Great Movie Quotes

Movie Quotes:

Movie: Babes in Toyland(1934)


[Stannie nibbles on pig sausage evidence]

Stannie Dum:
It doesn't taste like pig sausage to me, it tastes like pork.

Ollie Dee:
[Taking bite] Why this isn't pig nor pork. It's beef. I smell a rat.



Movie: Halloween H20: 20 Years Later(1998)


[Fitz decides to contact Haddonfield about Michael Myers]

Det. Matt Sampson:
All right, you tell 'em to look for a guy with a cane and Alzheimer's.

Fitz:
The guy would be younger than I am, okay? I was 15 when he killed his sister back in '63.



Movie: Osmosis Jones(2001)


Leah:
Mayor, something freaky is going on with the weather.

Mayor Phlegming:
We're probably just drinking some hot coffee.

Leah:
Sir, look at the maps. What if Jones is right?

Mayor Phlegming:
Jones? Ha ha ha! Funny, funny.

Leah:
You care more about your re-election than you care about all our lives. Something is going on, and I'm going to the hypothalamus to check it out.

Mayor Phlegming:
Hypowhothewhatisit? Leah, wait! Who's gonna answer the phones?



Movie: Unzipped(1995)


Isaac Mizrahi:
I would throw my hat up in the air, but you don't want to see my hair today.



Movie: Hail the Conquering Hero(1944)


Town Councilman:
Let's get down to business. The trouble with our party is everybody talks too long all the time.

Doc Bissell:
That's the trouble with all parties.



Movie: Above the Law(1988)


[after stopping Salvano's truck, the police open the secret compartment, and find little square packages instead of drugs]

Detective Lukich:
What the hell kind of high is this?

Nico Toscani:
Sky-high. Military explosives. C-4, my man, C-4.



Movie: The Eagle Has Landed(1976)


[the disguised Steiner gets into the jeep with Capt. von Neustadt]

Colonel Kurt Steiner:
[under his breath] Not too slowly...

Colonel Kurt Steiner, Capt. von Neustadt:
And on the *left... hand... side* of the road!



Movie: Across the Pacific(1942)


Rick Leland:
[comparing his gun to Dr. Lorenz's] Mine's bigger than yours.



Movie: Velvet Goldmine(1998)


Brian Slade:
Man is least himself when he talks in his own person... Give him a mask and he'll tell you the truth.



Movie: Magnolia(1999)


Earl Partridge:
This fucking lie... it's so fucking hard, so long! Life ain't short, it's long, it's long, God damn it!



Today's Movie News

Martunia recipe

Sat, 15 Dec 2007 06:38:00 +0000
Check out this enticing recipe for Martunia, with gin, dry vermouth and sweet vermouth.

1/2 oz dry vermouth
1/2 oz sweet vermouth
3 oz gin

Shake all three ingredients with cracked ice and strain into a chilled cocktail glass.
Garnish with an edible flower, and serve.
Serve in a Cocktail Glass.

Virgin Pussy recipe

Sat, 15 Dec 2007 00:11:00 +0000
Here is a enticing recipe for Virgin Pussy, with watermelon schnapps, cinnamon schnapps and sugar.

1 oz cinnamon schnapps
1 oz watermelon schnapps
1 pinch sugar

Pour both watermelon and cinnamon schnapps into a shot glass.
Add sugar, and serve.
Serve in a Shot Glass.

'Starting Out in the Evening' (starring Frank Langella) -- 3 stars

Sun, 16 Dec 2007 08:59:00 GMT
Chicago Tribune - Leonard Schiller (Frank Langella) is an aging novelist who lives alone in New York City. He spends his day mired in ... Columnists Television Movies Music Dining Theater Arts/architecture Living Travel Horoscopes Video Photos/Multimedia Resources Newsletters ...

Mary Elizabeth Wagoner recipe

Sat, 15 Dec 2007 03:25:00 +0000
Check out this great recipe for Mary Elizabeth Wagoner, with vodka, Bacardi 151 rum, Everclear alcohol, sweet and sour mix and lime juice.

1 oz sweet and sour mix
1 oz vodka
1/2 oz Bacardi 151 rum
1/2 oz Everclear alcohol
1/2 oz lime juice

Shake the vodka, rum, everclear and sour mix in a cocktail shaker half-filled with ice ...]

On Movies | Rookie writer resembles her creation, Juno

Sun, 16 Dec 2007 07:55:00 GMT
Philadelphia Inquirer - Before pro-lifers go embracing Diablo Cody , writer of Juno - the snappy indie about a pregnant 16-year-old who weighs an abortion, but then decides to have the baby and give it up for adoption - consider the first-time screenwriter's feelings on ...

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Latest greatest Lines from Movies

Today's Lines from Movies:

Movie: Daredevil(2003)


Daredevil:
[voiceover] As for Daredevil. Well... soon the world will know the truth. That this is a city born of heroes. That one man CAN make a difference.



Movie: One Hundred and One Dalmatians(1961)


Horace:
[with mouth full of bread, begging Jasper for wine] Come on, man. Let me have a sip. Just a short one.

Jasper:
Naw, this one's almost gone. Besides you'll get crumbs in it ya cabbagehead!



Movie: Zen & the Asteroid(2005)


Ramon:
Your weapon can't hurt me

Javius:
Perhaps not, but I bet it still hurts



Movie: Out of the Past(1947)


Jack Fisher:
You know, a dame with a rod is like a guy with a knitting needle.





