Lines from Movies for Today

Today's Lines from Movies:

Movie: Mad Monster Party?(1969)


Felix Flanken:
Take it out of my pay, Mr. Kronkite.

Mr. Kronkite:
Pay? What pay? You still have two more months to work for me for nothing before you're even as it is. Now what are you doing in the pharmacy department in the first place? Need I remind you that this is a drug store? There are people waiting at the lunch counter, someone is browsing though the paperback books, we still have a rack of these Veeblefetzers to unload and you're wasting your time in the pharmacy department. What am I not paying you for, Felix?



Movie: The Baby-Sitters Club(1995)


Suzi Barrett:
I've been to the moon.




Movie: Magnolia(1999)


Phil Parma:
Do you know that every other word you use is either 'shit', 'fuck', 'balls' or 'cocksucker'?

Earl Partridge:
Could you do me a personal favor?

Phil Parma:
Go fuck myself?

Earl Partridge:
You got it.



Movie: La Bamba(1987)


Buddy Holly:
The sky belongs to the stars.



Movie: Haine, La(1995)


Hubert:
Bullshit! You pointed a gun at a cop! We coulda been killed!


[an old man flushes the toilet and walks out of the stall]

Old Man:
Nothing like a good shit! Do you believe in God? That's the wrong question. Does God believe in us? I once had a friend called Grunwalski. We were sent to Siberia together. When you go to a Siberian work camp, you travel in a cattle car. You roll across icy steppes for days, without seeing a soul. You huddle to keep warm. But it's hard to relieve yourself, to take a shit, you can't do it on the train, and the only time the train stops is to take on water for the locomotive. But Grunwalski was shy, even when we bathed together, he got upset. I used to kid him about it. So, the train stops and everyone jumps out to shit on the tracks. I teased Grunwalski so much, that he went off on his own. The train starts moving, so everyone jumps on, but it waits for nobody. Grunwalski had a problem: he'd gone behind a bush, and was still shitting. So I see him come out from behind the bush, holding up his pants with his hands. He tries to catch up. I hold out my hand, but each time he reaches for it he lets go of his pants and they drop to his ankles. He pulls them up, starts running again, but they fall back down, when he reaches for me.

Hubert:
Then what happened?

Old Man:
Nothing. Grunwalksi... froze to death. Good day.



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