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Saturday, February 09, 2008

Quotations for Today

Today's Quotations:



Movie: On the Edge(2001)


Dr. Figure:
What would you do if you were allowed home for the afternoon?

Jonathan:
[inhales] Get a decent cup of coffee then I'd chop me head off with a chainsaw.

Dr. Figure:
Okay. Uh - uh, just one thing. I wanted to propose something. It's like a pledge between doctor and patient. We nominate a day, like three weeks from now - like New Year's Day - and you mustn't harm yourself until that day. You have to stick to it. What do you think about that?

Jonathan:
Yeah, I think it's a fuckin' ridiculous idea.

Dr. Figure:
It's been known to work.

Jonathan:
It won't work.

Dr. Figure:
Might. Why don't you think about it?


Jonathan:
Okay, hang on.


[sarcastically]

Jonathan:
Um, I've thought about it. Fuck, you made a medical breakthrough. Well done, Doc.

Dr. Figure:
Okay, well, we'll talk about it more after the session.

Jonathan:
Well, you've given me the will to live and I want to thank you for that.

Dr. Figure:
Then, after that, I will show you the benefits of being more sparing with your sarcasm. Okay? See ya.

Jonathan:
Fuck you.



[leaves]



Movie: Madagascar(2005)


Alex the Lion:
[shouts] You maniac! You burned it up! Darn you! Darn you all to heck!

Melman the Giraffe:
Can we go to the fun side now?



Movie: The Keep(1983)


Molasar:
Obey me! Or I will return you to the diseased state I found you in!... and then I will kill BOTH of you!



Movie: The Omen(1976)


Kathy Thorn:
Something in mind, Mr. Ambassador?

Robert Thorn:
Why don't we have a little look upstairs...

Kathy Thorn:
Well, there's no furniture up there either.

Robert Thorn:
Awww, you know, you could be too sexy for the White House!



Movie: Half Baked(1998)


I'm Only Creative When I Smoke Smoker:
Would you like to hear some of my poetry?

Thurgood Jenkins:
Not really, no.


I'm Only Creative When I Smoke Smoker:
You really should. "I have killed. I have helped kill. I have killed part of myself. I cannot change this. I... I must seek Buddha. I must seek Christ"

Thurgood Jenkins:
You must seek therapy. But that's just where I would go with that.



Movie: October Sky(1999)


John:
[to Leon, about helping Homer] Don't you have some work to do?



Movie: O Brother, Where Art Thou?(2000)


George Nelson:
I'm George Nelson, and I'm feeling ten feet tall!



Movie: Only Two Can Play(1962)


[last lines]

Jean:
You did very well.

John Lewis:
I think I'm definitely improving, don't you?

Jean:
Oh, you've still got a long way to go.


John Lewis:
We both got a long way to go, haven't we? Quite a long drive home, isn't it?



Movie: The Addams Family(1991)


Morticia:
Gomez.


Gomez:
Querida?

Morticia:
Last night you were unhinged. You were like some desperate, howling demon. You frightened me. Do it again!



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Movie: X-Men: Mutant Academy 2 (VG)(2001)


[Jean Grey flies onto the battle arena before the fight starts]

Jean Grey:
My will is strong!



Movie: The Adventures of Baron Munchausen(1988)


[the Queen's head comes to rescue the Baron]

Baron Munchausen:
Where exactly is Roger?

Queen Ariadne:
In bed, with my body, of course. OH!


[makes a series of high-pitched moans and squeals]

Queen Ariadne:
Stop it. Stop it!


[to the Baron]


Queen Ariadne:
If he discovers my head's with you - ooh! Quickly, quickly. Quickly! Climb into my hair.


[continuing to whimper]

Sally:
Why is she making those funny noises?

Baron Munchausen:
Um, her body is with the King, and he is, uh... tickling her feet.



Movie: X-Men: The Last Stand(2006)


Warren Worthington, Sr.:
[as Psylocke and Arclight dangle him from a rooftop] I was only trying to help you people!

Kid Omega:
Do we look like we need your help?



Movie: Octopussy(1983)


James Bond:
Double sixes. Fancy that!



Movie: Out for Justice(1991)


Tattoos:
Motherfucker, you knocked my teeth out!


[Gino hits him again]



Movie: The Bachelor and the Bobby-Soxer(1947)


Matt Beemish:
I couldn't help overhearing. I had my ear to the door.



Movie: The Kentuckian(1955)


Drunk frontiersman with whip:
Who dares? Who dares to crack a whip with me? My mammy was a gator and my pappy was a bull! I can whup my weight in wildcats and drink my belly full. Who dares?


[Stan whips the jug out of drunk whipcracker's hand]

Drunk frontiersman with whip:
Not you, Stan. You cut too fine a seam for me.



