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Monday, January 26, 2009

Today's Movie Quotations

Movie Quotations:



Movie: Gallipoli(1981)


Major Barton:
What your telling me sir and correct me if I'm wrong, is that the infantry attack on Lone Pine, and our Light Horse attack on the Nek are diversions.


Col. Robinson:
Oh not just diversions Major, vital important diversions. Tonight, 25,000 British troops will land here at Suvla Bay. Our attacks are to draw the Turks down on us so the British can get ashore. Sorry I didn't tell you this before, secrecy is vital.

Major Barton:
But sir, the Nek is a fortress. Protected by at least five machine guns at point-blank range.

Col. Robinson:
Yeah, we've considered that Barton. We're gonna hit their trenches with the heaviest barrage of the campaign just before your men go over the top.

Artillery Officer:
By the time we've finished, there won't be a Turk within miles.

Col. Robinson:
The Turks can keep us pinned down at ANZAC forever. This new British landing is our only hope. We must do what we can to make it succeed. Because of it does succeed, we'll have Constantinople with a week, and knock Turkey out of the war.



Movie: Tales of Symphonia (VG)(2003)


Sheena Fujibayashi:
It looks like I have an strong afinity for falling down holes.



Movie: Dalkomhan insaeng(2005)


Mu-sung:
Apologize, then nothing will happen. "I. Was. Wrong." Three little words. If you say those three words, nothing horrible will happen. "I. Was. Wrong." Just three words.

Sun-woo:
Fuck. Off. Asshole.



Movie: Hak hap(1996)


Michael:
I like it here, it's quiet. Nobody ever bothers a librarian.



Movie: Van Wilder(2002)


Van Wilder:
It's a date.

Gwen:
It's an interview.

Van Wilder:
First dates are interviews.



Movie: Orange County(2002)


Lance:
You banged mom?



Movie: Adventures in Babysitting(1987)


Daryl:
You gotta be shittin me.

Chris:
Watch your mouth!

Daryl:
Watch my mouth? You gotta be shittin me!



Movie: Dark Passage(1947)


Baker:
I learned some things that even I never knew before.



Movie: Magical Mystery Tour (TV)(1967)


Mrs. Starkey, Ringo's Auntie:
Now shut up!

Richard Starkey:
Shut up- to me? I've had enough of it! I can't stand it any more! I'm gettin' off! Off!


Mrs. Starkey, Ringo's Auntie:
Don't get historical!



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Movie Quotations Update

Today's Movie Quotations:



Movie: Once Upon a Forest(1993)


Russell:
Wait a minute! I know how to get up there. We'll use Cornelius' Flapper-Wing-A-Ma-Thing.

Edgar:
Russell, good thinking! We'll FLY to the top of the cliff!

Willy:
You don't really mean "fly"?

Waggs:
You heard 'em, Willy. They'll flap their little paws & fly like birdies.


[laughing]



Movie: Face/Off(1997)


Dr. Eve Archer:
Happy Birthday, Mikey. He took our baby, Sean. He took our little boy.



Movie: Jacob Two Two Meets the Hooded Fang(1999)


Mr. Fish:
[introducing the Hooded Fang] It is my pleasure... to introduce a man... did I say a man? I meant a low-down rat!



Movie: Babylon 5: In the Beginning (TV)(1998)


President:
Are we on? This is... this is the President. I have just been informed that the midrange military bases at Beta Durani and Proxima 3 have fallen to the Minbari advance. We have lost contact with Io and must presume they have fallen to an advance force. Intelligence believes the Minbari intend to bypass Mars and hit Earth directly. They say the attack could come at any time. We have... we have continued to broadcast our surrender and a plea for mercy. They have not responded. We can only conclude that we stand at the twilight of the human race. To buy time for more evacuation transports to leave Earth, we ask for the support of every ship capable of fighting to take part in a last defense of our home world. We will not lie to you: survival is not a possibility. Those who enter the battle will never come back. But for every ten minutes we can delay the enemy advance, several hundred more civilians may be able to escape to neutral territory. Though Earth may fall, the human race must have a chance to continue elsewhere. No greater sacrifice has ever been asked of a people. But I ask you now to step forward one last time, one last battle to hold the line against the night. God go with you all.



Movie: Ohayô(1959)


Isamu:
A mess, isn't it?

Minoru:
Fun, isn't it?



Movie: V for Vendetta(2005)


[Finch looks out his window on the morning of November 4]

Finch:
Tonight's your big night. Are you ready for it?... Are we ready for it?



