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Movie: The Pacifier(2005)


First Junior Grizzly:
Hey Skeever, what do you put in a jar and shake till they're dead?

Second Junior Grizzly:
Fireflies!



Movie: Accattone(1961)


The German:
In the words of the prophet, today you sell your ring, tomorrow your watch, next week your chain and in 77 days you'll have nothing left.




Movie: E.T.: The Extra-Terrestrial(1982)


E.T.:
[saying good-bye to Gertie] Beeeeeee. Gooood.

Gertie:
[tearfully] Yes.




Movie: Under the Cherry Moon(1986)


Mrs. Wellington:
[Christopher writes something on a check] Fa you?


Christopher Tracy:
Tell him it's Chinese.



Movie: Halloween III: Season of the Witch(1982)


Daniel Challis:
[on the phone with network; the Silver Shamrock commercial begins] The third channel, it's still on. Please, take off the third channel. The third channel, it's still running. Stop it, please, for God's sake, please stop it. There's no more time. Please stop it. Stop it now. Turn it off! Stop it! Stop it! Stop it! Stop it! STOP IT!



Movie: Under Siege(1992)


Tom Breaker:
Look, Bill, if this is about reliving the 60's, you can forget about it, buddy. The movement is dead.

William Strannix:
Yes, of course! Hence the name: movement. It moves a certain distance, then it stops, you see? A revolution gets its name by always coming back around in your face. You tried to kill me you son of a bitch... so welcome to the revolution.



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State unveils new kid-friendly Web site

Tue, 04 Mar 2008 10:32:00 GMT
Tribune-Chronicle - State unveils new kid-friendly Web site ... Portal offers expansive links with movies, coloring books, video games

Receta del trabajo #2 del soplo

Mon, 12 Mar 2007 17:03:00 +0000
Esto es una receta de buen gusto para el trabajo del soplo # 2, con la
vodka de la torcedura de la frambuesa de Smirnoff y la soda de Sprite.
3 la soda de la onza Sprite de la vodka 3 de la torcedura de la
frambuesa de la onza Smirnoff revuelve junta la soda de la vodka de la
torcedura de la frambuesa de Smirnoff y de la limo'n-cal de Sprite en
un cristal del highball. Servicio derecho para arriba. Servicio en un
cristal de Highball.

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Latest Lines from Movies

Lines from Movies:

Movie: Addams Family Values(1993)


Amanda:
Why are you dressed like somebody died?

Wednesday:
Wait.



Movie: Once Upon a Time in Mexico(2003)


Agent Sands:
You know that withholding vital information from a federal officer is a serious offense. Especially when that officer has paid handsomely for it and wouldn't think twice about ripping that patch off your eyehole and skull-fucking you to death.



Movie: Zaat(1975)


[The newly transformed Leopold sees his new face in the mirror.]

Dr. Leopold:
Nothing at all like the catfish... but it's BEAUTIFUL!



Movie: A Tanú(1969)


Virág Árpád:
But just remember this, Comrade Pelikán. The class struggle is intensifying.



Movie: Nacho Libre(2006)


Nacho:
I'm not listening to you! You only believe in Science. That's probably why we never win!

Esqueleto:
We never win because you are fat!



Movie: Van Wilder 2: The Rise of Taj(2006)


Sadie:
No, Taj - I was talking about her vagina!



Movie: Main Hoon Na(2004)


Maj. Ram Prasad Sharma:
You lost your husband and your home once because of me. I will make sure that you won't lose you son too. Laxman will not be harmed.

Madhu Sharma:
[Ram starts to leave] Ram? I want both my sons back.



Movie: Ultrachrist!(2003)


Jesus/Ultrachrist!:
I understand that your faith is shaken, but just because Father Barry grabbed your tushy in Sunday school is no reason to spurn all religion.

Molly:
I never told anyone about that! You really are Jesus! Or a friend of Father Barry.



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Receta del amanecer de la fresa

Mon, 03 Mar 2008 09:22:00 +0000
Una receta apetitosa para el amanecer de la fresa, con ginebra, la
crema del coco, las fresas y la menta. 1 puntilla mint crema de 1 onza
del coco ginebra de 1 onza las fresas congeladas 1/3 taza mezcla todos
los ingredientes (excepto puntilla mint) con 1 taza de hielo machacado
en un mezclador eléctrico en una velocidad. Vierta en un cristal del
coctel, agregue la puntilla de la menta, y ...

Scarlett sells herself on eBay

Tue, 04 Mar 2008 09:27:00 GMT
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Receta del coctel de TNT

Mon, 03 Mar 2008 18:04:00 +0000
Aquí está una receta agradable para el coctel de TNT, con el coñac,
el licor del Cointreau, el bitters y el ajenjo anaranjados de Deva. 1
- 2 bitters de las rociadas coñac de 1 onza 1 porción de Deva del
ajenjo el 1/2 onza de licor anaranjado del Cointreau revuelven con
hielo y la tensión en un cristal del coctel. Servicio en un cristal
del coctel.

