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Movie: Halo 2 (VG)(2004)
Grunt:
[Door opens to many enemies] Arbiter go first, ha ha.
Movie: The R.M.(2003)
Humu:
[Humu is a *very* large Tongan exchange student] Dude! Your fiance is *hot*.
Jared:
You speak English?
Humu:
Better than Tongan, actually.
Jared:
But... but...
Humu:
Hey, look, man, no offense, but all your mom ever talks about is food storage and Relief Society centerpieces. To avoid an awkward conversation, I just had to eat. Heck, I was a "buck-eighty" when I first got here. Ha ha!
Movie: Zatôichi(2003)
Shinkichi:
I have to say, it's incredible. You really look like a woman! Does make-up make men beautiful?
Geisha Seitaro 'Osei' Naruto:
It doesn't work on everyone. It depends on the face!
Movie: Galaxy Quest(1999)
Quellek:
Are you enjoying your Kep-mok blood ticks, Dr. Lazarus?
Sir Alexander Dane:
[disgusted] Just like mother used to make.
Movie: Vacation(1983)
Aunt Edna:
Why don't you just ask him for the money, Eddie? He sure as Hell can't take a hint.
Cousin Eddie:
Well, I didn't want to ask you, Clark, you know, but could you maybe spare a little extra cash?
Clark:
Sure, Eddie, how much do you need?
Cousin Eddie:
About fifty-two thousand dollars.
Movie: VeggieTales: Lord of the Beans (V)(2005)
Billboy Baggypants:
Today is my twelvety twoth birthday. I'm twice as tall as half of you and half as short as twice of you.
Movie: L.I.E.(2001)
Howie's friend:
Howie, if you do stuff with guys, that's gay stuff. If you do stuff with girls, that's straight stuff.
Movie: Kabhi Kabhie - Love Is Life(1976)
Amitabh Malhotra:
[singing] Sometimes the thought crosses my mind / That you were made for me. / Before this you lived among the stars / You were called to earth for me. / Sometimes the thought crosses my mind / That your body, your eyes are in trust for me. / The dense shade of your hair is for me alone, / These lips, these arms are in my trust. / Sometimes the thought crosses my mind / As if wedding music plays on the road. / It is our wedding night and I'm lifting your veil... / You're melting in my arms, blushing with shyness... / Sometimes the thought crosses my mind / That you'll love me forever. / You'll always look at me with love in your eyes... / I know you now belong to another, but still / Sometimes the thought crosses my mind...
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