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Friday, February 22, 2008

Today's Quotes

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Movie: Valdez, il mezzosangue(1973)


Jamie Wagner:
Are you going to bust him?

Chino Valdez:
Do you know what it means... bustin' a horse?


Jamie Wagner:
Showin' it you can't be thrown.

Chino Valdez:
No, that ain't all of it. Bustin' a horse means just exactly that: you bust him. And that takes all the spunk out of a horse... it breaks him. And I'm not gonna bust a Valdez horse.



Movie: Easter Parade(1948)


Don Hewes:
A girl dancer has to be exotic; she has to be - a peach.

Hannah Brown:
I suppose I'm a lemon!



Movie: Daag: A Poem of Love(1973)


Inspector Singh:
[pointing at Sonia] This woman is Sunil's wife!

Sonia Kohli:
The police may be fooled, and the law may be fooled, but a wife can't be. My husband died five years ago. I am a widow.


Sunil Kohli:
Stop! You're not a widow, you're a wife, and I'm alive. I received the sentence, but you endured the punishment... Today, before everyone, I'll say that I am Sunil Kohli and you are my wife. I was innocent then and I'm innocent now. And if to save your wife is a crime, then they can hang me for it!



Movie: "1-800-Missing"(2003)


FBI Agent Nicole Scott:
You want another crooler?

Jess Mastriani:
No, I don't want another crooler, thank you very much.

FBI Agent Nicole Scott:
But it's good for you. It's got... honeyglaze. Please die for this crooler, Jess.

Jess Mastriani:
I've had two already. Who eats three croolers in a night?

FBI Agent Nicole Scott:
Take a look.


[Nicole takes a huge bite]


FBI Agent Nicole Scott:
Mmmmm, Mmmmm, Mmmmm!

Jess Mastriani:
And who marries five women?

FBI Agent Nicole Scott:
At the same time is the issue. Russlyn Abedney. 52 years old.

Jess Mastriani:
But he was running around between four wives, you would think that by the time he met number five she would figure out that there was something wrong.



Movie: Once Were Warriors(1994)


Jake Heke:
I bought seafood today - bloody everything! Just wanted to put a smile on her face. Think she'd let me? Not a chance. All I said was that I got laid off. Anybody would've thought I'd told her my prick had dropped off!



Movie: Vanilla Sky(2001)


Sofía:
But I just think good things will happen, if you are a good person with a good attitude, don't you think?



Movie: The Magic Christian(1969)


Sir Guy Grand KG, KC, CBE:
[voiceover, as a £10 note appears onscreen] Ladies and gentlemen, this is what is commonly known as money. It comes in all sizes, colours, and denominations - like people. We'll be using quite a bit of it in the next two hours... luckily I have enough for ALL of us.



Movie: Magnus Opus(2003)


Magnus:
LIVE the moment!



Movie: Bad Boys II(2003)


Capt. Howard:
You guys are like a couple of blood sucking ticks, draining the life's blood out of this department... Woosaa!


Marcus Burnett:
Damn the woosaa captain, did you just call me a tick?

Capt. Howard:
[motioning to Mike] I was referring to him.



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The role of movies (USA Today)

Fri, 22 Feb 2008 05:20:00 GMT
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Receta absoluta del suicidio

Sat, 24 Feb 2007 06:40:00 +0000
Una receta exquisita para el suicidio absoluto, con los schnapps
amargos del pucker de DeKuyper Apple, los schnapps del pucker de la
sandía de DeKuyper, la vodka azul del pucker y de Absolut de la isla
de DeKuyper. la vodka de 1/4 onza Absolut pucker azul de la isla de
1/4 onza DeKuyper los schnapps amargos del pucker de 1/4 onza DeKuyper
Apple los schnapps del pucker de la sandía de 1/4 onza DeKuyper
enfría cada ingrediente. Vierta en un cristal del tiro en piezas
iguales, y sirva. Sirva adentro ...

Quotes for Today

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Movie: Kehtaa Hai Dil Baar Baar(2002)


Ransod Rai "the Roger" Patel:
[singing, translated from Hindi] A Black says, "What's up?" / Spanish Say, "¿Qué pasa?" / Among Desis, gossip is our lingo / I speak everyone's language.




Movie: Quick Change(1990)


Chief Rotzinger:
Listen, I've had just about enough of your comedy, clown. We're coming in through the plate glass.

Grimm:
Alright, I gotta hang-up now, because I gotta go kill everybody.



Movie: East Is East(1999)


Auntie Annie:
Our Peter knows how far he can go before I knock him to Kingdom Come. And that's just my husband Mrs. Shah.