Site lets fans track web of celebrity connections

Tue, 04 Mar 2008 08:44:00 GMT
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Movie: Vacation(1983)


Rusty Griswold:
Wow dad, we must have jumped that rail by like 50 yards.

Clark:
Nothing to be proud of Russ...


[pauses as Rusty walks away]

Clark:
[proudly] ... 50 yards...



Movie: Karas: The Prophecy (V)(2006)


Yurine:
1... 2... 3... 4... 5... 6... 7... 8... 9... it is 10. Sway to and fro, sway. RELEASE!



Movie: Old Yeller(1957)


Arliss Coates:
What's Papa gonna sell our steers for?

Travis Coates:
For money, of course.

Arliss Coates:
What's money?

Travis Coates:
That's what you buy things with.

Arliss Coates:
What do you mean by buy things?

Travis Coates:
Well when you have money, you give it to people for stuff. They say you can get anything for money.


Arliss Coates:
Anything? What's it look like?

Travis Coates:
I never seen but one piece. A dollar bill Papa had.

Arliss Coates:
What'd Papa buy with his dollar?

Travis Coates:
Nothing that wasn't no good.

Arliss Coates:
But you just said you could get anything with money.

Travis Coates:
But Papa's was confederate.

Arliss Coates:
What's confederate money?

Travis Coates:
Confederate money? Well, it's...

Arliss Coates:
Well?


Travis Coates:
Don't you ever run out of questions?



Movie: Aces and Eights(1936)


[first lines]

Lucky:
[rolls dice into his hand] Ah! Lucky day!


Juanita Hernandez:
It is indeed a lucky day for the house of Hernandez.



Movie: Vacant Lot(2000)


Polaris:
A man without dreams is as empty as a vacant lot. Everyone needs dreams.



Movie: Gangs of New York(2002)


Amsterdam Vallon:
Challenge.

Bill:
Challenge accepted.




Movie: Vampire Savior EX Edition (VG)(1998)


Baby Bonnie "B.B" Hood/Bulleta:
These unworthy customers piss me off!



Movie: Laberinto del fauno, El(2006)


Ofelia:
[to Mercedes] Have you seen my mother? She's very beautiful.



Today's Movie News

Receta del amanecer de la fresa

Mon, 03 Mar 2008 09:22:00 +0000
Una receta apetitosa para el amanecer de la fresa, con ginebra, la
crema del coco, las fresas y la menta. 1 puntilla mint crema de 1 onza
del coco ginebra de 1 onza las fresas congeladas 1/3 taza mezcla todos
los ingredientes (excepto puntilla mint) con 1 taza de hielo machacado
en un mezclador eléctrico en una velocidad. Vierta en un cristal del
coctel, agregue la puntilla de la menta, y ...

A little Genie justice

Tue, 04 Mar 2008 10:03:00 GMT
Calgary Sun - ... From Her came up empty at the Oscars last week (even in the best actress category it was favoured to win) -- was the big winner at last night's Genie Awards for Canadian movies.

Scarlett sells herself on eBay

Tue, 04 Mar 2008 09:27:00 GMT
Xinhua News Agency - The star is offering the highest bidder a chance to spend the evening with her at the premiere of one of her movies. Also included in the eBay package is two tickets to the ...

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Today's Movie Quotations

Straight to the Movie Quotations ...

Movie: The One and Only(1978)


Hector Moses:
If your legs were as long as your schlong, you'd be a basketball player.



Movie: Orlando(1992)


Pope:
Sir, I accept your general rule, that every poet is a fool, but you yourself may serve to show it, that every fool is not a poet.



Movie: Ocean's Eleven(1960)


Virgil Malloy:
Are you a man?

Turk Malloy:
Yes, nineteen.

Virgil Malloy:
Are you alive?

Turk Malloy:
Yes, eighteen.

Virgil Malloy:
Evel Knievel.

Turk Malloy:
...shit.



Movie: A Pair of Briefs(1962)


Sidney Pudney:
Take a running jump at yourself, as the monkey said to the performing flea.



Movie: The Untouchables(1987)


[first lines]

Title Card:
1930. Prohibition has transformed Chicago into a City at War. Rival gangs compete for control of the city's billion dollar empire of illegal alcohol, enforcing their will with the hand grenade and tommy gun. It is the time of the Ganglords. It is the time of Al Capone.

Reporter:
[to Al Capone] An article, which I believe appeared in a newspaper, asked why, since you are, or it would seem that you are, in effect, the mayor of Chicago, you've not simply been appointed to that position.



Movie: L.A. Story(1991)


Trudi:
He said it's the first day of spring.


Harris:
Oh shit! Open season on the L.A. freeway!



