Quotes for Today

Today's Quotes:

Movie: Bachelor Party(1984)


Rick Gassko:
Attention, passengers, we are now leaving Nun Central and are beginning our journey to Hell and beyond. The captain has turned off the "no smoking" sign, and you may now move about the cabin freely.


[Kids start screaming, reading Playboy, and gambling]

Rick Gassko:
Thank you for being Catholic, and for choosing the Saint Gabriel's School Bus.



Movie: The Karate Kid(1984)


[Bobby is about to face Daniel in the semifinals]

Kreese:
Bobby. I want him out of commission

Bobby:
But Sensei I can beat this guy.

Kreese:
I don't want him beaten.

Bobby:
But I'll be disqualified.


Kreese:
Out of commission.



Movie: Unfaithful(2002)


Bill Stone:
Wait. Wait a minute. You're telling me about family? Well, you don't know the first goddamn thing about it. Why don't you take a look at your own fucking family, Ed? Take a goddamn look at that.



Movie: The Gamers (V)(2002)


Rogar, The Barbarian:
Am I still unconscious?



Movie: Bachelor Party(1984)


She/Tim:
By the way, my name is Tim and I'm always available. I also do engine work on BMW's.



Movie: Kabhi Kabhie - Love Is Life(1976)


Amitabh Malhotra:
[singing] Sometimes the thought crosses my mind / That you were made for me. / Before this you lived among the stars / You were called to earth for me. / Sometimes the thought crosses my mind / That your body, your eyes are in trust for me. / The dense shade of your hair is for me alone, / These lips, these arms are in my trust. / Sometimes the thought crosses my mind / As if wedding music plays on the road. / It is our wedding night and I'm lifting your veil... / You're melting in my arms, blushing with shyness... / Sometimes the thought crosses my mind / That you'll love me forever. / You'll always look at me with love in your eyes... / I know you now belong to another, but still / Sometimes the thought crosses my mind...



Movie: Halloween H20: 20 Years Later(1998)


Sarah:
Okay Charlie, no sex kinks till I've eaten.



Movie: U.S. Marshals(1998)


John Royce:
[seeing Cosmo about to light up a cigar] Would you mind not lighting that?

Cosmo Renfro:
[continuing to light up his Cigar] Yes.



Movie: Darling(1965)


Diana Scott:
Imagine if...

Miles Brand:
What?

Diana Scott:
It took three.

Miles Brand:
Took three?

Diana Scott:
Sexes. To make a child.

Miles Brand:
Very entertaining.

Diana Scott:
Everything would be different, wouldn't it, quite different, with three sexes.

Miles Brand:
Haven't we got enough problems with two?




Movie: The Karate Kid(1984)


Daniel:
Wouldn't a fly swatter be easier?

Miyagi:
Man who catch fly with chopstick accomplish anything.

Daniel:
Ever catch one?


Miyagi:
Not yet.



Movie: Back in the Day (V)(2005)


Reggie:
[to his mom] You can't even put food on the table!




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Movie: Laberinto del fauno, El(2006)


Mayor:
Have I told you that I was acquainted with your father, Captain?

Capitán Vidal:
No. I had no idea.

Mayor:
In Morocco. I knew him only briefly, but he left a great impression.

Capitán Vidal:
An excellent soldier.

Mayor:
The men in his battalion said that when General Vidal died on the battlefield, he smashed his watch on a rock so that his son would know the exaxt hour and minute of his death. So he would know how a brave man dies.

Capitán Vidal:
Nonsense. He didn't own a watch.




Movie: VeggieTales: Lord of the Beans (V)(2005)


Billboy Baggypants:
Today is my twelvety twoth birthday. I'm twice as tall as half of you and half as short as twice of you.



Movie: Haggard: The Movie(2003)


Wallet Guy:
There's gotta be a fucking five in here somewhere.



Movie: A Pair of Briefs(1962)


Sidney Pudney:
See you in the dock sometime, as the monkey said to the tramp steamer.



