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Thursday, January 10, 2008

Great Movie Quotes

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Movie: Up the Chastity Belt(1971)


Knotweed:
[pointing] What's that?

Lurkalot:
That is my latest batch of home made Aphrodisiac.


Knotweed:
Well. What's that?

Lurkalot:
Aphrodisiac? Well it you know. Gets you going.

Knotweed:
Going where?

Lurkalot:
Look. This is for people you see who want to, but they can't. And they take some of this you see, and they can. Like Rattlesnakes.

Knotweed:
Do What?

Lurkalot:
[exasperated] Rattle.



Movie: The Yakuza(1974)


Dusty:
That guy doesn't like you.

Harry Kilmer:
No, not much.

Dusty:
So how come you figure you can trust him?

Harry Kilmer:
Giri.

Dusty:
Gitty?


Harry Kilmer:
Giri. Obligation.

Dusty:
You mean he figures he owes you something?

Harry Kilmer:
Yeah, sort of.

Dusty:
Well, that can work two ways, Kilmer. If you ain't alive tomorrow, he don't owe you shit.



Movie: Halloweentown II: Kalabar's Revenge (TV)(2001)


Aggie, Marnie, Luke, Dylan, and Sophie:
We call on the dreams of creature and mortal to heal the wounds the worlds divided. From now on we can each create a portal and each of us our own path decide.



Movie: Orgazmo(1997)


Ben Chapelski:
Whoa! DVDA shot! So, you up for some sushi?



Movie: The Madagascar Penguins in: A Christmas Caper(2005)


Skipper:
Where's the Private?

Kowalski:
Unknown, sir. It would appear that he's missing.

Skipper:
Missing? Hoover Dam! Wait, there he is. He just went to bed.


[pulls off sheets, revealing a bowling pin underneath]

Skipper:
What the...


[slapping the pin]


Skipper:
What have you do with Private? Talk, Mister!

Kowalski:
Skipper, over here.

Skipper:
[to pin] I'll deal with you later.



Movie: Wagon Master(1950)


Sandy:
By Golly, I bet it's going to be hotter then...

Jackson:
Mind your language!

Sandy:
I wasn't cussin'!

Jackson:
You were going to say hell!

Sandy:
I was going to say hades, but hell ain't cussin', it's geography... It's the name of a place, like you might say Abilene or Salt Lake City.

Jackson:
Don't you be going making any remarks about Salt Lake City!


[Sandy turns away, but when he cinches his saddle, he purposesly bumps into Jackson, Jackson does it back, and they do it back and forth. Then they turn around and fight]




Movie: The Talented Mr. Ripley(1999)


Tom Ripley:
First of all I know there's something. That evening when we played chess for instance it was obvious.

Dickie Greenleaf:
What evening?

Tom Ripley:
Oh sure, no, no, it's too dangerous for you to take on. Oh, no, no, we're brothers. Hey. And then you do this sordid thing with Marge. Fucking her on the boat so we all have to listen. Which was excruciating! And you follow your cock around and now you're getting married! I'm bewildered, forgive me. You're lying to Marge and then you're getting married to her. You're knocking up Silvana. You're ruining everybody. You wanna play the sax, you wanna play the drums. What is it, Dickie? What do you actually want?

Dickie Greenleaf:
Who are you? Huh? Some third class loser? Who are you? Who are you to say anything to me? Who are you to tell me anything? Actually I really, really don't want to be on this boat with you. I can't move without you moving. Gives me the creeps. You give me the creeps!



Movie: Ocean's Twelve(2004)


Turk Malloy:
It's ridiculous, I mean this is a moral issue we're dealing with here. Not to mention we don't have a grease man anymore, because he's in a bag somewhere. We don't know.

Virgil Malloy:
We got a bag man.

Turk Malloy:
Such an ape, an animal, with no feelings you are.

Virgil Malloy:
I have feelings.


Turk Malloy:
No, you don't.

Virgil Malloy:
Look, yeah, I do I feel bad for the guy. He's a human being in a piece of luggage, but you got water, he's got air. What did you want them to do?

Turk Malloy:
Oh my God they should have gotten off the bus, get off the bus and pick up the bag with our friend in it.

Virgil Malloy:
Get off the bus, they were trying to be inconspicuous. How many soccer teams do you know that are fielding 50 year-old men?

