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Movie: The R.M.(2003)



Humu:
[Humu is a *very* large Tongan exchange student] Dude! Your fiance is *hot*.

Jared:
You speak English?

Humu:
Better than Tongan, actually.

Jared:
But... but...

Humu:
Hey, look, man, no offense, but all your mom ever talks about is food storage and Relief Society centerpieces. To avoid an awkward conversation, I just had to eat. Heck, I was a "buck-eighty" when I first got here. Ha ha!



Movie: Baby's Day Out(1994)


Eddie:
[Baby Bink just got a way from the villains again ater many times, but this time by crawling into a small sewer tunnel] No problem, fellas. It ain't a hole. It's a tunnel. And what's every tunnel got?

Norby:
Ooh! Don't tell me! I know, I know, I know. It's uh, uh, uh - -...

Veeko:
Tollbooth at the end.

Eddie:
Are you always this stupid, or do you do this just to annoy me?



Movie: Untamed Heart(1993)


Adam:
Once people got use to staying away, they always stayed away. I never got close to anybody.



Movie: Vacation(1983)


Aunt Edna:
Why don't you just ask him for the money, Eddie? He sure as Hell can't take a hint.

Cousin Eddie:
Well, I didn't want to ask you, Clark, you know, but could you maybe spare a little extra cash?

Clark:
Sure, Eddie, how much do you need?

Cousin Eddie:
About fifty-two thousand dollars.



Movie: The Painted Veil(2006)


Kitty Fane:
[about Wan Xi] I had no idea you had so much affection for her.

Waddington:
What makes you think I do?

Kitty Fane:
I can see it in your eyes. I wonder what she sees in you.

Waddington:
[In Chinese] What do you see in me?

Wan Xi:
[to Waddington] You're a good man.


Waddington:
She says I'm a good man.

Kitty Fane:
As if a women has ever loved a man for his virtue.



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Movie Quotation: Ace Ventura: Pet Detective

Fri, 16 Jan 2009 03:19:00 +0000
Mr. Shickadance:
comes from behind Ace] Ventura.

Ace Ventura:
Yes Satan.

turns around and sees Mr. Shickadance]

Ace Ventura:
Ohh, I thought you were someone else.

Melissa:
You know, you’re just mad because your stupid little pebble theory didn’t work out and you don’t know how to express your anger.

Ace Ventura:
Oh yeah? And you’re ugly.

Lois Einhorn:
Alright, Ventura. Make it quick.

Ace Ventura:
I found a ...]

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Movie: Kalifornia(1993)


Early Grayce:
Some day me and Adele be walking down the road and we'll see your book and we'll buy it and put it on our coffee table.



Movie: Halo 2 (VG)(2004)


Marine:
Yes, that's why they call it a breastplate.



Movie: The Karate Kid(1984)


Daniel:
I can't believe this. I cannot believe this.

Miyagi:
What?

Daniel:
What you just got me into in there.


Miyagi:
Huh?

Daniel:
You said you were going to make things better for me.

Miyagi:
But I did.

Daniel:
How?

Miyagi:
How? Just saved you two months beating.

Daniel:
Oh great now I really have something to look forward to.



Movie: The United States of Leland(2003)


Leland:
And that's when I figured out that tears couldn't make somebody who was dead alive again. There's another thing to learn about tears, they can't make somebody who doesn't love you any more love you again. It's the same with prayers. I wonder how much of their lives people waste crying and praying to God. If you ask me, the devil makes more sense than God does. I can at least see why people would want him around. It's good to have somebody to blame for the bad stuff they do. Maybe God's there because people get scared of all the bad stuff they do. They figure that God and the Devil are always playing this game of tug-of-war game with them. And they never know which side they're gonna wind up on. I guess that tug-of-war idea explains how sometimes, even when people try to do something good, it still turns out bad.



Movie: C'était le 12 du 12 et Chili avait les blues(1994)


Chili:
Dad said heaven was like the police. You need your Grade 10 diploma to get in.



Movie: The Gamers (V)(2002)


Rogar, The Barbarian:
Am I still unconscious?



Movie: Tales of the Abyss (VG)(2005)


Anise Tatlin:
No one can stand before the agent of justice, Tokunaga.

Luke Fon Fabre:
I don't know about 'Justice'.

Guy Cecil:
I think 'evil''s more like it.



Movie: The Adventures of Priscilla, Queen of the Desert(1994)


Tick:
[Tick and Bernadette are discussing what it would be like to have children] What happens if they turn out like Adam?

Bernadette:
You stuff 'em back in and ask for a refund.



Movie: Uomo puma, L'(1980)


Kobras:
You cannot escape me! You can no longer jump into space! Because you are made of earth! And to earth, you shall return!



