Favorite Movie Quotes

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Monday, May 05, 2008

Today's Quotes

Quotes:



Movie: The Karate Kid(1984)


[Bobby is about to face Daniel in the semifinals]

Kreese:
Bobby. I want him out of commission

Bobby:
But Sensei I can beat this guy.

Kreese:
I don't want him beaten.

Bobby:
But I'll be disqualified.


Kreese:
Out of commission.



Movie: Babe: Pig in the City(1998)


The Pitbull:
[during jelly bean distribution to the hungry animals] Thank the pig.



Movie: The Omen(1976)


Young nanny:
Look at me, Damien! It's all for you.



[she jumbs off a roof, hanging herself]



Movie: Madagascar(2005)


Marty the Zebra:
[whispering] It's the man!



Movie: Zatôichi(2003)


Shinkichi:
I have to say, it's incredible. You really look like a woman! Does make-up make men beautiful?

Geisha Seitaro 'Osei' Naruto:
It doesn't work on everyone. It depends on the face!




Movie: Galaxy Quest(1999)


Quellek:
Are you enjoying your Kep-mok blood ticks, Dr. Lazarus?

Sir Alexander Dane:
[disgusted] Just like mother used to make.



Movie: October Sky(1999)


Roy Lee:
What's an auk?

O'Dell:
It's a bird that don't fly.


Roy Lee:
You mean like a parakeet?



Movie: Dane Cook: Vicious Circle (TV)(2006)


Dane Cook:
You need to open up your soul and have a weep-a-thon.



Movie: Oil for the Lamps of China(1935)


Hester Adams Chase:
Two things matter to a man, the woman he loves and the work he does.



Movie: Zathura: A Space Adventure(2005)


Danny:
Wanna play Stratego?

Walter:
No, you always cheat at board games.

Danny:
But you can't even cheat at Stratego!

Walter:
Trust me, you'll find a way.




Latest Movie News

Will travel for `Tosca' - Miami Herald

Mon, 05 May 2008 06:55:00 GMT
You could call Jim and Peggy Lowman ``opera tourists.'' Longtime season ticket holders to the Atlanta Opera, the DeKalb County couple also take one or two trips a year to see opera ...

From the card catalog to the computer … - Chronicle-Telegram

Mon, 05 May 2008 04:39:00 GMT
1. Visit the library’s Web site at www.lorain.lib.oh.us . 2. Click on the eBooks icon at the left bottom corner of the page. 3. The CLEVNET Library On-Demand page will open ...

TV movies list from Channels (Akron Beacon Journal)

Sun, 04 May 2008 05:45:36 GMT
Here is the continuation of this week's movies list from the Beacon Journal's Channels television guide: Son of Fury ♥♥ (1942) Tyrone Power. Cheated 1700s duke finds Polynesia fortune and returns. FOXM Tuesday, 10 a.m.

Pre-wedding doubts are funny in the movies, but not in real life (The Springfield News-Leader)

Sun, 04 May 2008 08:00:34 GMT
The last-minute doubt before a wedding is one of the most enduring themes in movies and literature, and here it is again in "Made of Honor," a tale of a man's 11th-hour profession of love for his best friend.

Dogs have a nose for pirate movies, music (AFP via Yahoo! News)

Fri, 02 May 2008 22:49:07 GMT
They're black, wear yellow coats and have a nose for pirate movies and music: meet Lucky and Flo, two Labradors trained to sniff out not drugs or explosives, but the polycarbonate contained in DVDs and CDs.

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Movie: U Turn(1997)


Jake McKenna:
A man with no ethics is a free man.



Movie: Major League II(1994)


Jake Taylor:
Rube, you look at Playboy all the time, don't you?

Rube Baker:
I don't just look at it. I read the articles.

Jake Taylor:
Sure you do.


Rube Baker:
I do. I especially like it when they mention the girls' interests, like Betsy loves surfing.

Jake Taylor:
You even memorize them?