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Receta del amanecer de la fresa

Mon, 03 Mar 2008 09:22:00 +0000
Una receta apetitosa para el amanecer de la fresa, con ginebra, la
crema del coco, las fresas y la menta. 1 puntilla mint crema de 1 onza
del coco ginebra de 1 onza las fresas congeladas 1/3 taza mezcla todos
los ingredientes (excepto puntilla mint) con 1 taza de hielo machacado
en un mezclador eléctrico en una velocidad. Vierta en un cristal del
coctel, agregue la puntilla de la menta, y ...

Charter Cable: We Have More HD Than Anyone

Tue, 04 Mar 2008 10:24:00 GMT
TVPredictions.com - But Lovett says Charter's On Demand menu, which includes high-def movies and TV shows, gives the cable operator an edge over the telcos and satellite.

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Movie: Major League(1989)


[Rick thinks he's been cut from the team]

Rick Vaughn:
I got news for you Mr. Brown, you haven't heard the last of me. You may think I'm shit now, but someday you're gonna be sorry you cut me. I'm gonna catch on somewhere else and every time that I pitch against you I'm gonna stick it up you're fuckin' ass!


[Throws baseball against locker]

Lou Brown:
Good, I like that kind of spirit in a player. The only problem is I didn't cut you.

Rick Vaughn:
What?

Lou Brown:
I think someone's been having some fun with you.



Movie: Un long dimanche de fiançailles(2004)


Rouvières:
A trench named Bingo Crepuscule? Why not Yippie Tralala?



Movie: Madagascar(2005)


Skipper the Penguin:
You, quadruped. Sprechen Sie Englisch?


Marty the Zebra:
I sprechen.

Skipper the Penguin:
What continent is this?

Marty the Zebra:
Manhattan.

Skipper the Penguin:
Hoover Dam! We're still in New York! Abort! Dive! Dive! Dive!



Movie: Half a Sixpence(1967)


[Kipps opens the shop doors, to find Harry standing outside]

Arthur Kipps:
Stay away from me. You've got me in enough trouble as it is!

Harry Chitterlow:
Time and tide wait for no man, lend me your ears! I've just come from your solicitor.

Arthur Kipps:
And?


Harry Chitterlow:
And your late grandfather...

Arthur Kipps:
I didn't know I had one!

Harry Chitterlow:
You had a mother?

Arthur Kipps:
Margaret Euphenia!

Harry Chitterlow:
Well, she had a father, your grandfather, and on his deathbed, he decided to recognise his illegimate grandson.

Arthur Kipps:
Me?

Harry Chitterlow:
You!

Arthur Kipps:
How much?

Harry Chitterlow:
A fortune, my boy!


Arthur Kipps:
No!

Harry Chitterlow:
£1250

Arthur Kipps:
What?

Harry Chitterlow:
A year - and your grandfather's house!



Movie: Jackass: The Movie(2002)


Chris Pontius:
Wait a minute. I already know my fortune, it's partying!



Movie: Xenosaga Episode II: Jenseits von Gut und Böse (VG)(2004)


Albedo:
As my duty as an immortal, I've prepared a brand-new world view for mankind. When I temporarily linked with U-DO, I climbed the ladder of evolution, and saw the leaning tower of culture that humans have struggled to construct. It's not even a tower, really, it's a scaffold of rotting wood, built with meager knowledge and pitiful tools. But a nice guy would tell them the truth, would he not? 'Hello! You've got it all wrong!'

Jr.:
What are you gonna do with this region of space?

Albedo:
Who knows? Perhaps I'll cause a shift and push this whole dimension into a high-order domain. Don't be afraid: We low-dimension creatures will move en masse to a higher plane! It'll be glorious! The true eternal chain! The fulfillment of that which we lacked! The evolution of mankind, and the evolution of the very world itself that watches over us! Happy days are here! They'll name a holiday after me! That is, assuming they even have the concept of holidays on the other side!



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Receta del tiro del jarabe del arce

Mon, 03 Mar 2008 12:07:00 +0000
El cheque fuera de esta receta agradable para el tiro del jarabe del
arce, con capitán Morgan Original condimentó schnapps del ron y del
caramelo. los schnapps condimentados Original del caramelo del ron el
1/2 onza de capitán Morgan del 1/2 onza revuelven los ingredientes
juntos en un cristal que se mezcla con hielo agrietado. Filtre en un
cristal del tiro, y servicio. Sirva en un cristal del tiro.

Scarlett sells herself on eBay

Tue, 04 Mar 2008 09:27:00 GMT
Xinhua News Agency - The star is offering the highest bidder a chance to spend the evening with her at the premiere of one of her movies. Also included in the eBay package is two tickets to the ...

Site lets fans track web of celebrity connections

Tue, 04 Mar 2008 08:44:00 GMT
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