Movie: The Opposite of Sex(1998)


Jason Bock:
If I save one kid from getting butt-fucked, from having his ass totally reamed until it looks like the Lincoln Tunnel and he can't stand up for three weeks, then maybe all of this is worth... something. Teachers everywhere have to learn that no means no... at least until we've dropped out.



Movie: X-Men: The Last Stand(2006)


[last lines]


Prof. Charles Xavier:
[after credits] Hello, Moira.

Dr. Moira MacTaggart:
Charles?



Movie: Our Little Girl(1935)


Molly Middleton:
You were almost late, Daddy.

Dr. Donald Middleton:
Almost never won first prize. Say, where do you want us to sit?

Molly Middleton:
Oh, as if you didn't know.

Dr. Donald Middleton:
No, honestly, I've forgotten.

Molly Middleton:
You've forgotten where we sit when we picnic at Heaven's Gate? Oh, Daddy! Have you forgotten, too, Mommy? Do I have to tell you?

Elsa Middleton:
Afraid so.

Molly Middleton:
Right over there, where we always sit every May and September.




Movie: L.I.E.(2001)


Howie's friend:
Howie, if you do stuff with guys, that's gay stuff. If you do stuff with girls, that's straight stuff.



Movie: Halloween(1978)


Sheriff Leigh Brackett:
I have a feeling that you're way off on this.


Dr. Sam Loomis:
You have the wrong feeling.

Sheriff Leigh Brackett:
You're not doing very much to prove me wrong!

Dr. Sam Loomis:
What more do you need?

Sheriff Leigh Brackett:
Well, it's going to take a lot more than fancy talk to keep me up all night crawling around these bushes.

Dr. Sam Loomis:
I- I- I watched him for fifteen years, sitting in a room, staring at a wall, not seeing the wall, looking past the wall - looking at this night, inhumanly patient, waiting for some secret, silent alarm to trigger him off. Death has come to your little town, Sheriff. Now you can either ignore it, or you can help me to stop it.

Sheriff Leigh Brackett:
More fancy talk.



Today's Movie News

Wal-Mart won't stock HD DVD movies, players past June (BetaNews)

Fri, 15 Feb 2008 16:28:18 GMT
Following in the footsteps of Netflix and Best Buy publicly siding with Blu-ray in the next-generation DVD format war, Wal-Mart announced Friday it will no longer be stocking HD DVD players or movies by June. The decision was announced on Wal-Mart's Check Out blog by retail buyer Susan who is "excited" that it will make her job easier.

Ten movies couples can snuggle up to (State Hornet)

Fri, 15 Feb 2008 19:17:20 GMT
Mikhail Chernyavsky and Briana Monasky give us 10 movies that are key to a romanic evening. (0) comments TODAY Randy Solorio spent time as an actor, dancer and singer before coming to Sac State.

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Today's Movie Quotes

Movie Quotes:

Movie: The Actress(1953)


Annie Jones:
Ruth, why don't you give up this going on the stage business and settle down with a nice man?

Ruth Gordon Jones:
Oh, mama, don't be disgusting!



Movie: Madonna: Truth or Dare(1991)


Madonna:
We shouldn't have any more sex. You should build an altar for me in home and worship it daily, and you call me collect!



Movie: Operation Petticoat(1959)


Lt. Cmdr Matt T. Serman:
Sir, Sea Tiger was built to fight. She deserves a better epitaph than 'Commissioned 1940, sunk 1941, engagements none, shots fired none.' Now, you can't let it go that way. That's like a beautiful woman dying an old maid, if you know what I mean by old maid.

Capt. J.B. Henderson:
Did you ever sell used cars?

lt. Cmdr. Matt T.Sherman:
No, Sir.


Capt. J.B. Henderson:
I've got a hunch you missed your calling.



