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Straight to the Lines from Movies ...

Movie: G.I. Joe: The Movie (V)(1987)


Beach-head:
You six rawhides, you're gonna learn soldiering, and - hey, there's only five of you. Where is that gold-plated goof-off, 'Lt. Falcon'?

Jinx:
Terrific question!

Big Lob:
Man said he has some errands to do. Go to the tailor, wallpaper his footlocker... weird stuff.

Tunnel Rat:
I think he had a date or something.



Movie: The Bad Boys of Saturday Night Live (TV)(1998)


[on "The Chris Farley Show" with guest Jeff Daniels]

Dawn:
Hello, my name is Dawn and, uh, you remember that scene in "Arachnophobia" and you went into that barn and saw that big spider?

Jeff Daniels:
Yes.

Dawn:
And you figured out why there were all these spiders everywhere?


Jeff Daniels:
Yes, I was in that scene. I remember.

Dawn:
Yeah, well, it was great.



Movie: Major Payne(1995)


Major Payne:
If he's still in there he ain't happy!




Movie: Gallagher: Over Your Head (TV)(1984)



Gallagher:
[holds up bullwhip] I got this here in Texas. At a 7-11. It was hanging right next to the Cool Whip. I said, "Cool Whip and a bullwhip! Gimme that!"



Movie: The Affair of the Necklace(2001)


[Nicolas is in pain as a doctor removes the bullet from his behind]

Count Nicolas De La Motte:
Goddamn, are you digging for potatoes?



Latest Movie News

Photo Gallery The 20 Scariest Movies of All Time (Entertainment Weekly)

Mon, 31 Mar 2008 07:02:25 GMT
With 'The Ruins' creeping into multiplexes, we're turning down the lights for cinema's most terrifically terrifying -- from 'The Exorcist' to 'The Ring.'

Receta de la honda de Darkwood

Sun, 30 Mar 2008 14:30:00 +0000
Esto es una gran receta para la honda de Darkwood, con heering de la
cereza, agua de soda, jugo anaranjado y cubos del hielo. la cereza de
1 porción heering 1 porción de jugo anaranjado los cubos de 1 de la
parte de soda hielo del agua allí es muchos buenos licores de la
cereza que usted puede utilizar, pero prefiero Heering. Agregue una
parte del licor. Entonces usted agrega una parte de soda. Para una
honda amarga ...

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Today's Quotations

Quotations:

Movie: Baby's Day Out(1994)


Eddie:
[after accidently letting some mixture being poured on him] THAT'S IT! NO MERCY!


[tries to walk through the slippery puddle of mixture]

Eddie:
This ain't no nursury school battle of wits anymore. This is my '5'"10" of guile, gut, and gristle, versus you 2 1/2 feet of goo-goos,gaa-gaas, and giggles.


[slips on the floor, but climbs up again]


Eddie:
If the Milwaukee Mob couldn't kill me, no milk-puking little thumb-sucker's got a candle's chance on a cyclone of getting the better of me!



Movie: Tales of the Abyss (VG)(2005)


Anise Tatlin:
Ionian Sergeant Anise Tatlin Oracle Knights Fon Master Guard wins!

Guy:
That's way too long.



Movie: Ace in the Hole(1951)


Reporter:
We're all in the same boat.

Charles Tatum:
I'm in the boat. You're in the water. Now let's see how you can swim.




Movie: Taiho shichauzo (V)(1994)


Natsumi:
Well, looks like we meet again, Strikeout Man!

Santa Claus Man:
How many times do I have to tell you? I am Santa Claus!

Natsumi:
Hey, look! It's Elvis in a UFO!

Santa Claus Man:
[turns around] No! Not again!



Movie: The Karate Kid, Part III(1989)


Terry Silver:
[speaking to Mike Barnes] If you're looking to be a bad boy in L.A., Snake's the boy to be bad with. Right, Snake?


Snake:
You know it.



Movie: Varsity Blues(1999)


Billy Bob:
I sure do love that dog.

Mox:
I think it's a pig.

Billy Bob:
Yeah.




Movie: Hairspray(1988)


Penny Pingleton:
[looks into the camera] I am now a checkerboard chick!