Movie: Magnolia(1999)


Narrator:
In the New York Herald, November 26, year 1911, there is an account of the hanging of three men. They died for the murder of Sir Edmund William Godfrey; Husband, Father, Pharmacist and all around gentle-man resident of: Greenberry Hill, London. He was murdered by three vagrants whose motive was simple robbery. They were identified as: Joseph Green, Stanley Berry, and Daniel Hill. Green, Berry, Hill. And I Would Like To Think This was Only A Matter Of Chance. As reported in the Reno Gazzette, June of 1983 there is the story of a fire, the water that it took to contain the fire, and a scuba diver named Delmer Darion. Employee of the Peppermill Hotel and Casino, Reno, Nevada. Engaged as a blackjack dealer. Well liked and well regarded as a physical, recreational and sporting sort, Delmer's true passion was for the lake. As reported by the coroner, Delmer died of a heart attack somewhere between the lake and the tree. A most curious side note is the suicide the next day of Craig Hansen. Volunteer firefighter, estranged father of four and a poor tendency to drink. Mr. Hansen was the pilot of the plane that quite accidentally lifted Delmer Darion out of the water. Added to this, Mr. Hansen's tortured life met before with Delmer Darion just two nights previous. The weight of the guilt and the measure of coincidence so large, Craig Hansen took his life. And I Am Trying To Think This Was All Only A Matter Of Chance. The tale told at a 1961 awards dinner for the American Association Of Forensic Science by Dr. Donald Harper, president of the association, began with a simple suicide attempt. Seventeen year old Sydney Barringer. In the city of Los Angeles on March 23, 1958. The coroner ruled that the unsuccessful suicide had suddenly become a successful homicide. To explain: The suicide was confirmed by a note, left in the breast pocket of Sydney Barringer. At the same time young Sydney stood on the ledge of this nine story building, an argument swelled three stories below. The neighbors heard, as they usually did, the arguing of the tenants and it was not uncommon for them to threaten each other with a shotgun, or one of the many handguns kept in the house. And when the shotgun accidentaly went off, Sydney just happend to pass. Added to this, the two tenants turned out to be: Fay and Arthur Barringer. Sydney's mother and Sydney's father. When confronted with the charge, which took some figuring out for the officers on the scene of the crime, Fay Barringer swore that she did not know that the gun was loaded. A young boy who lived in the building, sometimes a visitor and friend to Sydney Barringer said that he had seen, six days prior the loading of the shotgun. It seems that the arguing and the fighting and all of the violence was far too much for Sydney Barringer and knowing his mother and father's tendency to fight, he decided to do something. Sydney Barringer jumps from the ninth floor rooftop. His parents argue three stories below. Her accidental shotgun blast hits Sydney in the stomach as he passes the arguing sixth floor window. He is killed instantly but continues to fall, only to find, three stories below, a safety net installed three days prior for a set of window washers that would have broken his fall and saved his life if not for the hole in his stomach. So Fay Barringer was charged with the murder of her son and Sydney Barringer noted as an accomplice in his own death. And it is in the humble opinion of this narrator that this is not just "Something That Happened." This cannot be "One of those things...” This, please, cannot be that. And for what I would like to say, I can't. This Was Not Just A Matter Of Chance. Ohhhh. These strange things happen all the time.



Movie: Making of 'Jackass: The Movie' (TV)(2002)


Preston Lacy:
Only a true dork wears three pairs of underwear to keep from getting de-pants by a midget.



Movie: Oblivion(1994)


Doc Valentine:
I want booze! Now!



Movie: D.O.A.(1950)


Frank Bigelow:
Who's the blonde?

Eddie:
Oh she's one of the chicks that hang around here, she's jive crazy.




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More Lines from Movies

Lines from Movies:



Movie: Oily Hare(1952)


Bugs Bunny:
[singing to the tune of "Home on the Range"] Oh, give me a home / Where da billionaires roam / An' de oil and da cattlemen play / Wit dere gushin' oil wells / An' super hotels / An' count up dere money all day / An' dat ain't hay.



Movie: Ollie Hopnoodle's Haven of Bliss (TV)(1988)


Ralph's Mother:
[in a high pitched voice] Boys! Come on, breakfast is ready!


[radio shorts out and breaks]




Movie: Uncle Buck(1989)


[Chanice is listening to an answering machine message from Buck]

Buck:
I think about those two little dimples on your buns. Hahaha.

Chanice Kobolowski:
Dimples!


Buck:
What do we call them? One... one was on the right, 'was Lyndon and left was...

Chanice Kobolowski:
It's Johnson.

Buck:
Johnson.


[Chanice laughs]

Buck:
And then there was your boobs we did. Now, your boobs were Minnie and Mickey, I remember that because of Disneyworld. And Felix! Felix is what we called your...


[cut to the next scene, where a cat meows loudly]



Movie: Adventures in Babysitting(1987)


[Brenda has been at the bus station downtown for so long, she's starving. She tentatively approaches a hot dog vendor]

Brenda:
Uh, those are hot dogs, right?

Hot Dog Vendor:
Yeah, want one?

Brenda:
Mmm, yeah I'd love one.

