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Monday, January 07, 2008

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Movie: The Palm Beach Story(1942)


Tom Jeffers:
Don't you ever talk about anything but Topic A?

Princess Centimillia:
Is there anything else?



Movie: Quick Change(1990)


[boarding a plane at JFK]

Flight Attendant:
Do you think you're late enough?

Grimm:
Oh, you must be from around here.




Movie: G.I. Jane(1997)


Master Chief John Urgayle:
Is there anything *else* we can do for your celebrity career, Lieutenant?

Lt. Jordan O'Neil:
That will be all...

Master Chief John Urgayle:
[to all the CRTs] You now have exactly *one minute* to *muster*!

Sgt. Max Pyro, Instructor:
[as the CRTs are scrambling] If even *one* of you Van Winkle wannabes are late I will *personally* see to it *none* of you sleep for a week!




Movie: Onegin(1999)


Vladimir Lensky:
And then you'll shoot me?


Evgeny Onegin:
Only if you're dull.



Movie: Up in Smoke(1978)


Sgt. Stedenko:
Now just how well do you know that freak with the basketball?


Unknown:
Which basketball?

Sgt. Stedenko:
Which basketball?



Movie: Keskea rõõmud(1986)


Helena:
I could make a horoscope to you.

Militia-officer:
What for?

Helena:
So you can see when your low-days are.

Militia-officer:
We don't have low-days here.



Movie: Undercover Blues(1993)


Jeff Blue:
See mommy picking the big lock? Someday, when you're a big girl, she'll teach you how to pick locks. Of course, she may still be picking *this* one.



Movie: Earthsea (TV)(2004)


Jasper:
[after conjuring up a tree] Blacksmith, why don't you show us what you can do? You could make something miniscule become enormous. Your brain for instance.

Ged:
You might want to try that trick on yourself too, Jasper, just aim a little lower.



Movie: Magnolia(1999)


Quiz Kid Donnie Smith:
No, it is not dangerous to confuse children with angels.




Movie: Unhold, Der(1996)


Count von Kaltenborn:
This whole beautiful country, to which we have given our souls, is utterly doomed. It's going to be wiped out of human memory. Our entire heritage, even our name, our ancestors' names, wiped out, all wiped out!



Today's Movie News

Bull Shit recipe

Sun, 06 Jan 2008 12:11:00 +0000
This is a enjoyable recipe for Bull Shit, with Hpnotiq liqueur, Red Bull energy drink and sloe gin.

1 oz Hpnotiq liqueur
1 oz Red Bull energy drink
1 oz sloe gin

Mix ingredients together in a shaker with ice, and serve into a large shot glass or tumbler
Serve in a Shot Glass.

Goombay Smash #3 recipe

Mon, 07 Jan 2008 03:13:00 +0000
A delectable recipe for Goombay Smash #3, with Bacardi gold rum, Bacardi Coco rum, pineapple juice and sweet and sour mix.

1 oz Bacardi Coco rum
1 oz Bacardi gold rum
1 splash sweet and sour mix
4 oz pineapple juice

Pour the Bacardi gold rum and Bacardi Coco rum, along with the pineapple juice into a cocktail shaker ...]

Boom Boom Shot recipe

Sat, 05 Jan 2008 00:16:00 +0000
Check out this heavenly recipe for Boom Boom Shot, with Bacardi Limon rum and Sprite soda.

1/2 oz Bacardi Limon rum
1/2 oz Sprite soda

Pour Bacardi Limon rum into a shot glass.
Add Sprite (or 7-Up).
Place a towel on the table and put one hand on top of the shot glass to seal it so that no ...]

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Movie: Labyrinth(1986)


The Worm:
If she'd 'ave kept on goin' down that way she'd 'ave gone straight to that castle.



Movie: L.A. Story(1991)


Trudi:
Isn't that girl Sara awful? I mean, what's with that accent?

Harris:
She has an accent because she's English.


Trudi:
Or maybe she's just trying to impress everybody.

Harris:
Oh, like that big phony, Winston Churchill.



Movie: The Queen(2006)


Portrait Artist:
You may not be allowed to vote, ma'am, but it is your government.

HM Queen Elizabeth II:
Yes. I suppose that is some consolation.



Movie: Valiant(2005)



Felix:
It's not the size of your wingspan that counts. It's the size of your spirit!



Movie: Take the Lead(2006)


Kurd:
Check this out!



Movie: Van Helsing(2004)



Mr. Hyde:
So, you're the great Van Helsing.

