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Movie: Off the Map(2003)


George:
[about his psychiatrist] I might ask her to marry me.

Arlene:
Marry you? George, really?


George:
She's a gentle person. She's very thoughtful. She cares.

Arlene:
You pay her to care. George, you ought not to confuse romance with business.



Movie: Bad Boys II(2003)


[to Syd]

Megan Burnett:
I bet you meet a lot of cute guys. Just like "Sex and the City".

Marcus Burnett:
Theresa, cancel the damn cable!



Movie: Office Space(1991)


Milton:
I'm gonna... burn the building down.



Movie: East Is East(1999)


Auntie Annie:
Our Peter knows how far he can go before I knock him to Kingdom Come. And that's just my husband Mrs. Shah.





Movie: Kalifornia(1993)


Carrie Laughlin:
Did you happen to know that he was in jail?

Brian Kessler:
Yeah, for stealing a car.


Carrie Laughlin:
Oh, really! Is that what he told you? He told her it was for carrying a gun! Brian, it could be for murder for all we know!

Brian Kessler:
Would you stop being so fucking melodramatic!



Movie: Half Nelson(2006)


[last lines]

Dan:
Knock, knock.

Drey:
Who's there?

Dan:
The Interrupting Cow.


Drey:
The Interrupting Cow, who?

Dan:
[realizing he's blown the joke] ... Moooooo.

Drey:
[laughing] That was horrible!



Movie: T2 3-D: Battle Across Time(1996)


John Connor:
WOH, Where are we?

The Terminator:
The Future.


[Terminator cocks shotgun]


The Terminator:
The final battle between humans and machines.

John Connor:
Great I'd rate this rescue about a two.


[John looks over at where they just came from]

John Connor:
Maybe a one.



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Receta llameante del chocolate caliente

Thu, 01 Mar 2007 00:42:00 +0000
Esto es una receta deliciosa para el chocolate caliente llameante, con
cacao de de de nata y el ron oscuros de Bacardi 151. ron de 1/4 onza
Bacardi 151 terraplén oscuro del cacao de de de nata de 3/4 onza al
cristal tres cuartos del tiro por completo con cacao de de de nata.
Remate con el ron de Bacardi 151 y encienda. Permita para quemarse por
10 20 segundos, extinga y sirva. Sirva en un tiro ...

Movies spawn spinoff merchandise (Detroit Free Press)

Sun, 06 Apr 2008 07:03:56 GMT
Consumers are struggling to stretch their budgets, control their credit cards and make their mortgage payments. But one of the retail industry's big lures for shoppers this spring and summer will be a cascade of the most nonessential products possible, all spun from movies such as "Speed Racer" and the long-awaited fourth installment of "Indiana Jones."

5 movies rocked pop culture 25 years ago (Florida Today)

Mon, 07 Apr 2008 06:53:03 GMT
"Big Chill," "Scarface" and more: 25 years already?

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Movie: Halloween III: Season of the Witch(1982)


Daniel Challis:
How you been?

Teddy:
Okay. You?

Daniel Challis:
Okay.

Teddy:
Sierra Mesa still making you drink your ass off?

Daniel Challis:
Oh yeah!





Movie: Untamed Heart(1993)


Adam:
I am not very good with people.






Movie: The Adventures of Huck Finn(1993)


Huck Finn:
And she got to talking about this, and about that, and blah-di, blah-di, blah until I wanted to wring her scrawny little neck! But by and by, she got to talkin' about the murder.



Movie: Oh! What a Lovely War(1969)


Soldier Singer:
It was Christmas Day in the cookhouse, the happiest time of the year, Men's hearts were full of gladness and their bellies full of beer, When up popped Private Shorthouse, his face as bold as brass, He said We don't want your puddings, you can stick them up your tidings of co-omfort and joy, comfort and joy, o-oh ti-idings of co-omfort and joy. It was Christmas Day in the harem, the eunuchs were standing 'round, And hundreds of beautiful women were stretched out on the ground, Along came the wicked Sultan, surveying his marble halls, He said Whaddya want for Christmas boys, and the eunuchs answered tidings of co-omfort and joy, comfort and joy, o-oh ti-idings of comfort and joy.