Rube Baker:
Yep. I guess I do.

Jake Taylor:
Bingo.



Movie: The R.M.(2003)



Humu:
[Humu is a *very* large Tongan exchange student] Dude! Your fiance is *hot*.

Jared:
You speak English?

Humu:
Better than Tongan, actually.

Jared:
But... but...

Humu:
Hey, look, man, no offense, but all your mom ever talks about is food storage and Relief Society centerpieces. To avoid an awkward conversation, I just had to eat. Heck, I was a "buck-eighty" when I first got here. Ha ha!



Movie: VeggieTales: Lord of the Beans (V)(2005)


Billboy Baggypants:
Today is my twelvety twoth birthday. I'm twice as tall as half of you and half as short as twice of you.



Today's Movie News

Top 10 Movies: 'Iron' is gold - Pittsburgh Post-Gazette

Mon, 05 May 2008 04:10:00 GMT
LOS ANGELES -- "Iron Man" was pure gold at the box office. The Marvel Comics adaptation, starring Robert Downey Jr. as the guy in the metal suit, hauled in $100.7 million during ...

Ford: 'Serious message movies aren't entertaining' (world entertainment news via Yahoo! UK & Ireland News)

Sun, 04 May 2008 09:25:39 GMT
Movie star Harrison Ford refuses to take part in movies with messages - because he fears they're not entertaining enough.

Tapu Misa: Our children are hurting as wealth gap becomes chasm - New Zealand Herald

Sun, 04 May 2008 23:17:00 GMT
I took an 8-year-old to the movies last week for the first time in his life. He couldn't take the grin off his face. You would have thought he'd come from another planet the way he ...

Movies in the Park continues (The Colony Courier-Leader)

Sun, 04 May 2008 06:01:57 GMT
Grab your blanket or lawn chairs, round up the family, and join The Colony Parks and Recreation Department and Horizons Church for their second Movies in the Park of 2008 sponsored by Hawaiian Falls Waterpark.

TV movies list from Channels (Akron Beacon Journal)

Sun, 04 May 2008 05:45:36 GMT
Here is the continuation of this week's movies list from the Beacon Journal's Channels television guide: Son of Fury ♥♥ (1942) Tyrone Power. Cheated 1700s duke finds Polynesia fortune and returns. FOXM Tuesday, 10 a.m.

Latest greatest Quotes

Today's Quotes:



Movie: Van Helsing(2004)


[Van Helsing and Carl break into a mausoleum to hide the unconscious Monster]

Carl:
I'm sure this is some kind of sin.

Van Helsing:
Don't worry, God will forgive us.



Movie: Naam(1986)


Vicky Kapoor:
Tu kal chala jayega to main kya karunga, tu yaad bahut ayega to main kya karunga... When you leave tommorrow, then what will I do, when I miss you, then what will I do...



Movie: Vanilla Sky(2001)


David:
I like your life.

Sofía:
Well, it's mine and you can't have it!



Movie: Xanadu(1980)


Kira:
Look up "muse" in the dictionary. Go on, page seven twenty-eight. Read it!

Sonny:
Okay, all right. I'll read it.



[reading]

Sonny:
"Muse; any one of the nine sister...”

Kira:
Like the album cover? Mm-hmm?

Sonny:
[reading] "Any one of the nine sister goddesses in Greek mythology, presiding over song, and poetry, and the arts and do you believe me now, Sonny?" How'd you do that? What's going on?

Kira:
[Points at the TV] The television!



[the television comes on and is showing a movie in black and white with two characters, Nick and Vargas, having a conversation when Nick pulls a gun]

Nick:
What should I do, Sonny? Dive at him, um, or make a martini?

Vargas:
Who you talking to?

Nick:
Sonny Malone. He doesn't believe Kira's a muse.

Sonny:
How can you be talking to me? You're a movie!

Vargas:
I ain't got time for this, Malone. Brenda's the only one that saw me at the racetrack. Now if the lady says she's a muse, she's a muse.