Van Helsing:
And you're a deranged psychopath.

Mr. Hyde:
We all have our little problems.



Today's Movie News

Burnt Turkey recipe

Sun, 06 Jan 2008 21:05:00 +0000
Check out this delectable recipe for Burnt Turkey, with Wild Turkey 101 bourbon whiskey and DeKuyper Hot Damn cinnamon schnapps.

1/2 oz DeKuyper Hot Damn cinnamon schnapps
1/2 oz Wild Turkey 101 bourbon whiskey

Pour Wild Turkey 101 into a cocktail shaker with ice.
Add Hot Damn, shake well and strain into a shot glass.
Serve in a Shot ...]

Goombay Smash #3 recipe

Mon, 07 Jan 2008 03:13:00 +0000
A delectable recipe for Goombay Smash #3, with Bacardi gold rum, Bacardi Coco rum, pineapple juice and sweet and sour mix.

1 oz Bacardi Coco rum
1 oz Bacardi gold rum
1 splash sweet and sour mix
4 oz pineapple juice

Pour the Bacardi gold rum and Bacardi Coco rum, along with the pineapple juice into a cocktail shaker ...]

Bull Shit recipe

Sun, 06 Jan 2008 12:11:00 +0000
This is a enjoyable recipe for Bull Shit, with Hpnotiq liqueur, Red Bull energy drink and sloe gin.

1 oz Hpnotiq liqueur
1 oz Red Bull energy drink
1 oz sloe gin

Mix ingredients together in a shaker with ice, and serve into a large shot glass or tumbler
Serve in a Shot Glass.

Toshiba Falls After Warner Backs Sony's Blu-Ray DVD Technology

Mon, 07 Jan 2008 07:07:00 GMT
Bloomberg - Entertainment, which had been releasing movies based on both technologies, said on Jan. 4 it will drop Toshiba's standard at the end of May. ``It's a game-changing event, game over for HD DVD,'' Macquarie Securities Ltd. analyst David ...

LSU's Hester has burning love for football, Elvis

Mon, 07 Jan 2008 07:22:00 GMT
Boston Globe - The movies? He's seen 'em all, his favorite, "Viva Las Vegas," which co-stars the fetching Ann-Margret, and whose title song is one of Elvis's most underrated efforts. "I agree with you," Hester says. "And there are at least five great songs in that ...

Great Quotes

Quotes:



Movie: B. Monkey(1998)


Beatrice:
Whoever thought I could find happiness in the middle of fucking nowhere?




Movie: Mad Love(1935)


Doctor Gogol:
[despairingly] I have conquered science! Why can't I conquer love?




Movie: C'era una volta il West(1968)


Morton:
There are many things you'll never understand.


[Frank draws on Morton as he pulls out money to show him]


Morton:
This is one of them. You see, Frank, there are many kinds of weapons. And the only one that can stop that is this.


[Morton's train stops as Frank's men ride up to it]

Morton:
Now, shall we get back to our little problem?

Frank:
My weapons might look simple to you, Mr. Morton, but they can still shoot holes big enough for our little problems.



Movie: The Magdalene Sisters(2002)


Crispina:
[27 Times] You're not a man of God!



Movie: Fabuleux destin d'Amélie Poulain, Le(2001)


Narrator:
Amelie has one friend, Blubber. Alas the home environment has made Blubber suicidal.


[Pet fish leaps out of fish bowl in an attempt at suicide]




Movie: One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest(1975)


McMurphy:
What do you think you are, for Chrissake, crazy or somethin'? Well you're not! You're not! You're no crazier than the average asshole out walkin' around on the streets and that's it.



Movie: Keeping the Faith(2000)


Anna Riley:
People should have to qualify to go out with you. You're too precious to be on the open market.



Movie: One Last Dance(2003)



Captain:
As a cop all I have to do is live by the rules of the law. What's right and what's wrong is all I need to know, and that's much easier than trying to figure out what's good and what's bad.



Movie: Jackass: The Movie(2002)


Spike Jonze:
[Acting like an old man on a scooter] You're a nice man. Would you like to come over for dinner?



Movie: Major League(1989)


Tom:
Stay away from her.


Jake Taylor:
Suck my dick.



Latest Movie News

'Blood' is film critics' pick for best picture

Sun, 06 Jan 2008 23:43:00 GMT
CNN - Previous movies by Anderson include "Boogie Nights" and "Magnolia." Acting honors went to Day-Lewis and Julie Christie for "Away from Her." Best supporting actor honors went to Casey Affleck for "The Assassination of Jesse James by the Coward Robert ...

