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Tuesday, March 04, 2008

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Movie: Half Baked(1998)


Brian:
Hey, Jan... will you be my girlfriend?


Jan:
Well, I would, but I'm gay. I'm a big dyke.

Brian:
Oh. What's that like?





Movie: Da Kath & Kim Code (TV)(2005)


Kath Day Knight:
Oh Sharon, is everything alright?

Sharon Strzelecki:
No, not really.

Kim Day Craig:
Where's Marriat?

Sharon Strzelecki:
Marriat is nowhere. He's nowhere and nothing. Turns out that I fell in love with a piece of spam. After he didn't turn up at the airport, I went to an Internet cafe. And I discovered that Marriat - my beautiful, gentle, smart, funny Marriat - is nothing more than a blog. An Internet address. marryat.com. A site that's been offering to marry women all around the world.... But, you know, the weird thing is, Mrs D, I still love him!




Movie: Zathura: A Space Adventure(2005)


Astronaut:
Are you telling me to leave?

Walter:
Well, once you're finished eating... yeah.

Astronaut:
Well, he spun me

Astronaut:
[points at Danny]


Astronaut:
, so he has to decide.

Walter:
[pulls out card] Well I'm Fleet Admiral, and I'm telling you to hit the road

Astronaut:
Oh... I'm sorry... I didn't know. Oh, you know what...

Astronaut:
[pulls out a card]

Astronaut:
I'm Fleet Admiral too! It's just a card, Bugnuts!



Movie: The Baby-Sitters Club(1995)


Grace:
[Distracts Mary-Ann so Cokie can talk to Logan] Mary-Ann!


Bebe:
Mary-Ann!

Mary Anne Spier:
[Confused] Hi!

Bebe, Grace:
[Sarcastically] Hi!

Mary Anne Spier:
Yeah.


[about to leave]

Grace:
[Stops her] Wait! What,um, classes are you taking next year?


Mary Anne Spier:
I don't really know yet. Why?

Grace:
[Bebe and Grace look at each other] Can I try on your riding pants?





Movie: Valley of the Dolls(1967)


(Stage manager):
Neely? Neely open the door, you're on. Neely!

Neely O'Hara:
Hi!

(Stage manager):
My God. You've got on your costume for the second act.


Neely O'Hara:
So? I'll do the second act first!



Movie: L.A. Confidential(1997)


Captain Dudley Smith:
Our justice must be swift and merciless.



Movie: The One(2001)


Yulaw:
[confronting Gabriel Law] The good news is you're not crazy. The bad news is...


[starts shooting at him]







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Movie: One Crazy Summer(1986)


Egg Stork:
Ack Ack, let me tell you a little story. A story about a little fat kid who everybody made fun of, and nobody liked and he had a twin brother, and everybody said he never looked like his twin brother, but he wanted to...


Ack Ack Raymond:
Egg, where you that little boy?

Egg Stork:
No! No! But I used to beat the shit out him! "Why are you so fat? Why are so ugly?" Aaagghh!

Ack Ack Raymond:
Great story, thanks.



Movie: Our Little Girl(1935)


Sarah Boynton:
Now that we've gotten positive results from the cultures, I'm sure you'll be able to prove your entire theory.

Dr. Donald Middleton:
If I only can, it'll mean the beginning of a whole new treatment.

Sarah Boynton:
And don't worry about things while you're away.

Dr. Donald Middleton:
What do you mean? Why should I?


Sarah Boynton:
Oh, uh, I meant about the patients. I'm sure I'll be able to take care of them in your absence.

Dr. Donald Middleton:
I know I can always count on you, Boynton.



Movie: Ultimate Spider-Man (VG)(2005)


Spider-Man:
[When fighting the Green Goblin, referring to his fireballs] Only YOU can prevent Spidey-man fires!






Movie: One Hour Photo(2002)


Bill Owens:
Sy, there's a 1000 other places where you can do your photos. There's no reason to come all the way down other than to fuck with me.