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Receta italiana de la salida del sol

Sat, 05 Apr 2008 17:04:00 +0000
Una receta deliciosa para la salida del sol italiana, con la vodka, el
bitters de Campari, el licor del limón del limoncello, el jugo
anaranjado y la mezcla dulce y amarga. 1 vodka de 1/4 onza licor del
limón del limoncello de 1/4 onza bitters de 3/4 onza Campari jugo
anaranjado de 3/4 onza ingredientes dulces y amargos de 3/4 onza
tensión de la sacudida de la mezcla y en un cristal enfriado del
coctel. Adorne con un espiral del limón, y sirva. Sirva en a ...

Orange Offers Movies (Unstrung.com)

Mon, 07 Apr 2008 11:29:31 GMT
PARIS -- At the MIPTV 2008 event in Cannes, Orange is announcing the launch of Orange cinéma séries, the only service of its kind in the world to offer premium television on TV, PC and mobile. The service will be launched in France in the 4th quarter of 2008.

Receta eléctrica de la sandía

Sat, 05 Apr 2008 23:18:00 +0000
Aquí está una receta adorable para la sandía eléctrica, con la
vodka esterlina de Tanqueray, ron de Bacardi licor, del melón ligeros
de Midori, sec triple, mezcla dulce y amarga, jarabe del grenadine y
la soda 7-Up. 1 porción de ron ligero de Bacardi 1 porción de Midori
de licor del melón 1 porción de Tanqueray de la vodka 1 de soda
esterlina del chapoteo 7-Up 1 jarabe 2 del grenadine del chapoteo
salpica el terraplén triple del sec con dulce y amargo ...

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Quotes Update

Today's Quotes:

Movie: Kazaam(1996)


Kazaam:
Grab my belly and make a wish.



Movie: Kenny(2006)


Kenny:
Funny part is parents look at me and say 'that's not much of a job, is it?'. And I say 'well you had kids'. 'You spent the first two years handling their shit, and you weren't getting paid for that'. They shit green, the only things that should be green are pears, apples and Martians.











Movie: The Dark Area (V)(2000)


Tobias:
Wer macht den sowas ?

Cop #1:
Sie hatten also tatsächlich recht.


Andre:
Weisst du was - wir sind weg.



Movie: Tales of Symphonia (VG)(2003)


Lloyd Irving:
Just because the logic is sound, it doesn't mean it's right.



Movie: The Adventures of Rocky & Bullwinkle(2000)


Martin:
Don't you guys know about faxes?

Lewis:
Yeah, don't you know about E-mail?

Bullwinkle:
Sure. A fax is a little red critter that hunts geese and chickens. Half of them are males, and the other half are "E-males".

Martin:
No, it's a way of transmitting computer-generated information across great distances in the blink of an eye!

Bullwinkle:
Well I was close.





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Orange Offers Movies (Unstrung.com)

Mon, 07 Apr 2008 11:29:31 GMT
PARIS -- At the MIPTV 2008 event in Cannes, Orange is announcing the launch of Orange cinéma séries, the only service of its kind in the world to offer premium television on TV, PC and mobile. The service will be launched in France in the 4th quarter of 2008.

Campaign (2007) (New York Times)

Mon, 07 Apr 2008 05:04:52 GMT
The most popular movies among NYTimes.com readers. Documentary filmmaker Kazuhiro Soda offers a revealing examination of modern democracy with this cinema-verite-style look at how political connections have a curious way of trumping actual experience.

5 movies rocked pop culture 25 years ago (Florida Today)

Mon, 07 Apr 2008 06:53:03 GMT
"Big Chill," "Scarface" and more: 25 years already?

