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Friday, March 21, 2008

Quotes for Today

Today's Quotes:



Movie: Jack and the Beanstalk (TV)(1967)


Jack:
We lost him.

Jeremy Keen, Proprietor:
Pretty hard to lose a giant.



Movie: "1-800-Missing"(2003)


Jess Mastriani:
He's not a murderer.

FBI Agent Nicole Scott:
I'm not taking any chances with a man that's got five wives.



Movie: Old School(2003)


[deleted scene]

Beanie:
Can you do me a favor and tell Mitch it's perfectly okay to have sex with a 17-year-old?

Lara Campbell:
Oh, yeah. It's fine, if you're 18 or you live in Louisiana.



Movie: Abbott and Costello Meet the Invisible Man(1951)


Lou Francis:
If that's not Tommy Nelson it's Frankenstein. FRANKENSTEIN!



Movie: Uptown Girls(2003)


Molly Gunn:
[of Neal] Look at the one-hit wonder that slut turned out to be...



Today's Movie News

Receta del tapón del misil

Thu, 16 Aug 2007 17:21:00 +0000
Una receta de buen gusto para el tapón del misil, con el coñac, el
licor de la fresa, el jugo del pomelo, el jugo de piña y el jarabe
del grenadine. el coñac de 1 onza jugo del pomelo de 1 onza sacudida
y tensión del licor de la fresa del jarabe el 1/2 onza del grenadine
del tsp del jugo de piña de 1 onza 1 en un cristal pasado de moda
tres cuartos llenó de hielo quebrado. Servicio en un cristal
Viejo-Formado.

Boarding Gate (2007) (New York Times)

Thu, 20 Mar 2008 22:01:48 GMT
The most popular movies among NYTimes.com readers. From director Olivier Assayas comes this erotic thriller starring Asia Argento as Sandra, a former prostitute, and Michael Madsen as Miles, her onetime pimp.

Boarding Gate (2007) (New York Times)

Thu, 20 Mar 2008 22:01:48 GMT
The most popular movies among NYTimes.com readers. From director Olivier Assayas comes this erotic thriller starring Asia Argento as Sandra, a former prostitute, and Michael Madsen as Miles, her onetime pimp.

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Movie: Makaitoshi Shinjuku (V)(1988)


Mephisto:
Remember this, Pandora's box released chaos. The gods saw the dispair her actions caused so they released one last item with the others so mankind could bear to go on, the gift of hope. 'Til next time.



Movie: Queen of the Damned(2002)


Lestat:
[chained to a bed] More!

Marius:
I don't think so, Lord de Lioncourt.

Lestat:
Let me go!


Marius:
No. You have tasted the oldest of blood, seen the oldest of things. Far too much for one as young as you.

Lestat:
Her blood is like liquid fire. Who is she?

Marius:
She is your mother. She is my mother. Akasha, queen of all who are damned. And he is her king. Akasha and Enkil nearly drank the earth dry when they ruled over Egypt. They drank and drank until Enkil lost his will to drink. Without a mate by her side, she lost hers. They became living statues. She has no respect for anything, except for the taste of blood: human and immortal alike.

Lestat:
No! Release me!


[breaks through his chains, but Marius stops him]

Marius:
She has made you quite powerful.

Lestat:
You'll not stop me!

Marius:
I can hear her blood in your voice. In all those years I've kept them, not once have they moved.


Lestat:
Until tonight, and she chose me.

Marius:
I chose you!



Movie: Addams Family Values(1993)


Uncle Fester:
I remember how she used to turn to me and say, "Jesus Fester, go back to your room!"



Movie: Galaxy Quest(1999)


Mathesar:
We were hoping you could come with us. Our people have no commander.


Commander Peter Quincy Taggart:
Mathesar, I think your people have a great commander, sir.


[salutes him]



Movie: Dances with Wolves(1990)


John Dunbar:
We are trying for a baby.

Kicking Bird:
No waiting?

John Dunbar:
No waiting.


Kicking Bird:
I was just thinking that of all the trails in this life, there are some that matter most. It is the trail of a true human being. I think you are on this trail, and it is good to see.



Movie: Danger! 50,000 Zombies!(2004)


Nick Frost:
When I googled the name "zombies" onto my personal computer at home, time and time again the same name would flash up. Do you know what that name was?

Zombie Hunter:
Uhhhmm... is it that Paris Hilton...