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Movie Quotation: Ace Ventura: Pet Detective

Thu, 15 Jan 2009 15:17:00 +0000
Ace Ventura:
has been trying to figure out a connection between Lt. Lois Einhorn and football player Ray Finkle, when he sees his dog’s fur overlapping Finkle’s hair in a photo] What the… That’s it! Einhorn is Finkle! Finkle is Einhorn! Einhorn is a man!

Ace remembers how Einhorn kissed him and the pieces fall into place]

Ace ...]

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Movie: The Magnificent Seven(1960)


Chris:
There's no need to apologize. We weren't expecting flowers and speeches.



Movie: U Turn(1997)


Jake McKenna:
A man with no ethics is a free man.



Movie: Out for Justice(1991)


Detective Gino Felino NYPD:
Anybody seen Richie? Anybody know why Richie did Bobby Lupo?



Movie: The Painted Veil(2006)


[opening Lines]

Walter Fane:
Hello.

Kitty Garstin:
Hello.

Walter Fane:
Say, I was wondering...

Kitty Garstin:
What?

Walter Fane:
Sorry. I - I was wondering if you'd like to dance.


Kitty Garstin:
Why not?



Movie: Hairspray(1988)


Velma Von Tussle:
And you HAD to pick a colored song, didn't you? What's wrong with Connie Francis? Shelley Fabares? I LOVE Shelley Fabares!

Amber Von Tussle:
Mother, Shake a Tale Feather has a wild song. It's got a good beat and you can dance to it.



Movie: The Magdalene Sisters(2002)


[last lines]

Rose:
I'll write to you.

Bernadette:
Grand.


Rose:
Good luck.



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Movie Quotation: Ace Ventura: Pet Detective

Thu, 15 Jan 2009 15:17:00 +0000
Ace Ventura:
has been trying to figure out a connection between Lt. Lois Einhorn and football player Ray Finkle, when he sees his dog’s fur overlapping Finkle’s hair in a photo] What the… That’s it! Einhorn is Finkle! Finkle is Einhorn! Einhorn is a man!

Ace remembers how Einhorn kissed him and the pieces fall into place]

Ace ...]

New American Idol Season Is Exciting

Thu, 15 Jan 2009 14:07:51 +0000
Okay, so I’m probably the one of the few people who don’t really get into American Idol. I remember when it first started and I was so surprised by the show thinking that it would be a flop. By season 2 I realized I was completely wrong. Every year the show seems to get bigger, ...]

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Movie: Darling(1965)


Diana Scott:
Imagine if...

Miles Brand:
What?

Diana Scott:
It took three.

Miles Brand:
Took three?

Diana Scott:
Sexes. To make a child.

Miles Brand:
Very entertaining.

Diana Scott:
Everything would be different, wouldn't it, quite different, with three sexes.

Miles Brand:
Haven't we got enough problems with two?




Movie: Zatôichi(2003)


Shinkichi:
I have to say, it's incredible. You really look like a woman! Does make-up make men beautiful?

Geisha Seitaro 'Osei' Naruto:
It doesn't work on everyone. It depends on the face!




Movie: Van Helsing(2004)


Van Helsing:
Bless me father for I have...

Cardinal Jinette:
Sinned! Yes, I know. You're very good at it. You shattered the Rose Window.

Van Helsing:
Well, not to split hairs, but it was Mr. Hyde who did the shattering.


Cardinal Jinette:
Thirteenth century. Over six hundred years old! I wish you a week in hell for that.

Van Helsing:
It would be a nice reprieve.

Cardinal Jinette:
Don't get me wrong. Your results are unquestionable, but your methods attract far too much attention. Wanted posters. We are not pleased.

Van Helsing:
Do you think I like being the most wanted man in Europe? Why don't you and the order do something about it?

Cardinal Jinette:
Because we do not exist.

Van Helsing:
Well then neither do I.

Cardinal Jinette:
When we found you crawling up the steps of this church, half dead, it was clear to all of us that you had been sent to do God's work.

Van Helsing:
Why can't He do it Himself?



Movie: The Omen(1976)


Young nanny:
Look at me, Damien! It's all for you.



[she jumbs off a roof, hanging herself]



Movie: Unfaithful(2002)


Bill Stone:
Wait. Wait a minute. You're telling me about family? Well, you don't know the first goddamn thing about it. Why don't you take a look at your own fucking family, Ed? Take a goddamn look at that.



Movie: Across the Pacific(1942)


Alberta Marlow:
[Talking about Japanese people in general] You are always so calm. You never show anything.


Capt. Higoto:
We are told not to. It is our way of rife. We must not show too much sad-i-ness or too much joy. If you praise what we have, we say it is nus-sing. If you admire our sons, we must say thay are unworthy.



Movie: U.S. Marshals(1998)


John Royce:
[seeing Cosmo about to light up a cigar] Would you mind not lighting that?

Cosmo Renfro:
[continuing to light up his Cigar] Yes.



Movie: Date Movie(2006)


Nicky:
Just thinking about the honeymoon makes me all tingly and everything. Like a lot.