Sy Parrish:
There's a very good reason. I calibrated that machine personally. It's the best mini-lab in the state.



Movie: Jackie Brown(1997)


Jackie Brown:
Melanie?

Melanie:
Jackie?


Jackie Brown:
Hey, girl, what's up?

Melanie:
Hey, are you getting that suit?

Jackie Brown:
Yeah. You like it?

Melanie:
It looks really good on you.

Jackie Brown:
You got something for me?

Melanie:
You betcha.

Jackie Brown:
I put a cherry on top. Booh-yah! What the fuck did Ordell ever do for us, huh?

Melanie:
Thanks.



Movie: One Per Cent(2006)


Gracie:
Some people like art, I happen to like fashion. You like Chopin... Ok, I think he's boring. You like Chopin... I like... Chopard, Ok, what's the difference. I mean fashion is art, right? It's an expression of who I am.





Movie: Back to the Future Part II(1989)


Marty McFly:
[nervously picks up a newspaper on a porch] 1985... it can't be...


[shotgun is cocked behind his head]


S. S. Strickland:
Drop it!


[Marty quickly throws the newspaper to the ground and looks up]

S. S. Strickland:
So you're the son of a bitch who's been stealing my newspapers.

Marty McFly:
[holds hands up nervously] Mr. Strickland! It- it- it's me, sir. Marty McFly!

S. S. Strickland:
Who?


[jabs Marty in the chest with shotgun threateningly]


Marty McFly:
[voice becomes very high] Marty McFly! Marty McFly! Don't you know, Mr.- From school, sir!

S. S. Strickland:
I've never seen you before, but you look to me like a slacker!


[waves shotgun threateningly at Marty's face]

Marty McFly:
Yeah! That's right! That's right, I am a slacker! Don't you remember, you gave me detention last week!

S. S. Strickland:
Last week? The school burnt down six years ago! Now you got exactly three seconds to get off my porch with your nuts intact!


[points shotgun at Marty's groin]


S. S. Strickland:
One!

Marty McFly:
[screams] Oh, please! Mr. Strickland! I just want to know what the hell is going on!

S. S. Strickland:
Two!

Marty McFly:
[yells and covers groin] Ahhhhh!


[gang members suddenly round the corner, yell, "Mr. Strickland!" and do drive-by. Marty ducks behind the porch and Mr. Strickland dives inside his house]

Marty McFly:
[Marty stands with hands covering his ears and screaming] Ah! Ah! Ah! Oh!



[jumps over porch, then promptly ducks as Mr. Strickland aims his gun at the gang members]

S. S. Strickland:
[fires two rounds] Eat lead, slackers!



Movie: On Her Majesty's Secret Service(1969)


[Bond is secretly asking Draco for assistance]

James Bond:
I'd like to interest you in a demolition deal that requires certain aerial activity to install equipment.



Movie: Danger! 50,000 Zombies!(2004)


Nick Frost:
When I googled the name "zombies" onto my personal computer at home, time and time again the same name would flash up. Do you know what that name was?

Zombie Hunter:
Uhhhmm... is it that Paris Hilton...


Nick Frost:
-whistles- Uh-uh, no. The name was Doctor Russell fell.

Zombie Hunter:
Me?





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Movie: One Hundred and One Dalmatians(1961)


Cruella De Vil:
[Trying to write a check for the puppies] Oh blast this pen!


[Shakes it]


Cruella De Vil:
Blast this wretched, wretched pen! EH!


[Splatters ink over Pongo and Roger]



Movie: The Others(2001)


Anne:
Cowardy Cowardy Custard.



Movie: Waiting for Guffman(1996)


Corky St. Clair:
I'll tell you why I can't put up with you people. Because you're bastard people.



Movie: Accattone(1961)


Vittorio "Accattone" Cataldi:
If I get nothing because of you, you'd better run.





Movie: Van Wilder(2002)


Richard:
Gwen, what are you doing here?

