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Movie: Galaxy Quest(1999)


Jason Nesmith:
Hi! What's up with her, doesn't she talk?

Quellek:
Her translator is broken.

Laliari:
Yalalalala!

Jason Nesmith:
Hokey dokey...



Movie: Madagascar (VG)(2005)


Albino Croc:
Whoever gets to the bottom of the slide first wins the right to eat Mort, which I hear he tastes like chicken.







Movie: Oliver Twist(1948)


Nancy:
But tonight he's a thief, and a liar, and all that's bad. Ain't that enough for the old wretch, without blows?





Movie: Orlando(1992)


Queen Elizabeth I:
[conferring the family estate upon Orlando] For you and for your heirs, Orlando: the house.

Orlando:
Your Majesty, I am forever...


Queen Elizabeth I:
But on one condition. Do not fade. Do not wither. Do not grow old.



Movie: Vegas Vacation(1997)


Ellen Griswold:
[Clark and Ellen have found Rusty] Russell Griswold! You get out of that hot tub right now!

Girl in Hot Tub:
I'm sorry, you have the wrong person. This is Mr. Papagiorgio.


Ellen Griswold:
His name's not Papagiorgio! It's Rusty Griswold and he's a C+ student!





Latest Movie News

Ten ways the movies can tell us about romance

Wed, 06 Feb 2008 23:50:00 GMT
Times Online - You've just spotted the perfect partner. You want to approach her or him but you have doubts, and ultimately you don't have what it takes in the romance department. Never fear, the movies are here ...

Apple grows iPod Touch, iPhone

Wed, 06 Feb 2008 23:14:00 GMT
New Zealand Herald - The products come on the heels of Apple's launch last month of a service that lets iPhone and iPod users rent and download movies to watch on their devices.

Books, movies and music that make us feel like summer

Thu, 07 Feb 2008 05:12:00 GMT
Free Lance-Star - In the cold depths of winter, we all need to have something to remind us of hot sun and days without homework, midterms or shoes. This little escape usually comes in the form of literature, film or ...

Alfa Romeo losing money

Mon, 04 Feb 2008 23:59:00 GMT
New Zealand Herald - Enzo Ferrari used to race Alfa Romeos before he started up his own company, Alfa won the first Formula One World Championship in 1950, and in its 1960s heyday, cameo appearances in movies such as The ...

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Movie: Mad Monster Party?(1969)


Baron von Frankenstein:
Ha ha ha. Quoth the raven, "Nevermore". I've done it. Created the means to destroy matter. They must all know. Know that I, Baron von Frankenstein, master of the secret of creation, have now mastered the secret of destruction. The invitations must be sent at once.





Movie: Dances with Wolves(1990)


John Dunbar:
We are trying for a baby.

Kicking Bird:
No waiting?

John Dunbar:
No waiting.


Kicking Bird:
I was just thinking that of all the trails in this life, there are some that matter most. It is the trail of a true human being. I think you are on this trail, and it is good to see.



Movie: The S.I.N. (V)(2001)


Jason Carter:
So. . .how you liking it so far? (Matthews, Michael (II)@Brad Morrison): (sarcastic) Well. . .so far I've been chased by a sweep team and had a gun in my face. . .other than that. . .not too bad.



Movie: X-Men Legends II: Rise of Apocalypse (VG)(2005)


Gambit:
[Discussing the insectoids Cerci] I'll just wear me some bug-stompin' boots and we'll be at that door in no time!

Scarlet Witch, Stepford Sisters:
Gambit, the Cerci grow to the size of a man and can crush rocks with their mandibles.

Gambit:
Oh.







Movie: Office Space(1991)


Bob Slydell:
I'll be honest with you, I love his music, I do, I'm a Michael Bolton fan. For my money, I don't know if it gets any better than when he sings "When a Man Loves a Woman".



Movie: Zardoz(1974)


Zed:
I want the truth.

May:
You must give the truth, if you wish to receive it.

Zed:
I'm ready.


May:
It'll burn you!

Zed:
Then burn me.



Latest Movie News

Counterfeit movies, compact discs found during traffic stop, police say (Times Leader)

Wed, 06 Feb 2008 21:02:14 GMT
WILKES-BARRE - A traffic stop for an expired registration sticker resulted in the discovery of counterfeit copies of movies and compact discs, and a man facing more than 100 counts of copyright infringement charges.