Nick Frost:
-whistles- Uh-uh, no. The name was Doctor Russell fell.

Zombie Hunter:
Me?



Movie: Back to the Beach(1987)


Troy:
You can tell the men from the boys by the price of their toys.



Today's Movie News

'High School Musical' hits movies' high notes on skates (The Pantagraph)

Thu, 20 Mar 2008 19:29:12 GMT
PEORIA -- Yes, you CAN have it all, neatly packaged and sent blade-running 'round a hockey rink for twice the tween-aged fun.

Foreign movies a big hit at box office (People's Daily)

Thu, 20 Mar 2008 01:10:58 GMT
Unexpectedly, foreign movies got the upper hand at the box office over domestic films last year, according to a 2008 report on the development of China's cultural industry, released yesterday in Beijing. Four foreign movies released in t ...

Drillbit Taylor (2008) (New York Times)

Thu, 20 Mar 2008 22:08:42 GMT
The most popular movies among NYTimes.com readers. When two high-school freshmen hire a man whom they believe to be low-rent soldier of fortune to protect them from the most sadistic bully in school, they soon find out just how deceptive appearances can be in this comedy featuring a script by Seth Rogen and Kristofor Brown.

Bhojpuri movies get raw deal from Mumbai's civic body (New Kerala)

Thu, 20 Mar 2008 11:02:52 GMT
By Jivraj Burman, Mumbai, March 20 : The Bhojpuri filmmakers in Mumbai are disappointed that the Brihanmumbai Municipal Corporation (BMC) has gone back on its word to exempt Bhojpuri movies from payment of Entertainment Tax (ET).

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Movie: The Karate Kid(1984)


Daniel:
This damn bike. I hate this bike. I hate this frigging bike. Stupid bike.

Lucille:
Daniel. What's the matter? Why did you throw your bike away?

Daniel:
Because I felt like it.




Movie: Oliver & Company(1988)


Jenny:
For the kitty, the house speciality: oeufs a la Jenny avec Cocoa Krispies.



Movie: L.A. Confidential(1997)


Ed Exley:
Bud hates himself for what he did.


Lynn Bracken:
I know how he feels.



Movie: xXx(2002)


Xander Cage:
Koyla, Yorgi's younger brother, happens to be an action sports fanatic. So naturally, he's a fan. But, when you kill a bottle of Vodka in three swigs, and you're gonna talk too much.



Movie: Pale Rider(1985)


Megan Wheeler:
Preacher? Preacher? We love you Preacher... I love you!... Good-bye!



Movie: Half Past Dead(2002)


Kesler, Bad Ass Guard:
[Kesler brings Sasha to the death chamber after Lester requests to see him] Welcome to "Slaughterhouse Five".

Sasha:
Why they call it that?

Kesler, Bad Ass Guard:
A man can be legally executed five different ways. Lethal injection's the most popular, followed by hanging, gas chamber, firing squad and then there's my personal favorite...


[holds up stun baton]

Kesler, Bad Ass Guard:
electrocution. It's all done here, in this totally soundproof isolation chamber. We even let the condemned man choose.

Justice Jane McPherson:
[seeing Sasha come in, turns to the warden, El Fuego] Who is that man?


El Fuego:
Number one, one, three, seven.

Justice Jane McPherson:
What's he doing here?

El Fuego:
When a man asks for someone to spend his last hour with, you give it to him.



Movie: T-Men(1947)


Elmer Lincoln Irey:
These are the six fingers of the Treasury Department fist. And that fist hits fair, but hard.




Movie: Daffy Duck & Egghead(1938)



Egghead:
That duck's crazy.

Daffy Duck:
You're telling me?



Movie: Gallipoli(1981)


Archy Hamilton:
What are you going to join, the Infantry?

Frank Dunne:
Not joining anything.

Archy Hamilton:
But you gotta be in it.

Frank Dunne:
Don't have to if you don't want to.

Archy Hamilton:
You gotta be.

Frank Dunne:
No I don't. It's a free country, or haven't you heard.



Movie: Unstrung Heroes(1995)


Steven Lidz:
My uncle told me there are only eight trustworthy people in the entire world. There were twelve, but four were assassinated.



Movie: The Talented Mr. Ripley(1999)


Peter:
Tom is crushing me.