Van Wilder:
You two know each other?

Richard:
That's my girlfriend, gluteus erecti.



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Bollywood is starved of new talent: Subhash Ghai

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Compruebe fuera de esta receta divina para Idaho Dimetapp, con ron de
la vodka de Absolut, del coco de Malibu y la soda de NuGrape. 2 ron
del coco de la onza Malibu de la vodka 2 de la onza Absolut
cosechadora enfriada 6 onzas de la soda de NuGrape la vodka y ron en
una coctelera de coctel media llena con los cubos del hielo. Sacudara
bien y filtre en un cristal del highball. Agregue la soda enfriada de
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Movie: The Accused(1949)


Sarah Tobias:
What are our chances?

Kathryn Murphy:
50-50 at the most. Good night.

Sarah Tobias:
Good night.





Movie: A Tale of Two Pizzas(2003)


Tommy:
[about Angela] Two years at FTI and she's Donna Karen.

Beverly Rossi:
[un-amused] Grate the cheese!



Movie: Dances with Wolves(1990)


Ten Bears:
Let us smoke a while.


John Dunbar:
[voiceover] With Ten Bears, it was always more than a while. There was purpose in everything he did, and I knew he wanted me to stay. But I was sure of myself. I would be an excuse, and that's all the Army would need to find this place. I pushed him as far as I could to move the camp. But in the end, he only smiled and talked of simple pleasures. He reminded me that at his age, a good fire was better than anything. Ten Bears was an extraordinary man.



Movie: xXx(2002)


Xander Cage:
Koyla, Yorgi's younger brother, happens to be an action sports fanatic. So naturally, he's a fan. But, when you kill a bottle of Vodka in three swigs, and you're gonna talk too much.





Movie: Once Upon a Forest(1993)


Russell:
You've been leading long enough, now it's MY turn!

Abigail:
You probably don't even know where you're going!

Russell:
Maybe YOU don't know where you're going, but I do!


[falls onto a road]





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Daily Quotations

Today's Quotations:







Movie: Quattro dell'Ave Maria, I(1968)


Hutch Bessy:
Even if you're an idiot, I don't see why you want to die so young.



Movie: Jack the Giant Killer(1962)


Pendragon:
I scheme a thousand nights, put the princess in your very hands and you, imbecile, idiot, allow a mere farmer, a mere mortal to defy me!

Garna:
We have failed, master, we have failed.


Pendragon:
But only for a moment. I shall have the princess and the farmer shall die. By all the powers of darkness, he shall die!



Movie: Half-Life 2 (VG)(2004)


Barney Calhoun:
And if you see Dr. Breen, tell him I said: "F...



[profanity-masking crash]

Barney Calhoun:
...you!"







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Receta castaña de Headbanger

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Esto es una gran receta para Headbanger castaño, con los schnapps
herbarios del licor de Jagermeister y del cinamomo de Goldschlager.
schnapps de 1 cinamomo de la onza Goldschlager mezcla herbaria del
licor de 1 onza Jagermeister en cristal separado sobre el hielo.
Filtre y vierta adentro tiró al cristal. Siéntese abajo antes de
shotting. ¡Goce! Sirva en un cristal del tiro.

Bollywood is starved of new talent: Subhash Ghai

Mon, 03 Mar 2008 06:58:00 GMT
Hindustan Times - It's a change we need to accept and find our own ways to make hit movies. I admire Sanjay Leela Bhansali as he's introducing more new stars to the industry.

Rules About Delegates Can Sway an Election (Washington Post)

Mon, 03 Mar 2008 07:39:57 GMT
Sen. John McCain's quest for the Republican presidential nomination was once seen as dead, but like those robots in the "Terminator" movies that reassemble themselves after being blown to smithereens, he came back. Five years ago, Sen. Barack Obama (Ill.) was a virtually unknown African American ...

The A-List: Movies

Mon, 03 Mar 2008 08:03:00 GMT
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