Movie: Abominable(2006)


Clerk:
Another Darwin Award comin' up.



Movie: ".hack//SIGN"(2002)


Morganna:
I need you as much as you need me. As long as we walk together, I will protect you.



Movie: Dai-bosatsu tôge(1966)


Ryunosuke Tsukue:
I, Ryunosuke Tsukue, trust only my sword in this world. When I fight, I have no family.



Movie: Dancer in the Dark(2000)


Selma:
[talking about musical films] You know when the camera goes really big and it comes up out of the roof, and you just know that it's gonna end? I hate that.



Movie: One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest(1975)


McMurphy:
The Chief voted. Now will you please turn on the television set?

Nurse Ratched:
[she opens the glass window] Mr. McMurphy. The meeting was adjourned and the vote was closed.

McMurphy:
But the vote was 10 to 8. The Chief, he's got his hand up! Look!

Nurse Ratched:
No, Mr. McMurphy. When the meeting was adjourned, the vote was 9 to 9.

McMurphy:
[exasperated] Aw come on, you're not gonna say that now. You're not gonna say that now. You're gonna pull that hen-house shit now when the vote... the Chief just voted - it was 10 to 9. Now I want that television set turned on, *right now*!



[Nurse Ratched closes the glass window]



Movie: Galaxy Quest(1999)


Guy Fleegman:
I don't like this. I don't like this at all.

Gwen DeMarco:
They are *so* cute.


Guy Fleegman:
Sure, they're cute now, but in a second they're gonna get mean, and they're gonna get ugly somehow, and there's gonna be a million more of them.



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Receta sucia de la puta del extremo

Tue, 15 Jan 2008 18:42:00 +0000
Compruebe fuera de esta receta agradable para la puta sucia del
extremo, con el whisky temprano del borbón de las épocas, el licor
herbario de Jagermeister, el jugo anaranjado y la Coca-Cola. whisky
temprano del borbón de los tiempos de 1 onza licor herbario de 1 onza
Jagermeister jugo anaranjado 6 de 2 onzas - la Coca-Cola de 8 onzas
vierte todos los ingredientes en un cristal del highball, revuelve, y
sirve. Servicio en un cristal de Highball.

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Movie: Unbreakable(2000)


Joseph Dunn:
I thought maybe because you're my dad... I thought I might be like you... I'm not like you...

David Dunn:
You are like me. We can both get hurt. I'm just an ordinary man.

Joseph Dunn:
No, you're not... Why do you keep saying that?



Movie: Oh! What a Lovely War(1969)


Soldier Singer:
It was Christmas Day in the cookhouse, the happiest time of the year, Men's hearts were full of gladness and their bellies full of beer, When up popped Private Shorthouse, his face as bold as brass, He said We don't want your puddings, you can stick them up your tidings of co-omfort and joy, comfort and joy, o-oh ti-idings of co-omfort and joy. It was Christmas Day in the harem, the eunuchs were standing 'round, And hundreds of beautiful women were stretched out on the ground, Along came the wicked Sultan, surveying his marble halls, He said Whaddya want for Christmas boys, and the eunuchs answered tidings of co-omfort and joy, comfort and joy, o-oh ti-idings of comfort and joy.



Movie: Othello(1965)


Othello:
I pray you, in your letters; when you shall these unlucky deeds relate, speak of them as they are. Nothing extenuate, nor set down aught in malice. Then must you speak of one that lov'd not wisely but too well.



Movie: Danger! 50,000 Zombies!(2004)


Zombie Hunter:
What if a zombie comes knocking on your door threatening to eat you and your whole family? What are you gonna do? Who's gonna save you?


[picks up a feather from the grass]

Zombie Hunter:
Where's the bird that this feather belongs to?




Movie: The Maitlands (TV)(1993)


Phyllis:
Jack, tell me you love me.

Jack Maitland:
When I say yes, you don't believe me...



Today's Movie News

Analyst sold obscene movies to settle family debts (Straits Times)

Thu, 21 Feb 2008 07:17:24 GMT
TO PAY off family debts of $120,000, Charles Tan Boon Tien started a sideline selling mostly obscene movies. The 28-year-old business analyst on Thursday pleaded guilty in a district court to dealing in 11 obscene video CDs last year.

Cyrus criticized, while debate on seat belts and movies follows (USA Today)

Thu, 21 Feb 2008 23:42:11 GMT
When Consumer Reports posted a blog last week criticizing Miley Cyrus for not wearing her seat belt in a new film, Hannah Montana Nation rallied in her defense.

