Quotations for Today

Today's Quotations:

Movie: On the Edge(2001)


Dr. Figure:
What would you do if you were allowed home for the afternoon?

Jonathan:
[inhales] Get a decent cup of coffee then I'd chop me head off with a chainsaw.

Dr. Figure:
Okay. Uh - uh, just one thing. I wanted to propose something. It's like a pledge between doctor and patient. We nominate a day, like three weeks from now - like New Year's Day - and you mustn't harm yourself until that day. You have to stick to it. What do you think about that?

Jonathan:
Yeah, I think it's a fuckin' ridiculous idea.

Dr. Figure:
It's been known to work.

Jonathan:
It won't work.

Dr. Figure:
Might. Why don't you think about it?


Jonathan:
Okay, hang on.


[sarcastically]

Jonathan:
Um, I've thought about it. Fuck, you made a medical breakthrough. Well done, Doc.

Dr. Figure:
Okay, well, we'll talk about it more after the session.

Jonathan:
Well, you've given me the will to live and I want to thank you for that.

Dr. Figure:
Then, after that, I will show you the benefits of being more sparing with your sarcasm. Okay? See ya.

Jonathan:
Fuck you.



[leaves]



Movie: Madagascar(2005)


Alex the Lion:
[shouts] You maniac! You burned it up! Darn you! Darn you all to heck!

Melman the Giraffe:
Can we go to the fun side now?



Movie: The Keep(1983)


Molasar:
Obey me! Or I will return you to the diseased state I found you in!... and then I will kill BOTH of you!



Movie: The Omen(1976)


Kathy Thorn:
Something in mind, Mr. Ambassador?

Robert Thorn:
Why don't we have a little look upstairs...

Kathy Thorn:
Well, there's no furniture up there either.

Robert Thorn:
Awww, you know, you could be too sexy for the White House!



Movie: Half Baked(1998)


I'm Only Creative When I Smoke Smoker:
Would you like to hear some of my poetry?

Thurgood Jenkins:
Not really, no.


I'm Only Creative When I Smoke Smoker:
You really should. "I have killed. I have helped kill. I have killed part of myself. I cannot change this. I... I must seek Buddha. I must seek Christ"

Thurgood Jenkins:
You must seek therapy. But that's just where I would go with that.



Movie: October Sky(1999)


John:
[to Leon, about helping Homer] Don't you have some work to do?



Movie: O Brother, Where Art Thou?(2000)


George Nelson:
I'm George Nelson, and I'm feeling ten feet tall!



Movie: Only Two Can Play(1962)


[last lines]

Jean:
You did very well.

John Lewis:
I think I'm definitely improving, don't you?

Jean:
Oh, you've still got a long way to go.


John Lewis:
We both got a long way to go, haven't we? Quite a long drive home, isn't it?



Movie: The Addams Family(1991)


Morticia:
Gomez.


Gomez:
Querida?

Morticia:
Last night you were unhinged. You were like some desperate, howling demon. You frightened me. Do it again!



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