Daily Lines from Movies

Today's Lines from Movies:

Movie: About a Boy(2002)


Will:
Me, I didn't mean anything. About anything, to anyone. And I knew that guaranteed me a long, depression-free life.



Movie: Tales of the Abyss (VG)(2005)


Jade Curtiss:
Don't worry, the worst that could happen is we all die.



Movie: Halloween: The Curse of Michael Myers(1995)


Caller:
Barry, whatever happened to that psychiatrist of his, Loomis? I heard the old quack was dead!


Doctor Sam Loomis:
Not dead, just very much retired.



Movie: Adventures of Don Juan(1948)


Queen Margaret:
The palace has large keyholes. My informer has small ears.



Movie: Oblivion 2: Backlash(1996)


Lash:
You better watch your mouth, Crawley, or I'll put a window in your head!



Movie: The Magical Legend of the Leprechauns (TV)(1999)


Queen Morag:
Don't be such a drama Fairy, Chamberlain.



Movie: Darkman(1990)


Peyton Westlake:
Don't look at me.


Julie Hastings:
I want to look.



Movie: Dante's Peak(1997)


Terry, USGS Crew:
I have great taste in women! When have I ever steered you wrong?

Harry Dalton:
What about Astrid?

Terry, USGS Crew:
What about Astrid? I thought the two of you would have a lot in common. She said she was into rocks.

Harry Dalton:
Crystals, Terry. Crystals. Not rocks. Crystals.



Movie: Dance of the Vampires(1967)


Alfred, Abronsius' Assistant:
Shouldn't we build a barricade?

Professor Abronsius:
No, that would be bad tactics.




Movie: Old School(2003)


Beanie:
What about Mitch here? He saw the wheels come off his life, guys. His whole world crumbled. Now he's the Godfather.



Movie: A Taste of Honey(1961)


Jo:
I'm not happy and I'm not glad.



Movie: Dark Victory(1939)


Judith:
Nothing can hurt us now. What we have can't be destroyed. That's our victory - our victory over the dark. It is a victory because we're not afraid.



Today's Movie News

Nielsen study shows profanity in PG movies helps determine their box office success (AP via Yahoo! News)

Thu, 13 Mar 2008 08:18:39 GMT
A new study by The Nielsen Co. found that the PG-rated movies with the least profanity made the most money at the U.S. box office.

Nielsen study shows profanity in PG movies helps determine their box office success (AP via Yahoo! News)

Thu, 13 Mar 2008 08:18:39 GMT
A new study by The Nielsen Co. found that the PG-rated movies with the least profanity made the most money at the U.S. box office.

Are you psyched for summer movies? Share your hopes, histories (USA Today)

Wed, 12 Mar 2008 17:47:02 GMT
Some of this summer's movies are sequels, and many spring from pop culture touchstones. Those somethings often bring back a sweet memory or a meaningful time in our lives. USA TODAY wants to tell the personal stories linked to this summer's big films. Nearly 20 summer movies could have stories to tell from people's past experiences. Click on the titles below, and you can share yours.

Study: Profanity in PG movies helps determine box office success

Thu, 13 Mar 2008 04:59:00 GMT
KTNV - LAS VEGAS (AP) - A study finds PG-rated movies with the least profanity made the most money at the U.S. box office. The Nielsen Company study found sexuality or violence in those ...

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Today's Quotes

Quotes:

Movie: About Schmidt(2002)


Larry Hertzel:
All I was doing was welcoming somebody into the family.

Roberta Hertzel:
Larry, we've been welcomed by you, thank you so much, now would you please just drink your fucking milk and shut the fuck up.




Movie: Zero Effect(1998)


Daryl Zero:
Gregory Stark is the son of a fat man.



Movie: Operation Dumbo Drop(1995)


David Poole:
Gilman, may I remind you that I have friends who have absolutely no regard for the sanctity of human life? I pick up the phone, I have your head in a bag on my desk tomorrow morning.



