Here are the Movie Quotes ...
Movie: Kelly's Heroes(1970)
[
the lone obstacle to the sought-after gold is a solitary tank guarding the bank]
Crapgame:
Try making a DEAL!
Big Joe:
What kind of DEAL?
Crapgame:
A DEAL, deal! Maybe he's a Republican. You know, "Business is business."
Movie: Kazaam(1996)
Kazaam:
Who dare to wake me? Ain't gonna mame this a mystery. Don't wanna do time on your wishes three. Watch it, boy! You don't want to dis me! Or I'll dish out my misery. Now. who's that sorry wanna-be that disturbed my z's? If you wanna be number one, I'm sorry boy, that's been done! But if you got the itches for a sack of riches don't matter how avaricious, I'm the man that can grant your wishes! Hey, don't turn your butt on me! I'm the man of the ages, straight out of the pages. Hang on! I'm contagious, outrageous, spontaneous! You can't contain this. I am KAZAAM!
Max Connor:
I'm really happy for you.
Kazaam:
Where do you think you're going? Make your three wishes and I'm of your face, back in my box and out of this place.
Max Connor:
listen Mr. Psychopathic Dork in the Basement, I don't think you're ordering anyone.
Kazaam:
Do you realize who I am? I'm your genie!
Max Connor:
In that case I wish i was as big as you, but not so stupid
Movie: Major League II(1994)
Rube Baker:
Hey, Cerrano. I'm on the rooster.
Movie: The Adventures of Baron Munchausen(1988)
Baron Munchausen:
Berthold!
Desmond:
The name's Desmond, mate! We're actors, not figments of your imagination! Now get a grip!
Movie: The Adventures of Mark Twain(1944)
Mark Twain:
There's no sadder sight than a young pessimist. Except an old optimist.
Movie: E.T.: The Extra-Terrestrial(1982)
Michael:
Maybe it was an iguana.
Elliot:
It was NO iguana.
Michael:
You know how they say there are alligators in the sewers?
Gertie:
Alligators in the sewers.
Mary:
All we're trying to say is, maybe you just probably imagined it.
Elliot:
I couldn't have imagined it!
Michael:
Maybe it was a pervert or a deformed kid or something.
Gertie:
A deformed kid.
Michael:
Maybe an elf or a leprechaun?
Elliot:
It was nothing like that, penis-breath!
Movie: The Dam Busters(1955)
Flight Sgt. J. Pulford, DFM:
[
watching morse lamp signals between the two other planes in formation] Martin's having a chat with Hopgood.
Gibson:
What's he saying, Hutch?
Flight Lt. R.E.G. Hutchison, DFC:
He says we're going to get screechers tomorrow night.
Gibson:
Sure we are. Biggest binge of all time.
Movie: Gangs of New York(2002)
Miss Schermerhorn:
Is that man drunk?
Happy Jack:
Och, dead as Good Friday, miss.
Movie: Old School(2003)
Frank:
You know I was thinking we could go back home... have some dinner and pop in the Sisqo CD... no? Weren't thinking that? Ok.
Movie: T Bone N Weasel (TV)(1992)
T Bone:
I thought you were my friend.
William 'Weasel' Weasler:
I am your friend
T Bone:
You sent me to jail, man!
William 'Weasel' Weasler:
I ain't always a good friend!
Movie: Hair(1979)
Jeannie:
So, do you wanna to get married?
Claude Bukowski:
To who?
Jeannie:
Me!
Movie: Magic Kid II(1994)
Jack:
[
St. Elsewhere's Drs. Craig, Axelrod, Fiscus and Morrison are playing cards] Hey, we're agents. All agents are paranoid.
Moe:
We should've been doctors.
Today's Movie NewsPlayboy Spice adding gay-targeted movies (Chicago Sun-Times)Fri, 16 May 2008 09:10:50 GMT
Chicago-based Playboy Enterprises Inc. is getting into the gay market, providing guy-on-guy erotic movies for on-demand cable broadcast stations in the U.S. The initiative, under the corporation's spicier Spice banner, will launch next month in a limited number of geographical areas, the company said Thursday.
CURTAIN'S UP ON OUTDOOR MOVIES (New York Post)Fri, 16 May 2008 07:19:43 GMT
SUMMER in the city has its perks: short shorts, Mister Softee trucks and, natch, outdoor movies. This season, the city offers up a slew of films - in parks and on rooftops - that'll have you picking a spot on the lawn rather than a seat in the theater. Summer on the Hudson Summer on the Hudson shows its stars and stripes this year when its summer movie program, Movies Under the Stars, takes on a ...
Wedding doubts funny in the movies, not in real life (El Paso Times)Sat, 17 May 2008 06:16:11 GMT
The last-minute doubt before a wedding is one of the most enduring themes in movies and literature, and lately here it is again in "Made of Honor," a tale of a man's 11th-hour profession of love for his best friend.
Movies about mothers (Philippine Daily Inquirer)Fri, 16 May 2008 17:09:57 GMT
MANILA, Philippines—Whether you’re waxing nostalgic or just aiming for a good laugh, these memorable movies should make your post-Mothers’ Day viewing special:
Exhausted Preity Zinta flies off to Cannes - Silicon IndiaSat, 17 May 2008 04:46:00 GMT
Mumbai: In between cheering lustily for her Indian Premier League (IPL) team and comforting the players, Bollywood star Preity Zinta has taken a few days off to attend the Cannes ...