Lines from Movies Update

Today's Lines from Movies:



Movie: Maid to Order(1987)


Jessie Montgomery:
I did not spend six years in junior college to be a maid.



Movie: Xia dao Gao Fei(1993)


Chung:
[Jeff gets into a fight with Hoodlum, the Thailand crime boss and after escaping Hoodlum's thugs, the group tries to consider what their options are] We've had it! That bastard runs the whole damn city! There's no other choice, we've gotta kill him.

Jeff:
And what good's that? Can't kill his whole gang.

Mona:
[to Sam] Do you think you could offer him more interest on the $40,000?

Sam:
That won't work. It's our lives he wants not money.

Chung:
Are you crazy? Think he'd refuse money?

Jeff:
Money? He's got loads. I made him lose face!


Sam:
[Sam has a plan to pay off the loan to Hoodlum] Hey I've got an idea, listen up.

Mona:
What is it?

Jeff:
Rob a bank?


[everyone is silent when Jeff says this]

Jeff:
Is that it?

Sam:
I think it's a great plan. If we pull it off, we're rich. And we can go anywhere.

Mona:
What? Us rob a bank? Sam wake up.


Chung:
Why not? It's worth a shot.

Jeff:
Yeah, well you guys just keep dreaming. Forget about it. We're in enough shit.

Sam:
Waht the hell can we do?

Jeff:
Why'd you take the cash? Huh?


[Jeff is so frustrated at the situation, he gets up from the table and leaves]

Jeff:
.



Movie: Madea's Family Reunion(2006)


Mable 'Madea' Simmons:
You know I only go to church for two reasons, weddings and funerals, which one we gonna have today?



Movie: Kenneth Tynan: In Praise of Hardcore (TV)(2005)


Kenneth Tynan:
Larry calls all journalists fuckpigs.



Movie: D-Tox(2002)


FBI Agent Jake Malloy:
I see you... you see this




Movie: Xenosaga Episode III: Also Sprach Zarathustra (VG)(2006)


Jin Uzuki:
Your movement is impressive, as I expected, Colonel. But this is only the tip of my power!

Margulis:
You always have something to say. Let's see how much you can talk once you've tasted my blade!



Movie: Urban Ghost Story(1998)


Loan Shark:
Throw that wee bitch over the fuckin' balcony!



Movie: Earthquake(1974)


Stewart Graff:
Sweet Christ...



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Receta absoluta del suicidio

Sat, 24 Feb 2007 06:40:00 +0000
Una receta exquisita para el suicidio absoluto, con los schnapps
amargos del pucker de DeKuyper Apple, los schnapps del pucker de la
sandía de DeKuyper, la vodka azul del pucker y de Absolut de la isla
de DeKuyper. la vodka de 1/4 onza Absolut pucker azul de la isla de
1/4 onza DeKuyper los schnapps amargos del pucker de 1/4 onza DeKuyper
Apple los schnapps del pucker de la sandía de 1/4 onza DeKuyper
enfría cada ingrediente. Vierta en un cristal del tiro en piezas
iguales, y sirva. Sirva adentro ...

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Receta absoluta del monstruo

Sat, 24 Feb 2007 03:23:00 +0000
Compruebe fuera de esta receta que tienta para el monstruo absoluto,
con la bebida de la vodka de la vainilla de Absolut, de la energía
del monstruo y los cubos del hielo. la vodka de la vainilla de 4 onzas
Absolut bebida de la energía del monstruo de 4 onzas los cubos del
hielo de 4 onzas combina la bebida de la vodka de la vainilla de
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Receta de griterío de la hada maligna del plátano

Wed, 20 Feb 2008 15:53:00 +0000
Una receta deliciosa para la hada maligna de griterío del plátano,
con el licor del plátano, la vodka, el cacao de de de nata blanco, la
crema y la cereza. 1 crema del 1/2 onza 1 sacudida blanca del cacao de
de de nata de la vodka el 1/2 onza del licor el 1/2 onza del plátano
de la cereza el 1/2 onza todos los ingredientes (excepto cereza) con
hielo y tensión en un cristal enfriado del coctel. Agregue la cereza
en tapa y sirva. Sirva en un coctel ...

Latest Movie Quotes

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Movie: Babylon 5: The Gathering (TV)(1993)


Jeffrey Sinclair:
There's a 24 hour period in my life that I can't account for; it happened during the war with your people. You wouldn't be holding anything out on me, would you old friend?

Delenn:
Commander, I would never tell you anything that was not in your best interest.



