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Movie: Darkman II: The Return of Durant (V)(1994)


Rollo Latham, Durant Henchman & CEO Inter-City Land Development:
[about Dr. Brinkman] Do you want me to make him the usual offer?


Robert G. Durant:
I don't think we should attract too much attention to ourselves, Rollo, why don't you try money instead?



Movie: Accepted(2006)


Bartleby Gaines:
Hey Rory, hows it goin? What's wrong?

Rory:
I... I... I- I didn't get into Ya- I didn't get into... I-I-I I didn't get into Yal- I didn't get into Yale.

Bartleby Gaines:
What? Why not?

Rory:
Well, there's no room for Rory at Yale! No, too many mediocre rich kids with well-connected parents.



Movie: Jackie Brown(1997)


Beaumont:
I'm still scared as a motherfucker, O.D. They talking like they serious as hell giving me time for that machine gun shit.

Ordell Robbie:
Aw, come on, man, they just trying to put a fright in your ass.

Beaumont:
Well, if that's what they doin', they done did it.

Ordell Robbie:
How old is that machine gun shit?

Beaumont:
About three years...

Ordell Robbie:
Three years? That's a old crime, man! They ain't got enough room for all the niggers running around killing people today, now how are they gonna find room for you?



Movie: The Eagle Has Landed(1976)


[Devlin has just provided Steiner with a much-needed resource]

Colonel Kurt Steiner:
Mr. Devlin, you are an extraordinary man.

Liam Devlin:
Col. Steiner, you're an extraordinary judge of character.



Movie: The Tall Guy(1989)


Ron Anderson:
You're both sacked. I give you a week's notice.

Dexter:
You can't do that! I demand to talk to the producer.

Ron Anderson:
I am the producer.

Dexter:
In that case, you can do that but I'm not going to give you the satisfaction of sacking me because I resign!

Ron Anderson:
Fine, then you get no severance pay and I sue your arse for breach of contract.

Dexter:
In that case I don't resign, you total and utter bastard!

Ron Anderson:
[slams the door in Dexter's face]


Dexter:
I hope all your children have very small dicks! And that includes the girls!



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Today's Quotes

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Movie: U.S. Marshals(1998)


Sam Gerard:
[watching some surveillance tapes] Hey. it looks like your agent friends are intercepting this. What do you know about this Royce?


John Royce:
I don't know anything.



Movie: The Adventures of Buckaroo Banzai Across the 8th Dimension(1984)


Jack the Orderly:
I've come for your tv. You've been using too much juice. Another 10,000 kilowatts again this month. Beats me how an old, homicidal loony can use that much power.



Movie: The Adventures of Priscilla, Queen of the Desert(1994)


Mitzi:
You know, there are two things I don't like about you, Felicia... your face. So how 'bout shutting both of them?




Movie: The Order(2001)


Yuri:
[over the walkie-talkie] Rudy! Did someone get shot?


Rudy:
No. I Farted.



Movie: One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest(1975)


[about Nurse Ratched]

McMurphy:
Well I don't wanna break up the meeting or nothin', but she's somethin' of a cunt, ain't she Doc?



Movie: Makai tenshô(1981)


Amakusa Shiro Tokisada:
The true warrior's spirit will not suffer to be hidden. Will you not meld your power into ours? The reward ... is eternal life.

Yagyu Jubei Mitsuyoshi:
Now what would I do with a thing like that?

Amakusa Shiro Tokisada:
Who is it you defend? The Shogun? Kishu?

Yagyu Jubei Mitsuyoshi:
I take no sides. But I'll kill every demon I find.

Amakusa Shiro Tokisada:
You won't surrender, then?

Yagyu Jubei Mitsuyoshi:
Never.


Amakusa Shiro Tokisada:
Then take heed; there are more than two who have been reborn from hell - and there are Yagyu among them, too. Soon, you will see - and when you die, I will be there ... waiting for you.



Movie: The Darkness (VG)(2007)


Jackie Estacado:
Have you ever loved someone who was so beautiful and pure, you couldn't bear to show them your own darkness?



Movie: Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby(2006)


Cal Naughton, Jr.:
There is something I want to get off my chest. It's about that summer, when you went away to community college. I got an offer to do Playgirl Magazine, and I did it. I did a full spread for Playgirl Magazine. I mean spread man, I pulled my butt apart and stuff. I was totally nude. it was weird, I... I mean you probably didn't hear about it because I went under the name of Mike Honcho. But I just wanted you to know that. If you can hear me, if it got into your brain somehow. That I spread my buttcheeks as Mike Honcho.



