Today's Movie Quotes

Movie Quotes:

Movie: The Making of 'Garden State' (V)(2004)


Zach Braff:
You're so amazing here. I mean when you pulled this out on you're first day, I was like "Holy shit."



Movie: One Hundred and One Dalmatians(1961)


Patch:
Thunderbolt's the greatest dog ever!

Pepper:
He's even better than Dad.

Penny:
No dog's better than Dad.



Movie: Accepted(2006)


Sherman Schrader:
[screams loudly and high-pitched]

Bartleby Gaines:
Schrader what the hell?


Sherman Schrader:
It would be really cool if you guys didn't tell anyone I scream like that...



Movie: D2: The Mighty Ducks(1994)


Goldberg:
Have no fear, Goldberg is here. Hey man there was nothin' on that. How 'bout a real shot? Hey Paison, meatballs are slowin' ya down? Hey uhh... how do you say in Italiano, wussy?



Movie: Madhoshi(2004)


Anupama:
Love is sin, try doing it.



Movie: D.O.A.(1950)


Dr. MacDonald:
Of course, I'll have to notify the police. This is a case for Homicide.

Frank Bigelow:
Homicide!

Dr. MacDonald:
I don't think you fully understand, Bigelow. You've been murdered.



Movie: Da(1988)


Drumm:
You'll amount to nothing until you learn to say "No." "No" to jobs, "no" to girls, "no" to money. Otherwise, by the time you've learned to say "no" to life, you'll find you've swallowed half of it.



Movie: The Adventures of Buckaroo Banzai Across the 8th Dimension(1984)


John Bigboote:
Take her to the Pitt. Go, Big-booty. Use more honey. Find out what she knows.



Movie: The Major and the Minor(1942)


Cadet Clifford Osborne:
Well, the bus is here. The zombies have arrived.

Susan Applegate:
Who?

Cadet Clifford Osborne:
[disdainfully] The girls from Miss Shackleford's school.

Cadet Lt. Miller:
We use 'em for women.



Today's Movie News

Ugo Pirro, scriptwriter of Oscar-winning movies, is dead in Rome at 87 (Asbury Park Press)

Fri, 18 Jan 2008 15:45:00 GMT
Italian scriptwriter Ugo Pirro, who wrote the screenplays for two Oscar-winning movies, including "The Garden of the Finzi-Continis" died today in Rome, city officials said. He was 87. Rome Mayor Walter Veltroni said the city was mourning the loss of "one of the greatest screenwriters in the history of cinema." In a statement, Veltroni, a movie buff and former film critic, praised what he said ...

Goldschlager Stinger recipe

Thu, 17 Jan 2008 00:56:00 +0000
This is a delectable recipe for Goldschlager Stinger, with Goldschlager cinnamon schnapps and sambuca.

1 oz Goldschlager cinnamon schnapps
1 oz sambuca

Pour Goldschl?ger into a shot glass.
Add Sambuca, and serve.
Serve in a Shot Glass.

Christina Ricci Cocktail recipe

Fri, 18 Jan 2008 06:19:00 +0000
This is a adorable recipe for Christina Ricci Cocktail, with Scotch whisky and coffee.

1 glass Scotch whisky
1 tbsp black coffee

Pour the Scotch whisky into a whiskey sour glass filled with ice.
Add the spoonful of coffee, and serve.
Serve in a Whiskey Sour Glass.

Barrier Reef recipe

Fri, 04 May 2007 13:58:00 +0000
Check out this sweet recipe for Barrier Reef, with gin, Cointreau orange liqueur and vanilla ice cream.

1 scoop vanilla ice cream
2 cl Cointreau orange liqueur
3 cl gin

Blend ingredients together in a blender.
Pour into a champagne saucer, and serve.
Serve in a Champagne Saucer.

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Lines from Movies for Today

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Movie: C'era una volta il West(1968)


Harmonica:
Your friends have a high mortality rate Frank. First three, then two.

Frank:
So, you're the one who makes appointments.

Harmonica:
And you're the one who doesn't keep them.




Movie: Accattone(1961)


Kid standing on riverbank:
Aren't you going to take off your gold chain and bracelets?

Vittorio "Accattone" Cataldi:
No, I want to die wearing my gold like the pharoahs.

Kid standing on riverbank:
Give it to us!

Vittorio "Accattone" Cataldi:
No - if you want gold you have to swim for it.



Movie: Ordinary People(1980)


Conrad "Con" Jarrett:
When I let myself feel, all I feel is lousy.


Dr. Berger:
Oh well excuse me, I never promised you a rose garden.