[grabs Seaweed and kisses him passionately]



Today's Movie News

Rolling Stones film set for release (Reuters via Yahoo! News)

Sun, 30 Mar 2008 23:31:48 GMT
Director Martin Scorsese won't say the Rolling Stones are like the underworld characters in many of his movies, but he admits the band's music evokes memories of the rough, mob-tinged street life he grew up around.

Slanted Hollywood Movies Are DOA (The Chattanoogan)

Sun, 30 Mar 2008 16:39:03 GMT
I am continually amazed by the movies Hollywood puts out concerning the Iraq war. A new one just came out called "Stop Loss". It is already been labeled a loser at the box office even though once again it got great reviews.

Movies coming out this week (New York Daily News)

Sun, 30 Mar 2008 08:51:34 GMT
A single mother hires a Taiwanese student to watch her son, who is constantly followed by a mysterious red balloon in "The Flight of the Red Balloon," one of the new movies opening this week.

Local movies head for big-screen hat-trick (Independent Online)

Sun, 30 Mar 2008 15:17:50 GMT
It's no April fool's joke: three new South African films will be released locally next month.

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Lines from Movies for Today

Give me Lines from Movies now!

Movie: Major Payne(1995)


Major Payne:
One, tubby, tubby! Two, tubby, tubby!



Movie: Backfield in Motion (TV)(1991)


Boy:
Your mom's weird.

Joe:
And yours isn't?



Movie: Ocean's Thirteen(2007)


Linus Caldwell:
It is not a prop for prop's sake!



Movie: The Dam Busters(1955)


Bomber Harris:
Cochrane...!


[gestures for him to wait]

Bomber Harris:
Don't go for a minute. What do you think of Wallis' idea for bursting the Ruhr Dams?


Air Vice-Marshal Cochrane:
It sounds a bit far-fetched. But, personally, I think it could be done.

Bomber Harris:
I hope you're right. Anyway, I've given it my support, and I've had orders to get ready. I want you to take it on.

Air Vice-Marshal Cochrane:
Right, sir. I'd like to. It'll mean taking a squadron out of the line for special training.

Bomber Harris:
No. We must form a special squadron for this. And man it with experienced crews who have just finished their present thirty trips. Some of those keen youngsters won't mind doing an extra one.

Air Vice-Marshal Cochrane:
Do you have anyone in mind to command the squadron?

Bomber Harris:
Yes. Gibson.



Movie: Once Upon a Time in Mexico(2003)


Cab Driver:
Look out there, its a fucking coup d'Ètat.

Agent Sands:
I can't see, fuck-mook. I have no eyes.



Movie: The Dark Corner(1946)


Kathleen:
My father was a major-league umpire. Well, what else


[at the Tudor Penny Arcade]

Kathleen:
can I beat you at?

Bradford Galt:
What other kinds of games do you like to play? You know, we've got some great playgrounds up around 52nd Street.

Kathleen:
Among them your apartment?

Bradford Galt:
Why, just a coincidence.

Kathleen:
I haven't worked for you very long, Mr. Galt, but I know when you're pitching a curve at me, and I always carry a catcher's mitt.


Bradford Galt:
No offense. A guy's got to score, doesn't he?

Kathleen:
Not in my league. I don't play for score, I play for keeps - "said she with a smile."



Movie: The Kentucky Fried Movie(1977)


Narrator:
Brutal! Savage! Beyond Perversion!



Movie: Tarzan(1999)


Kala:
Close your eyes. Now forget what you see.

Kala:
[puts Tarzan's hand to his chest] What do you feel?

Young Tarzan:
My heart.


Kala:
[puts Tarzan's head by her chest] Come here.

Young Tarzan:
Your heart.

Kala:
See? We're exactly the same.



Movie: Labyrinth(1986)


Didymus:
[finally entering the castle] Well, come on then!

Sarah:
No! I have to face him alone.

Didymus:
But why?

Sarah:
Because... because that is the way it must be done.

Didymus:
Well, if that is the way it must be done, then that is the way you must do it. But, should you need us...

Hoggle:
Yeah, should you need us...


Sarah:
I'll call.



Movie: Darkness Falls(2003)


Caitlin:
It's okay, Michael. It's okay.

Michael:
Caitlin, come one. It's safe.

