Today's Movie Quotations

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Movie: Dangerous Beauty(1998)


Domenico Venier:
If I didn't know you better I'd think you have the feigned indifference of a man in love. Go on son. Tell the truth and shame the devil.



Movie: The Adventures of Baron Munchausen(1988)


[the sound of the Turks' cannons being fired]

Baron Munchausen:
They're inviting us to defeat them! We must oblige them!



Movie: Under a Killing Moon (VG)(1994)


Tex Murphy:
Ah, Sylvia. My ex-wife. Whenever I think things can't get any worse, I think about her and how she totally screwed up my life. She's a woman who loves a man; *any* man, *any* time. I'll never forget the day I came home early and caught her with the upholstery man. I married her for better or worse. Unfortunately, it never got any better.



Movie: D.C. Cab(1983)


Dell:
I don't work January the 8th, 'cause it's Elvis' birthday.


[imitates Elvis]

Dell:
Oh hunh-hunh!



Movie: Tall Tale(1995)


Daniel Hackett:
Somebody has to do something.



Movie: Osmosis Jones(2001)


Drix:
Where did you study?


Osmosis:
Study? When you grow up on the wrong side of the digestive track, you ain't got no money for no fancy schools.

Drix:
Oh...

Osmosis:
I'm not kiddin', man. My school was Crack Central.

Drix:
Oh?

Osmosis:
No, it was IN the crack. Right in the stanky, puckered center.



Movie: The Odd Couple II(1998)


Thelma:
Oscar, what are two wide-awake girls going to do with one hunky, funny guy?

Oscar Madison:
Why don't we all write a suggestion on a piece of paper?




Movie: X2(2003)


Magneto:
What's your name?

Pyro:
John.

Magneto:
What's your real name, John?

Pyro:
Pyro.




Movie: The Usual Suspects(1995)


Fenster:
You do some time, they never let you go. You know. They treat you like a criminal. *I'm* not a criminal.


Hockney:
You *are* a criminal.

Fenster:
Now why'd you got to go and do that? (I'm) trying to make a point.



Movie: Kavkazskaya plennitsa, ili Novye priklyucheniya Shurika(1966)


[Comrade Saakhov is negotiating with Nina's uncle to buy her as his bride. Her uncle demands 25 rams. Saakhov pretests that the region has not yet met the Soviet quota for fleeces]

Nina's uncle:
Aren't you confusing your own fleece with the State's?

comrade Saakhov:
I, among other things, Comrade Jabrial, was appointed here to watch over State interests. You'd better sit down.



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Tong’s back with favourite genre of movies (The Star)

Fri, 07 Mar 2008 23:21:09 GMT
KUALA LUMPUR: Singaporean di-rector Kelvin Tong is back with his favourite genre – a horror thriller, this time revolving around cops titled Rule#1.

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Quotes for Today

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Movie: Major Dundee(1965)


Maj. Amos Dundee:
You thieves, renegades, deserters, you gentlemen of the South. I want some volunteers. I want volunteers to fight the Apache Sierra Charriba. I need horse soldiers - men who can ride, men who can shoot. In return, I promise you nothing... saddle sores, short rations, maybe a bullet in your belly... and free air to breathe, fair share of tobacco, quarter pay... and my good will and best offices for pardons and paroles when I get back.



Movie: D.E.B.S.(2003)


Amy:
[looking at Lucy through binoculars] Wow. Lucy Diamond, she's...

Max:
What?

Amy:
Real.



Movie: The Queen(2006)


Alastair Campbell:
They, er, sent a copy of the Queen's speech. Might want to scrape the frost off it first... Oh, I phoned them with a couple of suggestions, to make it sound like it came from a human being.

Tony Blair:
Yeah, all right, Alastair.

Alastair Campbell:
Well, at least the old bat's finally agreed to visit Diana's coffin.