Movie: Haggard: The Movie(2003)


Wallet Guy:
There's gotta be a fucking five in here somewhere.



Movie: Velvet Goldmine(1998)


Mandy:
I don't think I have what you're looking for.

Arthur:
I think you do, actually.

Mandy:
Oh, yeah? what makes you say that?

Arthur:
That smile for one thing.

Mandy:
Well, smiles lie.

Arthur:
Exactly.



Movie: Vampire Savior EX Edition (VG)(1998)


Baby Bonnie "B.B" Hood/Bulleta:
I've lost my way. Seriously!



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If only the movie itself were as spirited and feisty as the title suggests. And it held such promise, too. The real-life story of brothers who lead their fellow Jews into the forest of Belarus during summer 1941 to fight Nazis and form their own ...

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Movie: The Omega Man(1971)


Black Power Lisa:
All right you son-of-a-bitch, you just hold tight. Up against the wall, you mother!

Neville:
My name's Robert.


Black Power Lisa:
Your name's mud.



Movie: Major Dundee(1965)


Maj. Amos Dundee:
What are you trying to say, Frank? Come on, speak up. Spit it out.

Capt. Frank Waller:
I'm not trying to say the massacre was your fault. I am trying to say that you should recognize your transfer to this post was a disciplinary action, pure and simple... and if you try to fight your own war again - like you did at Gettysburg - they'll break you.










Movie: Mad Max Beyond Thunderdome(1985)


Aunty Entity:
This is no enemy. It's almost family.

Max:
Oh, I see, real civilized!

Aunty Entity:
The reasons don't concern you, only the conditions. Do you want the deal or not?

Max:
Mmm


[nods in agreement]


The Collector:
The first is, no one knows you're working for Aunty. You hit him, you go. The second is, it's a fair fight. The third is, it's to the death.

Max:
Who's the bunny?



Movie: Darby O'Gill and the Little People(1959)


[last lines]

Michael McBride:
[singing] Oh, she is my dear, my darlin' one / Her eyes so sparklin', full of fun / No other, no other / Can match the likes of her.

Katie O'Gill:
[singing] Oh, he is my dear, my darlin' one / His eyes so sparkling, full of fun / No other, no other / Can match the likes of him.


Michael McBride, Katie O'Gill:
[singing] S/he is my dear, my darlin' one / My smilin' and beguilin' one / I love the ground s/he walks upon / My darlin' Irish girl/boy.







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The thin comic appeal of Kevin James is laid on a bit thicker in "Paul Blart: Mall Cop," his first solo star vehicle for the big screen. As a chunky loner-loser who can never pass the New Jersey State Police exam and never get the girl, James ...

“Ace Ventura: Pet Detective” Quotation

Thu, 15 Jan 2009 19:06:00 +0000
mimicking Sean Connery]

Ace Ventura:
Lovely party. Pity I wasn’t invited.

Ace Ventura just got his car started]

Ace Ventura:
It’s ALIVE. IT’S ALIVE.

Man:
aggressively] What do you want?

Ace Ventura:
HDS, sir, and how are you this afternoon? All righty, then. I have a package for you.

Man:
Sounds broken.

Ace Ventura:
Most likely, sir. I’ll bet it was something nice, though.

Ace Ventura:
Obsess much?

Ventura knocks on ...]

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Movie: Out Cold(2001)


Luke:
[punches Pig Pen] A little sensitivity here. Can't you see this is a dejected man?

Luke:
Now Rick, get your dejected head out of your ass. Papa wanted you to run this mountain.





Movie: Keane(2004)


William Keane:
My Name is William Keane, K E A N E.



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Watchmen deal reached - Straits Times

Fri, 16 Jan 2009 05:40:00 GMT
Warner Bros and 20th Century Fox settled their nearly yearlong dispute over the movie on Thursday, the studios announced in a joint statement. The movie will open in theaters as planned on March 6, the statement said. The exact terms of the agreement ...

“Ace Ventura: Pet Detective” Quotation

Thu, 15 Jan 2009 19:06:00 +0000
mimicking Sean Connery]

Ace Ventura:
Lovely party. Pity I wasn’t invited.

Ace Ventura just got his car started]

Ace Ventura:
It’s ALIVE. IT’S ALIVE.

Man:
aggressively] What do you want?

Ace Ventura:
HDS, sir, and how are you this afternoon? All righty, then. I have a package for you.

Man:
Sounds broken.

Ace Ventura:
Most likely, sir. I’ll bet it was something nice, though.

Ace Ventura:
Obsess much?

Ventura knocks on ...]

New American Idol Season Is Exciting

Thu, 15 Jan 2009 14:07:51 +0000
Okay, so I’m probably the one of the few people who don’t really get into American Idol. I remember when it first started and I was so surprised by the show thinking that it would be a flop. By season 2 I realized I was completely wrong. Every year the show seems to get bigger, ...]

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