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Movie: Bad Apple (TV)(2004)


Butters:
(after Gibbon snaps at him) He forgets his perscription and it's MY fault?









Movie: The Adventures of Ichabod and Mr. Toad(1949)


Narrator:
Don't try to figure out a plan. You can't reason with a headless man.



Movie: Madame Bovary(1949)


Charles Bovary:
This could be a disaster, Emma, these people are aristocrats, I know them, I've treated their servants.



Movie: Major Dundee(1965)


Capt. Benjamin Tyreen:
[to Dundee] You are a $70, red-wool, pure-quill military genius, or the biggest damn fool in northern Mexico.




Movie: The Adventures of Buckaroo Banzai Across the 8th Dimension(1984)


John Bigboote:
Put the snot on the track, John O'Connor.





Movie: Ace Ventura: When Nature Calls(1995)


Ace:
You're an extreme workaholic. You recently returned from a short trip to Gotan in northern Africa, and upon your return you more than likely took a nasty spill because of some... shotty masonry work.

Vincent Cadby:
Very impressive... might I ask, how?

Ace:
Surely... The abrasion on the palm of your left hand is the type one sustains breaking a fall of 3 to 5 feet, the small reminisce of plaster on the tip of your shoe pointed to a careless mason beam, the culprit, your new watch, a quality forgery of a cartieah was most likely purchased through the north African black market known to reside in Gotan.


[Ace gasps for air]

Vincent Cadby:
And my work habits?

Ace:
Yes, a workaholic, the urine stain on your pants would signify that you're a single shake man, far to busy for a follow up jiggle.



Movie: The Quiet(2005)


Nina Deer:
[explaining to her friends about Dot being deaf] I don't know, I bet it'd be harder to lose something then never having had it at all.

Michelle Fell:
Okay, Deepak Chopra Winfrey thanks for the life lesson.



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