Favorite Movie Quotes

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Sunday, May 04, 2008

Daily Movie Quotes

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Movie: Kevin James: Sweat the Small Stuff (TV)(2001)


Kevin James:
Let go of the damn door! Sit your ass on the kerb, I will come around and let ya in!



Movie: The Making of 'Amadeus' (V)(2002)


Patrizia von Brandenstein:
We were questioned very closely, after all we could have been CIA.



Movie: Urban Cowboy(1980)


Bud:
Now, you gotta learn something - there are just certain things a girl cain't do.

Sissy:
Name one.


Marshall:
I can name serval, pissin' on the side of a wall, gettn laid while your pants are still on ...

Sissy:
Why would you want to?



Movie: Accattone(1961)


Maddalena:
You mean my fellow's no good? he's handsome and good and he likes me.



Movie: Bad Boys(1983)


[To Lofgren]

Paco Moreno:
I lost my brother. All you lost was some skin.



Movie: Made Men(1999)


Miles:
Calm down Royce, Felix can handle it.

Bill Manucci:
Felix couldn't handle his own dick if it spat a load into his own hand!



Movie: Quatre cents coups, Les(1959)


Antoine Doinel:
I need some money for lunch, dad. Only 1,000 francs.

Julien Doinel:
Therefore you hope for 500. Therefore you need 300. Here's 100.



Movie: The Velvet Touch(1948)


Marian Webster:
Where did you get your luck, Valerie? Or does God pity the wicked?



Movie: The Ladies Man(1961)



Leon Phelps:
My name is Leon Phelps, and to those of you that are uninitiated, I am an expert in the ways of love. I have made love to many fine ladies from the lowliest bus station skank to the classiest most sophisticated, educated, debutant, high society... bus station skank.



Movie: Magnolia(1999)


Frank T.J. Mackey:
[Frank is speaking to followers at his seminar] Men are shit. What? Men... are... *shit*. What, isn't that what they say? Because we do bad things, don't we? We do horrible, heineous, *heinous*, terrible things. Things that no woman would ever do. No, women, they don't lie. No, women don't cheat. Women don't *manipulate* us. But you see what I'm getting at. You see what society does? Little boys, it's, "Wow, womaaaan!" We are taught to apologize. I am sorry. I am so sorry, baby. I am so sorry. What is it that we need? Is it their pussies? Their love? Mommy wouldn't let me play soccer... and Daddy, he hit me, so that's who I am, that's why I do what I do? Fucking bullshit. I will not apologize for who I am. I will not apologize for what I need. I will not apologize for what I *want*!



Movie: Valmont(1989)


Cecile:
We will only write this time, won't we?



Movie: Sabrina(1954)


Sabrina:
Paris is always a good idea.



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Today's Lines from Movies

Check out these Lines from Movies:



Movie: The Eagle Has Landed(1976)


Corpral Kuniski:
Hello Grandfather!

Laker Armsby (standing in a grave):
Foreigners?

Corpral Kuniski:
Polish. Corpral Kuniski.

Laker Armsby:
Kuniski? Well, that's not your fault, son, is it?



Movie: Queen Kelly(1929)


Kitty Kelly, aka Queen Kelly:
[stunned to learn that Wolfram is engaged to the Queen] He's going... to marry... you?

Queen Regina V:
*I* am going to marry *HIM*!



Movie: Xia dao Gao Fei(1993)


Virgin:
See anything you like?

Jeff:
Yeah, I saw a couple of lice puking.



Movie: Valley Forge (TV)(1975)


Gen. Washington:
Conway's a snake, and you'll see him squirming on the griddle before we're through.



Movie: VeggieTales: Madame Blueberry (V)(1998)


Archibald:
[after Larry is introduced in full Davy-Crockett-like costume and props for his song] Silly Songs has been cancelled until further notice.



[walks off-stage]

Larry the Cucumber, Jean-Claude, Scallion #2:
Oh, yeah?


[pause]

Larry the Cucumber, Jean-Claude, Scallion #2:
Well, how am I supposed to get outta this bear trap?