Tony Blair:
You know, when you get it wrong, you really get it wrong! That woman has given her whole life in service to her people. Fifty years doing a job SHE never wanted! A job she watched kill her father. She's executed it with honor, dignity, and, as far as I can tell, without a single blemish, and now we're all baying for her blood! All because she's struggling to lead the world in mourning for someone who... who threw everything she offered back in her face. And who, for the last few years, seemed committed 24/7 to destroying everything she holds most dear!



Movie: X-Men: The Last Stand(2006)


Dr. Hank McCoy:
My boy, I've been fighting for mutant rights since before you had claws.

Logan:
Did he just call me boy?



Movie: Date Movie(2006)


[Grant is serenading Julia with a boombox]

Angry Neighbor:
Get an iPod!




Movie: Quicksand(1950)


Bar customer:
Hey how does he rate all that dough?



Movie: Undercover Brother(2002)


Undercover Brother:
Solid!



Movie: Sabrina(1954)


Baron St. Fontanel:
A woman happily in love, she burns the souffle. A woman unhappily in love, she forgets to turn on the oven.



Movie: Vanilla Sky(2001)


David:
Somebody died. It was me.



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A peine lancée, la saison des Oscars menacée d'exploser en vol

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Receta azul profunda

Fri, 07 Mar 2008 18:52:00 +0000
Una receta scrumptious para el azul profundo, con la vodka de Absolut,
el licor azul de Bols Curacao y Champán. 1 vodka azul de Absolut del
cl de Champán 3 del cl del licor 2 de Bols Curacao del cl revuelve la
vodka y el curacao azul junto con el hielo en un cristal. Remate con
champán, y caiga una cereza azul del maraschino al fondo. Sirva en un
cristal del coctel.

Bébé. Une comédie conçue comme une recette de cuisine.

Sun, 10 Feb 2008 22:12:00 GMT
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Great Quotes

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Movie: Halo (VG)(2001)


Grunt:
[after killing you] Can I keep his helmet?



Movie: The Untouchables(1987)


Malone:
If you're afraid of getting a rotten apple, don't get it from the barrel, get it off the tree.



Movie: Waiting for Guffman(1996)


[Corky and Libby are playing a World War II era couple in "Red, White and Blaine"]

Libby Mae Brown:
[as "Ima"] I hear that French girls... are very pretty... that they wear the finest of clothes. I also hear that they are experts... in the ways of love.

Corky St. Clair:
[as "Monty"] Ima... I'm going to fight for my country! To fight... and yes, perhaps die... so that young men from here to Timbuktu can feel the wind of freedom blowin' through their hairrrrr!



Movie: Tarzan(1999)


[Terk and Tarzan are wrestling]

Tantor:
Whoa! Okay. It's all fun and games till someone loses an eye.




Movie: Major League(1989)


Roger Dorn:
I only got one thing to say to you, Vaughn. Strike this motherfucker out!



Movie: Backbeat(1994)


John Lennon:
You can't do your solo spots any more, Stu.

Stuart Sutcliffe:
Why not?

John Lennon:
Because it's shite.

Stuart Sutcliffe:
Give it to me straight. Let's not beat around the bush.



Movie: Absolute Power(1997)


Medical Examiner:
Looks like he tried to strangle her.

Seth Frank:
He strangled her, then he went to the door to shoot her from behind?

Medical Examiner:
He also inspected her vagina.

Seth Frank:
He did WHAT? Why?


Laura Simon:
Maybe he didn't remember that he did her.

Seth Frank:
A strong burglar with a weak mind. Obviously another open-and-shut case.



Movie: The Usual Suspects(1995)


[Keaton is introducing quiet Verbal to the other suspects in the cell]

Keaton:
His name is Verbal. Verbal Kint.


McManus:
Verbal?

Keaton:
Yeah.

Verbal:
Roger, really. People say I talk too much.

Hockney:
Yeah, I was just gonna tell you to shut up.



Movie: MacArthur(1977)


Soldier:
He's the greatest General since Sergeant York!



