Movie Quotes Update

Today's Movie Quotes:

Movie: Earth Girls Are Easy(1988)


[Ted sees a bowling ball embedded in his computer monitor]

Ted:
But they said the Commodore would withstand anything!



Movie: The Odd Couple(1968)


Murray:
I'm telling you, I'm worried. I know Felix. He's going to try something crazy.

Vinnie:
You mean you just threw him out?

Oscar Madison:
That's right, I threw him out. It was my decision. All right, I admit it. Let it be on my head.

Vinnie:
Let what be on your head?


Oscar Madison:
How should I know? Felix put it there. Ask him.

Speed:
He's out there somewhere.

Oscar Madison:
Listen, he was driving us all crazy with his napkins and his ashtrays and his bacon, lettuce and tomato sandwiches. All of you said so.

Roy:
We didn't say kick him out, Oscar.

Oscar Madison:
Well, who do you think I did it for? I did it for us!

Roy:
Us?

Oscar Madison:
Yes, that's right. Do you know what he was planning for next Friday night's poker game as a change of pace? Do you have any idea?

Vinnie:
What?

Oscar Madison:
A luau! A Hawaiian luau! Roast pork, fried rice, spareribs - they don't play poker like that in Honolulu!




Movie: Palindromes(2004)


Joyce Victor:
[Talking about Aviva's unborn fetus] It's not a baby. It's just a tumor.











Movie: The X Files(1998)


Mulder:
Maybe we should call in a bomb threat to Houston. I think it's free beer night at the Astrodome.



Movie: Madagascar(2005)


Marty the Zebra:
I'm ten years old. My life is half over and I don't even know if I'm black with white stripes or white with black stripes!



Movie: Once Upon a Time in Mexico(2003)


[El meets Cucuy in the middle of town]


Cucuy:
There's cartel on every corner.

El Mariachi:
Sands told me you handle protection.

Cucuy:
I don't work for Sands anymore. And since I'm a Mexi-can, I can do whatever I want.

El Mariachi:
Then I guess I don't work for Sands neither. Goodbye.


[Cucuy grabs his arm]

Cucuy:
There's a price on your head. I'm going to collect. Why don't you just tell Barillo everything you know and then maybe he'll just cut off your hands.

El Mariachi:
And if I don't?

Cucuy:
Remember that old man I killed in your village? What if your whole village was next?


El Mariachi:
Would you kill them?

Cucuy:
Me?


[Points to his men]

Cucuy:
They certainly would.

El Mariachi:
Then I guess I have no choice... but to kill you all.

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