This Week in Movies: 27 Dresses (Colgate Maroon-News)

Thu, 07 Feb 2008 05:37:53 GMT
Like many people, what I look for in a movie above all else, especially a romantic comedy like 27 Dresses, is honesty. We've heard it all before: "Why can't they put real people in movies?" Well, then the movie won't make any money, right? Is that still true? If we were to take a look at what comedies made money in 2007, the answer would actually be no.

HDNet Movies Presents the High Definition Premiere of 'Lawrence of Arabia' (Centre Daily Times)

Thu, 07 Feb 2008 00:44:47 GMT
HDNet Movies, the movie lover's destination, announces the high definition premiere of the movie classic "Lawrence of Arabia" on Sunday, February 10 at 6:15 p.m. ET. HDNet Movies will be airing the restored Director's Cut.

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HDNet Movies Presents the High Definition Premiere of 'Lawrence of Arabia' (Centre Daily Times)

Thu, 07 Feb 2008 00:44:47 GMT
HDNet Movies, the movie lover's destination, announces the high definition premiere of the movie classic "Lawrence of Arabia" on Sunday, February 10 at 6:15 p.m. ET. HDNet Movies will be airing the restored Director's Cut.

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Straight to the Movie Quotations ...

Movie: Madhouse(1974)


Jessie Bannister:
How would you murder someone? If you have a question Los Angeles... then you should just ask someone else cause I swear to God I don't know anymore. What am I talking about? HOUSEGUESTS! Houseguests from hell! Ladies and Gentlemen you listen to me, no you get that snack later, you listen to me! Lock your doors! Don't answer the phone! If you have to leave the country then leave the country but don't let them in! They may look like your mother, your father, your sister, your friend, but they're not! They're slimy! They're cockroaches! If the world was to summer a nuclear holocaust the only surviving life form would be HOUSEGUESTS! AHHHHHHHH




Movie: Dangerous Beauty(1998)


Veronica Franco:
[after her first time] Who's next?





Movie: Madagascar (VG)(2005)


[Police cars arrive as Alex wanders the streets, looking for Marty]


Alex:
Ah, finally! New York's finest! What took you so long? Spot any zebras?

Cop:
Looks like he's hostile, boys. Set your tasers to zap.





Movie: Halloween III: Season of the Witch(1982)


Buddy Kupfer:
Hey Mr. Cochran, just what is the final processing?

Conal Cochran:
Oh I assure you it's just a little bit of this and a little bit of that. Quality inspection, the seal of approval. You know, the usual. And of course, there's a lot of trade secrets.

Buddy Kupfer:
Oh I'd sure like to take a look.


Conal Cochran:
Aw sorry.

Daniel Challis:
Not even a peek for your best salesman?

Buddy Kupfer:
Just one little look?

Conal Cochran:
Well you see, part of the final processing involves volatile chemicals. They're very dangerous. I wouldn't want to put anybody in any danger.

Buddy Kupfer:
Oh sure, I understand.





Latest Movie News

HDNet Movies Presents the High Definition Premiere of 'Lawrence of Arabia' (Centre Daily Times)

Thu, 07 Feb 2008 00:40:39 GMT
HDNet Movies, the movie lover's destination, announces the high definition premiere of the movie classic "Lawrence of Arabia" on Sunday, February 10 at 6:15 p.m. ET. HDNet Movies will be airing the restored Director's Cut.

Can movies teach us about African-American history? (Seattle Times)

Wed, 06 Feb 2008 08:33:53 GMT
Can movies or television really teach us anything useful about African-American history? It's a reasonable question to ask as we begin Black History Month.

HDNet Movies Presents the High Definition Premiere of ´Lawrence of Arabia´ (wallstreet:online AG)

Wed, 06 Feb 2008 22:49:20 GMT
HDNet Movies, the movie lover´s destination, announces the high definition premiere of the movie

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Movie: The Adventures of Ichabod and Mr. Toad(1949)


[During his trial, Mr. Toad summons a witness: Winky the barman who had taken possession of Toad Hall in exchange for the car]

Mr. Toad:
[to the courtroom] Milord, gentleman, facing you in the witness box is a citizen of substance and stance; a man of unimpeachable honesty.



[to Winky]

Mr. Toad:
Now, Mr. Winky, do you recall an incident that took place in your establishment about August 12th that I was apparted to?

Winky:
Oh, yes, sir. That I do, sir.

Mr. Toad:
Well, then, just tell the court what actually happened.

Winky:
Well, guv'nor, you tried to sell me a stolen motorcar.


[Mr. Toad is surrounded by the guards]



Movie: Malcolm X(1992)


Malcolm X:
[as a waiter] I aims to please, sir, and I'm pleased to aim!



