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Movie: The Bachelor(1999)


Marco:
[imitating Muhammad Ali while playing with a remote-controlled toy robot] C'mon, gorilla, we in Manila! C'mon, gorilla, this is the Thrilla!



Movie: Keeping the Faith(2000)


Rabbi Jacob "Jake" Schram:
He has a healthy self-confidence, I can tell from his posturing.



Movie: Jackie Brown(1997)


[Jackie and Ordell need accomplices for the money exchange]

Jackie Brown:
So I sit down at the table, eat my food, then your girl comes along. Oh, you have anybody yet?

Ordell Robbie:
Yeah, I got someone.

Jackie Brown:
Who?

Ordell Robbie:
What you care?


Jackie Brown:
What I care is my ass facing the penitentiary. If you send some hard-headed rock whore up in here...

Ordell Robbie:
Hey, hey, hey, hey. She ain't gonna be no "rock ho." She gonna be cool. Promise.



Movie: The Magdalene Sisters(2002)


Mr. O'Connor:
You've got no home. You have no mother. You got no father. You killed us, you slut. You killed us both.



Movie: Tarzan(1999)


Jane Porter:
[trying to coax a baby baboon to give her back a drawing] All right, enough of this. I want that paper on the count of three. One, two... Oh, look! Bananas!


[as the baboon looks away, Jane snatches the drawing away]

Jane Porter:
Ha ha! I can't believe you fell for that one!


[the baby baboon starts crying]

Jane Porter:
Now, now, don't give me those crocodile tears. What would your parents have to say?



[suddenly she hears a growl; turns around to face a band of angry baboons]

Jane Porter:
See? I told you they'd be cross. Go easy on him, children will be children.



Movie: Vegas Vacation(1997)


Cousin Eddie:
I haven't seen a beatin' like that since somebody stuck a banana in my pants and turned a monkey loose.

Clark Griswold:
Thanks for the pick me up Eddie.




Movie: Wagon Master(1950)


Travis Blue:
Feet hurt, ma'am?

Denver:
Nope!

Travis Blue:
Well here, try these on!


[Hands here a pair of walking shoes, she puts them on]

Denver:
Did you get these from that... red-headed gal?

Travis Blue:
You mean Miss Prudence?... yes ma'am.


Denver:
Is she your wife?

Travis Blue:
No ma'am... How do they feel?

Denver:
Fine. A little large for me maybe, but fine. Thanks very much, and thank your lady friend.


[Denver arises, and starts to walk away, Travis looks after her]

Travis Blue:
She ain't that either ma'am!



Movie: Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby(2006)


Walker:
[the boys are running around when they should be in Sunday school] ANARCHY! ANARCHY!

Texas Ranger:
I don't know what that means, but I LOVE it!



Movie: C'era una volta il West(1968)


Harmonica:
You know, Wobbles... I'm kinda mad at you.



Movie: Osmosis Jones(2001)


Osmosis:
You want Osmosis?

Drix:
You've got Osmosis!



Movie: Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby(2006)


Ricky Bobby:
You can't have two number ones.

Cal Naughton, Jr.:
Yeah, 'cause that would be eleven.



Today's Movie News

New Movies This Weekend (TheCelebrityCafe.com)

Fri, 28 Mar 2008 20:12:54 GMT
This weekend's new movies include a blackjack story, a Simon Pegg comedy, and an Iraq war movie.

With kids, movies are cable's big draw (Media Life Magazine)

Fri, 28 Mar 2008 12:12:00 GMT
On broadcast, the hot thing among kids 2-11 is reality, but on cable, where perhaps even more reality abounds, it's quite the opposite. Movies are overwhelmingly the favorite genre.

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