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Movie: C'era una volta il West(1968)


Harmonica:
Your friends have a high mortality rate Frank. First three, then two.

Frank:
So, you're the one who makes appointments.

Harmonica:
And you're the one who doesn't keep them.




Movie: Accattone(1961)


Kid standing on riverbank:
Aren't you going to take off your gold chain and bracelets?

Vittorio "Accattone" Cataldi:
No, I want to die wearing my gold like the pharoahs.

Kid standing on riverbank:
Give it to us!

Vittorio "Accattone" Cataldi:
No - if you want gold you have to swim for it.



Movie: Ordinary People(1980)


Conrad "Con" Jarrett:
When I let myself feel, all I feel is lousy.


Dr. Berger:
Oh well excuse me, I never promised you a rose garden.

Conrad "Con" Jarrett:
Oh fuck you Berger.

Dr. Berger:
What?

Conrad "Con" Jarrett:
FUCK YOU!

Dr. Berger:
Hey, that's it!

Conrad "Con" Jarrett:
Geez! You're really weird huh, what do you feel huh? Do you jerk off, or jack off, or whatever you call it?


Dr. Berger:
What do you think?

Conrad "Con" Jarrett:
What do I think? I think you're married to a fat lady and you go home and you fuck the living daylights out of her!

Dr. Berger:
Sounds good to me.



Movie: A Tale of Two Cities(1935)


[after the Marquis' coach runs over and kills a peasant child, he gets out of the coach and speaks to the onlookers]

Marquis St. Evremonde:
It's extraordinary to me that you people cannot take care of yourselves and your children. One or the other of you is forever in the way. How do you know what injury you might do to my horses?



Movie: Out of Africa(1985)


[after placing a gramophone in a field near wild baboons]

Denys:
Think of it: never a man-made sound... and then Mozart!



Movie: Paint Your Wagon(1969)


Mr. Fenty:
Horton, how did that bottle get in your pocket? HOW LONG HAVE YOU BEEN DRINKING HARD LIQUOR?

Horton:
Well, since this afternoon. I know you don't approve, Pop, but believe me, until you've had a good cigar and a shot of whiskey, you're missing the second and third best things in life.

Rumson:
Horton!

Pardner:
Where'd you take him, Ben?

Elizabeth:
Damn you, Ben Rumson. What are you going to teach this boy next? How to cheat at cards, or just physical education with one of Willie's floozies?

Horton:
That's the best one, Pop!

Rumson:
Horton!


Elizabeth:
Is that what you did today, Ben?

Rumson:
That's what *he* did today, Elizabeth! I tell you, that boy's got a talent for dissipation that is absolutely unique!


[Horton beams]



Movie: Damage(1992)


Dr. Stephen Fleming:
I want you.

Anna Barton:
I know.



Movie: One Night at McCool's(2001)


Detective Dehling:
How can I not question our creator for putting this human obscenity into the presence of such a divine creature?



Movie: Once Bitten(1985)


Jamie:
How'd you to have your crotch set on fire?



Movie: Back to School(1986)


Derek:
[at the diving competition] You know what you almost never see? Somebody heckling a diver.



[blows an air horn just as a diver is going into his dive]



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