Caitlin:
Get out from under the bed. Come on, this is ridiculous.

Michael:
No, you get under here.

Caitlin:
Come on, Michael. Get out from under the bed. There's nothing to worry about.


Michael:
Caitlin, No!

Caitlin:
Okay, let's stay under the bed.



Movie: The Taming of the Shrew(1967)


Petruchio:
Will you, nill you, I will marry you.



Latest Movie News

Slanted Hollywood Movies Are DOA (The Chattanoogan)

Sun, 30 Mar 2008 16:39:03 GMT
I am continually amazed by the movies Hollywood puts out concerning the Iraq war. A new one just came out called "Stop Loss". It is already been labeled a loser at the box office even though once again it got great reviews.

Danza con una receta ideal del coctel

Sun, 30 Mar 2008 08:47:00 +0000
Una receta muy agradable para la danza con un coctel, con el brandy,
un sec triple y un anisette ideales. 1 anisette el 1/2 onza sec triple
del tsp brandy de 2 onzas en una coctelera media llena con los cubos
del hielo, combina todos los ingredientes. Pozo de la sacudida. Filtre
en un cristal del coctel. Sirva en un cristal del coctel.

The top movies at the North American box office (Reuters via Yahoo!Xtra Entertainment)

Sun, 30 Mar 2008 16:55:33 GMT
LOS ANGELES (Reuters) - Following are the top 10 films at the North American box office for the three-day weekend beginning March 28, led by the new release "21," according to studio estimates compiled Sunday by Reuters.

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Great Lines from Movies

Straight to the Lines from Movies ...

Movie: Halfway to Heaven and Hell(2003)


God:
Oh excuse me, could I get another coffee here?

The Barista:
Sure thing suger.


God:
Thank you. She's getting into Heaven.

Satan:
Ha. Not if I can help it.

God:
You're an ass, you know that.



Movie: The Odd Angry Shot(1979)


Sergeant-Major:
You lot think you're supermen. Tin heroes, more like.



Movie: One-Eyed Jacks(1961)



Bob:
[referring to Rio's busted gun hand] It's been six weeks. That hand ain't gettin' no better. I say we lay for Longworth with shotguns and then go rob that bank.

Rio:
Ambushin' folks ain't exactly my style, Bob.

Bob:
I'd say your style's gettin' a bit slow. We brought you along because you're supposed to be the big man with the iron; but now, I think I could even out pull you.

Rio:
[Putting his hand on his gun butt] You're probably right, Bob. You probably could get six into me by the time I get that one into you.



Movie: UHF(1989)


George Newman:
Hey, kids. Where y'wanna go?


[dead silence]

George Newman:
That's right. To Uncle Nutzy's Clubhouse. And boy-oh-boy, are we gonna have big fun today. We're gonna have so much fun, we'll forget about how miserable we are, and how much life sucks, and how we're all gonna grow old and die someday.


Little Weasle:
I wanna go home.

George Newman:
Shut up, you little weasel!


[beat]

George Newman:
Okay. Right now I'd like to show you one of my favorite cartoons. It's a sad, depressing story about a pathetic coyote who spends every waking moment of his life in the futile pursuit of a sadistic roadrunner who *mocks* him and *laughs* at him as he's repeatedly *crushed* and *maimed*! Hope you'll *enjoy* it!



Movie: Kafka(1991)



Burgel:
[sarcastically, as Franz shows up for work] But Kafka, you're... on time!



Movie: Major League(1989)


Heywood:
[Hayes has just reached on an infield single] You really knocked the crap out of that one.

Willie Mays Hayes:
Oh, I plan to get at least a double out of this.


[shows Heywood his black gloves]

Willie Mays Hayes:
I bought a hundred of these. One for every base I'm gonna steal. Excuse me while I take my first step toward the Hall of Fame.

Heywood:
My ass.

Harry Doyle:
[Hayes takes his lead off first base] We don't know where Hayes played last year, but I'm sure he did a hell of a job.


Heywood:
Real hard to steal second with your shoe untied.

Harry Doyle:
[Hayes looks down, then gets thrown out by the pitcher] Throw to first... Hayes is picked off! Personally, I think we got hosed on that call.



Movie: The Adventures of Sherlock Holmes(1939)


Sherlock Holmes:
Very effective, Watson!