'High School Musical 2' takes its blockbuster status seriously

Sat, 15 Dec 2007 14:58:00 GMT
Newsday - Bet you didn't know this weekend's most anticipated movie is "a cautionary tale about learning to pay attention to your own internal moral compass." You probably thought "High School Musical 2" would be about songs, dancing and cute teens in cool ...

Virgin Pussy recipe

Sat, 15 Dec 2007 00:11:00 +0000
Here is a enticing recipe for Virgin Pussy, with watermelon schnapps, cinnamon schnapps and sugar.

1 oz cinnamon schnapps
1 oz watermelon schnapps
1 pinch sugar

Pour both watermelon and cinnamon schnapps into a shot glass.
Add sugar, and serve.
Serve in a Shot Glass.

Put popcorn on for night of yule movies (Fort Worth Star-Telegram)

Sat, 15 Dec 2007 09:10:08 GMT
By ROBERT PHILPOT Movies dominate the night, with ABC Family, Hallmark and Lifetime all offering new ones -- and WFAA/Channel 8 offering a 20-year-old one. Stuff to watch or record Nicole Kidman: The E! True Hollywood Story: Follow the obscure actress (kidding!) through her pre-fame life, her marriage to and divorce from Tom Cruise, her Oscar for The Hours and her marriage to Keith ...

'Alvin and the Chipmunks' (the fuzzy little guys are back) -- 2 stars

Sat, 15 Dec 2007 13:47:00 GMT
Chicago Tribune - How to explain the appeal of Alvin and the Chipmunks--the old ones, the ones who hit it big in 1958 with "Witch Doctor ... Columnists Television Movies Music Dining Theater Arts/architecture Living Travel Horoscopes Video Photos/Multimedia Resources Newsletters ...

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Today's Lines from Movies

Straight to the Lines from Movies ...

Movie: Karakter(1997)


De Gankelaar:
Who taught you that senseless self-chastisement? I give you the money and you take it! People who can't accept a gift have nothing to give themselves.



Movie: Accattone(1961)


Lady at work:
We've been working since 6 o'clock this morning.

Vittorio "Accattone" Cataldi:
These rotten things can happen.



Movie: Otra conquista, La(1998)


Fray Diego de La Coruña:
[to Topiltzin, referring to the statue of the Virgin Mary] That lovely woman is just as true as yours.


[pause]

Fray Diego de La Coruña:
What matters now is that this is the new word.



Movie: Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby(2006)


Ricky Bobby:
Wait, Dad. Don't you remember the time you told me "If you ain't first, you're last"?

Reese Bobby:
Huh? What are you talking about, Son?

Ricky Bobby:
That day at school.

Reese Bobby:
Oh hell, Son, I was high that day. That doesn't make any sense at all, you can be second, third, fourth... hell you can even be fifth.

Ricky Bobby:
What? I've lived my whole life by that!



Movie: Gallagher: Overboard (TV)(1987)


Audience:
Go overboard, Gallagher!

Gallagher:
[grins] No.



Movie: Zardoz(1974)


The Tabernacle:
Caution: You are approaching the periphery shield of Vortex Four. Caution: You are approaching the periphery shield of Vortex Four.



Movie: The Wackiest Wagon Train in the West(1976)


Dusty:
Gee, that was a bright idea. Wonder why I didn't think of it!

Wagonmaster Callahan:
Because it was a bright idea.



Movie: Universal Soldier(1992)


Luc:
I just want to go home.



Movie: Osmosis Jones(2001)


Drix:
Where did you study?

Osmosis:
Study? When you grow up on the wrong side of the digestive track, you ain't got no money for no fancy schools.

Drix:
Oh...

Osmosis:
I'm not kiddin', man. My school was Crack Central.

Drix:
Oh?

Osmosis:
No, it was IN the crack. Right in the stanky, puckered center.



Movie: The Da Vinci Code(2006)


Sister Sandrine:
Job 38:11. Hitherto shalt thou come, but no further.



Movie: Kate & Leopold(2001)


[first lines]

Roebling:
Time. Time, it has been proposed, is the fourth dimension. And yet, for mortal man, time has no dimension at all. We are like horses with blinders, seeing only what lies before us. Forever guessing the future and fabricating the past.



Movie: Dark Water(2005)


Dahlia:
If you ever need me, I'll be right here.



Today's Movie News

Aviation recipe

Fri, 14 Dec 2007 14:47:00 +0000
This is a adorable recipe for Aviation, with gin, maraschino liqueur, lemons and sugar.

1 1/4 oz gin
1/4 oz maraschino liqueur
3 - 5 pinches sugar
juice of 1 lemons

Fill cocktail shaker with ice.
Juice the lemon and add to the shaker.
Add a little sugar, if desired.
Pour in gin and maraschino, and shake.
Serve straight up in a cocktail ...]

Mardi Gras Flasher recipe

Fri, 14 Dec 2007 18:26:00 +0000
A adorable recipe for Mardi Gras Flasher, with dark rum, ginger ale and grenadine syrup.

1 tsp grenadine syrup
2 oz dark rum
6 oz ginger ale

Stir ingredients together in a highball glass with/without ice.
Add more grenadine if desired, stir again and serve.
Serve in a Highball Glass.

Reader Exchange: Christmas brings out holiday wishes

Sat, 15 Dec 2007 10:48:00 GMT
St. Petersburg Times - At the end of the movie Polar Express, Diane reminds us, the boy receives a red-and-white striped box that contains a reindeer bell. If you have seen this film and remember the box, Diane hopes you might also be able to replicate it. (We get the ...

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