Movie: Gangs of New York(2002)


[speaking of Bill the Butcher]

Jenny:
When I was twelve years old, my mother was dead, and I was livin' in a doorway. He took me in. Took care of me, in his way. After they cut out the baby... well, he doesn't fancy girls that's scarred up. But you might as well know in your own mind that he never laid a hand on me until I asked him to.



Movie: Under Siege 2: Dark Territory(1995)


Travis Dane:
You're entering into another dimension, not only of sight or sound but of mind. There's a signpost up ahead. Your next stop? Dark Territory!


[He has just activated the switch up ahead]

Travis Dane:
Who says I have a one-track mind?



Movie: Halloween Treat (V)(1982)


Cat Judge:
[from Pluto's Judgement] Jury do your duty.

Cat Jury:
[singing] And watch us do our stuff.



[the jury gets up and goes out and comes back in a revolving door and returns to the jury box]

Cat Jury:
We find the defendant guilty, he's guilty, he's guilty, G-U-I-L-T-Y he's guilty, guilty guilty!


[cheering]

Cat Jury:
Hooray!



Movie: Hairspray(1988)


Iggy:
Would you swim in an integrated swimming pool?

Tracy Turnblad:
I sure would, Iggy. I'm a modern kind of girl, I'm all for integration.



Movie: Zaak Alzheimer, De(2003)


Seynaeve:
[when seeing Ledda] But... you're dead!

Angelo Ledda:
No... YOU are dead!



[shoots Seynaeve]



Movie: One Fine Day(1996)


Jack Taylor:
You're asking me for help.

Melanie Parker:
It would appear that way, wouldn't it?

Jack Taylor:
I'll agree if you'll say, "Jack, please be my knight in shining armor."

Melanie Parker:
Jack, don't be a shit-head. Go rescue our kids.

Jack Taylor:
This is hard for you, isn't it?



Movie: Halloween H20: 20 Years Later(1998)


Norma Watson:
Oh. Miss Tate. I didn't mean to make you jump. It's Halloween. I guess everyone's entitled to one good scare.

Laurie Strode:
I've had my share.



Movie: Unforgiven(1992)


[Little Bill is telling Beauchamp the real story of English Bob's gunfight]

Little Bill Daggett:
Bob walked right into the bar and shot at Corky, only he misses, 'cause he was so damn drunk he couldn't see straight. Old Corky went for his gun and got in such a hurry that he shot his own toe off. Bob shot at Corky again, and he misses again, because he's still so damn drunk. He hits this thousand-dollar mirror over the bar. And now, the Duck of Death is as good as dead. Because this time, Corky does it right. He takes careful aim, slowly squeezes the trigger, and... BAM! That Walker Colt he was carrying blew up in his hand, a failing common to that model. See, what I'm trying to tell you is if Corky really had two guns instead of a big dick, he'd be alive today.

W.W. Beauchamp:
Wait. You mean, English Bob killed him even though he didn't have...?

Little Bill Daggett:
Well, Bob sure wasn't goin' to wait around for Corky to grow a new hand, was he?



Movie: Urusei Yatsura 2: Byûtifuru dorîmâ(1984)


[Mendou's tank is submerged in the pool]

Mendou:
[Whining] My... my tank. My Leopard.

Megane:
Who can blame it, in this heat?


Mendou:
Tanks don't go swimming, you idiot.



Movie: The Untouchables(1987)


Capone:
I want you to get this fuck where he breathes! I want you to find this nancy-boy Eliot Ness, I want him DEAD! I want his family DEAD! I want his house burned to the GROUND! I wanna go there in the middle of the night and I wanna PISS ON HIS ASHES!



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Coen brothers bend rules straight to Oscar (+video)

Thu, 21 Feb 2008 21:16:00 GMT
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Receta de griterío de la hada maligna del plátano

Wed, 20 Feb 2008 15:53:00 +0000
Una receta deliciosa para la hada maligna de griterío del plátano,
con el licor del plátano, la vodka, el cacao de de de nata blanco, la
crema y la cereza. 1 crema del 1/2 onza 1 sacudida blanca del cacao de
de de nata de la vodka el 1/2 onza del licor el 1/2 onza del plátano
de la cereza el 1/2 onza todos los ingredientes (excepto cereza) con
hielo y tensión en un cristal enfriado del coctel. Agregue la cereza
en tapa y sirva. Sirva en un coctel ...

Ricky Camilleri and Alex Leo: Liveblogging the Movies: Step Up 2 John Rambo (HuffingtonPost)

Thu, 21 Feb 2008 22:00:02 GMT
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