Archibald:
Oh, you'll think of something.



Movie: Tang shan da xiong(1971)


Mi:
Why hasn't my son come back? Go over to the factory and see if you can locate him. Hurry up.



Movie: Nadia (TV)(1984)


Bela Karolyi:
[playing around with the girls] They like it.

Marta Karolyi:
I didn't bring you here to be liked.

Bela Karolyi:
Sometimes people can't help themselves.



Movie: X-Men: Mutant Academy 2 (VG)(2001)


[Wolverine makes a line in the ground with his claws and then waves for his opponent to come forward]

Wolverine:
Come get some!



Movie: X-Men: Mutant Academy 2 (VG)(2001)


[after winning a round, Cyclops rubs his visor with his hand and gets into a battle stance]


Scott Summers:
Perhaps more time in the Danger Room.



Movie: S1m0ne(2002)


Viktor:
She's indestructible.



Today's Movie News

Will Smith (New York Times)

Sun, 04 May 2008 01:56:05 GMT
The most popular movies among NYTimes.com readers.

Receta del coctel del pimp

Sat, 03 May 2008 05:24:00 +0000
Aquí está una receta deliciosa para el coctel del pimp, con la vodka
de Absolut, el licor azul de Curacao, los schnapps del melocotón y el
jugo anaranjado del placer asoleado. el licor azul de 1 onza Curacao
vodka de la onza Absolut de los schnapps 2 del melocotón de 1 onza
jugo anaranjado del placer asoleado de 5 onzas vierte los ingredientes
en un cristal del highball, revuelve, y sirve. Servicio en un cristal
de Highball.

Lines from Movies for Today

Today's Lines from Movies:



Movie: Mad Monster Party?(1969)


Felix Flanken:
Take it out of my pay, Mr. Kronkite.

Mr. Kronkite:
Pay? What pay? You still have two more months to work for me for nothing before you're even as it is. Now what are you doing in the pharmacy department in the first place? Need I remind you that this is a drug store? There are people waiting at the lunch counter, someone is browsing though the paperback books, we still have a rack of these Veeblefetzers to unload and you're wasting your time in the pharmacy department. What am I not paying you for, Felix?



Movie: The Baby-Sitters Club(1995)


Suzi Barrett:
I've been to the moon.




Movie: Magnolia(1999)


Phil Parma:
Do you know that every other word you use is either 'shit', 'fuck', 'balls' or 'cocksucker'?

Earl Partridge:
Could you do me a personal favor?

Phil Parma:
Go fuck myself?

Earl Partridge:
You got it.



Movie: La Bamba(1987)


Buddy Holly:
The sky belongs to the stars.



Movie: Haine, La(1995)


Hubert:
Bullshit! You pointed a gun at a cop! We coulda been killed!


[an old man flushes the toilet and walks out of the stall]

Old Man:
Nothing like a good shit! Do you believe in God? That's the wrong question. Does God believe in us? I once had a friend called Grunwalski. We were sent to Siberia together. When you go to a Siberian work camp, you travel in a cattle car. You roll across icy steppes for days, without seeing a soul. You huddle to keep warm. But it's hard to relieve yourself, to take a shit, you can't do it on the train, and the only time the train stops is to take on water for the locomotive. But Grunwalski was shy, even when we bathed together, he got upset. I used to kid him about it. So, the train stops and everyone jumps out to shit on the tracks. I teased Grunwalski so much, that he went off on his own. The train starts moving, so everyone jumps on, but it waits for nobody. Grunwalski had a problem: he'd gone behind a bush, and was still shitting. So I see him come out from behind the bush, holding up his pants with his hands. He tries to catch up. I hold out my hand, but each time he reaches for it he lets go of his pants and they drop to his ankles. He pulls them up, starts running again, but they fall back down, when he reaches for me.

Hubert:
Then what happened?

Old Man:
Nothing. Grunwalksi... froze to death. Good day.



Latest Movie News

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Movie Quotations Update

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Movie: Darkman II: The Return of Durant (V)(1994)


Rollo Latham, Durant Henchman & CEO Inter-City Land Development:
[about Dr. Brinkman] Do you want me to make him the usual offer?


