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Movie: The Odd Couple II(1998)


Sheriff:
Okay, now explain to me one more time how the rental car caught fire and exploded.

Oscar Madison:
He called me a shithead and punched the car, it went rolling down a cliff.

Sheriff:
Why did you punch the car?

Felix Ungar:
Because the shithead threw the directions out the window and left my suitcase at the rental car agency.

Sheriff:
Why did you throw the directions out the window?


Oscar Madison:
Because they caught fire from my cigar ashes and were burning on my crotch!

Felix Ungar:
The first time he's been hot down there for years.

Oscar Madison:
I just wanted you to know what it felt like down there...

Sheriff:
OK, boys, settle down. You two don't get along too well, do you?

Oscar Madison:
Oh, that's not true. There was a period of 17 years that was wonderful. Then unfortunately we saw each other again.



Movie: Laberinto del fauno, El(2006)


Mayor:
Have I told you that I was acquainted with your father, Captain?

Capitán Vidal:
No. I had no idea.

Mayor:
In Morocco. I knew him only briefly, but he left a great impression.

Capitán Vidal:
An excellent soldier.

Mayor:
The men in his battalion said that when General Vidal died on the battlefield, he smashed his watch on a rock so that his son would know the exaxt hour and minute of his death. So he would know how a brave man dies.

Capitán Vidal:
Nonsense. He didn't own a watch.




Movie: Under Fire(1983)


Woman in refugee camp:
[looking at picture of dead Alex Grazier on TV] Did you know the man who was killed?


Claire:
[she nods 'yes']

Woman in refugee camp:
Fifty thousand Nicaraguans have died and now a Yankee. Perhaps now America will be outraged at what has happened here.

Claire:
Perhaps they will.

Woman in refugee camp:
Maybe we should have killed an American journalist fifty years ago.



Movie: Out for Justice(1991)


Detective Gino Felino NYPD:
Anybody seen Richie? Anybody know why Richie did Bobby Lupo?



Movie: Unforgiven(1992)


[Little Bill tells the real story of English Bob's gunfight]

Little Bill Daggett:
First off, Corky Corcoran never carried two guns. Though he should have.

W.W. Beauchamp:
But... no, no, he was called "Two-Gun Corcoran."

Little Bill Daggett:
Well, a lot of people did call him "Two-Gun" but it wasn't on account of him sporting two pistols. It was because he had a dick that was so big it was longer than the barrel of that Walker Colt he carried.




Movie: VeggieTales: Lord of the Beans (V)(2005)


Billboy Baggypants:
Today is my twelvety twoth birthday. I'm twice as tall as half of you and half as short as twice of you.



Movie: Madagascar(2005)


Marty the Zebra:
[whispering] It's the man!



Today's Movie News

Receta de Minttini

Sun, 01 Jun 2008 02:48:00 +0000
Una receta el tentar para Minttini, con la vodka, el menthe de de de
nata blanco y el vermú. 1 porción de nata de de del menthe el 1/2 de
vermú blanco de la pieza 2 porciones de sacudida de la vodka todos
los ingredientes con los cubos del hielo, entonces vierte en un
cristal de martini. Adorne con una hoja mint. Sirva en un cristal del
coctel.

Point. Barre/ - Libération

Thu, 28 Feb 2008 16:21:00 GMT
Il faut avoir assisté au moins une fois dans sa vie à une importante réunion de décideurs pour priser, à s’en boucher les narines, tout l’épice de l’expression «point ...

Receta de Martini del mocha

Sun, 01 Jun 2008 14:48:00 +0000
Compruebe fuera de esta receta deliciosa para el mocha Martini, con el
licor de la vodka de Stolichnaya, de café de Kahlua y el cacao de de
de nata. ingredientes de 1 de la onza de nata de de del cacao el 1/2
onza Kahlua de café del licor 2 el 1/2 onza Stolichnaya mezcla de la
vodka en una coctelera con hielo y tensión en un cristal enfriado de
martini. Servicio en un cristal del coctel.

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