Today's Movie Quotations

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Movie: The One and Only(1978)


Hector Moses:
If your legs were as long as your schlong, you'd be a basketball player.



Movie: Orlando(1992)


Pope:
Sir, I accept your general rule, that every poet is a fool, but you yourself may serve to show it, that every fool is not a poet.



Movie: Ocean's Eleven(1960)


Virgil Malloy:
Are you a man?

Turk Malloy:
Yes, nineteen.

Virgil Malloy:
Are you alive?

Turk Malloy:
Yes, eighteen.

Virgil Malloy:
Evel Knievel.

Turk Malloy:
...shit.



Movie: A Pair of Briefs(1962)


Sidney Pudney:
Take a running jump at yourself, as the monkey said to the performing flea.



Movie: The Untouchables(1987)


[first lines]

Title Card:
1930. Prohibition has transformed Chicago into a City at War. Rival gangs compete for control of the city's billion dollar empire of illegal alcohol, enforcing their will with the hand grenade and tommy gun. It is the time of the Ganglords. It is the time of Al Capone.

Reporter:
[to Al Capone] An article, which I believe appeared in a newspaper, asked why, since you are, or it would seem that you are, in effect, the mayor of Chicago, you've not simply been appointed to that position.



Movie: L.A. Story(1991)


Trudi:
He said it's the first day of spring.


Harris:
Oh shit! Open season on the L.A. freeway!



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