Movie: The Adventures of Rocky & Bullwinkle(2000)


[Natasha has posed as Karen to gain an upper hand, and the real Karen is being arrested for impersonating an FBI Agent]


Rocky:
But she really is with the FBI.

Oklahoma Cop:
Yeah, and I'm really John Goodman.



Movie: Quills(2000)


Coulmier:
It's nothing but an encyclopedia of perversions. One man killed his wife after reading them.

Marquis de Sade:
It's a fiction, not a moral treatise.



Movie: Urusei Yatsura 5: Kanketsuhen(1988)


Ataru:
I WILL NEVER FORGET! You... Lum.



Movie: Mad as a Mars Hare(1963)


Marvin Martian:
Oh, dear, I've got the silly thing in reverse. He's a Neanderthal rabbit!



Movie: Oscar and Lucinda(1997)


[On how Christians are by nature gamblers]

Oscar:
We bet that there is a God.



Movie: The Queen(2006)


Portrait Artist:
You may not be allowed to vote, ma'am, but it is your government.

HM Queen Elizabeth II:
Yes. I suppose that is some consolation.



Movie: Halloween III: Season of the Witch(1982)


Buddy Kupfer:
Conal Cochran, the all time genius in the practical jokes. He invented sticky toilet paper.

Daniel Challis:
Ah!

Buddy Kupfer:
Oh you must know. The dead dwarf gag, the soft chainsaw, all his.




Movie: Abbott and Costello Meet the Killer, Boris Karloff(1949)


Freddie Phillips:
I have a confession to make.

Angela Gordon:
You did it?

Freddie Phillips:
No, I mean that stuff


[champagne]

Freddie Phillips:
I don't drink that stuff, that's like drinking poison.


Angela Gordon:
Oh come on...

Freddie Phillips:
Oh stop it, the bubbles' is tickling my nose.

Angela Gordon:
For little Angela...

Freddie Phillips:
I wouldn't drink it for big Angela.



Today's Movie News

A LIFE IN MOVIES (Newsweek)

Sat, 16 Feb 2008 16:52:02 GMT

Recent movies, February 15 (Rocky Mountain News)

Fri, 15 Feb 2008 07:07:07 GMT
Don't tell us you forgot Valentine's Day. Hollywood didn't and released most of their movies on Thursday to cash in on a big date night. Capsules of the reviews you may have missed (for complete reviews, go to Rocky MountainNews.com):

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Movie: Halloween III: Season of the Witch(1982)


Buddy Kupfer:
[the Kupfers have been locked in a room called TEST ROOM A] Relax a minute, will you? Mr. Cochran will be here and everything will be fine. He just wants my opinion about some television commercials or something. You know, I still don't understand why they won't take my orders for next year. You know how I like to work ahead and well they're just not interestwed at all.


Betty Kupfer:
Maybe they're not going to have Halloween next year.


[Laughs]

Buddy Kupfer:
[sarcastically] Ha ha ha!



Movie: Ace Combat 5: The Unsung War (VG)(2004)


Jack Bartlett:
Hamilton, the problem with you is you don't know friend from foe. Terror is not your friend!



Movie: Daredevil(2003)


Bullseye:
He... made me... miss.

Kingpin:
You know what they say, too much pride can kill a man.



Movie: Kenny(2006)


Kenny:
From the back she looked like a fridge with a head.



Movie: The Operative: No One Lives Forever (VG)(2000)


Berlin Contact:
I seem to have lost my phone number. Can I borrow yours?

Cate Archer:
I'm in the book. Under "police department".

Berlin Contact:
Why must I be made to say such stupid things?



Movie: Used Cars(1980)


Rudy:
Hey, morning, Roy!


[Roy reacts by spitting on a car, and wiping it off]


Rudy:
[to himself] Same to you, asshole.



Movie: The Madagascar Penguins in: A Christmas Caper(2005)


Old Lady:
[thinks that Private is a toy] Now this is woikmanship. So where's the gosh darn squeaker on this thing? It's gotta have a squeaker.



