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Tuesday, December 16, 2008

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Movie: Olsen-banden på sporet(1975)


Yvonne Jensen:
[Yvonne sits down at the breakfast table drunk, holding a bloody mary] My god, look... Egon's got 2 heads. How can you stand that in this heat?

Egon Olsen:
Spare me that drunken nonsense in the middle of the morning.


Yvonne Jensen:
I'm sorry. But you could at least take one hat off.



Movie: The Making of 'Garden State' (V)(2004)


Zach Braff:
The dog's code to fuck a leg is "Who's your bitch? Who's your bitch? Love him up. Love him up."



Movie: Undercover Brother(2002)


Undercover Brother:
[Watching White-she Devil and Sistah Girl in a shower] Water cold. Water cold!



Movie: Back to the Future Part II(1989)


Biff Tannen:
That's about as funny as a screen door on a battleship.

Marty McFly:
[under his breath] It's "screen door on a submarine," you dork.




Movie: The Odyssey (TV)(1997)


Eurymachus:
[Odysseus has started to kill the suitors who are locked in a room with him] Wait, wait! What is our crime? We lived off you're land, that can be replaced. We did not kill anybody.

Odysseus:
Your crime is that you tried to steal my world. A world that I built with my bare hands...

Eurymachus:
Wait, now anybody...


Odysseus:
with my blood, and my sweat. A world that I shared with a woman who bore me my son, and no one will ever take that from me. And now, you will die to a man in a river of blood.



Movie: Uncommon Valor(1983)


Sailor:
Boy... usin' that martial bullshit on me's gonna get real expensive.



Movie: Used Cars(1980)


Jeff:
Don't let the little head do the thinking for the big head.



Movie: G.I. Joe: The Movie (V)(1987)


Wild Bill:
Hoo Wee, there's nothing in that jungle for miles.

Slip Stream:
I don't think he's supposed to be having fun Wild Bill. Bazooka, Gung-Ho, and Alpine aren't exactly enjoying their stay in the hospital.


[hands Falcon a parachute]


Lt. Falcon:
What's this for?

Slip Stream:
Put it on smart guy.

Lt. Falcon:
What for? There's nothing there but a waste land.

Slip Stream:
Which is exactly where you belong.


[pushes Falcon out of the Tomahawk]



Movie: Ma vie en rose(1997)


Hanna Fabre:
Ludo, you're seven. You're too old to keep dressing like a girl.


Élisabeth:
Does he do it often?

Pierre Fabre:
Every so often.

Hanna Fabre:
We search for our identity until we are seven. I read it in "Marie Claire."



Movie: The Untouchables(1987)


Malone:
You said you wanted to get Capone. Do you really wanna get him? You see what I'm saying is, what are you prepared to do?

Ness:
Anything within the law.


Malone:
And *then* what are you prepared to do? If you open the can on these worms you must be prepared to go all the way. Because they're not gonna give up the fight, until one of you is dead.

Ness:
I want to get Capone! I don't know how to do it.

Malone:
You wanna know how to get Capone? They pull a knife, you pull a gun. He sends one of yours to the hospital, you send one of his to the morgue. *That's* the *Chicago* way! And that's how you get Capone. Now do you want to do that? Are you ready to do that? I'm offering you a deal. Do you want this deal?

Ness:
I have sworn to capture this man with all legal powers at my disposal and I will do so.

Malone:
Well, the Lord hates a coward.


[jabs Ness with his hand, and Ness shakes it]

Malone:
Do you know what a blood oath is, Mr. Ness?


Ness:
Yes.

Malone:
Good, 'cause you just took one.



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Movie: Quest for Camelot(1998)


Lady Juliana:
Ruber.

Ruber:
Juliana. I was in the neighborhood, and I thought I'd invade. How about a kiss? I hear you're still single...

Lady Juliana:
Impertinent pig.

Ruber:
Is that a no?



Movie: The Odd Couple II(1998)


[In the desert]

Oscar Madison:
I think I just seen Omar Sharif on a camel.



Movie: Vanilla Sky(2001)


Rebecca Dearborn:
This is a revolution of the mind.



Movie: The Taking of Beverly Hills(1991)


Varney:
[as his own bomb is used to blow him up] BOOMER



Movie: S.W.A.T.(2003)


[to Captain Fuller]

Hondo:
Shame you're not playing a terrorist.



Movie: Out of Step(2002)


Paul Taylor:
Hello. The slopes are calling. It's for you.

Jenny Thomas:
Oh Paul should die? O.K.



Movie: Universal Soldier(1992)


Scott:
Say good night, asshole.

Luc:
Good night, asshole.



Movie: Back to School(1986)


Derek:
That's Valerie Desmond. Look how tight her ass is today.



Movie: D.E.B.S.(2003)


Lucy in the Sky:
[they are just starting to make out] How much time do we have?

Amy:
Three minutes and forty-two seconds.



Latest Movie News

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iTunes now offers multiple $0.99 movie rentals of the week - Venturebeat.com

Tue, 16 Dec 2008 09:30:00 GMT
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Unconventional Holiday Movies - Washington Post

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• Books : Jon Meacham, 3 There's more to holiday movies than George Bailey and Red Ryder BB guns. To prove it, Jen Chaney , movies editor and DVD columnist for washingtonpost.com ...