Movie: V for Vendetta(2005)


Valerie:
But America's war grew worse and worse and eventually it came to London. After that there were no roses anymore. Not for anyone.



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Actress Bai Ling fined for disturbing peace

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Movie Quotations Update

Today's Movie Quotations:

Movie: The Tao of Steve(2000)


Dex:
Look at me. Look at me, okay? Technically, I shouldn't be getting laid, but I do. And do you know why, Dave? Because when I'm hanging out with a woman, that's all I'm doing is hanging out, talking, listening. I'm not sitting there thinking about how to get in bed with her. And this completely confuses them because they're saying "Wait a minute. I'm so much better looking than this guy. Isn't he attracted to me?" The basic principle: We pursue that which retreats from us.

Rick:
It's from Heidegger.

Unnamed Guy Playing Poker:
Groucho Marks said the same thing. "Act like a woman can't join your club, and she'll do almost anything to get in."



Movie: Maccheroni(1985)


Antonio:
Ah, it's beautiful to waste time.




Movie: Velvet Goldmine(1998)


Curt Wild:
The world is changed because you are made of ivory and gold. The curves of your lips rewrite history.



Movie: Xenosaga Episode I: Chikara he no ishi (VG)(2002)


Shion Uzuki:
C'mon, Allen! Show them your gratitude.

Allen Ridgeley:
Ah... right.


[to Matthews]

Allen Ridgeley:
Thank heavens you were around to rescue us. We almost became space dust out there because of my stubborn boss here... Argh!


[Shion stepped on Allen's foot]



Movie: The Adventures of Mark Twain(1944)


Mark Twain:
It's time.

Mark Twain:
[Dark side] I'm still considering whether to go. I haven't seen an atom of truth that there is a future life.

Mark Twain:
Yet I am strongly inclined to expect one. Anyway, don't be such a sissy in the face of a real adventure.




Movie: Darkness Falls(2003)


Kyle:
When this hospital goes dark. We're all dead.



Movie: Our Little Girl(1935)


Elsa Middleton:
Young lady, who do you work for?

Molly Middleton:
For you.

Elsa Middleton:
And who does Mommy work for?

Molly Middleton:
For Daddy.

Elsa Middleton:
And who does Daddy work for?


Molly Middleton:
For the butcher and grocer and the tax-collector and the telephone company.



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Prime Time TV Tonight: Follow "The Road to Perdition" on ABC

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Midnight Movies Nights (antiMUSIC)

Fri, 07 Mar 2008 05:26:24 GMT
(PR) Midnight Movies follow their sophomore LP Lion The Girl with the Nights EP, due digitally March 11 on New Line Records, a combination of their retrospective discography re-mixed and the surreptitious gratification derived from the live experience.

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Movie Quotations Update

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Movie: Paint Your Wagon(1969)


Rumson:
You show me in them commandments where it says a woman cain't have two husbands.

Pardner:
There AIN'T no commandment like that.




Movie: Maid in Manhattan(2002)


Christopher:
Do I look as stupid as you think I am?

Jerry Siegel:
No. No, I mean, you're not stupid. What, what are you talking about?



Movie: Vampire Savior EX Edition (VG)(1998)


Demitri Maximov:
Let the bloody roses bloom dyed in crimson...



Movie: Quo Vadis(1951)


Petronius:
[after seeing Rome consumed by flames] Now indeed, Nero has his place in history.




Latest Movie News

Apple falls short of target for rental movies; Jobs 'not happy' (San Jose Mercury News)

Thu, 06 Mar 2008 23:54:21 GMT
NEW YORK - Apple Inc. has fallen substantially short of its target of having 1,000 movies available for rent on its Apple TV set-top box by the end of February, and is blaming studios for the discrepancy.

Tech Bytes: Viewers still prefer TVs for movies (Winston-Salem Journal)

Thu, 06 Mar 2008 08:26:19 GMT
Despite all the hype about downloading movies from the Internet, few people bother with them, according to a new report by research firm The Diffusion Group (TDG).

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