Hot Dog Vendor:
That'll be two bucks.

Hot Dog Vendor:
[Brenda hands him a check, he stares incredulously] A check?


Brenda:
Yeah, but it's a good check. See, Chris' mom wrote it to Chris 'cause Chris bought her something, I can't remember what. Then I bought Chris some press-on nails, I gave Chris the difference, and she wrote the check over to me. So I'll write the check over to you, you keep the difference, and I'll take the hot dog. So, you got a pen?

Hot Dog Vendor:
Get outta here!

Brenda:
Wait! I'm starving, you'd rather throw it away than give it to me?

Hot Dog Vendor:
I work on a cash-only basis.

Brenda:
But it's a perfectly good check!

Hot Dog Vendor:
No! I'll make it very clear. you slip me the cash, and I'll slip you the wiener.

Brenda:
But I don't have any cash!

Hot Dog Vendor:
Then I don't have a wiener!



Movie: Van Wilder(2002)


Taj:
Is that all you people think about? Getting fucked up?



Movie: Back to the Future Part III(1990)


Doc:
Clara! Climb out here to me!

Clara Clayton:
I don't know if i can...

Doc:
You can do it, just don't look down!


[Clara looks down at the churning wheels]

Doc:
That's it!



[Clara climbs over the cab and steps her high-heeled boots onto the train's thin, precarious ledge]

Marty McFly:
[Into walkie talkie] Sixty miles an hour doc!



Movie: The Da Vinci Code(2006)


Remy Jean:
I could run them over.



Movie: Back to the Future(1985)


George McFly:
Last night, Darth Vader came down from planet Vulcan and told me that if I didn't take Lorraine out that he'd melt my brain.



Movie: Dangerous Liaisons(1988)


Marquise de Merteuil:
You'll find the shame is like the pain, you only feel it once.



Movie: Hail the Conquering Hero(1944)


Singer:
I got to have cooperation. I sing for him in seven flats. And he


[indicating bandleader]

Singer:
won't play it in seven flats.

American Legion Bandleader:
We don't know how to play in seven flats. We're not musicians.


Singer:
You don't have to tell me.



Movie: Half Baked(1998)


Kenny:
I love horses.

Cop:
I love horses.


Kenny:
I love Butterstuff.

Cop:
Buttercup!

Kenny:
Butternuts!

Cop:
BUTTERCUP!

Kenny:
Cup!



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Daphne Tisch:
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Oscar:
Hey Jimmy.

Jimmy:
Hi Tadpole. Back for Thanksgiving?

Oscar:
That’s right.

Jimmy:
What happened to your hair?

Oscar:
I combed it.

Jimmy:
Oh. I don’t like it.

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Oscar and I…

Oscar:
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Movie: Haggard: The Movie(2003)


Wallet Guy:
There's gotta be a fucking five in here somewhere.



Movie: Tales from the Hood(1995)


Billy:
You quit because you're a pussy.

Strom:
You're a goddamn pussy.



Movie: The Eagle Has Landed(1976)


Corpral Kuniski:
Hello Grandfather!

Laker Armsby (standing in a grave):
Foreigners?

Corpral Kuniski:
Polish. Corpral Kuniski.

Laker Armsby:
Kuniski? Well, that's not your fault, son, is it?



Movie: Uprising (TV)(2001)


Simha 'Kazik' Rotem:
You are all under arrest, put down your weapons and return immediately to the Umschlagplatz!



Movie: X-Men: The Last Stand(2006)


[last lines]


Prof. Charles Xavier:
[after credits] Hello, Moira.

Dr. Moira MacTaggart:
Charles?



Movie: Once Upon a Forest(1993)


Phineas:
Is there a ray of hope?

Wrens:
[in unison] A ray of hope?


Edgar:
[imitating Phineas] Yes, there is a ray of hope! Brothers & sisters, we can SAVE Bosworth!

Wrens:
HALLELUJAH!



Movie: Valley of the Dolls(1967)


Neely O'Hara:
[catching her husband in the pool with a girl] Having fun, kiddies? Don't mind me. Go right ahead! I'll watch.



[girl runs away, naked, into the house]

Neely O'Hara:
You'd better run, you little tramp. How dare you contaminate my pool! Here.


[emptiesl bottle of alcohol into the pool]

Neely O'Hara:
Maybe this will disinfect it.



Movie: The Taking of Pelham One Two Three(1974)


Hooker:
Listen, you little prick. Twenty bucks wouldn't buy you a good night kiss.




Movie: Halo (VG)(2001)


343 Guilty Spark:
I am a genius. Hee hee hee!



Movie: The Opposite of Sex(1998)


Sheriff Carl Tippett:
What's the point of sleeping with you if it doesn't get your attention?



Movie: Keskpäevane praam(1967)



Boy:
Behind a smashed face, there's always the fear.



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