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Tuesday, February 19, 2008

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Movie: The Magnificent Seven(1960)


Chamlee:
I'm sorry, friend, but there'll be no funeral.

Henry:
What?

Chamlee:
Oh, the grave is dug and the defunct there is as ready as the embalmers ought to make him. But there'll be no funeral.

Henry:
What's the matter? Didn't I pay enough?

Chamlee:
It's not a question of money. For twenty dollars, I'd plant anybody with a hoop and a holler. But the funeral is off.


Henry:
Now how do you like that. I want him buried, you want him buried and if he could sit up and talk, he'd second the motion. Now that's as unanimous as you can get.



Today's Movie News

War, torture dominate Oscar docos

Mon, 18 Feb 2008 23:57:00 GMT
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The Year My Parents Went on Vacation (2007) (New York Times)

Tue, 19 Feb 2008 05:57:24 GMT
The most popular movies among NYTimes.com readers.

What The Movies Don't Tell You About Stealing Art (Arts Journal)

Tue, 19 Feb 2008 02:18:10 GMT
"One thing art theft movies tend to have in common is that they dwell on the heist and not on the aftermath, for reasons that are probably more than cinematic: Art is an exceedingly dumb thing to steal."

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Movie: Only Angels Have Wings(1939)


Bonnie Lee:
How can you eat that?

Geoff Carter:
What?

Bonnie Lee:
Eat that steak.

Geoff Carter:
Well, what's the matter with it?

Bonnie Lee:
[referring to Joe] It was his!

Geoff Carter:
Well, what do you want me to do, have it stuffed?



Movie: The Untitled Star Wars Mockumentary(2003)


Damon Packard:
CGI rules! Go, digital, go!







Movie: Ulzana's Raid(1972)


Maj. Cartwright:
What we have to determine, Mr. McIntosh, is how many of them there are and whether they are hostile.

McIntosh:
Well, the first is open to question; the second you can bet money on.



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Downloadable movies are in demand (Miami Herald)

Mon, 18 Feb 2008 20:55:02 GMT
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Movie: The Magnificent Yankee(1950)


[referring to President Theodore Roosevelt]

Oliver Wendell Holmes:
He said, among other things, that he could carve a judge with more backbone out of a banana.

Fanny Bowditch Holmes:
[outraged] Well, the very idea!

Graham, reporter for Boston Transcript:
Is there any statement, Mrs. Holmes, that you would make?

Fanny Bowditch Holmes:
Yes, Mr. Graham, there is.

Oliver Wendell Holmes:
Fanny...

Fanny Bowditch Holmes:
You may say that we adore dear Mr. Roosevelt at all times -


Graham, reporter for Boston Transcript:
Adore, Mrs. Holmes?

Fanny Bowditch Holmes:
Yes, Mr. Graham, we adore everything about him... except his taste in bananas.





Movie: The Madagascar Penguins in: A Christmas Caper(2005)


[Following Old Lady]

Skipper:
Not on my watch, blue hair!



Movie: Under My Skin(1950)


Paule Manet:
Well, the way I got it, America's a great big country which is entirely populated by men who are misunderstood. No, not entirely.

Joe Butler:
Huh?

Paule Manet:
There are also the women who misunderstand them. If it isn't the wife, it is a girl who is out sitting under the apple tree.

Joe Butler:
What apple tree?


Paule Manet:
The good old apple tree. A lot of things must grow on trees - cigarettes and chocolate bars, nylon stockings, anything!





Movie: Olive, the Other Reindeer (TV)(1999)


Radio Announcer:
Check out Marzipan Shack's pre-Ramadan Christmas sale!




Movie: Absolute Power(1997)


Luther Whitney:
Go down a rope in the middle of the night? If I could do that, I'd be the star of my AARP meetings.



Movie: Abby Singer(2003)


Maybeline:
[to Migule Arteta about Jake Gyllenhaal] Why don't you direct him to love me.







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Movie: Earth Girls Are Easy(1988)


[Ted sees a bowling ball embedded in his computer monitor]

Ted:
But they said the Commodore would withstand anything!



Movie: The Odd Couple(1968)


Murray:
I'm telling you, I'm worried. I know Felix. He's going to try something crazy.

Vinnie:
You mean you just threw him out?

Oscar Madison:
That's right, I threw him out. It was my decision. All right, I admit it. Let it be on my head.

Vinnie:
Let what be on your head?


Oscar Madison:
How should I know? Felix put it there. Ask him.

Speed:
He's out there somewhere.

Oscar Madison:
Listen, he was driving us all crazy with his napkins and his ashtrays and his bacon, lettuce and tomato sandwiches. All of you said so.

Roy:
We didn't say kick him out, Oscar.

Oscar Madison:
Well, who do you think I did it for? I did it for us!

Roy:
Us?