Conrad "Con" Jarrett:
Oh fuck you Berger.

Dr. Berger:
What?

Conrad "Con" Jarrett:
FUCK YOU!

Dr. Berger:
Hey, that's it!

Conrad "Con" Jarrett:
Geez! You're really weird huh, what do you feel huh? Do you jerk off, or jack off, or whatever you call it?


Dr. Berger:
What do you think?

Conrad "Con" Jarrett:
What do I think? I think you're married to a fat lady and you go home and you fuck the living daylights out of her!

Dr. Berger:
Sounds good to me.



Movie: A Tale of Two Cities(1935)


[after the Marquis' coach runs over and kills a peasant child, he gets out of the coach and speaks to the onlookers]

Marquis St. Evremonde:
It's extraordinary to me that you people cannot take care of yourselves and your children. One or the other of you is forever in the way. How do you know what injury you might do to my horses?



Movie: Out of Africa(1985)


[after placing a gramophone in a field near wild baboons]

Denys:
Think of it: never a man-made sound... and then Mozart!



Movie: Paint Your Wagon(1969)


Mr. Fenty:
Horton, how did that bottle get in your pocket? HOW LONG HAVE YOU BEEN DRINKING HARD LIQUOR?

Horton:
Well, since this afternoon. I know you don't approve, Pop, but believe me, until you've had a good cigar and a shot of whiskey, you're missing the second and third best things in life.

Rumson:
Horton!

Pardner:
Where'd you take him, Ben?

Elizabeth:
Damn you, Ben Rumson. What are you going to teach this boy next? How to cheat at cards, or just physical education with one of Willie's floozies?

Horton:
That's the best one, Pop!

Rumson:
Horton!


Elizabeth:
Is that what you did today, Ben?

Rumson:
That's what *he* did today, Elizabeth! I tell you, that boy's got a talent for dissipation that is absolutely unique!


[Horton beams]



Movie: Damage(1992)


Dr. Stephen Fleming:
I want you.

Anna Barton:
I know.



Movie: One Night at McCool's(2001)


Detective Dehling:
How can I not question our creator for putting this human obscenity into the presence of such a divine creature?



Movie: Once Bitten(1985)


Jamie:
How'd you to have your crotch set on fire?



Movie: Back to School(1986)


Derek:
[at the diving competition] You know what you almost never see? Somebody heckling a diver.



[blows an air horn just as a diver is going into his dive]



Latest Movie News

America's favourite movie star revealed

Tue, 15 Jan 2008 23:54:00 GMT
New Zealand Herald - I think what we're seeing here, is basically their types of movies," Regina Corso, director of the Harris Poll, said in a telephone interview. "If you think of Tom Hanks - Charlie Wilson's War ...

Dali Lama recipe

Sat, 19 Jan 2008 09:06:00 +0000
Here is a very pleasant recipe for Dali Lama, with vanilla Chai tea, Stoli Vanil vodka, Frangelico hazelnut liqueur and chocolate syrup.

1/2 oz chocolate syrup
2 oz vanilla Chai tea
3/4 oz Frangelico hazelnut liqueur
3/4 oz Stoli Vanil vodka

Combine all ingredients in a cocktail shaker half-filled with ice cubes.
Shake well.
Drizzle the chocolate syrup into an old-fashioned ...]

Judge upholds ban on R-rated movies in state prisons (Boston Herald)

Fri, 18 Jan 2008 13:01:55 GMT
BOSTON - Massachusetts prison inmates won't be watching "Sweeney Todd," or any other movies with violent or sexual content. A federal judge in Boston has...

Time Warner Trial Could Stifle Online Movies (NewsFactor) (Addict 3D)

Fri, 18 Jan 2008 20:22:23 GMT
NewsFactor - Distribution of music and movies over the Net assumes unlimited downloads for consumers, but those days may be numbered if a trial from Time Warner Cable becomes common practice.

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Great Quotes

Straight to the Quotes ...

Movie: Dad's Army(1971)


Cpt. George Mainwaring:
I could have sworn that they would never break through the Maginot line.

Sgt. Arthur Wilson:
Quite right sir, they didn't.


Cpt. George Mainwaring:
I thought now. I'm a pretty good judge of these matters you know Wilson.

Sgt. Arthur Wilson:
They went round the side.

Cpt. George Mainwaring:
I see... they what!

Sgt. Arthur Wilson:
They went round the side.

Cpt. George Mainwaring:
That's a typical shabby Nazi trick, you see the sort of people we're up against Wilson.

Sgt. Arthur Wilson:
Most unreliable sir.



