Movie Quotations for Today

Today's Movie Quotations:

Movie: Kate & Leopold(2001)


Kate:
Why are you standing?

Leopold:
I am accustomed to stand when a lady leaves the table.


[So, Charlie gets up]



Movie: Mad Max Beyond Thunderdome(1985)



Master:
Who you?

Max:
Me Max.



Movie: Babe: Pig in the City(1998)


Babe:
Sorry, Boss...



Movie: Osmosis Jones(2001)


Osmosis:
Man, what you been eatin'?

Drix:
That's my effervescent propulsion.


Osmosis:
A'ight. But we're drivin' with the windows open. I don't want none of those fruitybubbles stinking up my ride. You got that?



Movie: Onegin(1999)


Tatyana Larina:
Oh God. It hurts.

Evgeny Onegin:
Why does it hurt?

Tatyana Larina:
Because you are too late. Yes, you are too late Evgeny.



Movie: Underworld: Evolution(2006)


Viktor:
[William has been shot through his limbs by chains, and dragged to the floor] Marcus!

Marcus:
He was not to be harmed. Place him in my charge as we agreed or you will pay for your deceit

Viktor:
And you will learn your place. Your sympathy for this beast is foolish. Your brother is entirely beyond control. It will be done MY way.

Marcus:
You know well the consequences if your murder me. Or William.

Viktor:
If you so much as speak his name again you will have chosen that future for him.

Marcus:
[Marcus looks to his sides - Viktor's warriors have their crossbows poised at him] What is thy will... my lord?


Viktor:
Imprisonment for all time. Far from you.



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Movie: Gamera tai daiakuju Giron(1969)


[inside an astronomical observatory, scientists hold a press conference]

Reporter #1:
Dr. Shiga! The same galactic waves were caught in England. Uh, last year, accordingly. Are they the same one?

Dr. Shiga:
No. That was different. The one before, was from beyond the solar system we think. But this one is very much nearer. According to our calculations.

Reporter #2:
Does that mean... people on Solar... are the same system planet?


Dr. Shiga:
No. That's hard to say. You have that ready?


[Dr. Shiga points to some slides]

Dr. Shiga:
There's no! Air or water on the Moon? So no living thing inhabits it. As you know for sure. And... there are... no rivers on Mars. And on Venus... it has several hundred degrees Centigrade. And... the surface of... Jupiter is covered with... frozen ammonia. Saturn... is also... the same. No advanced vertebrates there, of course.

Reporter #3:
So... what do those waves mean?

Dr. Shiga:
Assuming. They come from... Proxima Cenauri


[sic]

Dr. Shiga:
, which is nearest to us... How long? Will it take Apollo. One of the newest. Spaceships as you know. How long will it take us to get there do you think?



[the audience mutters and mumbles to themselves]

Dr. Shiga:
Five hundred thousand years.



Movie: Dak ging san yan lui(1999)


Match:
[to Jack] You gotta stop thinking with your dick!



Movie: Hail the Conquering Hero(1944)


Judge Dennis:
[the crowd has re-gathered at the train station to see Woodrwow] Naturally the nomination went back to Doc Bissell. But he got up and said...


Mr. Schultz:
"Ladies and gents...”

Doc Bissell:
Don't mis-quote me.

Judge Dennis:
What?

Doc Bissell:
I said, "ladies and gentlemen."

Committee Chairman:
Of course you did.

Doc Bissell:
I said, "Ladies and gentlemen, in all the years that I have been unsuccessfully mixed into politics, this is the first and only time that I have ever seen a candidate for office - given an opportunity to prove publicly, permanently and beyond peradventure of doubt that he was honest, courageous and veracious...”

Judge Dennis:
That means truthful. He likes those big words.

Doc Bissell:
I said, further, "that if to act out a little lie to save one's mother humiliation was a fault - in other words, if tenderness toward and consideration of one's mother was a fault - it was a fault any man might be proud of."



Movie: Under Siege 2: Dark Territory(1995)


[seeing Captains Linda Gilder and David Trilling having sex in a train compartment]

Travis Dane:
Well, here you are. The last place anyone would expect to find you. Amazing.




Movie: Jackass Number Two(2006)


Chris Pontius:
[after completing Medicine Ball Dodgeball] That was fun. Let's never do that again.



Movie: Under Siege(1992)


Jordan Tate:
I told you I don't like guns.


Casey Ryback:
I know. Neither do I.



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