Elderflower Martini recipe

Sun, 06 Jan 2008 03:02:00 +0000
Check out this divine recipe for Elderflower Martini, with elderflower cordial, Bombay Sapphire gin, Cinzano dry vermouth and lime juice.

1 oz Bombay Sapphire gin
1 oz Cinzano dry vermouth
1 oz elderflower cordial
1/2 oz lime juice

Combine all ingredients in a cocktail shaker half-filled with ice cubes.
Shake until very chilled; serve immediately.
Serve in a Cocktail Glass.

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Movie: The Jacket(2005)


Jack Starks:
Join the Organization! The Organization needs you! Fight the good fight!



Movie: J.F. Que?(2004)


Mona:
Is that the way it goes?



Movie: Ultimo tango a Parigi(1972)


Paul:
I could dance forever! Oh, my hemorrhoid.



Movie: Orientation: A Scientology Information Film(1996)


Anne Archer:
[identified only as "Actress"] Scientology did make me feel freer to express myself. But what it really did for me was save my life. And made me feel, for the first time, the best of what I naturally am.




Movie: The Karate Kid, Part III(1989)


Terry Silver:
You think this is the end of it, old man? I'm gonna open Cobra Kai dojos all over this Valley. Hell, I might even teach for free! From now on, all that anyone will know about is Cobra Kai karate. John Kreese's karate. You won't even be a memory!

Daniel Larusso:
Yes, he will. You won't.


[Kreese and Silver are laughing hysterically, as Daniel turns to Miyagi]

Daniel Larusso:
NOW... will you train me?

Mr. Kesuke Miyagi:
Hai. Now Miyagi train you.




Movie: Under Siege(1992)


Jordan Tate:
So who are you? Are you, you, like, some special forces guy or something?

Casey Ryback:
Nah. I'm just a cook.

Jordan Tate:
A cook?

Casey Ryback:
[Whispering] Just a lowly, lowly cook.

Jordan Tate:
Oh, my God, we're gonna die.



Movie: An Unexpected Family (TV)(1996)


Megan Whitney:
Could Sam be our father?

Matt Whitney:
You got a thing about pushing your luck, don't you?




Movie: The Omega Man(1971)


[describing Neville]

Matthias:
One creature, caught. Caught in a place he cannot stir from in the dark, alone, outnumbered hundreds to one, nothing to live for but his memories, nothing to live with but his gadgets, his cars, his guns, gimmicks... and yet the whole family can't bring him down from that, that...

Zachary:
Honky paradise, brother?

Matthias:
Forget the old ways, brother, all the old hatreds.



Movie: On the Edge(2001)


Jonathan:
See, Dr Figure was a no-medication type of guy and all the hard core suicidals in his group - now including myself - had agreed not to kill or harm themselves before January 1st. I mean, can you imagine someone dead, hanging from the light fixture in their room, thinking, If my doctor finds out about this, I'm FUCKED."



Movie: Operator's Side (VG)(2003)


Joe Powers:
[Joe shoots Rio and grabs the disc that comes out of her pocket] The daughter of such a brilliant man, I'm amazed that how stupid you are. Joseph Kraft, my German birth name translates to Joe Powers in English! Well, I'd better be off with the Philosopher's Stone. Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha...


[Joe continues to laugh as he is about to leave, but then he's shot several times in the back by Rio]



Movie: The Madness of King George(1994)


George III:
When felons were induced to talk, they were shown first the instruments of their torture. The King is shown the instrument of His... to induce Him NOT to talk...



Latest Movie News

Elderflower Martini recipe

Sun, 06 Jan 2008 03:02:00 +0000
Check out this divine recipe for Elderflower Martini, with elderflower cordial, Bombay Sapphire gin, Cinzano dry vermouth and lime juice.

1 oz Bombay Sapphire gin
1 oz Cinzano dry vermouth
1 oz elderflower cordial
1/2 oz lime juice

Combine all ingredients in a cocktail shaker half-filled with ice cubes.
Shake until very chilled; serve immediately.
Serve in a Cocktail Glass.

'Sweeney Todd' (Tim Burton directs, Johnny Depp stars) -- 3 1/2 stars

Sun, 06 Jan 2008 23:51:00 GMT
Chicago Tribune - It's not the volume of the blood that distinguishes "Sweeney Todd: The Demon Barber of Fleet Street" from every other film ... Columnists Television Movies Music Dining Theater Arts/architecture • • • • • • • • • • Politics/Elections Travel ...