Movie: Adventures of Captain Marvel(1941)


[first lines]


[sound of a huge gong omninously echoes down the valley]

Billy Batson:
What's that, Mr. Howell?


Howell [Ch. 1]:
I don't know, Billy - let's find out. What do you make of that cymbal, Malcolm?

John Malcolm:
I don't know, Howell. Does it mean anything to you, Tal Chotali?

Tal Chotali:
The men of the hills are gathering. The cymbal says that the white men are to be driven from the Valley of Tombs.



Movie: X-Men: The Last Stand(2006)


Logan:
Don't get your panties in a bunch.




Movie: Otra conquista, La(1998)


Fray Diego de La Coruña:
[to Topiltzin, referring to the statue of the Virgin Mary] That lovely woman is just as true as yours.



[pause]

Fray Diego de La Coruña:
What matters now is that this is the new word.



Movie: Up in Smoke(1978)


Arnold Stoner:
You get yourself a job before sundown, or we're sending you to military school with that


[pause]


Arnold Stoner:
goddam Finklestein shit kid! Son of a bitch!



Movie: The Other Sister(1999)


Daniel McMann:
I love you every minute. I love you more than band music and cookie-making.



Movie: Halloween(1978)


Dr. Sam Loomis:
[pulling his gun after being startled by a crash] You must think me a very sinister doctor... oh, I have a permit.

Sheriff Leigh Brackett:
Seems to me you're just plain scared.

Dr. Sam Loomis:
Yeah, yeah I am...



Movie: Gabriel Knight: Sins of the Fathers (VG)(1993)


Gabriel Knight:
Have you ever called the hair club for men?

Det. Mosely:
I'd rather have NO hair than YOUR hair, Knight.




Movie: The Omega Man(1971)


Dutch:
I was a med-school senior when they scratched the world. As a matter of fact, I was planning on applying to biowar labs for my post-doc, but, heh-heh, the next term never came.

Robert Neville:
Now I'm sorry you didn't make it.

Lisa:
Sorry the world didn't make it.



Movie: Gambit(1966)


Nicole Chang:
I'm sorry, Émile. It's for the best. I'm sure you can find something honest to do with all that old Mongolian clay.



Movie: Tales of Symphonia (VG)(2003)


Kratos Aurion:
...Lloyd.

Lloyd Irving:
Hmm? What is it?

Kratos Aurion:
...Don't die.


Lloyd Irving:
Wha? Yeah, okay. What's up all of a sudden?

Kratos Aurion:
...Don't worry about it.


[Kratos leaves Lloyd alone]

Lloyd Irving:
How can he tell me not to worry after saying something like that?



Movie: Ocean's Eleven(1960)


Duke Santos:
It's not a zircon, it's a diamond; a big diamond. You don't think it's too big, do you? Your mother has excellent taste.

Jimmy Foster:
Has she?



Latest Movie News

Judge upholds ban on R-rated movies in state prisons (The Daily Comet)

Fri, 18 Jan 2008 12:12:18 GMT
BOSTON Massachusetts prison inmates won't be watching "Sweeney Todd," or any other movies with violent or sexual content. A federal judge in Boston has upheld a state policy that limits prisons to showing only movies that are rated G, PG or PG-13.

Netflix to deliver movies directly to TVs (Siskiyou Daily News)

Fri, 18 Jan 2008 18:25:25 GMT
SAN FRANCISCO (AP) - DVD-by-mail service Netflix Inc. will begin delivering movies and other programming directly to televisions later this year through a set-top box that will pipe entertainment over a high-speed Internet connection.

Ugo Pirro, scriptwriter of Oscar-winning movies, is dead in Rome at 87 (Minneapolis-St. Paul Star Tribune)

Fri, 18 Jan 2008 13:52:11 GMT
Italian scriptwriter Ugo Pirro, who wrote the screenplays for two Oscar-winning movies, including "The Garden of the Finzi-Continis" died Friday in Rome, city officials said. He was 87.

Motorsport: Need for speed

Sat, 19 Jan 2008 00:48:00 GMT
New Zealand Herald - This theory explains why the sound is turned up on advertisements at the movies, trapping you in a world dominated by the product. There are also evolutionary forces at work, apparently.

Palm releases Windows Mobile 6 update for Treo 750v New Zealand

Fri, 18 Jan 2008 04:24:00 GMT
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Movie Quotes Update

Here are the Movie Quotes ...

Movie: On the Double(1961)


Pfc. Ernie Williams:
I'm on a salt-free, fat-free, high protein, low calorie, low cholesterol diet.