Movie: The Da Vinci Code(2006)


Sister Sandrine:
Job 38:11. Hitherto shalt thou come, but no further.



Movie: Up in Smoke(1978)


Arnold Stoner:
You get a goddamn job before sundown, or we're shipping you off to military school with the goddamn Finkelstein-shit kid! Son of a bitch!



Movie: The X Files Game (VG)(1998)


Special Agent Fox Mulder:
I need your help Scully. The security door needs two keys turned at the same time. I need you to turn the other key for me.


[the Black Oil suddenly swims over his eyes]

Craig Willmore:
[to Scully] RUN!



Movie: Undercover Brother(2002)


Undercover Brother:
You mess with the 'fro, you got to go.



Movie: Darkness (V)(1993)


John:
We've got to leave here! He is coming! It's too late! We're already dead!



Movie: Adam's Accepted Chronicles (V)(2006)


Adam Herschman:
[on his cell phone] No, you shut up. I'm gonna grow up. And when I see you, I throw up. Okay mom?



Movie: Union Station(1950)


Marge Wrighter:
Gonna send that kid home, aren't you, Joe? I mean after we collect.

Joe Beacom:
She'll go home...they ever fish her out of the river. Let's have the coffee, huh?



Latest Movie News

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Thu, 13 Mar 2008 06:25:00 GMT
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Receta del jugo #2 de los alces

Wed, 21 Mar 2007 02:20:00 +0000
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una jarra, y servicio. Servicio ...

Similar Movies (New York Times)

Wed, 12 Mar 2008 04:49:55 GMT
The most popular movies among NYTimes.com readers.

iTunes offers far fewer films than 1,000 promised by Jobs

Thu, 13 Mar 2008 09:09:00 GMT
Baltimore Sun - Although Steve Jobs announced in his keynote at the Macworld 2008 expo that 1,000 movies would be available for rental from the iTunes Store by the end of February, it didn't ...

Release Schedule for Movies in 3-D (New York Times)

Thu, 13 Mar 2008 05:01:15 GMT
Movies in 3-D scheduled for release, with the studio for each, as compiled by the Rentrak Corporation.

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Movie Quotations for Today

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Movie: K-PAX(2001)


Prot:
[after "talking" to the dog] She says she doesn't like it when you hide her favorite tennis shoe, and she doesn't hear so well on her left side, so don't sneak up on her anymore.




Movie: Madagascar(2005)


Kowalski the Penguin:
[the penguins are in Antarctica and there is just a lot of wind and a big mound of snow] Well, this sucks!




Movie: Babylon 5: The Gathering (TV)(1993)


[opening narration]


Ambassador Londo Mollari:
I was there at the dawn of the third age of mankind. It began in the Earth year 2257, with the last of the Babylon stations located deep in neutral space. It was a port of call for refugees, smugglers, businessmen, diplomats, and travelers from a hundred worlds. It could be a dangerous place, but we accepted the risk because Babylon 5 was our last, best hope for peace. Under the leadership of its final commander, Babylon 5 was a dream given form. A dream of a galaxy without war, where species could live side-by-side in mutual respect. A dream that was endangered as never before by one man on a mission of destruction. Babylon 5 was the last of the Babylon stations. This is its story.



Movie: Halo 2 (VG)(2004)


The Master Chief:
Sir, request permission to leave the station.

Lord Hood:
For what purpose, Master Chief?

The Master Chief:
To give the Covenant back their bomb.

Lord Hood:
Permission granted.



Movie: Hairspray(1988)


Tracy Turnblad:
Mom. You're so fifties.




Movie: Making Mr. Right(1987)


Frankie Stone:
For reasons I can't go into and you don't wanna know about, I have to go to this wedding, and I need a date, and you'd be the exact, perfect guy. Now, this isn't a proposition; I just wanna know if you might think about maybe going with me.

Jeff Peters:
A wedding? I don't know; I'm not very good with people.

Frankie Stone:
Oh, they're not people, they're just my family.