Movie: Halloween: The Curse of Michael Myers(1995)


Kara:
[on the phone] Beth look out there's someone in the room, he's right behind you!




Movie: Madea Goes to Jail (V)(2006)


Nate:
Where's the baby?

Vanessa:
In the tub, it's empty... now let's go back to bed.

Nate:
Vanessa!

Vanessa:
What?

Nate:
I hear water running!

Vanessa:
What?



[runs to the bathroom]

Vanessa:
Oh my God! Somebody call 911!



Movie: Gankitkhvis dge (V)(2001)


Sergie:
What the hell do you want? He was my father, not yours. Yeah, I stole the money, I'm guilty in his death too, but all of this is not your fuckin' business... Get out of here!

Gio:
Shut up! Shut up!... Or I tear out your heart!... Who was it?


Sergie:
Who? Vaska. You know Vaska, aren't you?



Movie: Galaxy Quest(1999)


Jason Nesmith:
You know, you're starting to act a lot like you did in episode 17.

Sir Alexander Dane:
[thinks a moment] Ooohhh. Right!



Movie: Halo 2 (VG)(2004)


Marine:
The whole staring and heavy breathing thing doesn't really work for me.



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Quotations for Today

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Movie: X: Yochou (V)(2001)


Kakyou Kuzuki:
There is always only ever a single future, and no one can change it. All I can do is know that future in my dreams. I can't save even one of the many souls to be lost in the Final Battle. The destinies of all have already been determined. Even if they meet, hurt, and love one another...



Movie: Dark City(1950)


John Murdoch:
Excuse me. How do I get to the end of the line?


Train Passenger:
You want the Express.

John Murdoch:
[after train blows by him] Hey, how come that train didn't stop?

Station Master:
That's the Express.



Movie: Ultraviolet(1992)


Violet:
[in hushed tones] I am a titan, a monolith, nothing can stop me.



Movie: Quiz Show(1994)


Congressman Derounian:
I'm happy that you've made the statement. But I cannot agree with most of my colleagues. See, I don't think an adult of your intellegence should be commended for simply, at long last, telling the truth.



Movie: Unhold, Der(1996)


Abel:
[voiceover] Young boys are so bold and courageous. No living creatures are as noble or as beautiful-- and yet so heartbreakingly awkward. I love nothing like I love the young boys. What a privilege, to gather them all in a castle they can call their own! Mostly they trust me, but sometimes they don't. And then I can feel the part of me that is made of stone. Hard and pitiless, I force them to come with me.



Movie: Abraxas, Guardian of the Universe(1991)


Principal Latimer:
He's getting special attention all right Mrs. Murray. His presence is causing a problem with the students. Frankly, Tommy scares the piss out of them. And they act out. They push him. They call him names. They tease him. Constantly.

Sonia:
Why don't you just tell them to stop teasing him, to stop pushing him, to stop calling him all kinds of names. Have you ever thought of just telling them to stop it?

Principal Latimer:
[long pause] No. No I haven't. Um, I'm - I'll try that. I'll just speak to the kids. I'll just - I'll just tell them directly. That's a good suggestion. I'm going to try that.



Movie: Ocean's Eleven(1960)


Reuben:
You're Bobby Caldwell's kid. From Chicago. It's nice there, do you like it?

Linus:
Yeah.


Reuben:
That's wonderful. Get in the goddamn house.



Movie: Wag the Dog(1997)


Stanley Motss:
I'm in show business, why come to me?

Conrad 'Connie' Brean:
War is show business, that's why we're here.



Movie: The Making of 'Garden State' (V)(2004)


Zach Braff:
Now I hear you don't like this upcoming shot of yourself.

Natalie Portman:
This really embarrasses me.

Zach Braff:
I think it's pretty. Ha ha!


Natalie Portman:
Ha ha! I can never watch this shot at all.

Zach Braff:
Every time we're at a screening and this shot comes on, I get to sit there and watch you cringe.

Natalie Portman:
It's so embarrassing.

Zach Braff:
I think it's adorable.



Movie: Ultimo tango a Parigi(1972)


[first lines]

Paul:
[with his hands over his ears at the overwhelming sound of a passing train] Fucking GOD!



Movie: Kalifornia(1993)


Brian Kessler:
Early lived in the moment. He did whatever he wanted whenever he wanted. I don't know if I was fascinated or frightened by him.



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Movie: Back to the Future Part III(1990)


Marty McFly:
[holding up a plate that says "Frisbee"] Hey, look, Frisbee, far-out.

Seamus McFly:
Wonder what he meant by that?

Maggie McFly:
It was right in front of him.



