolling Stones and Madonna expected on the red carpet and a heavy metal band from Baghdad banging heads on the big screen.

Stocks: Marvel movies bode well for shares (Crain's New York Business)

Mon, 04 Feb 2008 15:32:55 GMT
This year, the company will break new ground by producing its own movies instead of licensing the job to others. Iron Man will leap onto the silver screen in May, followed by Hulk in June.

Cablevision to air some movies on DVD release day

Mon, 04 Feb 2008 21:50:00 GMT
Reuters - NEW YORK (Reuters) - Cablevision Systems Corp said on Monday it would offer U.S. consumers the option of seeing a movie via its on-demand service, as long as they agreed to pay for a DVD. The service ...

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Daily Lines from Movies

Today's Lines from Movies:

Movie: Above the Law(1988)


Punk:
I don't think you can take us all, fatass.


[Nico shoots the punk dead]

Nico Toscani:
No,but I'll get an A for effort.



Movie: E.T.: The Extra-Terrestrial(1982)


E.T.:
E.T. phone home.



Movie: Xenosaga Episode II: Jenseits von Gut und Böse (VG)(2004)


[everytime you make Jr. deplete all of Albedo's HP and he is about to perform a resurrection move to himself]


Albedo:
Woah! This pain feels so good! So good!



Movie: L.A. Confidential(1997)


[White approaches Loew in the bathroom, after he refused to answer Exley's questions]

Ellis Loew:
Unless you came in here to wipe my ass, I believe we're through.



[White looks at him, silently]

Ellis Loew:
Come on, don't try this "Good Cop-Bad Cop" crap on me. I practically invented it. So what if some homo actor is dead? Boys, girls, ten of them step off the bus to L.A. every day.


[White proceeds to smash Loew's head into the mirror and then sticking it into the toilet]

Ellis Loew:
Pull him off me, Exley!

Ed Exley:
I don't know how.

Bud White:
Now, I know you think you're the A-number one hotshot. Well, here's the juice: if I take you out, there'll be ten more lawyers to take your place tomorrow. They just won't come on the bus, that's all!



[White drags Loew into his office and dangles him out of the window by his legs until he confesses]

Ed Exley:
Was that how you used to run the "Good Cop-Bad Cop?"



Movie: Addicted to Love(1997)


Sam:
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Movie: Bad Boys(1983)


Marcus Burnett:
[to Mike] I'm not understanding, I - I really don't.

Store Clerk:
[pointing gun at Marcus] Shut up!

Marcus Burnett:
I mean, do you just attract violence?



Movie: The Old Fashioned Way(1934)


Sheriff Walter Jones:
When is Cleo gonna act in this show?

The Great McGonigle:
Oh, yes, yes, yes. She'll probably go on right after the epilogue.



Movie: Our Money(2001)


Neighbor:
How did you get this injury?

Bank robber:
With an apricot


[he grabs an apricot lying on the table]

Bank robber:
. Dangerous fruits, I can tell. Never ever mess with an apricot, these guys never ever forget.



Movie: The Eagle Has Landed(1976)


Col. Max Radl:
Your meeting went well? The Führer had something specific in mind?

Admiral Canaris:
A simple exercise in logistics, nothing very complicated: he merely wants Winston Churchill brought from London to Berlin. And we are ordered to make a feasibility study. Today's Wednesday. By Friday he will forget it, but Himmler will not.



Movie: Wabbit Twouble(1941)


Elmer Fudd:
[after nailing a board over Bugs's hole] That'll hold him alwight, heh heh heh heh heh.

Bugs Bunny:
[opens the board over his hole, imitating Elmer] That'll hold him alwight, heh heh heh heh heh. Phooey!



Movie: The Abominable Snowman(1957)


Dr. Tom Friend:
They killed him. It was the sound of that howling. He couldn't stand it - it drove him mad.




Movie: Oeil pour oeil(2007)


Bowman:
I don't smoke...



Today's Movie News

Cablevision to air some movies on DVD release day (Reuters via Yahoo! News)

Mon, 04 Feb 2008 19:39:40 GMT
Cablevision Systems Corp said on Monday it would offer U.S. consumers the option of seeing a movie via its on-demand service, as long as they agreed to pay for a DVD.

Just like in the movies: Casper Figure Skating Club hosts fete (Casper Star-Tribune)

Sun, 03 Feb 2008 18:52:35 GMT
Superheroes, Mary Poppins, and Rizzo all in one show? The Casper Figure Skating Club is combining famous movies, popular musicals and favorite characters in this year's ice extravaganza "A Night at the Movies."

XXXHOLiC and Tsubasa Chronicle Movies to be Screened at the Japan Information and Culture Center, Embassy of Japan (Anime News Network)

Mon, 04 Feb 2008 18:09:43 GMT
The Japan Information and Culture Center Embassy of Japan and DC Anime Club proudly present the screening of xxxHOLiC and Tsubasa Chronicle Movies on Thursday Febuary 28, 2008 at 6:30 pm at the Japan Information and Culture Center Embassy of Japan 1155 21st Street, NW Washington, DC 20036-3308.

Blog: Emirates do it in style

Mon, 04 Feb 2008 05:51:00 GMT
New Zealand Herald - There are 50 new movies on the system. They include great classics, all the top TV shows, terrific sport - including 11 cricket episodes and 6 rugby episodes - and the most amazing music choices.