Doctor John H. Watson:
Elementary, my dear Holmes, elementary.



Movie: D.E.B.S.(2003)


Amy:
[looking at Lucy through binoculars] Wow. Lucy Diamond, she's...

Max:
What?

Amy:
Real.



Today's Movie News

The top movies at the North American box office (Reuters via Yahoo!Xtra Entertainment)

Sun, 30 Mar 2008 16:55:33 GMT
LOS ANGELES (Reuters) - Following are the top 10 films at the North American box office for the three-day weekend beginning March 28, led by the new release "21," according to studio estimates compiled Sunday by Reuters.

Receta de la honda de Darkwood

Sun, 30 Mar 2008 14:30:00 +0000
Esto es una gran receta para la honda de Darkwood, con heering de la
cereza, agua de soda, jugo anaranjado y cubos del hielo. la cereza de
1 porción heering 1 porción de jugo anaranjado los cubos de 1 de la
parte de soda hielo del agua allí es muchos buenos licores de la
cereza que usted puede utilizar, pero prefiero Heering. Agregue una
parte del licor. Entonces usted agrega una parte de soda. Para una
honda amarga ...

Kevin Covais takes his 'Idol' ticket to the movies (Newsday)

Sun, 30 Mar 2008 08:02:14 GMT
 IDOL BUZZ

10:30 a.m. - Local documentary on traditional seafaring, Beachwalk Projcect at today's “Movies in the Park” (Pacific Daily News)

Sun, 30 Mar 2008 00:33:00 GMT
10:30 a.m., March 30 — The War in the Pacific National Historical Park will present "Movies in the Park" today, beginning about 5:30 p.m. at Asan Beach.

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More Movie Quotes

Check out these Movie Quotes:

Movie: Valley of the Dolls(1967)


Lyon Burke:
Do you realize, Miss Wells, that you are the most beautiful girl that ever left lipstick in my office?

Anne Welles:
You like women, don't you?

Lyon Burke:
I like career girls. We're compatible.

Anne Welles:
There's a rumor they don't make very good wives.

Lyon Burke:
Well, I'm not looking for a wife.

Anne Welles:
You're fortunate you know yourself. I don't know who I am, or what I want.



Movie: Van Wilder(2002)


Richard:
Gwen, what are you doing here?

Van Wilder:
You two know each other?

Richard:
That's my girlfriend, gluteus erecti.



Movie: Action Jackson(1988)


Peter Dellaplane:
Murder is a tool!



Movie: Halo 2 (VG)(2004)


Sergeant Johnson:
[while he is fighting the covenant] I don't want to kill you, it's just that you're too ugly to let live!




Movie: Of All the Luck(2003)


Julie:
Look at THAT GIRL! She's so unusual!

Samantha:
Just who does she think she is anyways?



Movie: Back Street(1961)


Mr. Venner:
[welcoming her to his shaded hotel room] I've been looking forward to seeing you.

Rae Smith:
But then why don't you turn on the lights? I don't glow in the dark you know.




Movie: Bad Boys II(2003)


Mike Lowery:
[in a stand off] A bullet in the head will really mess up your extensions!



Movie: Bad Company(1972)


Drew Dixon:
I resolve never to do a dishonest act, or take part in any thieving, robbing, or false undertaking. I will always keep to the straight and narrow, so help me God. It's still a sunny day.



Movie: Tarantula(1955)


Dr. Matt Hastings:
But what if circumstances magnified one of them in size and strength, took it out of its primitive world, and turned it loose in ours?

Prof. Townsend:
Then expect something that's fiercer, more cruel and deadly than anything that ever walked on earth!



Movie: Oregon Trail(1945)


Andy Kline:
Well I'll be a cross-eyed coyote!




Today's Movie News

Local movies head for big-screen hat-trick (Independent Online)

Sun, 30 Mar 2008 15:17:50 GMT
It's no April fool's joke: three new South African films will be released locally next month.

Movies coming out this week (New York Daily News)

Sun, 30 Mar 2008 08:51:34 GMT
A single mother hires a Taiwanese student to watch her son, who is constantly followed by a mysterious red balloon in "The Flight of the Red Balloon," one of the new movies opening this week.

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