Great Movie Quotes

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Movie: Up the Chastity Belt(1971)


Knotweed:
[pointing] What's that?

Lurkalot:
That is my latest batch of home made Aphrodisiac.


Knotweed:
Well. What's that?

Lurkalot:
Aphrodisiac? Well it you know. Gets you going.

Knotweed:
Going where?

Lurkalot:
Look. This is for people you see who want to, but they can't. And they take some of this you see, and they can. Like Rattlesnakes.

Knotweed:
Do What?

Lurkalot:
[exasperated] Rattle.



Movie: The Yakuza(1974)


Dusty:
That guy doesn't like you.

Harry Kilmer:
No, not much.

Dusty:
So how come you figure you can trust him?

Harry Kilmer:
Giri.

Dusty:
Gitty?


Harry Kilmer:
Giri. Obligation.

Dusty:
You mean he figures he owes you something?

Harry Kilmer:
Yeah, sort of.

Dusty:
Well, that can work two ways, Kilmer. If you ain't alive tomorrow, he don't owe you shit.



Movie: Halloweentown II: Kalabar's Revenge (TV)(2001)


Aggie, Marnie, Luke, Dylan, and Sophie:
We call on the dreams of creature and mortal to heal the wounds the worlds divided. From now on we can each create a portal and each of us our own path decide.



Movie: Orgazmo(1997)


Ben Chapelski:
Whoa! DVDA shot! So, you up for some sushi?



Movie: The Madagascar Penguins in: A Christmas Caper(2005)


Skipper:
Where's the Private?

Kowalski:
Unknown, sir. It would appear that he's missing.

Skipper:
Missing? Hoover Dam! Wait, there he is. He just went to bed.


[pulls off sheets, revealing a bowling pin underneath]

Skipper:
What the...


[slapping the pin]


Skipper:
What have you do with Private? Talk, Mister!

Kowalski:
Skipper, over here.

Skipper:
[to pin] I'll deal with you later.



Movie: Wagon Master(1950)


Sandy:
By Golly, I bet it's going to be hotter then...

Jackson:
Mind your language!

Sandy:
I wasn't cussin'!

Jackson:
You were going to say hell!

Sandy:
I was going to say hades, but hell ain't cussin', it's geography... It's the name of a place, like you might say Abilene or Salt Lake City.

Jackson:
Don't you be going making any remarks about Salt Lake City!


[Sandy turns away, but when he cinches his saddle, he purposesly bumps into Jackson, Jackson does it back, and they do it back and forth. Then they turn around and fight]




Movie: The Talented Mr. Ripley(1999)


Tom Ripley:
First of all I know there's something. That evening when we played chess for instance it was obvious.

Dickie Greenleaf:
What evening?

Tom Ripley:
Oh sure, no, no, it's too dangerous for you to take on. Oh, no, no, we're brothers. Hey. And then you do this sordid thing with Marge. Fucking her on the boat so we all have to listen. Which was excruciating! And you follow your cock around and now you're getting married! I'm bewildered, forgive me. You're lying to Marge and then you're getting married to her. You're knocking up Silvana. You're ruining everybody. You wanna play the sax, you wanna play the drums. What is it, Dickie? What do you actually want?

Dickie Greenleaf:
Who are you? Huh? Some third class loser? Who are you? Who are you to say anything to me? Who are you to tell me anything? Actually I really, really don't want to be on this boat with you. I can't move without you moving. Gives me the creeps. You give me the creeps!



Movie: Ocean's Twelve(2004)


Turk Malloy:
It's ridiculous, I mean this is a moral issue we're dealing with here. Not to mention we don't have a grease man anymore, because he's in a bag somewhere. We don't know.

Virgil Malloy:
We got a bag man.

Turk Malloy:
Such an ape, an animal, with no feelings you are.

Virgil Malloy:
I have feelings.


Turk Malloy:
No, you don't.

Virgil Malloy:
Look, yeah, I do I feel bad for the guy. He's a human being in a piece of luggage, but you got water, he's got air. What did you want them to do?

Turk Malloy:
Oh my God they should have gotten off the bus, get off the bus and pick up the bag with our friend in it.

Virgil Malloy:
Get off the bus, they were trying to be inconspicuous. How many soccer teams do you know that are fielding 50 year-old men?

Danny Ocean:
Rusty's not 50 years old.

Turk Malloy:
Yeah, dude, we know Rusty's not 50.



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K-Snap recipe

Thu, 10 Jan 2008 00:29:00 +0000
Check out this delightful recipe for K-Snap, with peach schnapps and lemon iced tea.

1 oz peach schnapps
2 - 3 oz lemon iced tea

Stir both ingredients together in a cocktail glass with/without shaven ice, as desired, and serve.
Serve in a Cocktail Glass.

Creamsicle #5 recipe

Wed, 09 Jan 2008 03:39:00 +0000
Check out this scrumptious recipe for Creamsicle #5, with rum, orange juice and milk.

1 oz rum
2 oz milk
3 oz orange juice

Pour milk and orange juice into an old-fashioned glass.
Pour rum into a shot glass.
Drop the shot into the old-fashioned glass of orange juice and milk, and shoot.
Serve in a Old-Fashioned Glass.

Cuban Assassin recipe

Wed, 09 Jan 2008 21:17:00 +0000
A exquisite recipe for Cuban Assassin, with Bacardi 151 rum, Green Chartreuse and Tabasco sauce.

1/2 oz Bacardi 151 rum
1/2 oz Green Chartreuse
5 dashes Tabasco sauce

Pour Bacardi 151 rum into a shot glass.
Add chartreuse, then 5 or 6 dashes of tabasco sauce, and serve.
Serve in a Shot Glass.

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