Great Lines from Movies

Straight to the Lines from Movies ...

Movie: Halfway to Heaven and Hell(2003)


God:
Oh excuse me, could I get another coffee here?

The Barista:
Sure thing suger.


God:
Thank you. She's getting into Heaven.

Satan:
Ha. Not if I can help it.

God:
You're an ass, you know that.



Movie: The Odd Angry Shot(1979)


Sergeant-Major:
You lot think you're supermen. Tin heroes, more like.



Movie: One-Eyed Jacks(1961)



Bob:
[referring to Rio's busted gun hand] It's been six weeks. That hand ain't gettin' no better. I say we lay for Longworth with shotguns and then go rob that bank.

Rio:
Ambushin' folks ain't exactly my style, Bob.

Bob:
I'd say your style's gettin' a bit slow. We brought you along because you're supposed to be the big man with the iron; but now, I think I could even out pull you.

Rio:
[Putting his hand on his gun butt] You're probably right, Bob. You probably could get six into me by the time I get that one into you.



Movie: UHF(1989)


George Newman:
Hey, kids. Where y'wanna go?


[dead silence]

George Newman:
That's right. To Uncle Nutzy's Clubhouse. And boy-oh-boy, are we gonna have big fun today. We're gonna have so much fun, we'll forget about how miserable we are, and how much life sucks, and how we're all gonna grow old and die someday.


Little Weasle:
I wanna go home.

George Newman:
Shut up, you little weasel!


[beat]

George Newman:
Okay. Right now I'd like to show you one of my favorite cartoons. It's a sad, depressing story about a pathetic coyote who spends every waking moment of his life in the futile pursuit of a sadistic roadrunner who *mocks* him and *laughs* at him as he's repeatedly *crushed* and *maimed*! Hope you'll *enjoy* it!



Movie: Kafka(1991)



Burgel:
[sarcastically, as Franz shows up for work] But Kafka, you're... on time!



Movie: Major League(1989)


Heywood:
[Hayes has just reached on an infield single] You really knocked the crap out of that one.

Willie Mays Hayes:
Oh, I plan to get at least a double out of this.


[shows Heywood his black gloves]

Willie Mays Hayes:
I bought a hundred of these. One for every base I'm gonna steal. Excuse me while I take my first step toward the Hall of Fame.

Heywood:
My ass.

Harry Doyle:
[Hayes takes his lead off first base] We don't know where Hayes played last year, but I'm sure he did a hell of a job.


Heywood:
Real hard to steal second with your shoe untied.

Harry Doyle:
[Hayes looks down, then gets thrown out by the pitcher] Throw to first... Hayes is picked off! Personally, I think we got hosed on that call.



Movie: The Adventures of Sherlock Holmes(1939)


Sherlock Holmes:
Very effective, Watson!

Doctor John H. Watson:
Elementary, my dear Holmes, elementary.



Movie: D.E.B.S.(2003)


Amy:
[looking at Lucy through binoculars] Wow. Lucy Diamond, she's...

Max:
What?

Amy:
Real.



Today's Movie News

The top movies at the North American box office (Reuters via Yahoo!Xtra Entertainment)

Sun, 30 Mar 2008 16:55:33 GMT
LOS ANGELES (Reuters) - Following are the top 10 films at the North American box office for the three-day weekend beginning March 28, led by the new release "21," according to studio estimates compiled Sunday by Reuters.

Receta de la honda de Darkwood

Sun, 30 Mar 2008 14:30:00 +0000
Esto es una gran receta para la honda de Darkwood, con heering de la
cereza, agua de soda, jugo anaranjado y cubos del hielo. la cereza de
1 porción heering 1 porción de jugo anaranjado los cubos de 1 de la
parte de soda hielo del agua allí es muchos buenos licores de la
cereza que usted puede utilizar, pero prefiero Heering. Agregue una
parte del licor. Entonces usted agrega una parte de soda. Para una
honda amarga ...

Kevin Covais takes his 'Idol' ticket to the movies (Newsday)

Sun, 30 Mar 2008 08:02:14 GMT
 IDOL BUZZ

10:30 a.m. - Local documentary on traditional seafaring, Beachwalk Projcect at today's “Movies in the Park” (Pacific Daily News)

Sun, 30 Mar 2008 00:33:00 GMT
10:30 a.m., March 30 — The War in the Pacific National Historical Park will present "Movies in the Park" today, beginning about 5:30 p.m. at Asan Beach.

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