Movie: Madea Goes to Jail (V)(2006)


Jeremy:
Katie, you know Toni, that daughter of ours, she's been filling out really nice, and she only lives 2 blocks from me.

Madea:
Not anymore, she done moved.



Movie: Ocean's Twelve(2004)


Rusty Ryan:
Anybody remember that scene in Miller's Crossing when John Turturro begs for his life?

Reuben Tishkoff:
Sure, "Look into your heart."


[pause]

Reuben Tishkoff:
I cry every time.

Danny Ocean:
What?

Rusty Ryan:
We have no line of sight.




Movie: Half Baked(1998)


Thurgood Jenkins:
I don't do drugs, though. Just weed.



Movie: S.F.W.(1994)


Cliff Spab:
Wendy

Wendy Pfister:
Spab

Cliff Spab:
Wendy

Wendy Pfister:
Spab

Cliff Spab:
Wendy

Wendy Pfister:
Spab

Cliff Spab:
So are we gettin' married or what?


Wendy Pfister:
Hey, guy. You fucking know it.



Movie: The Palm Beach Story(1942)


Princess Centimillia:
[spoken very fast] Look at that very handsome man. I wonder who he is. I don't think I've seen him around before. I thought I knew all the handsome men in this village.



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Movie: The Karate Kid, Part III(1989)


Daniel Larusso:
[tentatively] Mr. Miyagi?


[holds up injured tree]

Daniel Larusso:
[a crash of thunder strikes outside]


Mr. Kesuke Miyagi:
[seeing this drops broom in sad shock but calmly takes the tree and starts fixing it]

Daniel Larusso:
[worried sad] Will it be okay?

Mr. Kesuke Miyagi:
Depend if root's strong.



Movie: Kal Ho Naa Ho(2003)


Lajjo Kapur:
Oh, so you are awake...! Looking so good like Hari Putter!

Shiv:
Harry Potter, dadi! Harry Potter



Movie: Madagascar(2005)


Gloria the Hippo:
It's okay! Cats always land on their... Face.


[to Alex the Lion]

Gloria the Hippo:
What kind of cat are you?



Movie: One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest(1975)


McMurphy:
[pretending to watch the World Series on TV] Koufax... Koufax kicks. He delivers. It's up the middle! It's a base hit! Richardson is rounding first. He's going for second. The ball's into deep right center. Davis cuts the ball off! Here comes the throw. He throws it to second! He slides! He's in there! He's safe! It's a double.! Richardson's on second base!


[McMurphy gets up as the other patients come to see what he's doing]

McMurphy:
Koufax is in big fucking trouble! Big trouble, baby! All right. Tresh is the next batter. Tresh looks in. Koufax... Koufax gets a sign from Roseboro. He kicks once. He pumps. He fires. It's a strike! Koufax's curve ball is snapping off like a fucking firecracker! All right, here he comes with the next pitch. Tresh swings. It's a long fly ball to deep left center!



[patients cheer]

McMurphy:
It's going! It's gone! Let's hear it! One way!



Movie: Xenosaga Episode II: Jenseits von Gut und Böse (VG)(2004)


MOMO:
I guess it's impossible...

Tony:
What? Impossible? Hey, hey, who do you think you're talking to here? There's no way Tony "Numero Uno"'s gonna turn down a challenge like that!


[Hammer sighs]

Hammer:
There he goes again... Once that moron gets started, there's no stopping him.

Captain Matthews:
Daaaah! Whatever! Do whatcha want... But you'd better not even think about gettin' a scratch on my Elsa!


Tony:
Don't worry! Leave it to me!



Movie: Wackiki Wabbit(1943)


Bugs Bunny:
[Bugs begins speaking in a foreign language as the following subtitles appear on the screen] What's up, Doc? Now is the time for every good man to come to the aid of his party.

Thin Castaway:
Well, thanks.



[a subtitle appears: Ofa Eno Maua Te Ofe Popaa]

Fat Castaway:
[points at said subtitle] Gee, did you say that?


[other castaway shrugs]



Movie: Kamui no ken(1985)


[Jiro is framed for the murder of his mother, Oyaruru as the screen is dominated by phantasmogorphic imgery.]

Chorus:
Murderer! Parent-killer! You shall be cursed! To hell with you, mother-killer! Murderer!



Movie: The United States of Leland(2003)


Pearl Madison:
Its all part of the trade off man. I mean, Love is only such a great thing because you know what it feels like to get your heart broken. What it feels like to be alone.



Movie: Major League II(1994)


Roger Dorn:
As General Manager of this team, I demand to know when I'm getting a start.

Jake Taylor:
There's an old timer's game coming soon.



Movie: Urusei Yatsura 5: Kanketsuhen(1988)


Ataru:
I WILL NEVER FORGET! You... Lum.



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