'High School Musical' hits movies' high notes on skates (The Pantagraph)

Mon, 07 Apr 2008 09:55:43 GMT
PEORIA -- Yes, you CAN have it all, neatly packaged and sent blade-running 'round a hockey rink for twice the tween-aged fun.

The Charlton Heston film guide (USA Today)

Mon, 07 Apr 2008 07:03:51 GMT
Given the actor's legacy as the big guy with the wide shoulders in movies of biblical weight, Heston beginners need to start with the obvious marquee busters and maybe a couple of overlooked roles he favored himself.

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More Quotations

Quotations:

Movie: Kangaroo Jack(2003)


Jessie:
So it's safe to assume your not on vacation.

Louis:
No. Charlie's stepfather is a mobster back in New York, and he had us sent out here to deliver a package.

Jessie:
Oh! And you got me in the middle of this?

Charlie:
I am so sorry, Jessie. I never thought this would happen.

Jessie:
And you lied to me.




Movie: C'era una volta il West(1968)


Jill:
If you want to, you can lay me over the table and amuse yourself. And even call in your men. Well. No woman ever died from that. When you're finished, all I'll need will be a tub of boiling water, and I'll be exactly what I was before - with just another filthy memory.

Cheyenne:
[sighs] You make good coffee, at least?



Movie: The Adventures of Mark Twain(1944)



Adam:
[about his son, Cain] It's not a fish. It must either be an enigma, or some sort of bug. I never had a thing perplex me so. Perhaps I can take it apart to see what it's arrangements are.



Movie: Olive, the Other Reindeer (TV)(1999)


Martini:
How'd you get away?

Olive:
It's kind of hard to explain. Have you heard of deus ex machina?

Martini:
Denise who?

Olive:
Look it up.



Movie: The Opposite of Sex(1998)


[about marrying Matt]

Dedee:
I just don't think it's something we should rush into.

Lucia:
Oh, no, no. But bring another human life onto the planet - that's whim time.



Movie: Dare mo shiranai(2004)


Pachinko Parlor Employee:
Shit. I'm 10 yen short. Lend me 10 yen.


Akira Fukushima:
Ten yen?

Pachinko Parlor Employee:
No big deal, huh? Lend me. What the hell is with that big wallet? What the hell is this?

Akira Fukushima:
It's a hand-me-down from Mom.

Pachinko Parlor Employee:
From who?

Akira Fukushima:
From Mom.

Pachinko Parlor Employee:
You moved, right? Roomy, huh? Any pubic hair comin', yet?

Akira Fukushima:
No...

Pachinko Parlor Employee:
Bullshit. I got mine in fifth grade.

Akira Fukushima:
No way.


Pachinko Parlor Employee:
No bullshit.

Akira Fukushima:
Well...

Pachinko Parlor Employee:
What the heck are you smiling about, huh?

Akira Fukushima:
Well, It's just that single mother's gine, well... there's no money...

Pachinko Parlor Employee:
Whoa. I don't have any money. What've you got left?

Pachinko Parlor Employee:
About 10,000 yen.

Pachinko Parlor Employee:
Oh, that's enogh, huh? You know, I'm in a hell of a jam. My stupid girlfriend, you know, she totally maxed out my credit cards. I'm badly off. I'm working my ass off, slowly paying it down, man. Uh, this is all I've got on me. This is it, the last time, huh?

Akira Fukushima:
Thanks, thank you.

Pachinko Parlor Employee:
Okay. I'm outta here.


Pachinko Parlor Employee:
By the way, Yuki ain't my kid. Every time I did with your mom, I used a prophylactic, huh? Good bye.

Akira Fukushima:
See ya.

Pachinko Parlor Employee:
Bye-bye.

Akira Fukushima:
Thanks for this.