Oscar Madison:
Yes, that's right. Do you know what he was planning for next Friday night's poker game as a change of pace? Do you have any idea?

Vinnie:
What?

Oscar Madison:
A luau! A Hawaiian luau! Roast pork, fried rice, spareribs - they don't play poker like that in Honolulu!




Movie: Palindromes(2004)


Joyce Victor:
[Talking about Aviva's unborn fetus] It's not a baby. It's just a tumor.











Movie: The X Files(1998)


Mulder:
Maybe we should call in a bomb threat to Houston. I think it's free beer night at the Astrodome.



Movie: Madagascar(2005)


Marty the Zebra:
I'm ten years old. My life is half over and I don't even know if I'm black with white stripes or white with black stripes!



Movie: Once Upon a Time in Mexico(2003)


[El meets Cucuy in the middle of town]


Cucuy:
There's cartel on every corner.

El Mariachi:
Sands told me you handle protection.

Cucuy:
I don't work for Sands anymore. And since I'm a Mexi-can, I can do whatever I want.

El Mariachi:
Then I guess I don't work for Sands neither. Goodbye.


[Cucuy grabs his arm]

Cucuy:
There's a price on your head. I'm going to collect. Why don't you just tell Barillo everything you know and then maybe he'll just cut off your hands.

El Mariachi:
And if I don't?

Cucuy:
Remember that old man I killed in your village? What if your whole village was next?


El Mariachi:
Would you kill them?

Cucuy:
Me?


[Points to his men]

Cucuy:
They certainly would.

El Mariachi:
Then I guess I have no choice... but to kill you all.



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Movie: Hairspray(1988)


Link Larkin:
I was at home practicing my twist on The Twist when I overheard it on the TV. I can't believe Tracy bludgeoned that Eagle Scout. It's just not like her.

Edna Turnblad:
But it's not true! He didn't even bleed. I was there.

Link Larkin:
I shoulda been there. By her side. I'm so worried. I can't sleep. I can't eat ...

Edna Turnblad:
You can't eat? Well come in and worry with us.




Movie: The Karate Kid(1984)


Daniel:
What's the matter? The truth hurt?

Ali Mills:
So you really think that's it?


Daniel:
I know it is.

Ali Mills:
Yeah well, you're wrong.

Daniel:
Oh, you bet I'm wrong.

Ali Mills:
You know Daniel, I didn't go out with you because of a car or where you live.

Daniel:
Okay, since we're on the subject, why did you?


[silence]

Daniel:
Huh? Why did you?

Ali Mills:
I thought maybe you and me we're different.


Daniel:
Oh yeah, I'm from Reseda, you're from the hills, that's how we're different.

Ali Mills:
Oh, shut up.

Daniel:
Admit that you just can't handle the situation the way it is.

Ali Mills:
You know I can handle it fine. But you can't.


[exits]

Susan:
What makes you so sensitive? She's never been anything but nice to you.

Daniel:
Yeah she even used to me to make what's-his-name jealous.

Susan:
She doesn't even like what's-his-name!


Daniel:
Yeah I couldn't really tell, by the way their faces we're stuck together at that country club.

Susan:
Oh, that's right. You didn't stick around for the um... exciting conclusion.

Daniel:
Oh what was that? His hand on her ass?

Susan:
Her right hook, you think she sprained her wrists doing her nails?

Daniel:
She hit him?

Susan:
An understatement.

Daniel:
I don't get it, why didn't she say something?

Susan:
She shouldn't have to? Should she?



[walks away]



Movie: The Jacksons: An American Dream (TV)(1992)


Marlon:
You know, I'm sick of this- promotional tours. When do we get to perform again?


Jackie:
Hey, man, ask Michael.

Marlon:
Yeah, sure. "Ask Michael." Who ever sees Michael?

Jackie:
You need an appointment to see your own little brother.



Movie: Orgazmo(1997)


[G-Fresh gets hit in the head with a bat several times offscreen. When it shows him again, he only has a bloody lip]

G-Fresh:
Aw, dat hurt so much!



Movie: One Hour Photo(2002)


Sy Parrish:
New parents go photo crazy.



Movie: Halo 2 (VG)(2004)


Grunt:
[to the Arbiter] Please, no hurt! Me like Elites. Brutes stinky bad bad. Me stay here, make sure no Brutes come behind mighty Arbiter. Heh, heh... Eh?



Movie: Vampire: The Masquerade - Bloodlines (VG)(2004)


Radio Ad:
Friggin Chicken- You'll swear it's the best you've ever had!



Movie: Tales of Manhattan(1942)


George:
I know my own tailcoat!

Diane:
Well, you didn't last night!



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Master of 'message' movies, Kramer made audience think (The Star-Ledger)

Sun, 17 Feb 2008 05:52:49 GMT
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