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Movie: Bad Apple (TV)(2004)


Butters:
(after Gibbon snaps at him) He forgets his perscription and it's MY fault?









Movie: The Adventures of Ichabod and Mr. Toad(1949)


Narrator:
Don't try to figure out a plan. You can't reason with a headless man.



Movie: Madame Bovary(1949)


Charles Bovary:
This could be a disaster, Emma, these people are aristocrats, I know them, I've treated their servants.



Movie: Major Dundee(1965)


Capt. Benjamin Tyreen:
[to Dundee] You are a $70, red-wool, pure-quill military genius, or the biggest damn fool in northern Mexico.




Movie: The Adventures of Buckaroo Banzai Across the 8th Dimension(1984)


John Bigboote:
Put the snot on the track, John O'Connor.





Movie: Ace Ventura: When Nature Calls(1995)


Ace:
You're an extreme workaholic. You recently returned from a short trip to Gotan in northern Africa, and upon your return you more than likely took a nasty spill because of some... shotty masonry work.

Vincent Cadby:
Very impressive... might I ask, how?

Ace:
Surely... The abrasion on the palm of your left hand is the type one sustains breaking a fall of 3 to 5 feet, the small reminisce of plaster on the tip of your shoe pointed to a careless mason beam, the culprit, your new watch, a quality forgery of a cartieah was most likely purchased through the north African black market known to reside in Gotan.


[Ace gasps for air]

Vincent Cadby:
And my work habits?

Ace:
Yes, a workaholic, the urine stain on your pants would signify that you're a single shake man, far to busy for a follow up jiggle.



Movie: The Quiet(2005)


Nina Deer:
[explaining to her friends about Dot being deaf] I don't know, I bet it'd be harder to lose something then never having had it at all.

Michelle Fell:
Okay, Deepak Chopra Winfrey thanks for the life lesson.



Today's Movie News

Star enters rehab after awards show outburst

Tue, 29 Jan 2008 22:48:00 GMT
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Tue, 29 Jan 2008 23:15:39 GMT
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Luminate '08 update

Wed, 30 Jan 2008 20:09:00 GMT
Amplifier - At night a range of enlightening movies and documentaries will screen. The Healing space: features a range of holistic therapies including massage and reiki, from widely experienced healers.

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Movie: Wadd: The Life and Times of John C. Holmes(1998)


William Margold:
[regarding Holmes] He was just a little boy with a big dick who found a pot of gold at the end of his zipper.



Movie: The Old Man Who Read Love Stories(2001)


Antonio Bolivar:
It was a kiss of impassioned intensity, a kiss to remember their lives by.




Movie: Orgazmo(1997)


T-Rex:
You're gonna make me cum, or I'm gonna kick your ass!





Movie: Zathura: A Space Adventure(2005)


Danny:
You wished for two of me?





Movie: Ham & Cheese(2004)



Beth Goodson:
[upon learning her husband Barry just arbitrarily quit his telemarketing job] I mean God Barry, at least we could count on those two hundred dollars evert two weeks to buy your acting supplies... now I'm going to have to pay for them too?

Barry Goodson:
Hey - enough about YOU. This affects ME.



Today's Movie News

Star enters rehab after awards show outburst

Tue, 29 Jan 2008 22:48:00 GMT
Stuff - Actress Sean Young - who built a career in 1980s movies Blade Runner and No Way Out - has checked into an alcohol rehab program following an outburst at the Directors Guild of America awards gala last ...

Your thoughts on the death of actor Heath Ledger

Tue, 29 Jan 2008 22:12:00 GMT
New Zealand Herald - Roign (Philippines) Well, Im Roy, from the Philippines, a sort of a movie critic myself and just ordinary guy who love good movies and certainly a great fan of Heath Ledger.

In rehab, Winehouse watches Marilyn Monroe movies (The Arizona Republic)

Tue, 29 Jan 2008 17:45:15 GMT
Amy Winehouse has been watching Marilyn Monroe movies in rehab. The troubled star is a huge fan of the 50s icon and is using her films to help her through her battle with drugs.

Luminate '08 update

Wed, 30 Jan 2008 20:09:00 GMT
Amplifier - At night a range of enlightening movies and documentaries will screen. The Healing space: features a range of holistic therapies including massage and reiki, from widely experienced healers.

Star enters rehab after awards show outburst

Tue, 29 Jan 2008 22:48:00 GMT
Stuff - Actress Sean Young - who built a career in 1980s movies Blade Runner and No Way Out - has checked into an alcohol rehab program following an outburst at the Directors Guild of America awards gala last ...

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Movie: The Abyss(1989)


[the cab is flooding]

Virgil:
All right, all right, here.


[takes off his dive suit collar]

Virgil:
You put this on.

Lindsey Brigman:
No, no! What are you doing?

Virgil:
Don't argue with me, goddammit, just put it on!


Lindsey Brigman:
Look, this is not an option, so just forget about it, all right?

Virgil:
Lindsey, shut up! Shut up, and put this thing on!

Lindsey Brigman:
If you'll be logical for one second...

Virgil:
FUCK LOGIC!

Lindsey Brigman:
Please, listen! Just listen to me for one second. Now you've got the suit on, and you're a much better swimmer than I am, right?