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Receta caliente ardiente del anus

Wed, 28 Feb 2007 21:28:00 +0000
Aquí está una receta scrumptious para el anus caliente ardiente, con
la cerveza dorada de la corona, el ron de Bacardi 151 y la salsa de
Tabasco. 12 la salsa de Tabasco del ron de la onza Bacardi 151 de la
cerveza dorada 3 de la corona de la botella de la onza vierte el ron
de Bacardi 151 en una botella recientemente abierta de cerveza dorada
de la corona. Llene al borde de la salsa de Tabasco. Sirva el frío,
cal opcional. Sirva en una botella.

Movies spawn spinoff merchandise (Detroit Free Press)

Sun, 06 Apr 2008 07:03:56 GMT
Consumers are struggling to stretch their budgets, control their credit cards and make their mortgage payments. But one of the retail industry's big lures for shoppers this spring and summer will be a cascade of the most nonessential products possible, all spun from movies such as "Speed Racer" and the long-awaited fourth installment of "Indiana Jones."

'High School Musical' hits movies' high notes on skates (The Pantagraph)

Mon, 07 Apr 2008 09:55:43 GMT
PEORIA -- Yes, you CAN have it all, neatly packaged and sent blade-running 'round a hockey rink for twice the tween-aged fun.

Receta de los labios del elefante

Sun, 06 Apr 2008 02:42:00 +0000
Una receta distintiva para los labios del elefante, con ron, creme de
bananes y el jugo oscuros del limón. 1 jugo oscuro del limón del ron
el 1/2 oz creme de bananes el 1/2 onza del 1/2 onza en una coctelera
media llena con los cubos del hielo, combina todos los ingredientes.
Pozo de la sacudida. Filtre en un cristal del coctel. Sirva en un
cristal del coctel.

Campaign (2007) (New York Times)

Mon, 07 Apr 2008 05:04:52 GMT
The most popular movies among NYTimes.com readers. Documentary filmmaker Kazuhiro Soda offers a revealing examination of modern democracy with this cinema-verite-style look at how political connections have a curious way of trumping actual experience.

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Movie: Tales of the Abyss (VG)(2005)


Luke Fon Fabre:
What's that monster called?

Tear Grants:
Fluffy!

Luke Fon Fabre:
Huh?

Tear Grants:
I thought it'd be cute...



Movie: Zardoz(1974)


The Tabernacle:
Vote, please. Vote, please.



Movie: T-Force(1995)


Cain:
Jack. Did you steal my brain?



Movie: The Darker Side of Romance (V)(2004)


Flip:
Hopeless romantic.



Movie: U Turn(1997)


Bobby:
And a waitress named Flo.





Movie: Oil for the Lamps of China(1935)


Young Chinese Soldier:
We're in a time of social changes, and social changes cost money.



Movie: Jackass Number Two(2006)


Steve-O:
I'm Steve-O, and sorry Dad, but no one's gonna miss this for the world. This is the Butt Chug.







Movie: Up the Academy(1980)


Party Guest:
Somebody put a turd in the punchbowl!

Chooch:
[to Leisman] Help yourself sir.



Today's Movie News

Movies Under The Stars rescheduled (Southwest Daily News)

Sun, 06 Apr 2008 10:41:57 GMT
The premiere night of Movies Under The Stars was cancelled due to strong storms that moved through Southwest Louisiana late Friday afternoon. "Over the Hedge" was the film to be shown, as last night's theme was geared towards children.

Receta de los labios del elefante

Sun, 06 Apr 2008 02:42:00 +0000
Una receta distintiva para los labios del elefante, con ron, creme de
bananes y el jugo oscuros del limón. 1 jugo oscuro del limón del ron
el 1/2 oz creme de bananes el 1/2 onza del 1/2 onza en una coctelera
media llena con los cubos del hielo, combina todos los ingredientes.
Pozo de la sacudida. Filtre en un cristal del coctel. Sirva en un
cristal del coctel.

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