Movie: Osmosis Jones(2001)


[Osmosis and Drix arrive at the zit]

Drix:
My, what big zits he has. How does this happen?


Osmosis:
You wash your face with fried chicken, that's how!



Today's Movie News

Receta del trote del zorro

Wed, 19 Mar 2008 20:49:00 +0000
Cheque fuera de esta receta muy agradable para el trote del zorro, con
licor ron, jugo del limón y de la naranja ligeros de Curacao. 1
sacudida anaranjada del licor de Curacao del ron el 1/2 onza del 1/2
onza del limón de las rociadas ligeras del jugo 2-3 con hielo,
tensión en un cristal enfriado del coctel, y servicio. Servicio en un
cristal del coctel.

Ron Cowan's Five Faves: Movies in local theaters (Salem Statesman Journal)

Thu, 20 Mar 2008 17:50:20 GMT
Ron Cowan's Five Faves: Movies in local theaters

Pritish Nandy in Rs.18 bn deal for animation movies (New Kerala)

Wed, 19 Mar 2008 13:05:13 GMT
Mumbai, March 19 : Pritish Nandy Communications Ltd (PNC) has struck a Rs.18 billion ($45 mn) deal with DQ Entertainment (DQE), one of the world's leading animation and gaming production companies, to co-develop and co-produce six animation movies over the next three to four years.

Receta de la persona que practica surf neta

Sun, 19 Aug 2007 17:01:00 +0000
Una receta de buen gusto para la persona que practica surf neta, con
el coñac, el whisky del borbón, la vodka, el licor del melocotón,
el jugo anaranjado, el jugo del limón y el jarabe de fresa. 1 jarabe
de fresa de la rociada whisky del borbón de 1 onza coñac de 1 onza
jugo anaranjado de 1 onza licor del melocotón de 1 onza pozo de la
sacudida del jugo del limón de la vodka el 1/2 onza de 1 onza y
vierte en el coctel un cristal helado con la fresa. Servicio en un
cristal del coctel.

Today's Movie Quotations

Movie Quotations:



Movie: Dangerous Liaisons(1988)


Marquise de Merteuil:
When it comes to the marriage, one man is as good as the next. And even the least accomodating is less trouble than a mother.



Movie: xXx: State of the Union(2005)


[last lines]

Agent Kyle Steele:
I've got some ideas for the next XXX.

Toby Lee Shavers:
Now, wait a minute, it's my turn to pick!

Agent Augustus Gibbons:
I do the picking. We're going further off the grid. Fresh face, new look. I've got the perfect candidate.



Movie: Katt Williams: The Pimp Chronicles Pt. 1 (TV)(2006)


Katt Williams:
Bitches need to stop blaming all your problems on us. Stop tellin' a nigga,"You fucked up my self-esteem". Bitch it's called SELF-ESTEEM! It's esteem of your mothafuckin' self. How am I gonna fuck up how you feel about you simple bitch?



Movie: Under the Cherry Moon(1986)


Mary:
If you don't get out of my house, I'll have my father's guards throw you out!

Christopher Tracy:
Why? 'Cause you ain't bad enough to do it yo'self?



Movie: Waiting for Guffman(1996)


Dr. Pearl:
People say, You must have been the class clown. And I say, No, I wasn't. But I sat next to the class clown, and I studied him.



Movie: Dare mo shiranai(2004)


Kyoko:
Guess Yuki grew.




Movie: Otra conquista, La(1998)


Fray Diego de La Coruña:
[V.O. as he burns Topiltzin's codex] If only our soldiers had as much faith as the Indians have in their idols...




Movie: Damn Yankees!(1958)


Mr. Applegate:
Going a little far don't you think?

Lola:
What's the matter? Didn't ya like it?


Mr. Applegate:
I like it fine. Puff him up baby, I'll bring him down again.

Lola:
You'll what?

Mr. Applegate:
It's already started. Keep your eyes open, homewrecker. You'll find out who's got the pain in the mambo.



Movie: Addams Family Values(1993)


Debbie Jellinsky:
I don't want to hurt anybody. I don't enjoy hurting anybody. I don't like guns, or bombs, or electric chairs, but sometimes people just won’t listen, and so I have to use persuasion - and slides.


[Showing slide pictures]

Debbie Jellinsky:
My parents, Sharon and Dave. Generous, doting, or were they? All I ever wanted was a Ballerina Barbie. In her pretty pink tutu. My Birthday: I was 10, and do you know what they got me? MALIBU. Barbie.