[Private farts]

Old Lady:
Now that's more like it.



Latest Movie News

UBI World TV Launches In New Zealand

Fri, 15 Feb 2008 01:13:00 GMT
Scoop - Through UBI World TV, these communities can watch live news and enjoy the best dramas, comedies, movies, music, sport and more, in their language, direct from their home countries, in the comfort of ...

Movies (Anchorage Daily News)

Fri, 15 Feb 2008 13:41:01 GMT
Mat-Su Cinema, 2430 Parks Highway, Wasilla, 373-7003. Minors must have ID for admission to R-rated movies. Tickets are $8 for those 13 and older and $6 for seniors and children and for matinees (listed in parentheses).

Want love online - get real

Fri, 15 Feb 2008 03:44:00 GMT
Stuff - "Long walks on the beach, a passion for music and movies" just isn't going to cut it anymore in the rough and tumble world of online dating. Struggling at finding love on the web? Start by blaming ...

A LIFE IN MOVIES (Newsweek)

Sat, 16 Feb 2008 16:52:02 GMT

Michael Giltz: DVDs: 1939 -- The Best Year For Movies...Ever! (HuffingtonPost)

Fri, 15 Feb 2008 20:50:38 GMT
Film buff have declared 1939 as the greatest year for movies so many times that it's accepted almost as historical fact, rather than just a widely accepted opinion. And no wonder: in 1939, the ten movies nominated for Best Picture...

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Latest greatest Movie Quotations

Today's Movie Quotations:

Movie: Oh, God!(1977)


God:
Sometimes when you don't feel normal, doing a normal thing makes you feel normal. Here... start shaving.



Movie: Quick Change(1990)


Phyllis:
[comforting Loomis] Nothing's your fault...


[hits Loomis]

Phyllis:
... except you honked the fucking horn.



Movie: O Brother, Where Art Thou?(2000)


Ulysses Everett McGill:
Well, you lying... unconstant... succubus!

Vernon T. Waldrip:
Whoa, whoa, whoa! You can't swear at my fiancé!

Ulysses Everett McGill:
Oh, yeah? Well, you can't marry my wife!




Movie: Bad Boy Bubby(1993)


Bubby:
And if the poison doens't get you... God will.



Movie: The Dam Busters(1955)


RAF Officer at trials:
[after another failed test of the full-sized bomb] Well, it's a bad business isn't it?

Barnes Wallace:
Yes, I'm afraid it is.

RAF Officer at trials:
What are you going to do?

Barnes Wallace:
I think I know the trouble, I must work on it again.

RAF Officer at trials:
Well, here we are on the 22nd of April. The deadline date for the raid the 19th of May. That's barely four weeks.

Barnes Wallace:
Give me a few more days. A week at most.

RAF Officer at trials:
If you go and change the design. the factories will never do it in time...


Barnes Wallace:
I shan't change the design. I must just strengthen the casing and try a new method of release.

RAF Officer at trials:
Oh well, a week from today. If it doesn't work then, we shall have to call it off. There's nothing else we can do.



Movie: Once Were Warriors(1994)


Beth Heke:
Our people once were warriors. But unlike you, Jake, they were people with mana, pride; people with spirit. If my spirit can survive living with you for eighteen years, then I can survive anything.



Today's Movie News

(Metropolitan Opera photo by KEN HOWARD)

Sat, 16 Feb 2008 08:00:00 GMT
Detroit Free Press - The Met at the movies Puccini opera comes to metro Detroit cineplexes live via satellite. February 16, 2008. By MARK STRYKER. FREE PRESS MUSIC WRITER. Now playing at the multiplex -- a three-hanky tragedy ...

Dad, you've come to the Reitman

Thu, 14 Feb 2008 16:09:00 GMT
New Zealand Herald - You don't think of it as just movies, but as a life," he said. "I couldn't help but wonder how my life was going to go ... One film does not make a career.

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