Robert G. Durant:
I don't think we should attract too much attention to ourselves, Rollo, why don't you try money instead?



Movie: Accepted(2006)


Bartleby Gaines:
Hey Rory, hows it goin? What's wrong?

Rory:
I... I... I- I didn't get into Ya- I didn't get into... I-I-I I didn't get into Yal- I didn't get into Yale.

Bartleby Gaines:
What? Why not?

Rory:
Well, there's no room for Rory at Yale! No, too many mediocre rich kids with well-connected parents.



Movie: Jackie Brown(1997)


Beaumont:
I'm still scared as a motherfucker, O.D. They talking like they serious as hell giving me time for that machine gun shit.

Ordell Robbie:
Aw, come on, man, they just trying to put a fright in your ass.

Beaumont:
Well, if that's what they doin', they done did it.

Ordell Robbie:
How old is that machine gun shit?

Beaumont:
About three years...

Ordell Robbie:
Three years? That's a old crime, man! They ain't got enough room for all the niggers running around killing people today, now how are they gonna find room for you?



Movie: The Eagle Has Landed(1976)


[Devlin has just provided Steiner with a much-needed resource]

Colonel Kurt Steiner:
Mr. Devlin, you are an extraordinary man.

Liam Devlin:
Col. Steiner, you're an extraordinary judge of character.



Movie: The Tall Guy(1989)


Ron Anderson:
You're both sacked. I give you a week's notice.

Dexter:
You can't do that! I demand to talk to the producer.

Ron Anderson:
I am the producer.

Dexter:
In that case, you can do that but I'm not going to give you the satisfaction of sacking me because I resign!

Ron Anderson:
Fine, then you get no severance pay and I sue your arse for breach of contract.

Dexter:
In that case I don't resign, you total and utter bastard!

Ron Anderson:
[slams the door in Dexter's face]


Dexter:
I hope all your children have very small dicks! And that includes the girls!



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Daily Movie Quotations

Today's Movie Quotations:



Movie: Fabuleux destin d'Amélie Poulain, Le(2001)


Narrator:
Amelie has one friend, Blubber. Alas the home environment has made Blubber suicidal.


[Pet fish leaps out of fish bowl in an attempt at suicide]




Movie: Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby(2006)


Ricky Bobby:
[running around on the track in his underwear] Help me Jesus! Help me Jewish God! Help me Allah! AAAAAHHH! Help me Tom Cruise! Tom Cruise, use your witchcraft on me to get the fire off me!




Movie: Uptown Girls(2003)


Ray:
I know you have trouble reading something as simple as a sign on the door, Gooey Huey. So let me help you. This is the *ladies'* room.


[makes LADIES sign in the air with her hand]



Movie: Urban Legends: Final Cut(2000)


[Travis watches Lisa down her second cocktail]

Lisa:
Come on. Drink up.

Travis:
Don't you have a plane to catch?

Lisa:
Wasted is the only way to fly.



Movie: Back to the Future Part II(1989)


[last lines]

Young Doc:
No! It can't be; I just sent you back to the future!

Marty McFly:
No, I know; you *did* send me back to the future. But I'm back - I'm back *from* the future.

Young Doc:
Great Scott!


[Doc faints]

Marty McFly:
Doc! Doc! Doc! Ohhhh...




Movie: N.Y.H.C. (V)(1999)


Lead Guitarist, 108:
The reason why parents are not so thrilled is because they want to have - its natural - they want to have a child that they can brag about and feel good about. And you can't brag that your child is a Hare Krishna.



Today's Movie News

Movies with messages not entertaining: Harrison Ford (New Kerala)

Sat, 03 May 2008 13:15:37 GMT
Washington, May 03 : American actor Harrison Ford revealed that he does not like to take part in movies with messages, as he fears they are not entertaining enough.

Funny Vinay Pathak and company are at it again! - MSN India Entertainment

Sat, 03 May 2008 05:39:00 GMT
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