[Brenda Trent enters, played by Kira, who is still also outside of the television screen]


Vargas:
Who's that? Brenda!

Sonny:
Kira!

Brenda Trent:
Sonny.


[Sonny slumps into a chair]

Nick:
I think he needs a drink.

Kira:
It's okay; I'll take care of it. Thanks!

Nick:
Good luck on the opening of your joint, kid.



[Puts his hands up]

Nick:
Wish I could be there.


[the television goes off]



Movie: Labyrinth(1986)


Hoggle:
This is an oubliette, labyrinth's full of 'em.

Sarah:
Oh, I didn't know that.


Hoggle:
Oh don't act so smart. You don't even know what an oubliette is.

Sarah:
Do you?

Hoggle:
Yes. It's a place you put people... to forget about 'em!



Movie: Orange Barrels from the Phobosphere(2003)


Hickory Legroast:
[regarding a book Donna is studying] "Easy French Reader", huh? I have a companion volume in my library- "Easy French Women"- HA!



Movie: D.O.A.(1950)


Paula Gibson:
I told him I was your confidential secretary, but I guess I didn't sound confidential enough.



Movie: D.O.A.(1950)


Paula Gibson:
Frank, I don't know how to say this.

Frank Bigelow:
Say what?

Paula Gibson:
Well, what I want to say is that there's nothing you can do that you ever have to feel guilty about.



Today's Movie News

Actor Tom McCarthy happy he can direct movies on his terms - Deseret News

Sun, 04 May 2008 17:55:00 GMT
Like a lot of actors, Tom McCarthy wants to direct films. The difference is, he actually does direct when he can. The character actor, who was seen most recently in "Baby Mama" (a ...

This year's summer movies might redefine the season - Economic Times

Sun, 04 May 2008 16:57:00 GMT
LOS ANGELES: American summers were once the time to go for hikes, swim in lakes and frolic at the beach. Now they're the time to forget about outdoor pursuits and hunker down in ...

Gangster Love: Mob Movies Are a Hit at a Manhattan Barber Shop (New York Times)

Sat, 03 May 2008 22:56:35 GMT
A Manhattan barber will offer you a trim — and a movie you can’t refuse.

Lines from Movies for Today

Here are the Lines from Movies ...



Movie: C.R.A.Z.Y.(2005)


Laurianne Beaulieu:
[to Zac, after his accident] Thank God you were dedicated to Virgin Mary.




Movie: Accattone(1961)


Vittorio "Accattone" Cataldi:
So he didn't die of indigestion, he died of exhaustion.



Movie: On Deadly Ground(1994)


Forrest Taft:
Well, let's see, that's natives 8, oil workers 0. Anyone else wanna play with Cupcake?



Movie: Vacation(1983)


Clark:
I'm just trying to treat my family to a little fun.

Ellen Griswold:
Oh spare me, Clark, I know your brand of family fun. Tomorrow you'll probably kill the desk clerk, hold up a McDonalds, and drive us 1000 miles out of the way to see the world's largest pile of mud!



Movie: Vampire in Brooklyn(1995)


Maximillian:
[after being shot] Interesting. I've been stabbed, and I've been hanged, and I've been burned. Even broken on the rack once, but I've never been shot before. Kind of itches a little!



Movie: The Adventures of Mark Twain(1944)


Mark Twain:
Stormfield's a man of faith. Means he is willing to believe what he knows ain't so.




Today's Movie News

Warner : du P2P avec In2Movies, des sonneries chez Skype - NetEconomie.com

Wed, 30 Apr 2008 22:17:00 GMT
Time Warner est à l'honneur ce mercredi avec un accord dans les sonneries avec Skype et le lancement de sa plate-forme P2P In2Movies en Europe Pas besoin de sa filiale AOL pour ...

