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Movie: Oily Hare(1952)


Bugs Bunny:
[singing to the tune of "Home on the Range"] Oh, give me a home / Where da billionaires roam / An' de oil and da cattlemen play / Wit dere gushin' oil wells / An' super hotels / An' count up dere money all day / An' dat ain't hay.



Movie: Ollie Hopnoodle's Haven of Bliss (TV)(1988)


Ralph's Mother:
[in a high pitched voice] Boys! Come on, breakfast is ready!


[radio shorts out and breaks]




Movie: Uncle Buck(1989)


[Chanice is listening to an answering machine message from Buck]

Buck:
I think about those two little dimples on your buns. Hahaha.

Chanice Kobolowski:
Dimples!


Buck:
What do we call them? One... one was on the right, 'was Lyndon and left was...

Chanice Kobolowski:
It's Johnson.

Buck:
Johnson.


[Chanice laughs]

Buck:
And then there was your boobs we did. Now, your boobs were Minnie and Mickey, I remember that because of Disneyworld. And Felix! Felix is what we called your...


[cut to the next scene, where a cat meows loudly]



Movie: Adventures in Babysitting(1987)


[Brenda has been at the bus station downtown for so long, she's starving. She tentatively approaches a hot dog vendor]

Brenda:
Uh, those are hot dogs, right?

Hot Dog Vendor:
Yeah, want one?

Brenda:
Mmm, yeah I'd love one.

Hot Dog Vendor:
That'll be two bucks.

Hot Dog Vendor:
[Brenda hands him a check, he stares incredulously] A check?


Brenda:
Yeah, but it's a good check. See, Chris' mom wrote it to Chris 'cause Chris bought her something, I can't remember what. Then I bought Chris some press-on nails, I gave Chris the difference, and she wrote the check over to me. So I'll write the check over to you, you keep the difference, and I'll take the hot dog. So, you got a pen?

Hot Dog Vendor:
Get outta here!

Brenda:
Wait! I'm starving, you'd rather throw it away than give it to me?

Hot Dog Vendor:
I work on a cash-only basis.

Brenda:
But it's a perfectly good check!

Hot Dog Vendor:
No! I'll make it very clear. you slip me the cash, and I'll slip you the wiener.

Brenda:
But I don't have any cash!

Hot Dog Vendor:
Then I don't have a wiener!



Movie: Van Wilder(2002)


Taj:
Is that all you people think about? Getting fucked up?



Movie: Back to the Future Part III(1990)


Doc:
Clara! Climb out here to me!

Clara Clayton:
I don't know if i can...

Doc:
You can do it, just don't look down!


[Clara looks down at the churning wheels]

Doc:
That's it!



[Clara climbs over the cab and steps her high-heeled boots onto the train's thin, precarious ledge]

Marty McFly:
[Into walkie talkie] Sixty miles an hour doc!



Movie: The Da Vinci Code(2006)


Remy Jean:
I could run them over.



Movie: Back to the Future(1985)


George McFly:
Last night, Darth Vader came down from planet Vulcan and told me that if I didn't take Lorraine out that he'd melt my brain.



Movie: Dangerous Liaisons(1988)


Marquise de Merteuil:
You'll find the shame is like the pain, you only feel it once.



Movie: Hail the Conquering Hero(1944)


Singer:
I got to have cooperation. I sing for him in seven flats. And he


[indicating bandleader]

Singer:
won't play it in seven flats.

American Legion Bandleader:
We don't know how to play in seven flats. We're not musicians.


Singer:
You don't have to tell me.



Movie: Half Baked(1998)


Kenny:
I love horses.

Cop:
I love horses.


Kenny:
I love Butterstuff.

Cop:
Buttercup!

Kenny:
Butternuts!

Cop:
BUTTERCUP!

Kenny:
Cup!



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