Movie: Kaante(2002)


Jay Rehan 'Ajju':
Why are you all standing still? What did he say?? Is anyone going to tell me what did he say???

Raj Yadav 'Baali':
He said... that one of us... is a cop!



Movie: Out Cold(2001)


Luke:
You know I hate what they're doing to the mountain, but this is the best vanilla latte I have ever had. You can actually taste the vanilla beans... I don't like the coffee.




Movie: S.I.C.K. Serial Insane Clown Killer (V)(2003)


Uncle Billy:
[to the group] Welcome to Hell, motherfuckers!




Latest Movie News

Boxing Legend Evander Holyfield to Share Heroic Lineup on Turner Classic Movies’ GUEST PROGRAMMER (East Side Boxing)

Thu, 13 Mar 2008 08:44:44 GMT
Turner Classic Movies welcomes Evander Holyfield, one of the world’s most talented and respected boxers, to share a handful of his favorite films on GUEST PROGRAMMER, Monday, Mar. 31. Each month on this movie showcase, TCM invites a celebrity to exchange their star status for a role as a devoted fan of classic film by picking a few of his or her favorite movies and sharing with viewers what he ...

Receta del destornillador de Bastardized

Tue, 20 Mar 2007 20:43:00 +0000
Aquí está una receta encantadora para el destornillador de
Bastardized, con ron del oro de Bacardi, el jugo anaranjado de
Tropicana y el hielo. 1 porción de jugo anaranjado 3 de Tropicana
parte el hielo del hielo del ron del oro de Bacardi, entonces ron,
entonces jugo anaranjado. Mezcla.

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Great Lines from Movies

Straight to the Lines from Movies ...

Movie: Old School(2003)


Frank:
Blue, how come there's no ice in my lemonade?


[throws the lemonade into the pool]

Blue:
Sorry, sir.

Frank:
Drop down and give me ten. Now!

Blue:
[bends down into a push-up position] Yes, sir.



Movie: Bad Boys(1983)


Mick O'Brien:
Two carts for me and two carts for Horowitz...for free.



Movie: Daredevil(2003)


Matt Murdock:
Her name's Elektra Natchios.

Franklin 'Foggy' Nelson:
Well, she sounds like a Mexican appetizer.


Matt Murdock:
It's Greek, genius. Her father's Nikolas Natchios.

Franklin 'Foggy' Nelson:
The billionaire?

Matt Murdock:
Yeah, see? The billionaire.

Franklin 'Foggy' Nelson:
Well, then as your attorney in this matter I advise you to marry the woman immediately.



Movie: One Crazy Summer(1986)


[Reading the obituaries]

George Calamari:
Hey, Hoops, you ever notice how people die in alphabetical order?



Movie: Key Witness(1960)


William 'Cowboy' Tomkins:
What do I get, green stamps?



Movie: Ma vie en rose(1997)


Pierre Fabre:
We've decided to take Ludo to a psychologist. That will fix him.



Movie: The X Files(1998)


Scully:
I saw your face Mulder. There was a definite moment of panic.

Mulder:
You've never seen me panic. When I panic, I make this face.


[remains impassive]



Movie: Ocean's Thirteen(2007)


[from trailer]


Danny Ocean:
I know how that makes me feel. I know what that makes me wanna do.

Rusty Ryan:
I was really hoping to avoid that this time.



Movie: A Tale of Two Pizzas(2003)


Health Inspector:
Uh yeah, I'm uh... I'm here to check the ovens.

Tony Bianco:
[suspiciously] I don't know of anyone ever comin' to check the ovens before.



Movie: Quiz Show(1994)


Albert Freedman:
It's not like we're hardened criminals here. We're in show business.



Movie: Jack's Back(1988)


John:
[Slamming his fist down onto the table as he speaks] MY BROTHER DIDN'T KILL ANYBODY



Today's Movie News

Similar Movies (New York Times)

Wed, 12 Mar 2008 04:49:55 GMT
The most popular movies among NYTimes.com readers.