Danny Ocean:
Rusty's not 50 years old.

Turk Malloy:
Yeah, dude, we know Rusty's not 50.



Today's Movie News

K-Snap recipe

Thu, 10 Jan 2008 00:29:00 +0000
Check out this delightful recipe for K-Snap, with peach schnapps and lemon iced tea.

1 oz peach schnapps
2 - 3 oz lemon iced tea

Stir both ingredients together in a cocktail glass with/without shaven ice, as desired, and serve.
Serve in a Cocktail Glass.

Creamsicle #5 recipe

Wed, 09 Jan 2008 03:39:00 +0000
Check out this scrumptious recipe for Creamsicle #5, with rum, orange juice and milk.

1 oz rum
2 oz milk
3 oz orange juice

Pour milk and orange juice into an old-fashioned glass.
Pour rum into a shot glass.
Drop the shot into the old-fashioned glass of orange juice and milk, and shoot.
Serve in a Old-Fashioned Glass.

Cuban Assassin recipe

Wed, 09 Jan 2008 21:17:00 +0000
A exquisite recipe for Cuban Assassin, with Bacardi 151 rum, Green Chartreuse and Tabasco sauce.

1/2 oz Bacardi 151 rum
1/2 oz Green Chartreuse
5 dashes Tabasco sauce

Pour Bacardi 151 rum into a shot glass.
Add chartreuse, then 5 or 6 dashes of tabasco sauce, and serve.
Serve in a Shot Glass.

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Movie: Galaxy Quest(1999)


Quellek:
I avoided capture by using your Mak'tar stealth haze.



Movie: Opportunity Knocks(1990)


Eddie Farrell:
As Prometheus said to the Athenians, "I need another beer".



Movie: The Order(2001)


Will:
You measure life with a ruler... and a bathroom scale.



Movie: Kevin James: Sweat the Small Stuff (TV)(2001)


Kevin James:
Let go of the damn door! Sit your ass on the kerb, I will come around and let ya in!



Movie: About a Boy(2002)


Will:
Me, I didn't mean anything. About anything, to anyone. And I knew that guaranteed me a long, depression-free life.



Movie: Orange County(2002)


Bud Brumder:
[Exhales at his ex-wife] I need a drink. Do you have any beer, Coyote Ugly?




Movie: Urusei Yatsura 1: Onri yû(1983)


Elle:
How dare you interrupt the sacred ceremony of love.

Shinobu:
What ceremony of love? This is just a sick collection. The warm love between a man and a woman can't be frozen like tuna.



Movie: The Undefeated(1969)


Ann Langdon:
You went out there to talk! Why did you kill that man?

John Henry Thomas:
Conversation just kinda dried up.




Movie: Bad Boys(1983)


Warden Bendix:
One way or the other, I'm going to get to the bottom of this.



Movie: Aardvark(2004)


Aardvark:
Hello world! And hello Princess Sharon Eleven...



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A adorable recipe for Airhead, with peach schnapps and cranberry juice.

1 1/2 oz peach schnapps
fill with cranberry juice

Pour peach Schnapps into shot glass.
Add chilled cranberry juice to fill.
Serve in a Shot Glass.

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Movie: On the Line(2001)


Abby:
I can't get next to you.

Kevin Gibbons:
Excuse me?

Abby:
"I'm So Tired of Being Alone" is a great Al Green song, but "I Can't Get Next To You" sounds a little more appropriate.


Kevin Gibbons:
Why?

Abby:
Because... I can't get next to you!



Movie: The Adventures of Priscilla, Queen of the Desert(1994)


Bernadette:
Oh. Uh, gather around girls, uh, let me show you a trick. You, um, drink the Gin...


[Guzzles the entire contents]

Bernadette:
aah, uh, fill the bottle up with water and then put it back in the fridge.

Mitzi:
Va-t'on vous. What about the scotch?


Bernadette:
Aha! That's where the complimentary tea bags come in handy.



Movie: Gallagher: Smashing Cheeseheads (V)(1998)


Gallagher:
Women are emotional, men are logical.


[a woman in the audience objects.]

Gallagher:
You're logical? You shave off your eyebrows and then paint 'em back in. Right where they were.



Movie: The Abominable Dr. Phibes(1971)


Inspector Trout:
Oh, don't take him out like that. At least cover his face... what's left of it.