Movie: Olive, the Other Reindeer (TV)(1999)


Olive:
Martini, are you okay?

Martini:
Shaken, but not stirred.



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Great Movie Quotations

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Movie: Galaxy Quest(1999)


Mathesar:
We were hoping you could come with us. Our people have no commander.


Commander Peter Quincy Taggart:
Mathesar, I think your people have a great commander, sir.


[salutes him]



Movie: UHF(1989)


George Newman:
I need a drink.

Bob:
You don't drink.

George Newman:
Yeah, but I've been meaning to start.



Movie: Oil for the Lamps of China(1935)


Hester Adams Chase:
Two things matter to a man, the woman he loves and the work he does.



Movie: The Adventures of Priscilla, Queen of the Desert(1994)


Tick:
[Tick and Bernadette are discussing what it would be like to have children] What happens if they turn out like Adam?

Bernadette:
You stuff 'em back in and ask for a refund.



Movie: Underground(1941)


Kurt Franken:
I'm not going to let you go on working with those traitors.

Sylvia Helmuth:
Take me back and I'll do anything you want me to do. You'll only take me back.



Movie: The Jackal(1997)


Ian Lamont:
[after the Jackal's cannon is ready for firing] Oh, yeah. Bring on the spall, baby. Hey, I wonder when we're gonna...

The Jackal:
Lamont!


[quietly but menacingly]


The Jackal:
Close your mouth!



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Última receta de Margarita

Tue, 16 Oct 2007 17:43:00 +0000
Esto es una receta distintiva para último Margarita, con tequila,
Cointreau® licor anaranjado, mezcla dulce y amarga y cales. 1
onza Cointreau® el licor anaranjado mezcla dulce y amarga de 1
onza jugo del tequila de 1 onza de 1/4 cal vierte tequila, el
Cointreau, y &#038 dulce; agrie el hielo machacado excedente. Agregue
el jugo de cal. Puede ser hecho congelado poniendo en un mezclador con
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Quotations Update

Today's Quotations:

Movie: Untamed Heart(1993)


Adam:
Once people got use to staying away, they always stayed away. I never got close to anybody.



Movie: Halo 2 (VG)(2004)


Grunt:
[Door opens to many enemies] Arbiter go first, ha ha.



Movie: Kabhi Kabhie - Love Is Life(1976)


Amitabh Malhotra:
[singing] Sometimes the thought crosses my mind / That you were made for me. / Before this you lived among the stars / You were called to earth for me. / Sometimes the thought crosses my mind / That your body, your eyes are in trust for me. / The dense shade of your hair is for me alone, / These lips, these arms are in my trust. / Sometimes the thought crosses my mind / As if wedding music plays on the road. / It is our wedding night and I'm lifting your veil... / You're melting in my arms, blushing with shyness... / Sometimes the thought crosses my mind / That you'll love me forever. / You'll always look at me with love in your eyes... / I know you now belong to another, but still / Sometimes the thought crosses my mind...



Movie: Babe: Pig in the City(1998)


The Pitbull:
[during jelly bean distribution to the hungry animals] Thank the pig.



Movie: Under Fire(1983)


Woman in refugee camp:
[looking at picture of dead Alex Grazier on TV] Did you know the man who was killed?


Claire:
[she nods 'yes']

Woman in refugee camp:
Fifty thousand Nicaraguans have died and now a Yankee. Perhaps now America will be outraged at what has happened here.

Claire:
Perhaps they will.

Woman in refugee camp:
Maybe we should have killed an American journalist fifty years ago.



Movie: Back to the Future(1985)


Dr. Emmett Brown:
[reads the "Save the Clock Tower" flyer and reacts with hope] This is it! This is the answer. It says here... that a bolt of lightning is going to strike the clock tower at precisely 10:04pm, next Saturday night! If we can somehow... *harness* this lightning... *channel* it... into the flux capacitor... it just might work. Next Saturday night, we're sending you back to the future!




Movie: Jack Smith and the Destruction of Atlantis(2006)


Andy Warhol:
[speaking of Jack Smith] The only person I would ever copy. He's just so terrific, and I think he makes the best movies.




Movie: Van Helsing(2004)


Van Helsing:
Bless me father for I have...

Cardinal Jinette:
Sinned! Yes, I know. You're very good at it. You shattered the Rose Window.

Van Helsing:
Well, not to split hairs, but it was Mr. Hyde who did the shattering.


