Today's Movie Quotations

Movie Quotations:

Movie: Dangerous Liaisons(1988)


Marquise de Merteuil:
When it comes to the marriage, one man is as good as the next. And even the least accomodating is less trouble than a mother.



Movie: xXx: State of the Union(2005)


[last lines]

Agent Kyle Steele:
I've got some ideas for the next XXX.

Toby Lee Shavers:
Now, wait a minute, it's my turn to pick!

Agent Augustus Gibbons:
I do the picking. We're going further off the grid. Fresh face, new look. I've got the perfect candidate.



Movie: Katt Williams: The Pimp Chronicles Pt. 1 (TV)(2006)


Katt Williams:
Bitches need to stop blaming all your problems on us. Stop tellin' a nigga,"You fucked up my self-esteem". Bitch it's called SELF-ESTEEM! It's esteem of your mothafuckin' self. How am I gonna fuck up how you feel about you simple bitch?



Movie: Under the Cherry Moon(1986)


Mary:
If you don't get out of my house, I'll have my father's guards throw you out!

Christopher Tracy:
Why? 'Cause you ain't bad enough to do it yo'self?



Movie: Waiting for Guffman(1996)


Dr. Pearl:
People say, You must have been the class clown. And I say, No, I wasn't. But I sat next to the class clown, and I studied him.



Movie: Dare mo shiranai(2004)


Kyoko:
Guess Yuki grew.




Movie: Otra conquista, La(1998)


Fray Diego de La Coruña:
[V.O. as he burns Topiltzin's codex] If only our soldiers had as much faith as the Indians have in their idols...




Movie: Damn Yankees!(1958)


Mr. Applegate:
Going a little far don't you think?

Lola:
What's the matter? Didn't ya like it?


Mr. Applegate:
I like it fine. Puff him up baby, I'll bring him down again.

Lola:
You'll what?

Mr. Applegate:
It's already started. Keep your eyes open, homewrecker. You'll find out who's got the pain in the mambo.



Movie: Addams Family Values(1993)


Debbie Jellinsky:
I don't want to hurt anybody. I don't enjoy hurting anybody. I don't like guns, or bombs, or electric chairs, but sometimes people just won’t listen, and so I have to use persuasion - and slides.


[Showing slide pictures]

Debbie Jellinsky:
My parents, Sharon and Dave. Generous, doting, or were they? All I ever wanted was a Ballerina Barbie. In her pretty pink tutu. My Birthday: I was 10, and do you know what they got me? MALIBU. Barbie.

Morticia:
Malibu Barbie.

Gomez:
The nightmare.


Morticia:
The nerve.

Debbie Jellinsky:
That's not what I wanted! That's not who I was. I was a Ballerina: graceful, delicate! They had to go.


[the next slide shot shows a burning house]

Debbie Jellinsky:
My first Husband, the Heart Surgeon. All day long, coronaries, transplants.

Grandma:
What about your needs?

Debbie Jellinsky:
"Sorry about dinner Deb, the Pope has a cold."


[the next slide shows a shadow of an axe on the wall heading towards the Surgeon]


Grandma:
An axe! That takes me back...

Debbie Jellinsky:
Husband number 2: The Senator. He loved his State, he loved his Country!

Grandma:
What about Debbie?

Debbie Jellinsky:
"Sorry Debbie - no Mercedes this year. We have to set an example." Oh yeah? Set THIS!


[the next slide shows car headlights heading towards the Senator in panic]

Debbie Jellinsky:
My latest husband: my late Husband, Fester.

Uncle Fester:
The fool.

Debbie Jellinsky:
The corpse. And his adorable Family. You took me in, you accepted me, but did any of you love me? Really love me?


Gomez:
Hands?


[the Addams Family, all strapped into their electric chairs, are unable to raise their hands]

Debbie Jellinsky:
So I killed. So I maimed. So I destroyed one innocent life after another. Aren't I a human being? Don't I yearn, and ache, and... shop? Don't I deserve love... and jewelry? Good-bye everybody! Wish me luck!

The Addams Family:
Good luck!



Movie: The Abominable Dr. Phibes(1971)


Dr. Vesalius:
Human error won't stop him. He's had years to hide, to plot this damnable thing. He's compelling himself to follow exactly the classic death pattern of the G'tach. It's the psychic force that holds the man together, this maniacal precision. If we could just throw it off, interrupt the cycle, then he might be stopped by his own inflexible standards.



Movie: Tadpole(2002)


Daphne Tisch:
You're like a forty year old trapped inside a fifteen year olds body. I mean, it's not a bad body!



Movie: Above the Law(1988)


Kurt Zagon:
[about to kill Nico] You were too fucking dumb, you asshole!



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