Cablevision to air some movies on DVD release day (Reuters via Yahoo! News)

Mon, 04 Feb 2008 19:39:40 GMT
Cablevision Systems Corp said on Monday it would offer U.S. consumers the option of seeing a movie via its on-demand service, as long as they agreed to pay for a DVD.

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Today's Movie Quotes

Movie Quotes:

Movie: Once Upon a Time in America(1984)


Bugsy:
[Bugsy and his gang have beaten Noodles and Max] You don't work for me, you don't work for no-one!

Young Max:
I don't like bosses.

Bugsy:
You'd be better off you stayed in the Bronx.


Young Max:
Woulda been better for *you*, too!


[Bugsy spits on him, and he and his gang walk off]



Movie: Baby Boy(2001)


Sweet Pea:
I'm not going to use the b-word. I just call y'all unstable creatures.



Movie: The Saddest Music in the World(2003)


Lady Port-Huntley:
If you are sad and like beer, I'm your lady.



Movie: The Magdalene Sisters(2002)


Margaret:
Crispina, why did you want to kill yourself?

Bernadette:
Jesus, that's a stupid thing to ask, Elizabeth!

Margaret:
I'm just trying to stop her from killing herself.

Bernadette:
I know what you're trying to do. I just don't know why you're doing it.



Movie: Valerie a týden divu(1970)


[subtitled version]

Grandmother:
Hedvika is marrying

Valerie:
Poor Hedvika



Today's Movie News

The green test: Terry Rota, director of Silvertree Planning

Sun, 03 Feb 2008 16:15:00 GMT
New Zealand Herald - That depends on who you talk to or which movies you watch. At least the question isn't global warming, true or false, any more. I would have to go with man, but am watching with an open mind supporters ...

Music at the movies for rock-heavy Berlin festival (Reuters via Yahoo! News)

Sun, 03 Feb 2008 12:43:24 GMT
Music comes to the movies at the Berlin Film Festival this year, with the Rolling Stones and Madonna expected on the red carpet and a heavy metal band from Baghdad banging heads on the big screen.

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Daily Movie Quotes

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Movie: Vampire Savior EX Edition (VG)(1998)


Baby Bonnie "B.B" Hood/Bulleta:
I've lost my way. Seriously!



Movie: Zatôichi(2003)


Shinkichi:
I have to say, it's incredible. You really look like a woman! Does make-up make men beautiful?

Geisha Seitaro 'Osei' Naruto:
It doesn't work on everyone. It depends on the face!




Movie: Uprising (TV)(2001)


Simha 'Kazik' Rotem:
You are all under arrest, put down your weapons and return immediately to the Umschlagplatz!



Movie: Tau man ji D(2005)


Itsuki Tachibana:
[to himself about his dad, who left the gas station behind to look after Bunta's car] That sucks. He's not young anymore. He's so irresponsible, leaving his business like this. What's gonna happen to me if it goes bankrupt? It's good that I've been living on my own, or else, I wouldn't be this chubby.



Movie: The Adventures of Tom Thumb & Thumbelina (V)(2002)


Bertha Beetle:
This is all your fault!

Thumbelina:
Explain to me how this could possibly be my fault!

Bertha Beetle, Margaret Beetle:
Some things just ARE.



Movie: One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest(1975)


[about Nurse Ratched]

McMurphy:
Well I don't wanna break up the meeting or nothin', but she's somethin' of a cunt, ain't she Doc?



Movie: One Night with You(2006)


Hunter Burnell:
Tell you what. You shouldn't have come here. Take a fuckin' hike. The end.



Movie: Oliver Twist(1948)


Fagin:
Clever dogs, clever dogs. Never blowed on old Fagin.



Movie: Back to the Future Part III(1990)


Doc:
[reading a letter his future self wrote] I never knew I could write anything so touching.

Marty McFly:
I know, Doc, it's beautiful.



Movie: The Making of 'Garden State' (V)(2004)


Natalie Portman:
My dishwasher wouldn't close yesterday, something was wrong with it, and I was like flipping out. I was like, "Oh, my God something bad's going to happen, something ironic and horrible."

Zach Braff:
You're like "You stupid latch!" It would be a great article though, if you tripped over it.

Natalie Portman:
Make our movie millions.



Latest Movie News

Eva Mendes 'checks into rehab'

Sun, 03 Feb 2008 22:42:00 GMT
Stuff - Actress Eva Mendes, whose movies include Training Day and Ghost Rider, has checked into a rehabilitation facility in Utah, celebrity websites have reported. A spokesman for Mendes declined to confirm ...

Music at the movies for rock-heavy Berlin festival (Reuters via Yahoo! News)

Sun, 03 Feb 2008 12:43:24 GMT
Music comes to the movies at the Berlin Film Festival this year, with the Rolling Stones and Madonna expected on the red carpet and a heavy metal band from Baghdad banging heads on the big screen.

Movies on soldiers:remove bureaucratic shackles, say directors (Press Trust of India)

Sun, 03 Feb 2008 09:10:35 GMT
Amit Kumar Das New Delhi, Jan 26 (PTI) With none of the movies made on the Indian army in the last one decade making it to the box office, national award winning directors say that creative limitations imposed by rules should be removed so as to make movies on the force more interesting and creative rather than just Pakistan bashing.

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