Study: Profanity in PG movies helps determine box office success (KSBY San Luis Obispo)

Thu, 13 Mar 2008 05:56:29 GMT
Associated Press - March 13, 2008 1:54 AM ET LAS VEGAS (AP) - A study finds PG-rated movies with the least profanity made the most money at the U.S. box office.

Boxing Legend Evander Holyfield to Share Heroic Lineup on Turner Classic Movies’ GUEST PROGRAMMER (East Side Boxing)

Thu, 13 Mar 2008 08:44:44 GMT
Turner Classic Movies welcomes Evander Holyfield, one of the world’s most talented and respected boxers, to share a handful of his favorite films on GUEST PROGRAMMER, Monday, Mar. 31. Each month on this movie showcase, TCM invites a celebrity to exchange their star status for a role as a devoted fan of classic film by picking a few of his or her favorite movies and sharing with viewers what he ...

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Quotes Update

Here are the Quotes ...

Movie: United 93(2006)


[last lines]

Donald Freeman Greene:
I can't pull! I can't!



Movie: Under 18(1931)


Raymond Harding:
Well, why not take off your clothes and stay awhile?



Movie: Our Little Girl(1935)


Rolfe Brent:
I know I'm a fool. I know I may be spoiling everything. But I just can't keep up the pretense. I want so much to...

Elsa Middleton:
Go ahead. I'm not afraid.


Rolfe Brent:
Elsa, you must know that...

Elsa Middleton:
I know. I'm very fond of you, too, Rolfe.



Movie: Accattone(1961)


Vittorio "Accattone" Cataldi:
Up yours and anyone else who's against me.



Movie: Off the Map(2003)


George:
[about his psychiatrist] I might ask her to marry me.

Arlene:
Marry you? George, really?


George:
She's a gentle person. She's very thoughtful. She cares.

Arlene:
You pay her to care. George, you ought not to confuse romance with business.



Movie: VeggieTales: Josh and the Big Wall! (V)(1997)


Jimmy Gourd:
Does anyone have any saline?



Movie: Kafka(1991)


Chief Clerk:
Kafka... I understand you fancy yourself as a writer.

Franz Kafka:
[shrugs] In a small way.

Chief Clerk:
You should find a more... athletic hobby. Put some color in your cheeks.



Movie: D.E.B.S.(2003)


Amy:
I'm here because I feel more like me when I'm with you, than I do when I'm with me.



Movie: Above the Rim(1994)


Kyle-Lee:
Why are you doin this man? It's just a game.

Shep:
Not to me.



Movie: Back to the Future Part III(1990)


Marty McFly:
[shouts] The red log's about to blow!



Today's Movie News

Cue the tax breaks for movies in Michigan

Thu, 13 Mar 2008 09:02:00 GMT
Detroit Free Press - When a production crew comes to town to make a major motion picture, millions of dollars are infused into the economy. When a post-production or digital entertainment company ...

Nielsen study shows profanity in PG movies helps determine their box office success (Minneapolis-St. Paul Star Tribune)

Thu, 13 Mar 2008 08:37:50 GMT
LAS VEGAS - A new study by The Nielsen Co. found that the PG-rated movies with the least profanity made the most money at the U.S. box office. Sexuality or violence in those films had less to do with success than the language, the Nielsen PreView group said in a study being released Thursday.

Spring Movies: 20 We Can't Wait to See

Thu, 13 Mar 2008 07:08:00 GMT
Entertainment Weekly Online - Why we're excited: Nine years after Boys Don't Cry (1999), writer-director Kimberly Peirce is back with an of-the-moment drama about a young Iraq War hero (Phillippe) who gets ...

Nielsen study shows profanity in PG movies helps determine their box office success (AP via Yahoo! News)

Thu, 13 Mar 2008 08:18:39 GMT
A new study by The Nielsen Co. found that the PG-rated movies with the least profanity made the most money at the U.S. box office.

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