Cardinal Jinette:
Thirteenth century. Over six hundred years old! I wish you a week in hell for that.

Van Helsing:
It would be a nice reprieve.

Cardinal Jinette:
Don't get me wrong. Your results are unquestionable, but your methods attract far too much attention. Wanted posters. We are not pleased.

Van Helsing:
Do you think I like being the most wanted man in Europe? Why don't you and the order do something about it?

Cardinal Jinette:
Because we do not exist.

Van Helsing:
Well then neither do I.

Cardinal Jinette:
When we found you crawling up the steps of this church, half dead, it was clear to all of us that you had been sent to do God's work.

Van Helsing:
Why can't He do it Himself?



Movie: The Magdalene Sisters(2002)


[last lines]

Rose:
I'll write to you.

Bernadette:
Grand.


Rose:
Good luck.



Movie: Adaptation.(2002)


John Laroche:
Look, I'll tell you a story, all right? I once feel deeply, profoundly in love with tropical fish. Had 60 goddamn fish tanks in my house. I skin dived to find just the right ones. Then one day I say fuck fish. I renounce fish. I vow never to set foot in that ocean again. That's how much fuck fish.



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Daily Movie Quotes

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Movie: The Karate Kid(1984)


Daniel:
Wouldn't a fly swatter be easier?

Miyagi:
Man who catch fly with chopstick accomplish anything.

Daniel:
Ever catch one?


Miyagi:
Not yet.



Movie: Fabuleux destin d'Amélie Poulain, Le(2001)


Old Man at the Two Windmills:
Still, true love does exist.

Suzanne, Owner Two Windmills bar:
I know. After 30 years behind a bar, I'm an expert. I'll even give you the recipe. Take two regulars, mix them together and let them stew. It never fails.




Movie: Darkman(1990)


Julie Hastings:
If you're not going to kill me... I have things to do.




Movie: The Karate Kid(1984)


Daniel:
I can't believe this. I cannot believe this.

Miyagi:
What?

Daniel:
What you just got me into in there.


Miyagi:
Huh?

Daniel:
You said you were going to make things better for me.

Miyagi:
But I did.

Daniel:
How?

Miyagi:
How? Just saved you two months beating.

Daniel:
Oh great now I really have something to look forward to.



Movie: X-Men(2000)


Wolverine:
You going to tell me to stay away from your girl?

Cyclops:
If I had to do that, she wouldn't be my girl.

Wolverine:
Well, then I guess you've got nothing to worry about, do ya, Cyclops?

Cyclops:
It must burn you up that a boy like me saved your life, huh? Gotta be careful. I might not be there next time. Oh, and Logan - stay away from my girl.



Movie: Varannan vecka(2006)


Johanna's ex-husband:
We just bought loads of fuck-food, and were on our way home.

Johanna:
Fuck-food?

Johanna's ex-husband:
Yeah, the kind of snacks you eat when you fuck a lot.



Movie: Zathura: A Space Adventure(2005)


Danny:
[when a tiny meteor shatters the urn above their fireplace] Grandma!



Movie: Major Dundee(1965)


Capt. Benjamin Tyreen:
[the command comes across a troop of French cavalry] Congratulations, Major. It seems like you've found yourself a real war after all.



Movie: A Pair of Briefs(1962)


Sidney Pudney:
See you in the dock sometime, as the monkey said to the tramp steamer.



Movie: Ba hai hong ying(1992)


Feng:
[from the English version, Feng thinks Chin is in Hong Kong illegally and drives past a police road block to keep her from being deported. She and Chin get out and ditch Feng's Porsche] Come on, let's go!


Chin:
What about the car?

Feng:
[smiles] It's okay!

Chin:
[puzzled] You're just gonna leave it there?

Feng:
Don't worry about it. The car's stolen.

Chin:
[shocked] So then why did you do that? Now you've committed a crime!

Feng:
It's a crime you being here!


Chin:
But I'm legal.


[reaches into her purse and shows Feng her passport]

Chin:
See? I've got a permit.

Feng:
[jaw drops with disbelief] Eh?! So you're not illegal?!

Chin:
[puzzled again] I never said I was!

Feng:
[groans with disbelief] Oh, why didn't you say so? Come on, let's get outta here!




Movie: Bad Boys(1983)


Mick O'Brien:
I killed your little brother, but he's dead because you didn't stick up for him.



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Film Incentives Cost Mich. Money (AP via Yahoo! Finance)

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