Lines from Movies for Today

Today's Lines from Movies:

Movie: Ulzana's Raid(1972)


McIntosh:
Ke-Ni-Tay reckons that Horowitz shot the woman and then made a run for it with the boy. When they got his horse, he killed himself. Good man, that Horowitz.



Movie: Backdraft(1991)


Firefighter Brian McCaffrey:
You had to do it, didn't you? Had to be the big Mick Man, taking on the fire bare-handed instead of protecting your probe?

Lt. Steven McCaffrey:
I *had it* under control! He just wouldn't listen to me!

Firefighter Brian McCaffrey:
He's a *candidate*! YOUR RESPONSIBILITY! You shouldn't have had him up there in the *first place*!


[Steven walks away]


Firefighter Brian McCaffrey:
YOU BURNED HIM, STEVEN!

Lt. Steven McCaffrey:
FUCK YOU!


[keeps walking away]

Firefighter Brian McCaffrey:
Don't you walk away from me...


[Steven turns aroung and slugs Brian]

Firefighter Brian McCaffrey:
[Brian goes after Steven, resulting in a brawl]




Movie: Queen Kelly(1929)


Kitty Kelly, aka Queen Kelly:
[stunned to learn that Wolfram is engaged to the Queen] He's going... to marry... you?

Queen Regina V:
*I* am going to marry *HIM*!



Movie: The Madness of King George(1994)


George III:
Good evening, Mrs. King.

Queen Charlotte:
Good evening, Mr. King.




Movie: Dad's Army(1971)


Cpt. George Mainwaring:
I could have sworn that they would never break through the Maginot line.

Sgt. Arthur Wilson:
Quite right sir, they didn't.


Cpt. George Mainwaring:
I thought now. I'm a pretty good judge of these matters you know Wilson.

Sgt. Arthur Wilson:
They went round the side.

Cpt. George Mainwaring:
I see... they what!

Sgt. Arthur Wilson:
They went round the side.

Cpt. George Mainwaring:
That's a typical shabby Nazi trick, you see the sort of people we're up against Wilson.

Sgt. Arthur Wilson:
Most unreliable sir.



Movie: Daffy Duck's Movie: Fantastic Island(1983)


Yosemite Sam:
Set'er down. Set'er down here!


[Taz drops the cannon, causing it to fire at Sam's face]


Yosemite Sam:
Ooh! I'll shiver his timbers and I'll baton his hatch and keel-haul his kuppers!



Movie: Dane Cook: Vicious Circle (TV)(2006)


Dane Cook:
And you know that family, every few months, for years, from time to time, whatever it is they're doing they would just stop, stop and look at each other and go... what the fuck did they take?



Movie: Undercover Blues(1993)


Muerte:
Hello. Do you know who this is?

Jeff Blue:
Well, you have a very sexy voice, but, hey, I'm a happily married man.

Muerte:
You gonna die, Blue. I gonna kill you.

Jeff Blue:
[laughing] Who is this again?

Muerte:
This is Muerte.


Jeff Blue:
Oh, hi, Morty.

Muerte:
No! No Morty! MUERTE! DEATH!

Jeff Blue:
Yeah, okay, death...

Muerte:
You gonna die, Blue.

Jeff Blue:
Look, Morty, it's late. What's the bottom line?

Muerte:
The bottom line is I gonna kill you.

Jeff Blue:
Look, Morty, don't call here again unless you want to have, like, a serious conversation, okay?



Movie: C.H.U.D.(1984)


Mrs. Monroe:
Cooper, you son of a bitch. I'm in jail. I only get one phone call. You think I wanna waste it talking to some goddamn fucking machine?




Movie: X-Men: The Last Stand(2006)


Logan:
The whole world's going to hell, you gonna just sit there?



Movie: Tales of the Abyss (VG)(2005)


Anise Tatlin:
Colonel, what's your secret for being so strong?

Jade Curtiss:
Simple. I drink people's blood.

Anise Tatlin:
Huh?


Jade Curtiss:
It's so difficult when people take me seriously.



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Horatio Jackson:
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Great Movie Quotations

Movie Quotations:

Movie: Dark Planet(1996)


[last lines]

Salera Elizabeth Hawke:
On June 4th, 2638, the starship Scilla landed on the Dark Planet. My name is Salera Elizabeth Hawke and I was born twelve months later.



Movie: The Tao of Steve(2000)


Dex:
Steve is the prototypical cool American male. Y'know, I'm talking about Steve McGarrett, alright? Steve Austin, Steve McQueen. Y'know, he's the guy on his horse, the guy alone. He has his own code of honor, his own code of ethics, his own rules of living, man. He never, ever tries to impress the women but he always gets the girl.



Movie: Wagon Master(1950)


Travis Blue:
[of the indians] Near as I can figure out, he don't seem to like white menn.

Sandy:
Yeah, he say's we're all thieves.

Elder Wiggs:
Smarter then he looks!



