Today's Movie Quotes

Movie Quotes:

Movie: The Actress(1953)


Annie Jones:
Ruth, why don't you give up this going on the stage business and settle down with a nice man?

Ruth Gordon Jones:
Oh, mama, don't be disgusting!



Movie: Madonna: Truth or Dare(1991)


Madonna:
We shouldn't have any more sex. You should build an altar for me in home and worship it daily, and you call me collect!



Movie: Operation Petticoat(1959)


Lt. Cmdr Matt T. Serman:
Sir, Sea Tiger was built to fight. She deserves a better epitaph than 'Commissioned 1940, sunk 1941, engagements none, shots fired none.' Now, you can't let it go that way. That's like a beautiful woman dying an old maid, if you know what I mean by old maid.

Capt. J.B. Henderson:
Did you ever sell used cars?

lt. Cmdr. Matt T.Sherman:
No, Sir.


Capt. J.B. Henderson:
I've got a hunch you missed your calling.



Movie: The Adventures of Rocky & Bullwinkle(2000)


[Natasha has posed as Karen to gain an upper hand, and the real Karen is being arrested for impersonating an FBI Agent]


Rocky:
But she really is with the FBI.

Oklahoma Cop:
Yeah, and I'm really John Goodman.



Movie: Quills(2000)


Coulmier:
It's nothing but an encyclopedia of perversions. One man killed his wife after reading them.

Marquis de Sade:
It's a fiction, not a moral treatise.



Movie: Urusei Yatsura 5: Kanketsuhen(1988)


Ataru:
I WILL NEVER FORGET! You... Lum.



Movie: Mad as a Mars Hare(1963)


Marvin Martian:
Oh, dear, I've got the silly thing in reverse. He's a Neanderthal rabbit!



Movie: Oscar and Lucinda(1997)


[On how Christians are by nature gamblers]

Oscar:
We bet that there is a God.



Movie: The Queen(2006)


Portrait Artist:
You may not be allowed to vote, ma'am, but it is your government.

HM Queen Elizabeth II:
Yes. I suppose that is some consolation.



Movie: Halloween III: Season of the Witch(1982)


Buddy Kupfer:
Conal Cochran, the all time genius in the practical jokes. He invented sticky toilet paper.

Daniel Challis:
Ah!

Buddy Kupfer:
Oh you must know. The dead dwarf gag, the soft chainsaw, all his.




Movie: Abbott and Costello Meet the Killer, Boris Karloff(1949)


Freddie Phillips:
I have a confession to make.

Angela Gordon:
You did it?

Freddie Phillips:
No, I mean that stuff


[champagne]

Freddie Phillips:
I don't drink that stuff, that's like drinking poison.


Angela Gordon:
Oh come on...

Freddie Phillips:
Oh stop it, the bubbles' is tickling my nose.

Angela Gordon:
For little Angela...

Freddie Phillips:
I wouldn't drink it for big Angela.



Today's Movie News

A LIFE IN MOVIES (Newsweek)

Sat, 16 Feb 2008 16:52:02 GMT

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Fri, 15 Feb 2008 07:07:07 GMT
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