Morticia:
Malibu Barbie.

Gomez:
The nightmare.


Morticia:
The nerve.

Debbie Jellinsky:
That's not what I wanted! That's not who I was. I was a Ballerina: graceful, delicate! They had to go.


[the next slide shot shows a burning house]

Debbie Jellinsky:
My first Husband, the Heart Surgeon. All day long, coronaries, transplants.

Grandma:
What about your needs?

Debbie Jellinsky:
"Sorry about dinner Deb, the Pope has a cold."


[the next slide shows a shadow of an axe on the wall heading towards the Surgeon]


Grandma:
An axe! That takes me back...

Debbie Jellinsky:
Husband number 2: The Senator. He loved his State, he loved his Country!

Grandma:
What about Debbie?

Debbie Jellinsky:
"Sorry Debbie - no Mercedes this year. We have to set an example." Oh yeah? Set THIS!


[the next slide shows car headlights heading towards the Senator in panic]

Debbie Jellinsky:
My latest husband: my late Husband, Fester.

Uncle Fester:
The fool.

Debbie Jellinsky:
The corpse. And his adorable Family. You took me in, you accepted me, but did any of you love me? Really love me?


Gomez:
Hands?


[the Addams Family, all strapped into their electric chairs, are unable to raise their hands]

Debbie Jellinsky:
So I killed. So I maimed. So I destroyed one innocent life after another. Aren't I a human being? Don't I yearn, and ache, and... shop? Don't I deserve love... and jewelry? Good-bye everybody! Wish me luck!

The Addams Family:
Good luck!



Movie: The Abominable Dr. Phibes(1971)


Dr. Vesalius:
Human error won't stop him. He's had years to hide, to plot this damnable thing. He's compelling himself to follow exactly the classic death pattern of the G'tach. It's the psychic force that holds the man together, this maniacal precision. If we could just throw it off, interrupt the cycle, then he might be stopped by his own inflexible standards.



Movie: Tadpole(2002)


Daphne Tisch:
You're like a forty year old trapped inside a fifteen year olds body. I mean, it's not a bad body!



Movie: Above the Law(1988)


Kurt Zagon:
[about to kill Nico] You were too fucking dumb, you asshole!



Latest Movie News

Bhojpuri movies get raw deal from Mumbai's civic body (IANS via Yahoo! India News)

Thu, 20 Mar 2008 07:19:00 GMT
Mumbai, March 20 (IANS) The Bhojpuri filmmakers in Mumbai are disappointed that the Brihanmumbai Municipal Corporation (BMC) has gone back on its word to exempt Bhojpuri movies from payment of Entertainment Tax (ET).

Receta de la persona que practica surf neta

Sun, 19 Aug 2007 17:01:00 +0000
Una receta de buen gusto para la persona que practica surf neta, con
el coñac, el whisky del borbón, la vodka, el licor del melocotón,
el jugo anaranjado, el jugo del limón y el jarabe de fresa. 1 jarabe
de fresa de la rociada whisky del borbón de 1 onza coñac de 1 onza
jugo anaranjado de 1 onza licor del melocotón de 1 onza pozo de la
sacudida del jugo del limón de la vodka el 1/2 onza de 1 onza y
vierte en el coctel un cristal helado con la fresa. Servicio en un
cristal del coctel.

Javier Bardem - Bardem Movies Make Me A Sex Symbol (ContactMusic)

Thu, 20 Mar 2008 16:42:02 GMT
Oscar winner JAVIER BARDEM has denounced his newfound status as a sex symbol - insisting people only find him attractive because he is a movie star. The No Country For Old ...

Ban smoking from kid's movies: doctors (ABC via Yahoo!7 News)

Wed, 19 Mar 2008 00:37:00 GMT
The Australian Medical Association (AMA) has written to the federal Attorney-General asking him to classify movies differently if they depict smoking positively.

Shooting Movies for Your iPhone (New York Times)

Thu, 20 Mar 2008 00:41:04 GMT
My digital camera can shoot short videos. Is there a way to move these clips to my iPhone so I can watch them there?

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Movie: Undead(2003)


Harrison:
When I was a kid, we fuckin' respected our parents, we didn't fuckin' eat 'em!