Movie: The Quick and the Dead(1995)


John Herod:
You must be the fastest gun in the west. That or the biggest liar!




Movie: Out of Sight(1998)


Buddy Bragg:
You think there's a Hell?

Jack Foley:
Yeah, it's called the Glades Correctional Institute. I'm sure as shit not going back there, or anyplace like it.


Buddy Bragg:
Oh, they put a gun on you, you'll go.

Jack Foley:
They put a gun on you, you still have a choice.



Movie: Jackass: The Movie(2002)


Ryan Dunn:
I'm not too excited about this skit, it's not my favorite I've ever done, because there's a toy car in my butt. But this is the "Butt X-Ray".




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Alfa Romeo losing money

Tue, 05 Feb 2008 01:25:00 GMT
New Zealand Herald - Enzo Ferrari used to race Alfa Romeos before he started up his own company, Alfa won the first Formula One World Championship in 1950, and in its 1960s heyday, cameo appearances in movies such as The ...

Daddy movies

Wed, 06 Feb 2008 15:14:00 GMT
MSN UK News - We all love a bit of Hollywood schmaltz - and nothing tugs at the heart strings quite like a father bonding with his child. This unique genre - let's call it the 'daddy movie' - has now been revisited ...

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Movie: Date Movie(2006)


Napoleon:
Idiot! Hell no I won't marry you! What would you do if you were in a situation like this? Gosh! Gosh! Gosh! Gosh!



Movie: Jacob Two Two Meets the Hooded Fang(1999)


The Hooded Fang:
I am the fear of all fears... I am the nightmare of all nightmares... I am the monster that monsters run away from.



Movie: The Undefeated(1969)


Col. John Henry Thomas:
[Thomas has just learned that the war ended several days before] Major, we just received word that General Lee surrendered three days ago.

Maj. Sanders, CSA:
Yes, sir. We found out yesterday.


Col. John Henry Thomas:
And yet, you still fought us today?

Maj. Sanders, CSA:
Yes, sir.

Col. John Henry Thomas:
Why?

Maj. Sanders, CSA:
Because this is our land, Colonel; and you're still on it. Thank you for your kindness, Colonel.


[Sanders walks back to the Confederate positions]



Movie: Tales from the Crypt: Demon Knight(1995)


Uncle Willie:
Jeryline you wouldn't hurt your old uncle will now would you baby.



Movie: Zeke(2004)


Joe:
Bring it on, pussy.




Movie: Talk to Me(2007)


Petey Greene:
I'll tell it to the hot, I'll tell it to the cold. I'll tell it to the young, I'll tell it to the old. I don't want no laughin', I don't want no cryin', and most of all, no signifyin'. This is Petey Greene's Washington.



Movie: Undead(2003)


Alien #1:
[to other Alien without suit] Put you clothes back on.

Alien #2:
I'm comfortable with who I am.



Movie: Open Range(2003)


Boss Spearman:
It ain't right to walk away without a word.

Charley Waite:
Well what do you want me to tell her, Boss? We probably ain't gonna make it? Be a big fat comfort.



Movie: S.O.B.(1981)


Tim Culley:
It's been my experience that every time I think I know "where it's at," it's really somewhere else.



Movie: D.O.A.(1950)


Paula Gibson:
What's happening up there that's exciting and different?



Movie: Once Upon a Time in Mexico(2003)


Agent Sands:
Are you a Mexi-CAN or a Mexi-CAN'T?

Cucuy:
I'm a Mexi-CAN


Agent Sands:
Good. Then do as I say.



Today's Movie News

Alfa Romeo losing money

Tue, 05 Feb 2008 01:25:00 GMT
New Zealand Herald - Enzo Ferrari used to race Alfa Romeos before he started up his own company, Alfa won the first Formula One World Championship in 1950, and in its 1960s heyday, cameo appearances in movies such as The ...

Brad gives six signs a movie will be bad

Wed, 06 Feb 2008 08:05:00 GMT
Daily Cardinal - Brad cautions that with superhero movies, third time is not the charm, but neither is naming movies after other movies or casting Cuba Gooding Jr. Reviewing films, it is my duty to protect you, the ...

Teen queen Miley Cyrus beats Jessica Alba, Katherine Heigl at box ...

Mon, 04 Feb 2008 20:03:00 GMT
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At The Movies

Wed, 06 Feb 2008 05:34:00 GMT
American Reporter - SAN FRANCISCO, Calif. -- If aliens from outer space visit us, I'm sure they'd be struck by our penchant for revenge. Just look at newspapers, where the motto is "If it bleeds, it leads." They'd find ...

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