Virgil:
[reluctantly] Yeah, maybe...

Lindsey Brigman:
Right? Yes! So I've got a plan.

Virgil:
What's the plan?


Lindsey Brigman:
I drown, and you tow me back to the rig.

Virgil:
No. No!

Lindsey Brigman:
Yes! This water...

Virgil:
NO!

Lindsey Brigman:
...is only a couple degrees above freezing! I g-go into deep hypothermia, my blood'll go like ice water, right? My body systems will slow down, they won't stop...

Virgil:
Linds...

Lindsey Brigman:
You tow me back and I can, I can be revived after, maybe ten or fifteen minutes. Ten-fifteen minutes!

Virgil:
[pushing the suit collar at her] Linds, you put this on, you put it on!


Lindsey Brigman:
[pushing the collar back at him] No, it's the only way! Just put this on! Put this on, you know I'm right. Please, it's the only way, you've got all the s-stuff on the rig to do this! Put this on, Bud, *please*...

Virgil:
[putting the collar back on] This is insane.

Lindsey Brigman:
Oh my God, I know. But it's the only way.









Movie: U.S. Marshals(1998)


John Royce:
[seeing Cosmo about to light up a cigar] Would you mind not lighting that?

Cosmo Renfro:
[continuing to light up his Cigar] Yes.



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Carrie Petersen: Crime Reporter » Blog Archive » Movies (Albany Democrat-Herald)

Wed, 30 Jan 2008 01:55:59 GMT
It recently dawned on me that a lot of the movies out there were originally books. I was at the bookstore the other day when I started to realize how many of the novels had wording on the cover that said, “now a movie” or something like that.

Vodafone ensures families come first

Wed, 30 Jan 2008 23:29:00 GMT
Scoop - Whether its calling Mum for a recipe, texting your sister to find out what she’s wearing to the movies or Dad checking in to see if he needs to pick up anything on the way home from work, all it ...

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Quotations for Today

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Movie: Zelig(1983)



Wrist Victim:
He was the guy who smashed my car up. It was brand new. Then he backed-up over my mother's wrist. She's elderly... and uses her wrist a lot.



Movie: The Year of Living Dangerously(1982)


Billy Kwan:
If it's in focus, it's pornography, if it's out of focus, it's art.





Movie: The Omega Man(1971)


[describing Neville]

Matthias:
One creature, caught. Caught in a place he cannot stir from in the dark, alone, outnumbered hundreds to one, nothing to live for but his memories, nothing to live with but his gadgets, his cars, his guns, gimmicks... and yet the whole family can't bring him down from that, that...

Zachary:
Honky paradise, brother?

Matthias:
Forget the old ways, brother, all the old hatreds.



Movie: A Tale of Two Cities(1935)


[Madame DeFarge has come looking for Lucie and the child. Miss Pross bars her way out]

Miss Pross:
Oh no you don't!

Madame Defarge:
Let me pass.

Miss Pross:
Never! I know what you want. I know what you're after. And thank heaven I'm put here to stop you - for stop you I will!

Madame Defarge:
In the name of the Republic...

Miss Pross:
In the name of no one, you evil woman. You've killed many innocent people. No doubt you'll kill many more; but my ladybird you shall never touch.

Madame Defarge:
No? Do you know who I am?

Miss Pross:
You might - from your appearance - be the wife of Lucifer; yet you shall not get the better of me. I'm an Englishwoman! I'm your match!


Madame Defarge:
Pig, get out of my way or I'll break you in pieces.

Miss Pross:
Break away, then. I don't care an English tuppence for myself; but I know that the longer I keep you here... the greater hope there is for my ladybird.


[they fight]



Movie: Wag the Dog(1997)


Stanley Motss:
We got this deal with Governor Knee-High...

Liz Butsky:
[Corrects him] Senator Leahy, from Vermont.





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In rehab, Winehouse watches Marilyn Monroe movies (The Arizona Republic)

Tue, 29 Jan 2008 17:44:41 GMT
Amy Winehouse has been watching Marilyn Monroe movies in rehab. The troubled star is a huge fan of the 50s icon and is using her films to help her through her battle with drugs.

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Great Quotes

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Movie: Valkyrie Profile (VG)(1999)


Arngrim:
I grow tired of you. Finishing strike! Final Blast!







Movie: VeggieTales: The Ultimate Silly Song Countdown (V)(2001)


The Astonishing Contraption of Silliness:
Number four. The Song of the Water Buffalo Who Don't Love Cebu With Yodeling Lips.

Pa Grape:
Wait a minute! Excuse me, ladies and gentlemen. It appears we're experiencing technical difficulties once again.

Pa Grape:
[to Larry and Mr. Lunt] Buy me some time.

Mr. Lunt:
Huh?

Larry the Cucumber:
What are we supposed to do?

Pa Grape:
I don't know. Think of something!

Pa Grape:
[Pa goes to work on the machine] Come up with another one of those Silly Songs you're so famous for!


Larry the Cucumber:
But... I didn't prepare anything.

Pa Grape:
Oh, for Pete's sake.

Pa Grape:
[Pa hands Larry a menu of Chinese takeout] Here. Use this!



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