[Sandy speaks Navajo, evidently translating what Elder Wiggs had just said]

Elder Wiggs:
Don't tell him that, you fool! Tell him we're Mormans!


[the Navajos speak in their native touge, mutterring "Mormany" repeatedly]

Elder Wiggs:
What'd he say?

Sandy:
Say's the Mormans are his brothers. Say's they ain't big thieves like most white men. Just little thieves.

Elder Wiggs:
Right complementery, ain't he?



Movie: D2: The Mighty Ducks(1994)



Russ Tyler:
Hey yo, team U.S.A., what you gonna do today, a million jumpin' jacks?

Portman:
Man this kid's crazier than me. Just forget him!


[Jesse comes to the front]

Jesse:
Man I'm gettin' sick of you!

Russ Tyler:
And I'm gettin' sick of seein' the U.S.A. represented by a bunch of whining babies!

Jesse:
Well, too bad you can't back up that mouth!



Movie: Halloweentown (TV)(1998)


Sophie 'Soapy' Cromwell:
I wanna help you fight the bad thing!



Movie: Kelly's Heroes(1970)


Big Joe:
...There's no booze, there's no broads, there's no action!

Captain Maitland:
That's another thing - don't fool around with the women. Their husbands carry guns. And don't forget, the penalty for looting is death.

Big Joe:
Loot what? There's nothing here to loot!



Movie: Keeping the Faith(2000)


[showing teenage Jake how to do the sign of the cross]



Movie: Across the Universe(2007)


[from trailer]

JoJo:
Music is the only thing that makes sense anymore... play it loud enough and it keeps the demons at bay.



Movie: Valley of the Dolls(1967)


Anne Welles:
Neely, you know it's bad to take liquor with those pills.

Neely O'Hara:
They work faster.



Movie: The Dark Corner(1946)


Bradford Galt:
I can be framed easier than "Whistler's Mother".



Movie: Uncle Buck(1989)


Tia:
Uncle Buck?

Buck:
Yeah?

Tia:
Got a minute?

Buck:
I got lots of minutes.

Tia:
Now that everything's okay with my grandfather, I want to go out tomorrow night.


Buck:
You can go crazy after I leave. Until then, I'm not letting you out.

Tia:
You just can't find any way to be cool can you?

Buck:
You mean easy? No.

Tia:
I mean decent!

Buck:
You mean blind!

Tia:
Who are you trying to score points with? My parents? How many times have they had you over here since we moved? Try none until they went up shit creek and got stuck!

Buck:
Get used on your parent's time.



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Movie: Vacation(1983)


Aunt Edna:
Why don't you just ask him for the money, Eddie? He sure as Hell can't take a hint.

Cousin Eddie:
Well, I didn't want to ask you, Clark, you know, but could you maybe spare a little extra cash?

Clark:
Sure, Eddie, how much do you need?

Cousin Eddie:
About fifty-two thousand dollars.



Movie: Vampire Savior EX Edition (VG)(1998)


Baby Bonnie "B.B" Hood/Bulleta:
I've lost my way. Seriously!



Movie: Uprising (TV)(2001)


Simha 'Kazik' Rotem:
You are all under arrest, put down your weapons and return immediately to the Umschlagplatz!



Movie: X-Men: The Last Stand(2006)


[last lines]


Prof. Charles Xavier:
[after credits] Hello, Moira.

Dr. Moira MacTaggart:
Charles?



Movie: Baby's Day Out(1994)


Eddie:
[Baby Bink just got a way from the villains again ater many times, but this time by crawling into a small sewer tunnel] No problem, fellas. It ain't a hole. It's a tunnel. And what's every tunnel got?

Norby:
Ooh! Don't tell me! I know, I know, I know. It's uh, uh, uh - -...

Veeko:
Tollbooth at the end.

Eddie:
Are you always this stupid, or do you do this just to annoy me?



Movie: Darling(1965)


Diana Scott:
Imagine if...

Miles Brand:
What?

Diana Scott:
It took three.

Miles Brand:
Took three?

Diana Scott:
Sexes. To make a child.

Miles Brand:
Very entertaining.

Diana Scott:
Everything would be different, wouldn't it, quite different, with three sexes.

Miles Brand:
Haven't we got enough problems with two?




Movie: Under Siege 2: Dark Territory(1995)


Casey Ryback:
You think this is being shot? This ain't being shot.



Movie: Madame Bovary(1949)


Gustave Flaubert:
She had learned to be a woman for whom experience would always be a prison, and freedom would lie always beyond the horizon.



Movie: Easter Yeggs(1947)


Easter Rabbit:
But you can't quit now. You'll give the Easter Rabbit a bad name.

Bugs Bunny:
I already have a bad name for the Easter Rabbit.



Movie: Out Cold(2001)


Pigpen:
Here's what I don't get, alright, is you met this chick and you got freaky-deaky with her and then poof. She disappears. How's there a problem with that?



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