Movie: Kabul Express(2006)


Khyber:
You needn't worry, though. they've pulled this scam so many times, there're no donkeys alive now

Imran Khan Afridi:
[deadpan, looking straight at Khyber] Some of them are. They're now drivers.



Movie: The Bachelor Party(1957)


The Existentialist:
My new landlord kept telling me he was in love with me. I said, "How existentialist can you get? You just met me five minutes ago."



Movie: Tales of the Abyss (VG)(2005)


Anise Tatlin:
No one can stand before the agent of justice, Tokunaga.

Luke Fon Fabre:
I don't know about 'Justice'.

Guy Cecil:
I think 'evil''s more like it.



Movie: Up the Chastity Belt(1971)


[Lurkalot is reciting the final part of the movies opening prologue]

Lurkalot:
And so they made me a serf, a servant. And they named me Lurklalot. Because I do.



Latest Movie News

Harley Oil recipe

Fri, 18 Jan 2008 03:25:00 +0000
A delightful recipe for Harley Oil, with root beer schnapps and Jagermeister herbal liqueur.

1/2 oz Jagermeister herbal liqueur
1/2 oz root beer schnapps

Pour ingredients in equal parts into a shot glass, and serve.
Serve in a Shot Glass.

Blog: The sound of silence

Thu, 17 Jan 2008 23:59:00 GMT
New Zealand Herald - Apple first introduced movies for sale in 2006, at prices from US$9.99 to US$12.99. Now, movies are available to rent for US$2.99 to US$3.99, or in high-definition for a dollar more.

Junk It All recipe

Fri, 04 May 2007 01:58:00 +0000
A sweet recipe for Junk It All, with vodka, gin, water and cherry jello.

1 cup chilled vodka
1/2 cup boiling water
1/2 cup chilled gin
3 oz cherry jello

Mix the cherry jell-o with boiling water; add vodka and gin.
Pour into paper shot cups and refrigerate for 3 hours before serving.
Serve in a Shot Glass.

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More Quotes

Check out these Quotes:

Movie: Quo Vadis(1951)


Vinicius:
[speaking of Nero] Is it true that the new Empress Poppea was once a harlot?

Petronius:
[Sardonically humorous] My dear Marcus, what a proletarian observation! You must know that a woman's past is of no consequence when she mates with a god.



Movie: X-Men(2000)


Wolverine:
That tickles.

Dr. Jean Grey:
Hey.

Wolverine:
Hey.

Dr. Jean Grey:
How are you feeling.

Wolverine:
Fantastic.




Movie: Accepted(2006)


Sherman Schrader:
[about entering the abandoned building] I hope you have hobo stab insurance.



Movie: I Am Sam(2001)


Rita:
Sam, I worry. I worry sometimes.

Sam:
Yeah... do you worry that you did something wrong?


Rita:
No. I worry that I've gotten more out of this relationship than you.



Movie: Addams Family Values(1993)


Pugsley:
[in the Thanksgiving play] I am a turkey. Kill me.



Latest Movie News

Netflix to deliver movies directly to TVs (Siskiyou Daily News)

Fri, 18 Jan 2008 18:25:25 GMT
SAN FRANCISCO (AP) - DVD-by-mail service Netflix Inc. will begin delivering movies and other programming directly to televisions later this year through a set-top box that will pipe entertainment over a high-speed Internet connection.

Ugo Pirro, scriptwriter of Oscar-winning movies, is dead in Rome at 87 (Minneapolis-St. Paul Star Tribune)

Fri, 18 Jan 2008 13:52:11 GMT
Italian scriptwriter Ugo Pirro, who wrote the screenplays for two Oscar-winning movies, including "The Garden of the Finzi-Continis" died Friday in Rome, city officials said. He was 87.

Palm releases Windows Mobile 6 update for Treo 750v New Zealand

Fri, 18 Jan 2008 04:24:00 GMT
Geekzone - My interests are mobile devices, good books, movies and food of course! Geekzone publishes news, reviews and articles on technology topics. We also have some busy forums

Cosmo Kurant recipe

Fri, 18 Jan 2008 12:22:00 +0000
A scrumptious recipe for Cosmo Kurant, with Absolut Kurant vodka, Cointreau orange liqueur, redcurrant juice, raspberry juice and lime juice.

1 1/2 oz Absolut Kurant vodka
1 1/2 oz raspberry juice
1 1/2 oz redcurrant juice
1 oz Cointreau orange liqueur
1 oz lime juice

Combine all ingredients in a cocktail shaker half-filled with ice cubes.
Shake well, and strain into ...]

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