Receta del coctel #2 de Honolulu

Sat, 03 May 2008 14:38:00 +0000
Aquí está una gran receta para el coctel de Honolulu # 2, con
ginebra, licor herbario benedictino y licor del maraschino. el licor
herbario benedictino de 3/4 onza ginebra de 3/4 onza licor del
maraschino de 3/4 onza revuelve todos los ingredientes con hielo,
filtra en un cristal del coctel, y servicio. Servicio en un cristal
del coctel.

Receta de mon de los ululatos

Sat, 03 May 2008 17:39:00 +0000
Esto es una receta exquisita para los ululatos mon, con el whisky
escocés, el vino de Lillet Blanc y el vermú dulce. 1 vermú dulce
escocés del vino el 1/2 onza del whisky el 1/2 onza Lillet Blanc del
1/2 onza en un medio lleno de cristal que se mezcla con los cubos del
hielo, combina todos los ingredientes. Revuelva bien. Filtre en un
cristal del coctel. Sirva en un cristal del coctel.

Filmfest focuses on Russia - Tribune de Genève

Thu, 17 Apr 2008 00:57:00 GMT
Switzerland’s Visions du Réel film festival, known for its focus on gritty documentaries, will shed light this year on contemporary Russia and its human rights record. The ...

Receta de Berlín Martini

Wed, 06 Feb 2008 21:13:00 +0000
Aquí está una receta distintiva para Berlín Martini, con la vodka
de Smirnoff, los schnapps de la manzana y sambuca negro. 1 sambuca
negro del chapoteo los schnapps de la manzana de las rociadas de la
vodka 3 de 2 onzas Smirnoff toma una coctelera llenada de hielo.
Agregue la vodka del smirnoff de 2 onzas, 3 rociadas de schnapps, un
chapoteo wee del zambuca negro y la sacudida bien, manteniendo sus
pies plantados firmemente, posture perfecto. Tensión ...

Lines from Movies Update

Today's Lines from Movies:



Movie: The Unsinkable Molly Brown(1964)



Shamus Tobin:
Molly sure know what she was doin' when she made this place red. The blood don't show.



Movie: Only the Lonely(1991)


Rose:
Oh, that's a lovely dress you wearing.

Danny:
Isn't it?


Theresa:
Oh, thank you!

Rose:
Even though it is a little big on top.

Danny:
Ma!

Rose:
Well, it is, you said so yourself.

Danny:
Ma!

Theresa:
No, no that's a problem I have, I'm not really that endowed on top.

Danny:
No, no, no, no, no.

Rose:
You're built like a thirteen year old boy.



Movie: Adventures in Babysitting(1987)



Daryl:
Don't touch it! It could get infected, Jesus! He could get anything - Tetanus, rabies, scabies, emphysema!



Movie: Y tu mamá también(2001)


Luisa:
Life is like the surf, so give yourself away like the sea.



Movie: Out Cold(2001)


Stumpy:
Rick! I'm your father!

Rick:
Ok whatever!



Movie: Dancing at the Blue Iguana(2000)


Angel:
I did not inhale.



Movie: Tarzan(1999)


Kerchak:
I said he could stay. That doesn't make him my son.



Movie: U.S. Seals II (V)(2001)


Finley:
Looks like hell on Earth.



Today's Movie News

Comedy is helping Cameron - News.com.au

Sun, 04 May 2008 06:42:00 GMT
Cameron Diaz's move out of the film spotlight was a calculated one: she figured if she didn't make any movies, the press - that had hounded her during her high-profile ...

Receta del sapo del salto

Sat, 03 May 2008 20:57:00 +0000
Compruebe fuera de esta receta sabrosa para el sapo del salto, con el
brandy del albaricoque, el ron ligero y las cales. el brandy del
albaricoque de 3/4 onza jugo ligero del ron de 3/4 onza de las cales
del 1/2 revuelve todos los ingredientes con hielo, filtra en un
cristal del coctel, y servicio. Servicio en un cristal del coctel.