Today's Movie News

Carmine recipe

Tue, 08 Jan 2008 09:50:00 +0000
A great recipe for Carmine, with Campari bitters and Jose Cuervo margarita mix.

1/2 oz Campari bitters
1/2 oz Jose Cuervo margarita mix

Pour Campari into a shot glass until half-full.
Fill to the top with margarita mix, and serve.
Serve in a Shot Glass.

Xbox 360 consumers could sway Blu-ray support

Tue, 08 Jan 2008 22:01:00 GMT
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TV and movie megasite launches with 3000hrs of content

Tue, 08 Jan 2008 22:22:00 GMT
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Wed, 09 Jan 2008 20:31:42 GMT
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Movie: The X Files(1998)


Mulder:
Whadda want? Coke, Pepsi, saline IV?



Movie: Absolon(2003)


Murchison:
[speaking to Walters] I send you out to do a simple thing. A simple thing, by definition, should not be difficult to accomplish. You, have taken that thing and allowed it to become a complex thing.



Movie: The One(2001)


Roedecker:
Funsch. Us splitting up, you going solo... is way out of procedure. So listen to me. I know where you come from. I know what you've been through, but this place is different. Not everyone is a combatant. There are innocent people here. So if you get into the shit, you trust your heart, not your head, hmm?

Funsch:
Loud and clear, sir.



Movie: Dance Me Outside(1995)


Frank Fencepost:
I don't know what they want. I don't know what they fucking want. Have you ever noticed, it's like there's some conspiracy with women. You look at them , they look at each other. You know ... they're thinking something, right?



Movie: Taps(1981)


David Shawn:
[about firing his assault rifle at the townies and cops, to facilitate their escape] I saw my duty, and I did it.



Movie: X-Men(2000)


[Cyclops doesn't know if Logan's an imposter]

Wolverine:
It's me!

Cyclops:
Prove it!

Wolverine:
You're a dick.


Cyclops:
Okay.



Movie: The Making of 'Garden State' (V)(2004)



Natalie Portman:
This is so mean; if anyone uses these lines on a girl they should go to hell. It's like the meanest thing ever.

Zach Braff:
What?

Natalie Portman:
To be like, "You changed my life. See ya later. You're the best girl. Bye." It's a shitty thing to do.



Movie: Jack and the Beanstalk (TV)(1967)


The Giant:
And who might you be, tiny one?

Jack:
J-J-J-Jack.

The Giant:
J-J-J-Jack?

Jack:
No, j-just Jack.



Movie: Dai-Rantô Smash Brothers Deluxe (VG)(2001)


Narrator:
Game Set!



Movie: Hak hap(1996)


Kau's Man:
The girl attacked King Kau!


Inspector 'Rock' Shek:
The girl? What are you? Crazy? Whoever attacked King Kau wants to take his business. Get lost.



Movie: Dark Blue(2002)


Jack Van Meter:
Fuck L.A



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Movie: The Taking of Pelham One Two Three(1974)


Miskowsky:
This is a million dollars?


O'Keefe:
It's what it buys, Albert, not what it weighs.



Movie: Out of the Past(1947)


Jeff Bailey:
[answering the door] Well, the last guy in the world...

Whit Sterling:
I hate surprises myself. You wanna just shut the door and forget it?



Movie: Va savoir(2001)


Sonia:
How's the play going?


Cammille B.:
All right.

Sonia:
It's been awhile since you've been in Paris.

Cammille B.:
Three years.

Sonia:
It must seem strange.

Cammille B.:
Yes. Your ring is beautiful.

Sonia:
It's my engagement ring.

Cammille B.:
With Pierre?

Sonia:
No. My previous life. Another life. Very different.



Movie: The Karate Kid(1984)


Kreese:
What do we study here?

Karate Class:
THE WAY OF THE FIST SIR.

Kreese:
And what is that way?


Karate Class:
STRIKE FIRST. STRIKE HARD. NO MERCY SIR.

Kreese:
I can't hear you.

Karate Class:
STRIKE FIRST. STRIKE HARD. NO MERCY SIR.



Movie: O Brother, Where Art Thou?(2000)


Pete:
You ruined my life!


[while being choked]

Ulysses Everett McGill:
I do apologize about that Pete.



Movie: G-Men from Hell(2000)


Mike Mattress:
Plaid? I love plaid!



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