Movie: The Queen(2006)


HM Queen Elizabeth II:
But what if my actions are damaging the crown?


HM The Queen Mother:
Damaging it? You're the greatest asset this institution has. One of the greatest it has ever had. No, no. The problem will come when you leave. Hm! But you musn't think about that now. Certainly not today.

HM Queen Elizabeth II:
Oh, Mummy.

HM The Queen Mother:
You must show your strength. Reassert your authority. You sit on the most powerful throne in Europe, head of an unbroken line that goes back more than a thousand years. Do you think any of your predecessors would have dropped everything and gone up to London because a bunch of hysterics carrying candles needed help with their grief? Huh! As for that silly Mr. Blair with his Cheshire Cat grin...



Movie: Pam & Tommy Lee: Stolen Honeymoon (V)(1998)


Pamela Anderson:
Where are we?



Movie: Oh! Susanna(1951)


[to a hard case after breaking up a saloon brawl]

Capt. Webb Calhoun:
If you keep looking for trouble as carefully as you have tonight, you're liable to find it.



Movie: Earthsea (TV)(2004)


Lady Elfarren:
[after Ged sets an Un-named one free] What have you done?



Movie: Untamed Heart(1993)


Caroline:
What worries me is when someone as screwed up as these guys doesn't want me!



Movie: X-Men: The Last Stand(2006)


Eric Lensherr:
[from trailer] They wish to cure us... and I say we are the cure.



Movie: Oliver & Company(1988)


Rita:
Cool it, you guys. It's just a cat.

Tito:
Mi madre, un gato!

Francis:
Felis domesticus!


Rita:
How did you find this place, cat?

Oliver:
I-I was following this dog.

Tito:
He's lying! He's lying! He's lying!...

Rita:
[Kicks Tito] Stop it, Tito.

Francis:
And why would a cat follow a dog?

Einstein:
Yeah!

Oliver:
I just wanted some of the hot dogs I helped him get.

Tito:
He's a spy, man! Come on, let's eat him! You're dead meat, kitty!




Latest Movie News

Receta del camión de auxilio del motel

Fri, 17 Aug 2007 17:03:00 +0000
Compruebe fuera de esta receta dulce para el camión de auxilio del
motel, con el licor anaranjado de Mandarine Napoleon, el coñac, el
café, la nata montada y el jarabe de azúcar. 1 café sólo frío del
1/2 onza coñac de 1/3 onza jarabe de azúcar de 1/3 onza licor
anaranjado de 3/4 onza Mandarine Napoleon sacudida y tensión de la
nata montada de 3/4 onza en un platillo del champán. Servicio en un
platillo de Champán.

Receta de Chilton

Wed, 19 Mar 2008 17:29:00 +0000
Una receta el tentar para Chilton, con la vodka, los limones, el agua
de soda, la sal y el hielo. 1 terraplén de la vodka del 1/2 onza con
el jugo del hielo del agua de soda de 1 terraplén de la sal de los
limones una sal bordeó el cristal del coctel con hielo. Vierta
adentro la vodka y agregue el jugo del limón. Llene de soda. Inserte
la paja y revuelva levemente. Adorne con una cuña del limón. Sirva
en un cristal del coctel.

Local movies (Erie Times-News)

Thu, 20 Mar 2008 07:14:56 GMT
GUELCHER FILM FESTIVAL -- Wednesdays at 2 and 8 p.m. -- Mercyhurst College's Mary D'Angelo Center -- $5, $4 for seniors and students, $3 for President's Card.

Receta del tapón del misil

Thu, 16 Aug 2007 17:21:00 +0000
Una receta de buen gusto para el tapón del misil, con el coñac, el
licor de la fresa, el jugo del pomelo, el jugo de piña y el jarabe
del grenadine. el coñac de 1 onza jugo del pomelo de 1 onza sacudida
y tensión del licor de la fresa del jarabe el 1/2 onza del grenadine
del tsp del jugo de piña de 1 onza 1 en un cristal pasado de moda
tres cuartos llenó de hielo quebrado. Servicio en un cristal
Viejo-Formado.

Foreign movies a big hit at box office (People's Daily)

Thu, 20 Mar 2008 01:10:58 GMT
Unexpectedly, foreign movies got the upper hand at the box office over domestic films last year, according to a 2008 report on the development of China's cultural industry, released yesterday in Beijing. Four foreign movies released in t ...